GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

spicy kale lasagna

baked kale chips

also eat it in omelettes, in salads, as a side dish, etc. kale is magical.

 

[Henry Ford]

I occasionally find something funny on the internet and wish this place was okay with bad words.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Magical *might* be a little over the top.

 

[Sammy3469]

spicy kale lasagna

baked kale chips

also eat it in omelettes, in salads, as a side dish, etc. kale is magical.

Kale and quinoa salad?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Kale and quinoa salad?

sure

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Kale and quinoa salad?

sure

unsure

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF EVERYBODY LOVES RADICCHIO ON SOMEWHERE

 

[General Malaise]

Look at the fan boys coming out of the wood works... I won't ##### this thread up with predictions because honestly I was focusing as much on consuming bourbon as I was on the show, but I feel like I have a general idea of where this season is trying to take things

If it helps, I have received a fair amount of training in story telling from movie script writers and storytelling experts as part of my job

I got to the part with a dragon like monster and was out.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Kale is fine I guess. But anything that needs to be covered up that much and tastes pretty bad on its own, is not "magical"

Now bacon, that #### is magical.

 

[McGarnicle]

My wife makes kale chips that are pretty tasty. Basically you lay out the leaves in a single layer on a cookie sheet, drizzle with olive oil, dash of salt and bake until crispy.

I ####### hate PayPal so ####### much and will definitely be canceling my account after this fiasco. Basically they have no security and no customer service.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hey, I just figured out how to get a free $500 out of PayPal. Anybody who is interested can PM shuke for details.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

sorry

 

[Sammy3469]

Which one of you Don Juan's is this?

http://nypost.com/2014/06/04/two-women-drugged-playboy-then-robbed-his-home/

 

[General Malaise]

blah blah..blah blah blah blah blah blah sent to jail blah blah blah blah blah blah. blah blah?

Let's hear it.

whoa

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Norville!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

This kid is costing me sleep and he's not out of the womb yet. ~3 hours last night from the wife tossing and stealing sheets all night. I'm seeing a sleep specialist today for my apnea. He's going to think I'm dying.

Middle-of-the-night leg cramps are one of the neat pregnancy side effects that no one ever told me about.

Mrs Jenkins had this recently. If she handles labor like she did the leg cramp, I'm in trouble.

 

[belljr]

This kid is costing me sleep and he's not out of the womb yet. ~3 hours last night from the wife tossing and stealing sheets all night. I'm seeing a sleep specialist today for my apnea. He's going to think I'm dying.

Middle-of-the-night leg cramps are one of the neat pregnancy side effects that no one ever told me about.

Mrs Jenkins had this recently. If she handles labor like she did the leg cramp, I'm in trouble.

time for separate beds imo

 

[General Malaise]

I've been following this show on the GMTAN channel and since I've studied nothing most of my life, I felt qualified to make some predictions on how the thread about nothing would turn out so I felt I'd make some predictions

Spoiler

Officer Pete Malloy is cast as comic relief, but his humor vacillates between that of a 5 year old and that of a 90 year old. I predict that he'll hate something in the near future, post some links to imgur gifs (cat or not cat related) and respond to this post with a beautiful photo of a sunset and the word C*nt in small, opaque print somewhere.

The Bob character from St. Louis is the lovable best friend that everyone wants to know - kind of. He's a super friendly guy who goes out of his way on-line and IRL to make us feel like we're part of the family. He regales us with stories about his wife Pepper or his two hilarious children. There's even a vague sexiness to his forehead gash, but look out. Don't get too close, because strange fatal accidents seem to befall anyone in his inner circle. Best to just remain acquaintances. I predict he lives a long life, constantly on the edge of threesomes and swingers parties, as his friends continue to meet even more strange and bizarre ends.

K4 and YSR provide the eye candy for this show, but are not to be confused with each other. K4 is perpetually having birthdays while YSR is perpetually giving birth. K4 owns wineries. YSR drinks wineries. K4 is the harbinger of natural disaster, though. You don't want her moving into your town. YSR continues to tease me about her friend in pink pants. I predict that YSR is so happy Romo returns that she gets pregnant again while still pregnant. I predict that K4 will cause a tsunami while making naan in her new brick pizza oven.

-fish-, Zooks and Guster are the three musketeers of dating. The writers have provided us with tons of excellent material about their various hi-jinx in the world of single dads, from crazy-ex's to drunken teachers to Chicago girls, these three have done it all. I predict that one of them will eventually find 'the one' to fingerbang while the other two probably continue to date and retain their happiness. Also, odds being what they are, 1-2 of them are likely to contract genital warts.

Tre and Frosty are the loveable northern duo reminiscent of Bob and Doug or Lenny and Squiggy. I predict escalation from meat raffles to where they are attending full blown cattle auctions. These cattle will be treated with essential oils and their hides will be sold as hats on Etsy.

I predict Sweet J will eventually come back with an update.

bAbe is some kind of blogger/entrepreneur/homeless person. Not a lot of character development on this one. I predict that something will happen to him while wearing a sweater vest. Incrementally.

The Aaron character is like the cop buddy that everyone has. Gives a little information from time to time, but keeps the show's characters in line for the most part. Generally thought of as a good guy, I predict that he'll be kidnapped by werewolves and have to lynch his fellow villagers in an attempt to escape.

The show's namesake GM is a father figure to the folks on the show. A shiny, stoned, pale father figure living the dream. He's already hit rock bottom and is well on the upswing. I predict that he'll take at least 2-3 more sister wives, buy a Rite-Aid and eventually be lost in a freak, April blizzard in the pacific northwest, never to be found again.

Bob Sacamano is kind of the author-in-the-story. He keeps viewers up to date on the latest goings-on in the show, breaks the fourth wall to commiserate with the audience and provide regular comic relief (for the 6-89 year old set). I predict he will go to Vegas in September sporting some fancy salmon shorts, get his head licked and this time not take down his hard 4 bet.

Spoiler

How'd I do?

ALL MY LIKES

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Can someone direct me to a dog ownership thread? My wife and I are not pet people..but I think with 2 kids we are getting close to getting a dog.. possibly soon. We have no clue what to expect and are woefully unprepared. I cant search the forum for "dog" cause its 3 letters. Also, any advice in this thread would be equally helpful..but mostly just looking for a thread to get me started.

Avoid a puppy at all costs unless you like complicating your life, scrubbing crap and piss out of your carpets & couches, saying good bye to pairs of shoes you've had since college and never really being able to leave the house for long periods of time for fear that your new bundle of joy will shred furniture or hump all your table legs.....No way in hell I ever get another puppy. No way.

Anybody want to link me up to a dog training thread/book/website/plan? Ridicule expected and appreciated.

 

[Henry Ford]

Can someone direct me to a dog ownership thread? My wife and I are not pet people..but I think with 2 kids we are getting close to getting a dog.. possibly soon. We have no clue what to expect and are woefully unprepared. I cant search the forum for "dog" cause its 3 letters. Also, any advice in this thread would be equally helpful..but mostly just looking for a thread to get me started.

Avoid a puppy at all costs unless you like complicating your life, scrubbing crap and piss out of your carpets & couches, saying good bye to pairs of shoes you've had since college and never really being able to leave the house for long periods of time for fear that your new bundle of joy will shred furniture or hump all your table legs.....No way in hell I ever get another puppy. No way.

Anybody want to link me up to a dog training thread/book/website/plan? Ridicule expected and appreciated.

So... got a puppy three years ago?

 

[General Malaise]

I know we've had our differences regarding certain foods, but we all agree that kale comes straight from the devil's taint, right?

you're nutty

kale rules

Yup. Bake it in the oven with a little sea salt and parmasan. like a potato chip when it comes out. we are growing kale this summer. can't wait. there is also a new hybrid veggie coming out that mated brussel sprouts with kale. Looking forward to the first spawn to this Oregon. Brussell Kale its called. Catchy.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Held off for 3 years but added our little dude 3 weeks ago.

 

[heckmanm]

Magical *might* be a little over the top.

I think "magical kale" is a different plant

 

[Henry Ford]

Held off for 3 years but added our little dude 3 weeks ago.

how old?

 

[General Malaise]

I know we've had our differences regarding certain foods, but we all agree that kale comes straight from the devil's taint, right?

you're nutty

kale rules

Yup. Bake it in the oven with a little sea salt and parmasan. like a potato chip when it comes out. we are growing kale this summer. can't wait. there is also a new hybrid veggie coming out that mated brussel sprouts with kale. Looking forward to the first spawn to this Oregon. Brussell Kale its called. Catchy.

Wow, Much Abe style. Very spelling bad. Shame rising.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I know we've had our differences regarding certain foods, but we all agree that kale comes straight from the devil's taint, right?

you're nutty

kale rules

Yup. Bake it in the oven with a little sea salt and parmasan. like a potato chip when it comes out.

whoa whoa whoa, Emeril. Sounds like you're doing a lot to cover up all that kale flavor there.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Can someone direct me to a dog ownership thread? My wife and I are not pet people..but I think with 2 kids we are getting close to getting a dog.. possibly soon. We have no clue what to expect and are woefully unprepared. I cant search the forum for "dog" cause its 3 letters. Also, any advice in this thread would be equally helpful..but mostly just looking for a thread to get me started.

Avoid a puppy at all costs unless you like complicating your life, scrubbing crap and piss out of your carpets & couches, saying good bye to pairs of shoes you've had since college and never really being able to leave the house for long periods of time for fear that your new bundle of joy will shred furniture or hump all your table legs.....No way in hell I ever get another puppy. No way.

Anybody want to link me up to a dog training thread/book/website/plan? Ridicule expected and appreciated.

well ####. i'm in this boat too. kids 7, going on 8. we are considering this. regale me your tales of woe. please.

 

[General Malaise]

I know we've had our differences regarding certain foods, but we all agree that kale comes straight from the devil's taint, right?

you're nutty

kale rules

Yup. Bake it in the oven with a little sea salt and parmasan. like a potato chip when it comes out.

whoa whoa whoa, Emeril. Sounds like you're doing a lot to cover up all that kale flavor there.

That's just how my wife and daughter like it as a snack. I can eat it raw, but I love leafy green lettuce looking plants. In fact, I celebrate their entire catalog.

 

[Henry Ford]

Can someone direct me to a dog ownership thread? My wife and I are not pet people..but I think with 2 kids we are getting close to getting a dog.. possibly soon. We have no clue what to expect and are woefully unprepared. I cant search the forum for "dog" cause its 3 letters. Also, any advice in this thread would be equally helpful..but mostly just looking for a thread to get me started.

Avoid a puppy at all costs unless you like complicating your life, scrubbing crap and piss out of your carpets & couches, saying good bye to pairs of shoes you've had since college and never really being able to leave the house for long periods of time for fear that your new bundle of joy will shred furniture or hump all your table legs.....No way in hell I ever get another puppy. No way.

Anybody want to link me up to a dog training thread/book/website/plan? Ridicule expected and appreciated.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Raising-Puppy-Monks-Skete/dp/B000OTWPVE/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1389983113&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/Good-Owners-Great-Brian-Kilcommons/dp/0446675385/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1389983145&sr=1-1&keywords=good+owners+great+dogs

http://www.amazon.com/How-Raise-Perfect-Dog-Puppyhood/dp/0307461300/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1389983187&sr=1-1

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just watch the dog whisperer on teh netflix.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I know we've had our differences regarding certain foods, but we all agree that kale comes straight from the devil's taint, right?

you're nutty

kale rules

Yup. Bake it in the oven with a little sea salt and parmasan. like a potato chip when it comes out.

whoa whoa whoa, Emeril. Sounds like you're doing a lot to cover up all that kale flavor there.

That's just how my wife and daughter like it as a snack. I can eat it raw, but I love leafy green lettuce looking plants. In fact, I celebrate their entire catalog.

A catalog would have more flavor than some of them.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Can someone direct me to a dog ownership thread? My wife and I are not pet people..but I think with 2 kids we are getting close to getting a dog.. possibly soon. We have no clue what to expect and are woefully unprepared. I cant search the forum for "dog" cause its 3 letters. Also, any advice in this thread would be equally helpful..but mostly just looking for a thread to get me started.

Avoid a puppy at all costs unless you like complicating your life, scrubbing crap and piss out of your carpets & couches, saying good bye to pairs of shoes you've had since college and never really being able to leave the house for long periods of time for fear that your new bundle of joy will shred furniture or hump all your table legs.....No way in hell I ever get another puppy. No way.

Anybody want to link me up to a dog training thread/book/website/plan? Ridicule expected and appreciated.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Raising-Puppy-Monks-Skete/dp/B000OTWPVE/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1389983113&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/Good-Owners-Great-Brian-Kilcommons/dp/0446675385/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1389983145&sr=1-1&keywords=good+owners+great+dogs

http://www.amazon.com/How-Raise-Perfect-Dog-Puppyhood/dp/0307461300/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1389983187&sr=1-1

Awesome. The Monks of Skete skete skete skete of all things.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wife: "Hey, would you like to do x or y tonight?"

Me: "Which would make you happiest?"

Wife: "Z! I'll call Janet and tell her we're doing z!" (just assume Z is the thing your wife really wants you to do that you hate the most, and that Janet makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes with a hot poker.)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wife: "Hey, would you like to do x or y tonight?"

Me: "Which would make you happiest?"

Wife: "Z! I'll call Janet and tell her we're doing z!" (just assume Z is the thing your wife really wants you to do that you hate the most, and that Janet makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes with a hot poker.)

Pics of x and y?

 

[Henry Ford]

Wife: "Hey, would you like to do x or y tonight?"

Me: "Which would make you happiest?"

Wife: "Z! I'll call Janet and tell her we're doing z!" (just assume Z is the thing your wife really wants you to do that you hate the most, and that Janet makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes with a hot poker.)

Pics of x and y?

X

Y

Z

 

[GroveDiesel]

Do you kale lovers not taste bitter or something? I can do spinach, brocolli, collards, etc, but kale is just horribly bitter.

Actually, I wonder how many people that like kale are smokers or former smokers that have dulled their taste buds? Or people that like super hoppy beer?

 

[belljr]

Is Z an orgy?

 

[Henry Ford]

Is Z an orgy?

It is not.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wife: "Hey, would you like to do x or y tonight?"

Me: "Which would make you happiest?"

Wife: "Z! I'll call Janet and tell her we're doing z!" (just assume Z is the thing your wife really wants you to do that you hate the most, and that Janet makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes with a hot poker.)

Pics of x and y?

X

Y

Z

X just gave my belly a boner.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wife: "Hey, would you like to do x or y tonight?"

Me: "Which would make you happiest?"

Wife: "Z! I'll call Janet and tell her we're doing z!" (just assume Z is the thing your wife really wants you to do that you hate the most, and that Janet makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes with a hot poker.)

Pics of x and y?

X

Y

Z

X just gave my belly a boner.

Your belly has excellent taste. That right there is a boudin ball stuffed with pepper jack cheese.

 

[General Malaise]

Is Z an orgy?

It is not.

Is it....a toaster?

 

[heckmanm]

Do you kale lovers not taste bitter or something? I can do spinach, brocolli, collards, etc, but kale is just horribly bitter.

Actually, I wonder how many people that like kale are smokers or former smokers that have dulled their taste buds? Or people that like super hoppy beer?

Why, yes. Yes I do.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wife: "Hey, would you like to do x or y tonight?"

Me: "Which would make you happiest?"

Wife: "Z! I'll call Janet and tell her we're doing z!" (just assume Z is the thing your wife really wants you to do that you hate the most, and that Janet makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes with a hot poker.)

Pics of x and y?

X

Y

Z

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Do you kale lovers not taste bitter or something? I can do spinach, brocolli, collards, etc, but kale is just horribly bitter.

Actually, I wonder how many people that like kale are smokers or former smokers that have dulled their taste buds? Or people that like super hoppy beer?

I like hoppy beer, but kale can pretty much go #### himself.

 

[Henry Ford]

Is Z an orgy?

It is not.

Is it....a toaster?

In the sense that my toaster is also similar to having a pit of snakes bind me, bite my flesh, and poison me, leaving me in horrible agony which leads to death and my turning to a pile of ash, only to instantly regenerate and go through the process for all of eternity, yes. It is a toaster.

 

[Gadzooks]

Is Z an orgy?

It is not.

Is it....a toaster?

I just "used" it. Not ashamed.

 

[Henry Ford]

Is Z an orgy?

It is not.

Is it....a toaster?

I just "used" it. Not ashamed.

I don't think I know anyone else who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

 

[Gadzooks]

Is Z an orgy?

It is not.

Is it....a toaster?

I just "used" it. Not ashamed.

I don't think I know anyone else who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

Thanks?

 

[Henry Ford]

Is Z an orgy?

It is not.

Is it....a toaster?

I just "used" it. Not ashamed.

I don't think I know anyone else who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

Thanks?

No, thank you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is Z an orgy?

It is not.

Is it....a toaster?

I just "used" it. Not ashamed.

I don't think I know anyone else who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

Stop doing Y so much and get out and experience the world more.