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GM's thread about nothing (8 Viewers)

Officer Pete Malloy said:
Guster said:
Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things :shrug:

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job :oldunsure:
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Fade In: A lone tampon crosses into our POV...
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:lmao:

 
I just realized I had a dream about Homer. We were hanging out and drinking beers and on our way to a party or something. The details mostly escape me except I remember thinking "man, he's a good dude." I also remember asking him if he still lived in the Hamptons.

:shrug:

 
What an absurd time to be awake and "on."

I'm taking a nap. The only good part about it was that the animal rescue people were on after us so I got to pet a couple puppies.

 
I bought my gf a beach cruiser bike from some little shop in California but I'm pretty sure they it just got shipped from some warehouse in China and I have to assemble it. Of course the GD front fork isn't right and the wheel doesn't fit perfectly in the middle. I don't know maybe I was doing something wrong,

 
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Frostillicus said:
Guster said:
Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things :shrug:

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job :oldunsure:
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I would absolutely love to hear your theories. No shtick. And I won't make fun if/when you're wrong.
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Ok, I'm sure not all of this is right, but here's what I've got

The girl that shot the arrow in the first episode is going to be important but probably not until next season or the one after. The boy that was pushed out the window will be somewhat important too down the road, but probably not as important as the girl will eventually be.

The king is going to die because, well, they aren't doing a ton to build depth to his character. I'm guessing he'll be used to move the plot along and his death, while not entirely shocking will set off some chain reaction of events

Ned is the hero of this season. They are spending a lot of time on him and his family. That means he has to go through some epic struggle that he overcomes to reveal a greater morality/lesson. I would say that he dies defending the king, but they haven't made me care enough about the king to accept that. I think people will want Ned to be king, but the king has that weasely son that is somehow going to mess things up for the good guys. I think Ned's kids will be compelled into action in future seasons, so something has to happen to Ned to get them there. I can see the first season ending with him getting captured by the king's killers and maybe in season two a couple of his sons try to rescue him.... But I'm getting ahead of myself here ;)

Oh and something is up with the queen and those eggs. It's rather obnoxious how she keeps looking at them while she's getting railed. I have no clue why I should care about it, but they are being very intentional with how much camera time they are giving the eggs. I have a feeling that I'm not going to care for whatever they do with that part of the story line.
How'd i do?

 
Guster said:
Frostillicus said:
Guster said:
Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things :shrug:

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job :oldunsure:
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I would absolutely love to hear your theories. No shtick. And I won't make fun if/when you're wrong.
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Ok, I'm sure not all of this is right, but here's what I've got
The girl that shot the arrow in the first episode is going to be important but probably not until next season or the one after. The boy that was pushed out the window will be somewhat important too down the road, but probably not as important as the girl will eventually be.

The king is going to die because, well, they aren't doing a ton to build depth to his character. I'm guessing he'll be used to move the plot along and his death, while not entirely shocking will set off some chain reaction of events

Ned is the hero of this season. They are spending a lot of time on him and his family. That means he has to go through some epic struggle that he overcomes to reveal a greater morality/lesson. I would say that he dies defending the king, but they haven't made me care enough about the king to accept that. I think people will want Ned to be king, but the king has that weasely son that is somehow going to mess things up for the good guys. I think Ned's kids will be compelled into action in future seasons, so something has to happen to Ned to get them there. I can see the first season ending with him getting captured by the king's killers and maybe in season two a couple of his sons try to rescue him.... But I'm getting ahead of myself here ;)

Oh and something is up with the queen and those eggs. It's rather obnoxious how she keeps looking at them while she's getting railed. I have no clue why I should care about it, but they are being very intentional with how much camera time they are giving the eggs. I have a feeling that I'm not going to care for whatever they do with that part of the story line.
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How'd i do?

So some characters are going to be important and there's going to be a conflict of some sort eventually where people take action.

 
Otis said:
I just realized I had a dream about Homer. We were hanging out and drinking beers and on our way to a party or something. The details mostly escape me except I remember thinking "man, he's a good dude." I also remember asking him if he still lived in the Hamptons.

:shrug:
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I'm glad you guys got to hang out so much while he was in your backyard.

 
Guster said:
Frostillicus said:
Guster said:
Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things :shrug:

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job :oldunsure:
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I would absolutely love to hear your theories. No shtick. And I won't make fun if/when you're wrong.
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Ok, I'm sure not all of this is right, but here's what I've got
The girl that shot the arrow in the first episode is going to be important but probably not until next season or the one after. The boy that was pushed out the window will be somewhat important too down the road, but probably not as important as the girl will eventually be.

The king is going to die because, well, they aren't doing a ton to build depth to his character. I'm guessing he'll be used to move the plot along and his death, while not entirely shocking will set off some chain reaction of events

Ned is the hero of this season. They are spending a lot of time on him and his family. That means he has to go through some epic struggle that he overcomes to reveal a greater morality/lesson. I would say that he dies defending the king, but they haven't made me care enough about the king to accept that. I think people will want Ned to be king, but the king has that weasely son that is somehow going to mess things up for the good guys. I think Ned's kids will be compelled into action in future seasons, so something has to happen to Ned to get them there. I can see the first season ending with him getting captured by the king's killers and maybe in season two a couple of his sons try to rescue him.... But I'm getting ahead of myself here ;)

Oh and something is up with the queen and those eggs. It's rather obnoxious how she keeps looking at them while she's getting railed. I have no clue why I should care about it, but they are being very intentional with how much camera time they are giving the eggs. I have a feeling that I'm not going to care for whatever they do with that part of the story line.
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How'd i do?

I've only read the books, but from your description it seems like you have seen a movie or TV show before at some point. Or read a book.

You don't have to spoiler tag "there's a girl I think will be in the show a lot" or "I think he's the good guy."

 
This kid is costing me sleep and he's not out of the womb yet. ~3 hours last night from the wife tossing and stealing sheets all night. I'm seeing a sleep specialist today for my apnea. He's going to think I'm dying.

 
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:lmao: that synopsis was like one of those fortune tellers' readings. Just vague enough to be believable, not specific enough to be impressive.
 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
This kid is costing me sleep and he's not out of the womb yet. ~3 hours last night from the wife tossing and stealing sheets all night. I'm seeing a sleep specialist today for my apnea. He's going to think I'm dying.
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Middle-of-the-night leg cramps are one of the neat pregnancy side effects that no one ever told me about.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
True story

Wife comes home from jury duty (she's excused) early

Both kids out of the house for like 3 hours

Wife and I start to get busy (have sex) on bed

We get to the bra coming off stage

One stupid dog is still on bed messing with his blanket (don't ask)

Wife throws blanket off bed in order to distract dog

Dog jumps about 2 feet (horizontally and vertically) to get his blanket

Dog lands on both my balls with both front paws and then uses said balls to launch himself off bed with both back paws

Ball-pain is traveling-towards-kidneys acute

All parties agree to take a 30 minute break

Wife is now asleep on couch
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:lmao: :cry: :lmao: :cry: sorry dude :lmao:

 
kevzilla said:
Zooks> Are Brookline girls easy? That's where the trainer is from. Looking for an edge.
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They try to appear not to be easy, but they really are. They really like it when you randomly give them a slap on the bottom. Oh, and purple nurples. Give her a purple nurple and she'll be all over you.

 
I've been following this show on the GMTAN channel and since I've studied nothing most of my life, I felt qualified to make some predictions on how the thread about nothing would turn out so I felt I'd make some predictions

Officer Pete Malloy is cast as comic relief, but his humor vacillates between that of a 5 year old and that of a 90 year old. I predict that he'll hate something in the near future, post some links to imgur gifs (cat or not cat related) and respond to this post with a beautiful photo of a sunset and the word C*nt in small, opaque print somewhere.

The Bob character from St. Louis is the lovable best friend that everyone wants to know - kind of. He's a super friendly guy who goes out of his way on-line and IRL to make us feel like we're part of the family. He regales us with stories about his wife Pepper or his two hilarious children. There's even a vague sexiness to his forehead gash, but look out. Don't get too close, because strange fatal accidents seem to befall anyone in his inner circle. Best to just remain acquaintances. I predict he lives a long life, constantly on the edge of threesomes and swingers parties, as his friends continue to meet even more strange and bizarre ends.

K4 and YSR provide the eye candy for this show, but are not to be confused with each other. K4 is perpetually having birthdays while YSR is perpetually giving birth. K4 owns wineries. YSR drinks wineries. K4 is the harbinger of natural disaster, though. You don't want her moving into your town. YSR continues to tease me about her friend in pink pants. I predict that YSR is so happy Romo returns that she gets pregnant again while still pregnant. I predict that K4 will cause a tsunami while making naan in her new brick pizza oven.

-fish-, Zooks and Guster are the three musketeers of dating. The writers have provided us with tons of excellent material about their various hi-jinx in the world of single dads, from crazy-ex's to drunken teachers to Chicago girls, these three have done it all. I predict that one of them will eventually find 'the one' to fingerbang while the other two probably continue to date and retain their happiness. Also, odds being what they are, 1-2 of them are likely to contract genital warts.

Tre and Frosty are the loveable northern duo reminiscent of Bob and Doug or Lenny and Squiggy. I predict escalation from meat raffles to where they are attending full blown cattle auctions. These cattle will be treated with essential oils and their hides will be sold as hats on Etsy.

I predict Sweet J will eventually come back with an update.

bAbe is some kind of blogger/entrepreneur/homeless person. Not a lot of character development on this one. I predict that something will happen to him while wearing a sweater vest. Incrementally.

The Aaron character is like the cop buddy that everyone has. Gives a little information from time to time, but keeps the show's characters in line for the most part. Generally thought of as a good guy, I predict that he'll be kidnapped by werewolves and have to lynch his fellow villagers in an attempt to escape.

The show's namesake GM is a father figure to the folks on the show. A shiny, stoned, pale father figure living the dream. He's already hit rock bottom and is well on the upswing. I predict that he'll take at least 2-3 more sister wives, buy a Rite-Aid and eventually be lost in a freak, April blizzard in the pacific northwest, never to be found again.

Bob Sacamano is kind of the author-in-the-story. He keeps viewers up to date on the latest goings-on in the show, breaks the fourth wall to commiserate with the audience and provide regular comic relief (for the 6-89 year old set). I predict he will go to Vegas in September sporting some fancy salmon shorts, get his head licked and this time not take down his hard 4 bet.
How'd I do?

 
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been following this show on the GMTAN channel and since I've studied nothing most of my life, I felt qualified to make some predictions on how the thread about nothing would turn out so I felt I'd make some predictions

Officer Pete Malloy is cast as comic relief, but his humor vacillates between that of a 5 year old and that of a 90 year old. I predict that he'll hate something in the near future, post some links to imgur gifs (cat or not cat related) and respond to this post with a beautiful photo of a sunset and the word C*nt in small, opaque print somewhere.

The Bob character from St. Louis is the lovable best friend that everyone wants to know - kind of. He's a super friendly guy who goes out of his way on-line and IRL to make us feel like we're part of the family. He regales us with stories about his wife Pepper or his two hilarious children. There's even a vague sexiness to his forehead gash, but look out. Don't get too close, because strange fatal accidents seem to befall anyone in his inner circle. Best to just remain acquaintances. I predict he lives a long life, constantly on the edge of threesomes and swingers parties, as his friends continue to meet even more strange and bizarre ends.

K4 and YSR provide the eye candy for this show, but are not to be confused with each other. K4 is perpetually having birthdays while YSR is perpetually giving birth. K4 owns wineries. YSR drinks wineries. K4 is the harbinger of natural disaster, though. You don't want her moving into your town. YSR continues to tease me about her friend in pink pants. I predict that YSR is so happy Romo returns that she gets pregnant again while still pregnant. I predict that K4 will cause a tsunami while making naan in her new brick pizza oven.

-fish-, Zooks and Guster are the three musketeers of dating. The writers have provided us with tons of excellent material about their various hi-jinx in the world of single dads, from crazy-ex's to drunken teachers to Chicago girls, these three have done it all. I predict that one of them will eventually find 'the one' to fingerbang while the other two probably continue to date and retain their happiness. Also, odds being what they are, 1-2 of them are likely to contract genital warts.

Tre and Frosty are the loveable northern duo reminiscent of Bob and Doug or Lenny and Squiggy. I predict escalation from meat raffles to where they are attending full blown cattle auctions. These cattle will be treated with essential oils and their hides will be sold as hats on Etsy.

I predict Sweet J will eventually come back with an update.

bAbe is some kind of blogger/entrepreneur/homeless person. Not a lot of character development on this one. I predict that something will happen to him while wearing a sweater vest. Incrementally.

The Aaron character is like the cop buddy that everyone has. Gives a little information from time to time, but keeps the show's characters in line for the most part. Generally thought of as a good guy, I predict that he'll be kidnapped by werewolves and have to lynch his fellow villagers in an attempt to escape.

The show's namesake GM is a father figure to the folks on the show. A shiny, stoned, pale father figure living the dream. He's already hit rock bottom and is well on the upswing. I predict that he'll take at least 2-3 more sister wives, buy a Rite-Aid and eventually be lost in a freak, April blizzard in the pacific northwest, never to be found again.

Bob Sacamano is kind of the author-in-the-story. He keeps viewers up to date on the latest goings-on in the show, breaks the fourth wall to commiserate with the audience and provide regular comic relief (for the 6-89 year old set). I predict he will go to Vegas in September sporting some fancy salmon shorts, get his head licked and this time not take down his hard 4 bet.
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How'd I do?

:lmao:

 
I have some weird dreams.

And not the typical "so I was living in a sno-cone shack with Strother Martin and my old karate teacher but we were druids...." kind.

Last night I had a very detailed (and realistic) dream where I was part of an advertising agency (sadly very unMad Men like) that had to come up with a campaign for a drug that allowed men to "flip the switch" between urinating and ejaculating just by thinking about it.

I don't remember the outcome but I remember that I received kudos for suggesting we use "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac in the TV spots.

Actually true.

 
Back to things I couldn't predict... we had candied bacon at work this morning :thumbup:

We have a team in for a session and our admin ordered some extra bacon for the staff

 
Mr. Pickles said:
Otis said:
I just realized I had a dream about Homer. We were hanging out and drinking beers and on our way to a party or something. The details mostly escape me except I remember thinking "man, he's a good dude." I also remember asking him if he still lived in the Hamptons.

:shrug:
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I'm glad you guys got to hang out so much while he was in your backyard.
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It was a whirlwind romance. But alas, our livers were not compatible. Star-crossed drunkards and all that.

 
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been following this show on the GMTAN channel and since I've studied nothing most of my life, I felt qualified to make some predictions on how the thread about nothing would turn out so I felt I'd make some predictions

Officer Pete Malloy is cast as comic relief, but his humor vacillates between that of a 5 year old and that of a 90 year old. I predict that he'll hate something in the near future, post some links to imgur gifs (cat or not cat related) and respond to this post with a beautiful photo of a sunset and the word C*nt in small, opaque print somewhere.

The Bob character from St. Louis is the lovable best friend that everyone wants to know - kind of. He's a super friendly guy who goes out of his way on-line and IRL to make us feel like we're part of the family. He regales us with stories about his wife Pepper or his two hilarious children. There's even a vague sexiness to his forehead gash, but look out. Don't get too close, because strange fatal accidents seem to befall anyone in his inner circle. Best to just remain acquaintances. I predict he lives a long life, constantly on the edge of threesomes and swingers parties, as his friends continue to meet even more strange and bizarre ends.

K4 and YSR provide the eye candy for this show, but are not to be confused with each other. K4 is perpetually having birthdays while YSR is perpetually giving birth. K4 owns wineries. YSR drinks wineries. K4 is the harbinger of natural disaster, though. You don't want her moving into your town. YSR continues to tease me about her friend in pink pants. I predict that YSR is so happy Romo returns that she gets pregnant again while still pregnant. I predict that K4 will cause a tsunami while making naan in her new brick pizza oven.

-fish-, Zooks and Guster are the three musketeers of dating. The writers have provided us with tons of excellent material about their various hi-jinx in the world of single dads, from crazy-ex's to drunken teachers to Chicago girls, these three have done it all. I predict that one of them will eventually find 'the one' to fingerbang while the other two probably continue to date and retain their happiness. Also, odds being what they are, 1-2 of them are likely to contract genital warts.

Tre and Frosty are the loveable northern duo reminiscent of Bob and Doug or Lenny and Squiggy. I predict escalation from meat raffles to where they are attending full blown cattle auctions. These cattle will be treated with essential oils and their hides will be sold as hats on Etsy.

I predict Sweet J will eventually come back with an update.

bAbe is some kind of blogger/entrepreneur/homeless person. Not a lot of character development on this one. I predict that something will happen to him while wearing a sweater vest. Incrementally.

The Aaron character is like the cop buddy that everyone has. Gives a little information from time to time, but keeps the show's characters in line for the most part. Generally thought of as a good guy, I predict that he'll be kidnapped by werewolves and have to lynch his fellow villagers in an attempt to escape.

The show's namesake GM is a father figure to the folks on the show. A shiny, stoned, pale father figure living the dream. He's already hit rock bottom and is well on the upswing. I predict that he'll take at least 2-3 more sister wives, buy a Rite-Aid and eventually be lost in a freak, April blizzard in the pacific northwest, never to be found again.

Bob Sacamano is kind of the author-in-the-story. He keeps viewers up to date on the latest goings-on in the show, breaks the fourth wall to commiserate with the audience and provide regular comic relief (for the 6-89 year old set). I predict he will go to Vegas in September sporting some fancy salmon shorts, get his head licked and this time not take down his hard 4 bet.
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How'd I do?
Holy fantastic.

 
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been following this show on the GMTAN channel and since I've studied nothing most of my life, I felt qualified to make some predictions on how the thread about nothing would turn out so I felt I'd make some predictions

Officer Pete Malloy is cast as comic relief, but his humor vacillates between that of a 5 year old and that of a 90 year old. I predict that he'll hate something in the near future, post some links to imgur gifs (cat or not cat related) and respond to this post with a beautiful photo of a sunset and the word C*nt in small, opaque print somewhere.

The Bob character from St. Louis is the lovable best friend that everyone wants to know - kind of. He's a super friendly guy who goes out of his way on-line and IRL to make us feel like we're part of the family. He regales us with stories about his wife Pepper or his two hilarious children. There's even a vague sexiness to his forehead gash, but look out. Don't get too close, because strange fatal accidents seem to befall anyone in his inner circle. Best to just remain acquaintances. I predict he lives a long life, constantly on the edge of threesomes and swingers parties, as his friends continue to meet even more strange and bizarre ends.

K4 and YSR provide the eye candy for this show, but are not to be confused with each other. K4 is perpetually having birthdays while YSR is perpetually giving birth. K4 owns wineries. YSR drinks wineries. K4 is the harbinger of natural disaster, though. You don't want her moving into your town. YSR continues to tease me about her friend in pink pants. I predict that YSR is so happy Romo returns that she gets pregnant again while still pregnant. I predict that K4 will cause a tsunami while making naan in her new brick pizza oven.

-fish-, Zooks and Guster are the three musketeers of dating. The writers have provided us with tons of excellent material about their various hi-jinx in the world of single dads, from crazy-ex's to drunken teachers to Chicago girls, these three have done it all. I predict that one of them will eventually find 'the one' to fingerbang while the other two probably continue to date and retain their happiness. Also, odds being what they are, 1-2 of them are likely to contract genital warts.

Tre and Frosty are the loveable northern duo reminiscent of Bob and Doug or Lenny and Squiggy. I predict escalation from meat raffles to where they are attending full blown cattle auctions. These cattle will be treated with essential oils and their hides will be sold as hats on Etsy.

I predict Sweet J will eventually come back with an update.

bAbe is some kind of blogger/entrepreneur/homeless person. Not a lot of character development on this one. I predict that something will happen to him while wearing a sweater vest. Incrementally.

The Aaron character is like the cop buddy that everyone has. Gives a little information from time to time, but keeps the show's characters in line for the most part. Generally thought of as a good guy, I predict that he'll be kidnapped by werewolves and have to lynch his fellow villagers in an attempt to escape.

The show's namesake GM is a father figure to the folks on the show. A shiny, stoned, pale father figure living the dream. He's already hit rock bottom and is well on the upswing. I predict that he'll take at least 2-3 more sister wives, buy a Rite-Aid and eventually be lost in a freak, April blizzard in the pacific northwest, never to be found again.

Bob Sacamano is kind of the author-in-the-story. He keeps viewers up to date on the latest goings-on in the show, breaks the fourth wall to commiserate with the audience and provide regular comic relief (for the 6-89 year old set). I predict he will go to Vegas in September sporting some fancy salmon shorts, get his head licked and this time not take down his hard 4 bet.
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How'd I do?

:lmao:

Do they give Pulitzers for literary critique?

 
I don't mind the occasional foofy drink. When it's 117 and we're poolside, I probably have more Sapphire-tonics than anything, but I've taken to slipping the occasional vodka-lemonade-pom liquer in amongst them.

That thing, however, looked like an expectant trip to the diabetus doctor.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been following this show on the GMTAN channel and since I've studied nothing most of my life, I felt qualified to make some predictions on how the thread about nothing would turn out so I felt I'd make some predictions

Officer Pete Malloy is cast as comic relief, but his humor vacillates between that of a 5 year old and that of a 90 year old. I predict that he'll hate something in the near future, post some links to imgur gifs (cat or not cat related) and respond to this post with a beautiful photo of a sunset and the word C*nt in small, opaque print somewhere.

The Bob character from St. Louis is the lovable best friend that everyone wants to know - kind of. He's a super friendly guy who goes out of his way on-line and IRL to make us feel like we're part of the family. He regales us with stories about his wife Pepper or his two hilarious children. There's even a vague sexiness to his forehead gash, but look out. Don't get too close, because strange fatal accidents seem to befall anyone in his inner circle. Best to just remain acquaintances. I predict he lives a long life, constantly on the edge of threesomes and swingers parties, as his friends continue to meet even more strange and bizarre ends.

K4 and YSR provide the eye candy for this show, but are not to be confused with each other. K4 is perpetually having birthdays while YSR is perpetually giving birth. K4 owns wineries. YSR drinks wineries. K4 is the harbinger of natural disaster, though. You don't want her moving into your town. YSR continues to tease me about her friend in pink pants. I predict that YSR is so happy Romo returns that she gets pregnant again while still pregnant. I predict that K4 will cause a tsunami while making naan in her new brick pizza oven.

-fish-, Zooks and Guster are the three musketeers of dating. The writers have provided us with tons of excellent material about their various hi-jinx in the world of single dads, from crazy-ex's to drunken teachers to Chicago girls, these three have done it all. I predict that one of them will eventually find 'the one' to fingerbang while the other two probably continue to date and retain their happiness. Also, odds being what they are, 1-2 of them are likely to contract genital warts.

Tre and Frosty are the loveable northern duo reminiscent of Bob and Doug or Lenny and Squiggy. I predict escalation from meat raffles to where they are attending full blown cattle auctions. These cattle will be treated with essential oils and their hides will be sold as hats on Etsy.

I predict Sweet J will eventually come back with an update.

bAbe is some kind of blogger/entrepreneur/homeless person. Not a lot of character development on this one. I predict that something will happen to him while wearing a sweater vest. Incrementally.

The Aaron character is like the cop buddy that everyone has. Gives a little information from time to time, but keeps the show's characters in line for the most part. Generally thought of as a good guy, I predict that he'll be kidnapped by werewolves and have to lynch his fellow villagers in an attempt to escape.

The show's namesake GM is a father figure to the folks on the show. A shiny, stoned, pale father figure living the dream. He's already hit rock bottom and is well on the upswing. I predict that he'll take at least 2-3 more sister wives, buy a Rite-Aid and eventually be lost in a freak, April blizzard in the pacific northwest, never to be found again.

Bob Sacamano is kind of the author-in-the-story. He keeps viewers up to date on the latest goings-on in the show, breaks the fourth wall to commiserate with the audience and provide regular comic relief (for the 6-89 year old set). I predict he will go to Vegas in September sporting some fancy salmon shorts, get his head licked and this time not take down his hard 4 bet.
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How'd I do?

:lmao:

Do they give Pulitzers for literary critique?
Dammit. I had a HJS synopsis in my head too. Not enough coffee.

 
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been following this show on the GMTAN channel and since I've studied nothing most of my life, I felt qualified to make some predictions on how the thread about nothing would turn out so I felt I'd make some predictions

Officer Pete Malloy is cast as comic relief, but his humor vacillates between that of a 5 year old and that of a 90 year old. I predict that he'll hate something in the near future, post some links to imgur gifs (cat or not cat related) and respond to this post with a beautiful photo of a sunset and the word C*nt in small, opaque print somewhere.

The Bob character from St. Louis is the lovable best friend that everyone wants to know - kind of. He's a super friendly guy who goes out of his way on-line and IRL to make us feel like we're part of the family. He regales us with stories about his wife Pepper or his two hilarious children. There's even a vague sexiness to his forehead gash, but look out. Don't get too close, because strange fatal accidents seem to befall anyone in his inner circle. Best to just remain acquaintances. I predict he lives a long life, constantly on the edge of threesomes and swingers parties, as his friends continue to meet even more strange and bizarre ends.

K4 and YSR provide the eye candy for this show, but are not to be confused with each other. K4 is perpetually having birthdays while YSR is perpetually giving birth. K4 owns wineries. YSR drinks wineries. K4 is the harbinger of natural disaster, though. You don't want her moving into your town. YSR continues to tease me about her friend in pink pants. I predict that YSR is so happy Romo returns that she gets pregnant again while still pregnant. I predict that K4 will cause a tsunami while making naan in her new brick pizza oven.

-fish-, Zooks and Guster are the three musketeers of dating. The writers have provided us with tons of excellent material about their various hi-jinx in the world of single dads, from crazy-ex's to drunken teachers to Chicago girls, these three have done it all. I predict that one of them will eventually find 'the one' to fingerbang while the other two probably continue to date and retain their happiness. Also, odds being what they are, 1-2 of them are likely to contract genital warts.

Tre and Frosty are the loveable northern duo reminiscent of Bob and Doug or Lenny and Squiggy. I predict escalation from meat raffles to where they are attending full blown cattle auctions. These cattle will be treated with essential oils and their hides will be sold as hats on Etsy.

I predict Sweet J will eventually come back with an update.

bAbe is some kind of blogger/entrepreneur/homeless person. Not a lot of character development on this one. I predict that something will happen to him while wearing a sweater vest. Incrementally.

The Aaron character is like the cop buddy that everyone has. Gives a little information from time to time, but keeps the show's characters in line for the most part. Generally thought of as a good guy, I predict that he'll be kidnapped by werewolves and have to lynch his fellow villagers in an attempt to escape.

The show's namesake GM is a father figure to the folks on the show. A shiny, stoned, pale father figure living the dream. He's already hit rock bottom and is well on the upswing. I predict that he'll take at least 2-3 more sister wives, buy a Rite-Aid and eventually be lost in a freak, April blizzard in the pacific northwest, never to be found again.

Bob Sacamano is kind of the author-in-the-story. He keeps viewers up to date on the latest goings-on in the show, breaks the fourth wall to commiserate with the audience and provide regular comic relief (for the 6-89 year old set). I predict he will go to Vegas in September sporting some fancy salmon shorts, get his head licked and this time not take down his hard 4 bet.
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The Homer character is combination Kramer/Sam Malone/Alf/Fonzie/Betty White/Rust Cole who ends up getting arrested in a Chris Hansen sting.

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Idiot Boxer said:
I've been following this show on the GMTAN channel and since I've studied nothing most of my life, I felt qualified to make some predictions on how the thread about nothing would turn out so I felt I'd make some predictions

Officer Pete Malloy is cast as comic relief, but his humor vacillates between that of a 5 year old and that of a 90 year old. I predict that he'll hate something in the near future, post some links to imgur gifs (cat or not cat related) and respond to this post with a beautiful photo of a sunset and the word C*nt in small, opaque print somewhere.

The Bob character from St. Louis is the lovable best friend that everyone wants to know - kind of. He's a super friendly guy who goes out of his way on-line and IRL to make us feel like we're part of the family. He regales us with stories about his wife Pepper or his two hilarious children. There's even a vague sexiness to his forehead gash, but look out. Don't get too close, because strange fatal accidents seem to befall anyone in his inner circle. Best to just remain acquaintances. I predict he lives a long life, constantly on the edge of threesomes and swingers parties, as his friends continue to meet even more strange and bizarre ends.

K4 and YSR provide the eye candy for this show, but are not to be confused with each other. K4 is perpetually having birthdays while YSR is perpetually giving birth. K4 owns wineries. YSR drinks wineries. K4 is the harbinger of natural disaster, though. You don't want her moving into your town. YSR continues to tease me about her friend in pink pants. I predict that YSR is so happy Romo returns that she gets pregnant again while still pregnant. I predict that K4 will cause a tsunami while making naan in her new brick pizza oven.

-fish-, Zooks and Guster are the three musketeers of dating. The writers have provided us with tons of excellent material about their various hi-jinx in the world of single dads, from crazy-ex's to drunken teachers to Chicago girls, these three have done it all. I predict that one of them will eventually find 'the one' to fingerbang while the other two probably continue to date and retain their happiness. Also, odds being what they are, 1-2 of them are likely to contract genital warts.

Tre and Frosty are the loveable northern duo reminiscent of Bob and Doug or Lenny and Squiggy. I predict escalation from meat raffles to where they are attending full blown cattle auctions. These cattle will be treated with essential oils and their hides will be sold as hats on Etsy.

I predict Sweet J will eventually come back with an update.

bAbe is some kind of blogger/entrepreneur/homeless person. Not a lot of character development on this one. I predict that something will happen to him while wearing a sweater vest. Incrementally.

The Aaron character is like the cop buddy that everyone has. Gives a little information from time to time, but keeps the show's characters in line for the most part. Generally thought of as a good guy, I predict that he'll be kidnapped by werewolves and have to lynch his fellow villagers in an attempt to escape.

The show's namesake GM is a father figure to the folks on the show. A shiny, stoned, pale father figure living the dream. He's already hit rock bottom and is well on the upswing. I predict that he'll take at least 2-3 more sister wives, buy a Rite-Aid and eventually be lost in a freak, April blizzard in the pacific northwest, never to be found again.

Bob Sacamano is kind of the author-in-the-story. He keeps viewers up to date on the latest goings-on in the show, breaks the fourth wall to commiserate with the audience and provide regular comic relief (for the 6-89 year old set). I predict he will go to Vegas in September sporting some fancy salmon shorts, get his head licked and this time not take down his hard 4 bet.
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:lmao:

Do they give Pulitzers for literary critique?
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Dammit. I had a HJS synopsis in my head too. Not enough coffee.
Tonight, on a very special episode of GMTAN...

 
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