GM's thread about nothing (56 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

As the self-appointed Shark movie expert round here, I like to bring to your attention some obscure shark movies you should check out. Well right now on AMC there's a shark flicked called "Jaws." It's really good. The best of the bunch. Do yourself a favor and check it out.

Actually "Jaws" is rather old. Came out in 1975 IIRC. I'm surprised you've never heard of it.

Oh I've heard of, thus why I can give the recommendation. Just wanted to make sure everyone else has heard of it and has a chance to watch it.

 

[UniAlias]

I've never seen Jaws.

 

[strykerpks]

As the self-appointed Shark movie expert round here, I like to bring to your attention some obscure shark movies you should check out. Well right now on AMC there's a shark flicked called "Jaws." It's really good. The best of the bunch. Do yourself a favor and check it out.

Actually "Jaws" is rather old. Came out in 1975 IIRC. I'm surprised you've never heard of it.

I was in the middle of typing

That movie is older than I am. And it was terrible then

/tanner

And the "2 new posts...show me" thing popped up

 

[UniAlias]

Poker Hitler video made me laugh pretty hard. May be cause I'm hammered.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Poker Hitler video made me laugh pretty hard. May be cause I'm hammered.

Perfect time for you to take your turn in Scramble.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've never seen Jaws.

Weirdo

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never seen Jaws.

Best movie of all-time. You should get on that. If you're not, you know, too busy juggling.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

 

[UniAlias]

I've never seen Jaws.

Weirdo

Is it worth seeing?? I think I've seen parts of it and it seemed really cheesy.

 

[UniAlias]

Poker Hitler video made me laugh pretty hard. May be cause I'm hammered.

Perfect time for you to take your turn in Scramble.

Done and done. I think you're going to win this one.

 

[UniAlias]

I've never seen Jaws.

Best movie of all-time. You should get on that. If you're not, you know, too busy juggling.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've never seen Jaws.

Weirdo

Is it worth seeing?? I think I've seen parts of it and it seemed really cheesy.

I'll admit that seeing "Jaws" today would be somewhat of a let-down. The effects look down-right amateurish compared to recent movies. But I still think the story/acting/drama etc holds up.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Jaws is awesome.

 

[FDAS]

I've never seen Jaws.

What are you, ####### 14?

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never seen Jaws.

Weirdo

Is it worth seeing?? I think I've seen parts of it and it seemed really cheesy.

I'll admit that seeing "Jaws" today would be somewhat of a let-down. The effects look down-right amateurish compared to recent movies. But I still think the story/acting/drama etc holds up.

Jaws holds up extremely well. There's very little that doesn't work. Even the shark looks better than a lot of more recent movies with the cgi sharks like Deep Blue Sea.

 

[shuke]

I've never seen Jaws.

Weirdo

Is it worth seeing?? I think I've seen parts of it and it seemed really cheesy.

Cut the ####.

 

[FDAS]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

Mold loves pepper, it hates cinnamon

 

[mr roboto]

I've never seen Jaws either.

 

[UniAlias]

I've never seen Jaws.

What are you, ####### 14?

Turned 29 fifteen minutes ago.

Also, happy birthday Krista.

 

[FDAS]

Jesus, I miss 29. Other than that being my age when my dad died. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, #######.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've never seen Jaws.

What are you, ####### 14?

Turned 29 fifteen minutes ago.

Also, happy birthday Krista.

I just realized we're not FB buddies. Wanna be pals?

 

[Frostillicus]

Happy birthday Uni. I hope all your dream come true.

 

[-fish-]

Mariners closer is one of the worst pitchers I've ever watched. And I grew up in San Diego

 

[UniAlias]

I've never seen Jaws.

What are you, ####### 14?

Turned 29 fifteen minutes ago. Also, happy birthday Krista.

I just realized we're not FB buddies. Wanna be pals?

 

[UniAlias]

Jesus, I miss 29. Other than that being my age when my dad died. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, #######.

Luff yew.

Stupid GF just showed up. Guess I gotta go. Ugh

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pretty sure I just figured out that Uni was born on the exact same day I graduated HS.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I also like how he expects us to believe he's got a girlfriend.

 

[strykerpks]

I also like how he expects us to believe he's got a girlfriend.

Actually true.

 

[Henry Ford]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

I read it five times trying to figure out if it was some kind of elaborate shtick.

 

[strykerpks]

My wife is kinda funny but she doesn't recognize funny.

She says to me the other day "I don't like a lot of what SLB posts on Facebook, especially his birthday thing, but that puberty story about his son was hilarious"

She also declared that she's going to Beerhole.

Watch out Bob. She'll #### you up

 

[Tecumseh]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

 

[BobbyLayne]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

hi

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I've never seen Jaws.

What are you, ####### 14?

Turned 29 fifteen minutes ago.

Also, happy birthday Krista.

Happy birthday, Uni!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

Mold loves pepper, it hates cinnamon

Everyone loves Pepper

 

[Captain Quinoa]

We just arrived at a decent looking seafood place. Realized that I neglected to mention that when we down to see about the remote etc, had to wait a while for the owner because he was wrangling a stray dog that had gotten into someone's room.

Hope you remembered to grab some quarters for the vibrating bed.

 

[Ignoramus]

I didn't really want to say anything because Aaron, who was here for a few months, liked it, but Port Townshend sucks.

We love Port Townsend from what we've seen so far (two visits). Can't imagine what you wouldn't like, other than the Aladdin Motor Inn.We wanted to close the window and shut the drapes(?), but when we did so we couldn't find a light source in the room. Actually we could--the only light that seems to work is one that puts a spotlight on the TV. Otherwise, nada.

See, it's those little design touches that take a place from just a one-star motel to a one-and-a-half-star destination.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Somehow, some way, the Aladdin Motor Inn has managed to be worse than I expected.

Is the window air conditioner working? No mold in the corners of the cement ceilings? No chips in the $1.98 a sheet "1968" wood paneling?

Lets not get on our high horse princess.

There is no window air conditioner. To be fair, there is also no heat. You get the temp you get. When we walked into the room, Mr. krista opened the window due to the overpowering mildew smell. No screen on the window. It's open for now, but there are a LOT of birds around here.

I don't know if there is mold in the corners, but there sure are a lot of cobwebs. I prefer the cobwebs to the globs of unidentified substances found all over the walls and the long black hairs on the bed. The "accent" wall is orange, which is not a terribly soothing sleep color. At least it matches...wait, wait, it doesn't...the pink formica counters on the sink. Well, that's in the bathroom, right? No, the sink is not in the bathroom so much as nearer to the middle of the room itself. The bathroom has a toilet and a tub/shower and blue ink scratchings on the walls.

But those are just aesthetics. Whatever. I'll just settle in and get on the internet and try not to touch anything. Except the guy didn't tell us the internet password, and there are wireless networks called "Aladdin" and "Aladdin guest" both of which require passwords (turns out, of course, that the appropriate network is neither of these and is instead called "NetGear11"). No problem, I'll just call down. Oops, the room phone doesn't work. No problem, will use my cell. Oops, every time I call the number it says the call won't go through and to try again later. Fine, I'll watch a little TV and get the password on the way out to dinner. Where's the remote? Oh, there isn't one.

All right, I'll go down and ask for the password. Sore after our hike and the flights of stairs will suck, but at least we're on the top floor so it will be quiet here. Other than the people in the next room who slam their door going in and out, causing the whole room to shake. On the plus side, they only seem to go in or out of the room every two ####### minutes.

The beds have six inches of metal sticking out on either side, right in the middle. Mr. krista has somehow managed to hit his leg into that metal at least a dozen times already. At least I have that to keep me entertained.

OK, off to dinner!

What's behind the bed?

 

[Osaurus]

Somehow, some way, the Aladdin Motor Inn has managed to be worse than I expected.

Is the window air conditioner working? No mold in the corners of the cement ceilings? No chips in the $1.98 a sheet "1968" wood paneling?

Lets not get on our high horse princess.

There is no window air conditioner. To be fair, there is also no heat. You get the temp you get. When we walked into the room, Mr. krista opened the window due to the overpowering mildew smell. No screen on the window. It's open for now, but there are a LOT of birds around here.

I don't know if there is mold in the corners, but there sure are a lot of cobwebs. I prefer the cobwebs to the globs of unidentified substances found all over the walls and the long black hairs on the bed. The "accent" wall is orange, which is not a terribly soothing sleep color. At least it matches...wait, wait, it doesn't...the pink formica counters on the sink. Well, that's in the bathroom, right? No, the sink is not in the bathroom so much as nearer to the middle of the room itself. The bathroom has a toilet and a tub/shower and blue ink scratchings on the walls.

But those are just aesthetics. Whatever. I'll just settle in and get on the internet and try not to touch anything. Except the guy didn't tell us the internet password, and there are wireless networks called "Aladdin" and "Aladdin guest" both of which require passwords (turns out, of course, that the appropriate network is neither of these and is instead called "NetGear11"). No problem, I'll just call down. Oops, the room phone doesn't work. No problem, will use my cell. Oops, every time I call the number it says the call won't go through and to try again later. Fine, I'll watch a little TV and get the password on the way out to dinner. Where's the remote? Oh, there isn't one.

All right, I'll go down and ask for the password. Sore after our hike and the flights of stairs will suck, but at least we're on the top floor so it will be quiet here. Other than the people in the next room who slam their door going in and out, causing the whole room to shake. On the plus side, they only seem to go in or out of the room every two ####### minutes.

The beds have six inches of metal sticking out on either side, right in the middle. Mr. krista has somehow managed to hit his leg into that metal at least a dozen times already. At least I have that to keep me entertained.

OK, off to dinner!

What's behind the bed?

 

[Tiger Fan]

You guys have no idea how hard it is to be so freaking cool.

Femmes are the ####. Missed them in NOLA in high school and still pissed about that. Did see a bad ### tribute show one halloween night where these local musicians killed a few Femmes songs

 

[McGarnicle]

I sprained my thumb and can't jack off.

 

[Osaurus]

Saw Sugarcubes, PIL, New Order, and Femmes at Summerfest in 1989. Was really into all the bands except the Femmes who headlined. Seemed like most people arrived during New Order's set. They missed some good stuff IMO.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"How come there are streamers and balloons under that homeless-person bridge?"

 

[Annyong]

Update on rodeos? Still stupid?

 

[Abraham]

As the self-appointed Shark movie expert round here, I like to bring to your attention some obscure shark movies you should check out. Well right now on AMC there's a shark flicked called "Jaws." It's really good. The best of the bunch. Do yourself a favor and check it out.

Watched this last night. Forgot how good this movie is. And got drunk. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[mr. furley]

Brad Pitt could walk in to my house, tell my wife he'd bang her if she got showered and ready but he only had 2 hours and she still couldn't possibly fathom speeding up her routine

:deadbanana:

 

[kevzilla]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

Mold loves pepper, it hates cinnamon

Everyone loves Pepper

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Somehow, some way, the Aladdin Motor Inn has managed to be worse than I expected.

Is the window air conditioner working? No mold in the corners of the cement ceilings? No chips in the $1.98 a sheet "1968" wood paneling?

Lets not get on our high horse princess.

There is no window air conditioner. To be fair, there is also no heat. You get the temp you get. When we walked into the room, Mr. krista opened the window due to the overpowering mildew smell. No screen on the window. It's open for now, but there are a LOT of birds around here.

I don't know if there is mold in the corners, but there sure are a lot of cobwebs. I prefer the cobwebs to the globs of unidentified substances found all over the walls and the long black hairs on the bed. The "accent" wall is orange, which is not a terribly soothing sleep color. At least it matches...wait, wait, it doesn't...the pink formica counters on the sink. Well, that's in the bathroom, right? No, the sink is not in the bathroom so much as nearer to the middle of the room itself. The bathroom has a toilet and a tub/shower and blue ink scratchings on the walls.

But those are just aesthetics. Whatever. I'll just settle in and get on the internet and try not to touch anything. Except the guy didn't tell us the internet password, and there are wireless networks called "Aladdin" and "Aladdin guest" both of which require passwords (turns out, of course, that the appropriate network is neither of these and is instead called "NetGear11"). No problem, I'll just call down. Oops, the room phone doesn't work. No problem, will use my cell. Oops, every time I call the number it says the call won't go through and to try again later. Fine, I'll watch a little TV and get the password on the way out to dinner. Where's the remote? Oh, there isn't one.

All right, I'll go down and ask for the password. Sore after our hike and the flights of stairs will suck, but at least we're on the top floor so it will be quiet here. Other than the people in the next room who slam their door going in and out, causing the whole room to shake. On the plus side, they only seem to go in or out of the room every two ####### minutes.

The beds have six inches of metal sticking out on either side, right in the middle. Mr. krista has somehow managed to hit his leg into that metal at least a dozen times already. At least I have that to keep me entertained.

OK, off to dinner!

What's behind the bed?

Is it pee?

 

[Guster]

Very cool. I'm a little perplexed by the Mini Cooper though. Does that mean you swallow?

Bob, Guster is a really nice guy.

Of course he swallows.

 

[Guster]

If I'm not in jail, I have to go to a family reunion in July. And we're going camping. So maybe I'll hold of a little longer paying that fine.

On the plus side, Mrs. Ignoramus and I get to spend a couple of days (July 8 and 9) in Cincinnati and hang out with my brother (and Guster?). He's a big Cubs fan and they're in town that week so we're definitely taking in a game or two.

I'm in! It'll be one last good training run before BeerHole

 

[Guster]

Can someone fax me some greenies?

I can mail you some...