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Mrs. SLB got a call from her old work today. Turns out one of her checks from January was live so it wasn't direct deposited. So that was like finding $700

Then we get a letter in the mail today and our insurance company has decided to not cover one of Cal's meds. Dickjerks. We were considering taking him off it this summer to see how he does but now we're pretty much forced to.
Can you appeal?
 
I've noticed a few new people posting here in the GMTAN over the last 24 hours. :welcome:
Pretty sure one of them is a Flysack alias, so more like welcome back
Freelove?

ETA: Referring to the poster name, not making a proposal.
:kicksrock:

Pretty sure

Jeff Vader
is Flysack, but I also keep a terrible notebook. Either way, always good to have some fresh people to bring excitement into the GMTAN

 
Mrs. SLB got a call from her old work today. Turns out one of her checks from January was live so it wasn't direct deposited. So that was like finding $700

Then we get a letter in the mail today and our insurance company has decided to not cover one of Cal's meds. Dickjerks. We were considering taking him off it this summer to see how he does but now we're pretty much forced to.
Can you appeal?
Not sure. We have a med check appointment set up for him tomorrow coincidentally. Going to talk to the doc.
 
krista's been kinda slutty lately
Big fan.
Who isn't?
:wub:

I've noticed a few new people posting here in the GMTAN over the last 24 hours. :welcome:
Pretty sure one of them is a Flysack alias, so more like welcome back
Freelove?

ETA: Referring to the poster name, not making a proposal.
:kicksrock:

Pretty sure

Jeff Vader
is Flysack, but I also keep a terrible notebook. Either way, always good to have some fresh people to bring excitement into the GMTAN
Oh, OK. Hadn't noticed that one. Couldn't see it with Freelove so I was confused.

ETA: Had noticed postings by Jayrod (or rok? I never remember), CurlyNight and Freelove. :welcome: to any other new people as well.

 
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Speaking of which, where do we stand on the process of extending formal invites to desirables to the GMTAN? We would surely welcome Nigel Tufnel, EG72, Doctor Detroit, others...? Who is in charge around here?

 
Speaking of which, where do we stand on the process of extending formal invites to desirables to the GMTAN? We would surely welcome Nigel Tufnel, EG72, Doctor Detroit, others...? Who is in charge around here?
I don't think those guys have the time to keep up with this monster.

I literally do nothing of importance for weeks at a stretch and still can fall behind.

 
Speaking of which, where do we stand on the process of extending formal invites to desirables to the GMTAN? We would surely welcome Nigel Tufnel, EG72, Doctor Detroit, others...? Who is in charge around here?
Confirmed I don't think those guys have the time to keep up with this monster.

I literally do nothing of importance for weeks at a stretch and still can fall behind.
Confirmed
 
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Freelove is Peens I believe.

Tufnel, Hack and Norville Barnes all quit the GMTAN. Others like Mrs. BSR and E10 have just quit the FFA altogether. I'm still heartbroken about it.

 
Hit Another Kid With A Tennis Racket :bowtie:

Were there really 10 seasons of Desperate Housewives? Jesus.
Grey's Anatomy is going for number 11 this fall.
So, I think I told you all about my buddy who is in a rock band with Andy Summers, formerly of a little band known as The Police. In fact, I know I did and most of you teased me. Anyhow, my buddy has sought out financial advice from me (he was looking for hedge funds, but isn't quite there yet) but in our conversations, he let me know how much his wife makes if they re-sign her for Grey's Anatomy. I figured it would be quite a bit, but damn....$37K per episode. :shock: That's like Ted Danson money.
Is a tv season still 22ish episodes? Not bad.

FWIW, Broadway actors make $1,800 - $6,000 per week.
Yeah, something like 24 episodes. Course they live in SoCal so taxes/agents eat into that a lot. But 800 Grrrr for pretending to be a doctor ain't too shabby. Hell, SLB does it for free.

 
Pro Tip: If you insist on making crockpot chicken in the shower, avoid at all costs compression briefs followed by a trip to the driving range and copious beers after that. For some, the crockpot stock may not be completely used up and anything that might leak out post-shower could adhere itself like super glue to some of the hairs around the genital region. Urgent urination caused by copious beers might lead the big head to the urinal to unleash the hounds in a hurry before realizing that the little head is stuck sideways in a patch of hairs. In that scenario, pee will find itself everywhere except the base of the urinal.
wtf is wrong with you? :lmao:
I......I dunno.

 
Pro Tip: If you insist on making crockpot chicken in the shower, avoid at all costs compression briefs followed by a trip to the driving range and copious beers after that. For some, the crockpot stock may not be completely used up and anything that might leak out post-shower could adhere itself like super glue to some of the hairs around the genital region. Urgent urination caused by copious beers might lead the big head to the urinal to unleash the hounds in a hurry before realizing that the little head is stuck sideways in a patch of hairs. In that scenario, pee will find itself everywhere except the base of the urinal.
wtf is wrong with you? :lmao:
I......I dunno.
You're awesome good buddy General Reser's. Don't let them get you down even if things get spicy. If you ever need an outlet, just let me know. We got no beef.

 
I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.
Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs
No, and the first time I tried them, I lost the head of my wenis for about a week. Couldn't locate it. Those things compress real hard for fat guys hung like an incisor.

 
I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.
Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs
No, and the first time I tried them, I lost the head of my wenis for about a week. Couldn't locate it. Those things compress real hard for fat guys hung like an incisor.
always go tip down
 
Pro Tip: If you insist on making crockpot chicken in the shower, avoid at all costs compression briefs followed by a trip to the driving range and copious beers after that. For some, the crockpot stock may not be completely used up and anything that might leak out post-shower could adhere itself like super glue to some of the hairs around the genital region. Urgent urination caused by copious beers might lead the big head to the urinal to unleash the hounds in a hurry before realizing that the little head is stuck sideways in a patch of hairs. In that scenario, pee will find itself everywhere except the base of the urinal.
wtf is wrong with you? :lmao:
I......I dunno.
You're awesome good buddy General Reser's. Don't let them get you down even if things get spicy. If you ever need an outlet, just let me know. We got no beef.
:lmao:

Subtle....

 
Pro Tip: If you insist on making crockpot chicken in the shower, avoid at all costs compression briefs followed by a trip to the driving range and copious beers after that. For some, the crockpot stock may not be completely used up and anything that might leak out post-shower could adhere itself like super glue to some of the hairs around the genital region. Urgent urination caused by copious beers might lead the big head to the urinal to unleash the hounds in a hurry before realizing that the little head is stuck sideways in a patch of hairs. In that scenario, pee will find itself everywhere except the base of the urinal.
wtf is wrong with you? :lmao:
I......I dunno.
:lmao: :lmao:

 
Pro Tip: If you insist on making crockpot chicken in the shower, avoid at all costs compression briefs followed by a trip to the driving range and copious beers after that. For some, the crockpot stock may not be completely used up and anything that might leak out post-shower could adhere itself like super glue to some of the hairs around the genital region. Urgent urination caused by copious beers might lead the big head to the urinal to unleash the hounds in a hurry before realizing that the little head is stuck sideways in a patch of hairs. In that scenario, pee will find itself everywhere except the base of the urinal.
wtf is wrong with you? :lmao:
I......I dunno.
You're awesome good buddy General Reser's. Don't let them get you down even if things get spicy. If you ever need an outlet, just let me know. We got no beef.
:lmao:

Subtle....
I wasn't sure if you were going to pick up on that.

 
Hit Another Kid With A Tennis Racket :bowtie:

Were there really 10 seasons of Desperate Housewives? Jesus.
Grey's Anatomy is going for number 11 this fall.
So, I think I told you all about my buddy who is in a rock band with Andy Summers, formerly of a little band known as The Police. In fact, I know I did and most of you teased me. Anyhow, my buddy has sought out financial advice from me (he was looking for hedge funds, but isn't quite there yet) but in our conversations, he let me know how much his wife makes if they re-sign her for Grey's Anatomy. I figured it would be quite a bit, but damn....$37K per episode. :shock: That's like Ted Danson money.
Is a tv season still 22ish episodes? Not bad.

FWIW, Broadway actors make $1,800 - $6,000 per week.
Yeah, something like 24 episodes. Course they live in SoCal so taxes/agents eat into that a lot. But 800 Grrrr for pretending to be a doctor ain't too shabby. Hell, SLB does it for free.
:confused: Funny you would post this though because I'm considering a new shtick of sending letters to random colleges asking them to give me an honorary doctorate.

 
Freelove is Peens I believe.

Tufnel, Hack and Norville Barnes all quit the GMTAN. Others like Mrs. BSR and E10 have just quit the FFA altogether. I'm still heartbroken about it.
Freelove = Peens :lmao:

Was Tufnel ever in here? I do miss 'hack. I like NB but he defriended me on FB so #### him.

 
Freelove is Peens I believe.

Tufnel, Hack and Norville Barnes all quit the GMTAN. Others like Mrs. BSR and E10 have just quit the FFA altogether. I'm still heartbroken about it.
Freelove = Peens :lmao:

Was Tufnel ever in here? I do miss 'hack. I like NB but he defriended me on FB so #### him.
Tuffy posted all the time then just disappeared one day. :sadbanana: I thought I saw Freelove post Blouses somewhere. Must have been somebody else.

 
Oh ####.

Just found out a friend from high school lost his 17-year-old son in an ATV crash this weekend. (Yes, I'm old, but that's beside the point.) Devastating.

 
Today was our end of the year luncheon for the entire district. There was a door-prize drawing for some gift cards courtesy of our Supernintendo and Assistant Supernintendo (we'll call them Steven and Kelly). Then they had a short trivia contest for actual cash prizes.

The twist was that the tech guys set it up so that you had to text your answer (along with your name) from your mobile device to some doohickey they set up on the server. This way everybody could submit an answer. It was pretty cool.

The fun part was EVERY TEXT appeared this big screen behind Steve and Kelly. Now I wanted some scrilla so I started off taking it seriously. The first question was to list the mascots for all 5 of the districts in the school. Easy. Turns out there was no way I could text faster than any of the broads and/or younger teachers. My answer was like the 15th correct submission. That's pretty much when I decided that shtick was called for.

The next question was "What is the full name of the new library at XYZ Elementary? And spelling counts." (answer was something like "The Robert K. Salvucchi Library).

My answer: The Liberry

Next question was "What is a LCFF?" (local control funding formula)

My answer: Lamb Can Fist Fight!

Next was "What is an APT?" (authentic performance task)

My answer: Apartment

Then I realized that after they determined the correct answer submitted they cleared the screen. That meant there was a nice 10-20 second window to text whatever the hell I felt like...without my name.

So I posted "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a school cafeteria". That went over well (teachers are easy to please)

The next question was to list at least 3 people that had been in the district longer than one of the teachers that was retiring that day. One of the correct choices was a guy I teach with who wasn't at the luncheon because he's a grumpy, old *******.

After they sorted out the right answer and then cleared the screen I posted "LARRY IS OLD LOLZ"

Then there was a question about how many buses the district has in their fleet. I guessed "POTATO"

After they cleared the screen after the last question I posted a spoiler for next week's Game of Thrones. It only stayed up for about 10 seconds before the tech guys shut everything down.

 
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