GM's thread about nothing (69 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

What channel is this hockey match on?

220

221,,, whatever it takes

 

[cosjobs]

Anyone have any tips for dealing with annoying neighbor kids who invite themselves over to play with your kids?

Rat poison

Homer

 

[Guster]

Watching Traffic now

 

[McGarnicle]

So then you're not only drunk but also stoned, and you start to feel sort of a different perception of the landscape plants around you

 

[McGarnicle]

And when tha happens you pull up the find my iPhone app and you see that she's about a half mile away

 

[mr roboto]

So then you're not only drunk but also stoned, and you start to feel sort of a different perception of the landscape plants around you

I heard that dried hosta leaves get you hella high.

 

[Guster]

And when tha happens you pull up the find my iPhone app and you see that she's about a half mile away

 

[McGarnicle]

I would jus like to thank all if you

 

[Jeff Vader]

I don't know what's more shocking... That Alice from the Brady Bunch was still alive, or that she had roommates at 88.

RIP Alice, may you and Sam the Butcher enjoy eternal life together

I'm like Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat

 

[Guster]

I would jus like to thank all if you

Does McGarnicle has a GMTAN buddy to check and make sure he's still alive later?

 

[McGarnicle]

It's bad

 

[Osaurus]

I would jus like to thank all if you

Much thank if you

 

[Annyong]

I would jus like to thank all if you

Does McGarnicle has a GMTAN buddy to check and make sure he's still alive later?

I would do it, but I have to watch this hockey game.

 

[Abraham]

 

[Guster]

I would jus like to thank all if you

Does McGarnicle has a GMTAN buddy to check and make sure he's still alive later?

I would do it, but I have to watch this hockey game.

cool

 

[Guster]

meanwhile in Bakersfield...

 

[McGarnicle]

Got through it okay

 

[Thorn]

Drinking a private barrel selection of Elijah Craig 12 that is absolutely fantastic... Liked it so much I went and grabbed 7 more bottles so I don't have to worry about running out. That should last me quite a while, or at least until the next time Tre visits

so I don't need to bring those bottles of Stagg Jr in July?

 

[Thorn]

Nbc sports

 

[Homer J Simpson]

McGarnicle. TPW, guy.

 

[McGarnicle]

She showed me a picture of a baby. Asked, do I think the baby is cute. I thought about it,

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Nbc sports

Last time I told them, everybody started laughing.

 

[Guster]

Drinking a private barrel selection of Elijah Craig 12 that is absolutely fantastic... Liked it so much I went and grabbed 7 more bottles so I don't have to worry about running out. That should last me quite a while, or at least until the next time Tre visits

so I don't need to bring those bottles of Stagg Jr in July?

Of course you do... There's always space for more bottles!

 

[Guster]

Nbc sports

Last time I told them, everybody started laughing.

For some reason I don't get NBC Sports

 

[Guster]

Nbc sports

Last time I told them, everybody started laughing.

For some reason I don't get NBC Sports

Oh and the reason is that I don't feel like giving even more money to DirecTV

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Directv gives a lot away for free if you ask them

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Directv gives a lot away for free if you ask them

So do Guster's women.

HEYYYYOOOOO

 

[McGarnicle]

Now I'm in a room and it looks like a guest room with a really nice set of windows and she told me that I should take a lilt telex bit if tome to relax and get a feel for

 

[kevzilla]

This is a pretty entertaining ice soccer match

 

[Annyong]

Now I'm in a room and it looks like a guest room with a really nice set of windows and she told me that I should take a lilt telex bit if tome to relax and get a feel for

agreed

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Now I'm in a room and it looks like a guest room with a really nice set of windows and she told me that I should take a lilt telex bit if tome to relax and get a feel for

Just came here to post this

 

[Annyong]

 

[Guster]

Directv gives a lot away for free if you ask them

So do Guster's women.

HEYYYYOOOOO

 

[Guster]

Now I'm in a room and it looks like a guest room with a really nice set of windows and she told me that I should take a lilt telex bit if tome to relax and get a feel for

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I have to go to class tonight. At church. Because we are getting our daughters baptized.

It's a class with a bunch of other couples who are having their kids baptized, and one couple who leads the class who REALLY digs jezuz.

Really looking forward to this.

I really don't want to baptize this kid. It is such a racket. We were married outside with a non-catholic pastor or whatever, so they will make me pay double or something.

 

[Annyong]

I have to go to class tonight. At church. Because we are getting our daughters baptized.

It's a class with a bunch of other couples who are having their kids baptized, and one couple who leads the class who REALLY digs jezuz.

Really looking forward to this.

I really don't want to baptize this kid. It is such a racket. We were married outside with a non-catholic pastor or whatever, so they will make me pay double or something.

uhh it didnt cost anything for my boys

 

[mr. furley]

stroll on a nature trail with the family today. about 30 mosquito bites and 1 tick later and my oldest said she's never leaving the house again.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

So you talked to a lead singer of cover band?

Damn, I wish I was Bob

Here's the Austin version of that band, right down to the blondo in the short skirt. Big fan. I think I've spoken with her but I was pretty hammered the last time we saw them so I may have been talking to one of the dudes.

Yeah, but did she come talk to you first

 

[Guster]

For Idiot Boxer

Holy ####, that pepper spread is great

I'm drunk because I've been drinking for the last 5 hours and it took me 3 full takes to get the video decent enough to post, but I think I'm going back for seconds on the pulled pork with pepper spread.

The whiskey is interesting. Tastes like a white dog, so young but good flavor and no burn

You're good people in my book

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Young, good flavor, and no burn? Sounds like my kinda gal.

 

[kevzilla]

Sweet stache, Guster. Anyone tell you that you look like Aaron Rodgers with that thing?

 

[shuke]

Somehow, some way, the Aladdin Motor Inn has managed to be worse than I expected.

Is the window air conditioner working? No mold in the corners of the cement ceilings? No chips in the $1.98 a sheet "1968" wood paneling?

Lets not get on our high horse princess.

There is no window air conditioner. To be fair, there is also no heat. You get the temp you get. When we walked into the room, Mr. krista opened the window due to the overpowering mildew smell. No screen on the window. It's open for now, but there are a LOT of birds around here.

I don't know if there is mold in the corners, but there sure are a lot of cobwebs. I prefer the cobwebs to the globs of unidentified substances found all over the walls and the long black hairs on the bed. The "accent" wall is orange, which is not a terribly soothing sleep color. At least it matches...wait, wait, it doesn't...the pink formica counters on the sink. Well, that's in the bathroom, right? No, the sink is not in the bathroom so much as nearer to the middle of the room itself. The bathroom has a toilet and a tub/shower and blue ink scratchings on the walls.

But those are just aesthetics. Whatever. I'll just settle in and get on the internet and try not to touch anything. Except the guy didn't tell us the internet password, and there are wireless networks called "Aladdin" and "Aladdin guest" both of which require passwords (turns out, of course, that the appropriate network is neither of these and is instead called "NetGear11"). No problem, I'll just call down. Oops, the room phone doesn't work. No problem, will use my cell. Oops, every time I call the number it says the call won't go through and to try again later. Fine, I'll watch a little TV and get the password on the way out to dinner. Where's the remote? Oh, there isn't one.

All right, I'll go down and ask for the password. Sore after our hike and the flights of stairs will suck, but at least we're on the top floor so it will be quiet here. Other than the people in the next room who slam their door going in and out, causing the whole room to shake. On the plus side, they only seem to go in or out of the room every two ####### minutes.

The beds have six inches of metal sticking out on either side, right in the middle. Mr. krista has somehow managed to hit his leg into that metal at least a dozen times already. At least I have that to keep me entertained.

OK, off to dinner!

What's behind the bed?

Don't look!!

 

[Guster]

Sweet stache, Guster. Anyone tell you that you look like Aaron Rodgers with that thing?

it's called being a lazy drunk. Haven't bothered to shave since like Wednesday or something

 

[Guster]

For Idiot Boxer

Holy ####, that pepper spread is great

I'm drunk because I've been drinking for the last 5 hours and it took me 3 full takes to get the video decent enough to post, but I think I'm going back for seconds on the pulled pork with pepper spread.

The whiskey is interesting. Tastes like a white dog, so young but good flavor and no burn

You're good people in my book

And in case anyone wants to send me a t-shirt in the future, I'm a large.

 

[shuke]

I sprained my thumb and can't jack off.

You sprained both thumbs? If not, you're about to enter a whole new world of pleasuring yourself.

 

[Annyong]

Young, good flavor, and no burn? Sounds like my kinda gal.

It's not good if it doesnt burn a little

 

[Annyong]

Its pretty awesome when your baby gets #### all over his hands when you're trying to change his diaper.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just as I was getting things lined up to attend Beer Hole and think it was actually going to happen, boom, my mom's drops the bomb on me that there's a family gathering that Saturday I can't miss. Sorry brohans. Bummed out about this.

 

[shuke]

Well I was born 8 years after Jaws was released, so...

Awesome reason. Watertight.

Besides cos, I reckon I'm the oldest person who semi-regularly posts here. I can recall my mom taking me to see 2001 when it came out. I'm sure she thought it would be like Star Trek - a space-action-adventure flick - and not the Kubrick cluster#### it was. I remember my mother yanking my hand and dragging me back to the car, while I was asking her questions about what we just saw.Jaws was a great movie, though.

I think we're about the same age. For my 10 11th birthday my mom gave me Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions because I was into sports. That was an eye opener.

rules.

 

[Guster]

Just as I was getting things lined up to attend Beer Hole and think it was actually going to happen, boom, my mom's drops the bomb on me that there's a family gathering that Saturday I can't miss. Sorry brohans. Bummed out about this.

Bring the fam to BeerHole? Send the Mrs with Tre anyway?