GM's thread about nothing (20 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Yep

 

[Idiot Boxer]

While it was a classy thing to do, I don't think GD should have apologized/excused his behavior in there.

I'm unfamiliar with his work, but is BigSteelThrill fishing or just plain horrible?

He's an embarrassment to Steelers fans everywhere.

 

[Guster]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Yep

Well, the next couple weeks are a little busy.

So far the story line seems very predictable, but I'm assuming that changes. Just seems really heavy handed in laying future story lines

I'll hang in there for now, but through 3 episodes I'm not blown away yet

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Still haven't started season 2 of GoT even though I bought the Blu Rays last year.

Finished season 3 of Boardwalk Empire tonight though.

 

[UniAlias]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Yep

Well, the next couple weeks are a little busy.

So far the story line seems very predictable, but I'm assuming that changes. Just seems really heavy handed in laying future story lines

I'll hang in there for now, but through 3 episodes I'm not blown away yet

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

True story

Wife comes home from jury duty (she's excused) early

Both kids out of the house for like 3 hours

Wife and I start to get busy (have sex) on bed

We get to the bra coming off stage

One stupid dog is still on bed messing with his blanket (don't ask)

Wife throws blanket off bed in order to distract dog

Dog jumps about 2 feet (horizontally and vertically) to get his blanket

Dog lands on both my balls with both front paws and then uses said balls to launch himself off bed with both back paws

Ball-pain is traveling-towards-kidneys acute

All parties agree to take a 30 minute break

Wife is now asleep on couch

 

[belljr]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Yep

Well, the next couple weeks are a little busy.

So far the story line seems very predictable, but I'm assuming that changes. Just seems really heavy handed in laying future story lines

I'll hang in there for now, but through 3 episodes I'm not blown away yet

 

[Frostillicus]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Yep

Well, the next couple weeks are a little busy.

So far the story line seems very predictable, but I'm assuming that changes. Just seems really heavy handed in laying future story lines

I'll hang in there for now, but through 3 episodes I'm not blown away yet

Favorite post ever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Not my usual genre of television viewing

You'll be caught up by father's day

Yep

So far the story line seems very predictable,

LINK

 

[Guster]

Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job

 

[Annyong]

True story

Wife comes home from jury duty (she's excused) early

Both kids out of the house for like 3 hours

Wife and I start to get busy (have sex) on bed

We get to the bra coming off stage

One stupid dog is still on bed messing with his blanket (don't ask)

Wife throws blanket off bed in order to distract dog

Dog jumps about 2 feet (horizontally and vertically) to get his blanket

Dog lands on both my balls with both front paws and then uses said balls to launch himself off bed with both back paws

Ball-pain is traveling-towards-kidneys acute

All parties agree to take a 30 minute break

Wife is now asleep on couch

Story of my life, brother

 

[DA RAIDERS]

never seen GoT, BE, sopranos, oz, OitnB, HoC, the wire, i'm sure there's others

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

never seen GoT, BE, sopranos, oz, OitnB, HoC, the wire, i'm sure there's others

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF GO #### YOUR MOTHER ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

 

[bentley]

Sorry to read that Tanner. I also did not have sex tonight.

I do get to have rabies shots though. We had a bat in our house Friday which turned out to be rabid so now the doctor is recommending that the whole family get a series of shots.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job

Fade In: A lone tampon crosses into our POV...

 

[GroveDiesel]

Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job

I'm sure it's headed exactly where you expect it to. Not much unpredictable in this show.

 

[bentley]

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

 

[Abraham]

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

Chicks are weird.

 

[krista4]

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

Yeah, that's ####### weird.

Also I see that I've Uruk'd this but Cutler.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job

Fade In: A lone tampon crosses into our POV...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job

Betcha didn't see Tanner's sex story ending badly, did you?

 

[Aerial Assault]

True story

Wife comes home from jury duty (she's excused) early

Both kids out of the house for like 3 hours

Wife and I start to get busy (have sex) on bed

We get to the bra coming off stage

One stupid dog is still on bed messing with his blanket (don't ask)

Wife throws blanket off bed in order to distract dog

Dog jumps about 2 feet (horizontally and vertically) to get his blanket

Dog lands on both my balls with both front paws and then uses said balls to launch himself off bed with both back paws

Ball-pain is traveling-towards-kidneys acute

All parties agree to take a 30 minute break

Wife is now asleep on couch

Is it Tuesday already?

 

[Aerial Assault]

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

Yeah, that's ####### weird.

Also I see that I've Uruk'd this but Cutler.

I don't think I see where you're going with this, but maybe if you did a tri-quote of bentley's post?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

never seen GoT, BE, sopranos, oz, OitnB, HoC, the wire, i'm sure there's others

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF GO #### YOUR MOTHER ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

Jesus Q Pretzel Cobra Christ that is awful.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

I know there is some sort of like business explanation for this (pubic relations) but every time I see "PR CHICK" I think of Rosie Perez*.

Or as we called her in my day "Rita Moreno".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

never seen GoT, BE, sopranos, oz, OitnB, HoC, the wire, i'm sure there's others

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF GO #### YOUR MOTHER ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

Jesus Q Pretzel Cobra Christ that is awful.

Wait...my line or Da Raiders complete lack of TV taste?

 

[Frostillicus]

Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job

I would absolutely love to hear your theories. No shtick. And I won't make fun if/when you're wrong.

 

[Frostillicus]

Sorry to read that Tanner. I also did not have sex tonight.

I do get to have rabies shots though. We had a bat in our house Friday which turned out to be rabid so now the doctor is recommending that the whole family get a series of shots.

I too am on the no sex team. Mostly because of all the mormons in my house.

 

[Henry Ford]

Sorry to read that Tanner. I also did not have sex tonight.

I do get to have rabies shots though. We had a bat in our house Friday which turned out to be rabid so now the doctor is recommending that the whole family get a series of shots.

I too am on the no sex team. Mostly because of all the mormons in my house.

Damn that magic underwear.

 

[Frostillicus]

Sorry to read that Tanner. I also did not have sex tonight.

I do get to have rabies shots though. We had a bat in our house Friday which turned out to be rabid so now the doctor is recommending that the whole family get a series of shots.

I too am on the no sex team. Mostly because of all the mormons in my house.

Damn that magic underwear.

Some kind of aura, I think.

 

[Aerial Assault]

I was about to start watching GOT as well, but come to think of it, I know how it's all going to turn out, so I guess I'll pass.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW, Homer....

My latest favorite line when I'm talking to one of the adults that I work with (regardless of the situation) is to whisper to them

"Shhhh...you'll get in trouble too".

Goes over like gangbusters*

*In my head

 

[Abraham]

Ninja Assassin is badass. That is all.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

never seen GoT, BE, sopranos, oz, OitnB, HoC, the wire, i'm sure there's others

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF GO #### YOUR MOTHER ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

Jesus Q Pretzel Cobra Christ that is awful.

Wait...my line or Da Raiders complete lack of TV taste?

DR, I liked your outrage.

 

[krista4]

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

PR chick did tell me that if we died in a plane crash on this trip that our spouses would have to hook up and raise our five boys together so that was weird.

Yeah, that's ####### weird.

Also I see that I've Uruk'd this but Cutler.

I don't think I see where you're going with this, but maybe if you did a tri-quote of bentley's post?

Think you're missing a bit here, GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Funny blitz!

I wish I worked in an office

My response to something or something

Greatest pic of a person taking a selfie ever.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Just booked a trip to Austin. Nice sale on Southwest going on.

 

[kevzilla]

Just booked a trip to Austin. Nice sale on Southwest going on.

Indeed. Gonna book my September Vegas trip tomorrow.

 

[krista4]

Greatest pic of a person taking a selfie ever.

Just booked a trip to Austin. Nice sale on Southwest going on.

Indeed. Gonna book my September Vegas trip tomorrow.

I'm trying to coordinate a trip (not on Southwest) to see friends in DC, NY, Boston and Vermont in late summer/early fall. This is a nightmare. People need not to have lives and stuff.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guise...guise...thanks for reminding me that I live in one of the worst cities to fly in/out of ever.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW, Homer....

My latest favorite line when I'm talking to one of the adults that I work with (regardless of the situation) is to whisper to them

"Shhhh...you'll get in trouble too".

Goes over like gangbusters*

*In my head

Sounds like it'd go over as well as my shtick at a kindergarten graduation ceremony.

In other words, AWESOME!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The bed in my parents guest room might be the most uncomfortable sleeping surface ever devised. It would be right at home in a museum of medieval torture devices.

 

[Frostillicus]

The bed in my parents guest room might be the most uncomfortable sleeping surface ever devised. It would be right at home in a museum of medieval torture devices.

You probably had sex there though.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The bed in my parents guest room might be the most uncomfortable sleeping surface ever devised. It would be right at home in a museum of medieval torture devices.

You probably had sex there though.

In the museum?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Guise...guise...thanks for reminding me that I live in one of the worst cities to fly in/out of ever.

Non-shtick question - is driving to Ontario or even Burbank prohibitively far?

 

[Celph Titled]

Across ethnic,generational and animal bounds,Sweet Caroline being played on the jukebox has never angered anyone who wasn't just a jerkass. Please keep in mind I listen to Irish punk almost exclusively.

Are you Irish?

I really like Sweet Caroline, but when people sing along they ####### ruin it. "BA BA BA!!!" SHUT UP.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

never seen GoT, BE, sopranos, oz, OitnB, HoC, the wire, i'm sure there's others

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF GO #### YOUR MOTHER ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

Jesus Q Pretzel Cobra Christ that is awful.

Wait...my line or Da Raiders complete lack of TV taste?

Is it my lack of taste, if I merely haven't seen them? I might like them.

Now go eat some shellfish!!

 

[-fish-]

joined match...ex girlfriend that got me sent to jail came up as a 100% match. can I sue them?

 

[Celph Titled]

LOOK AT ME, I DON'T HAVE HBO/A BLU-RAY PLAYER/ENOUGH AMORALITY TO STEAL TV SHOWS OFF THE INTERNET!

 

[YSR]

I also did not have sex tonight.