GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Maybe try a little X, followed by some P. Or A.

 

[Henry Ford]

Maybe try a little X, followed by some P. Or A.

You do not want A after cheese-stuffed boudin balls.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Do you kale lovers not taste bitter or something? I can do spinach, brocolli, collards, etc, but kale is just horribly bitter.

Actually, I wonder how many people that like kale are smokers or former smokers that have dulled their taste buds? Or people that like super hoppy beer?

broccoli? the most vile vegetable ever invented? GTFO if you think that's better than delicious leafy kale.

 

[Henry Ford]

Do you kale lovers not taste bitter or something? I can do spinach, brocolli, collards, etc, but kale is just horribly bitter.

Actually, I wonder how many people that like kale are smokers or former smokers that have dulled their taste buds? Or people that like super hoppy beer?

broccoli? the most vile vegetable ever invented? GTFO if you think that's better than delicious leafy kale.

What the hell do you have against broccoli?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What the hell do you have against broccoli?

everything

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Do you kale lovers not taste bitter or something? I can do spinach, brocolli, collards, etc, but kale is just horribly bitter.

Actually, I wonder how many people that like kale are smokers or former smokers that have dulled their taste buds? Or people that like super hoppy beer?

broccoli? the most vile vegetable ever invented? GTFO if you think that's better than delicious leafy kale.

What the hell do you have against broccoli?

Broccoli is vile. Kale and kale chips are great.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Do you kale lovers not taste bitter or something? I can do spinach, brocolli, collards, etc, but kale is just horribly bitter.

Actually, I wonder how many people that like kale are smokers or former smokers that have dulled their taste buds? Or people that like super hoppy beer?

broccoli? the most vile vegetable ever invented? GTFO if you think that's better than delicious leafy kale.

Now this is weird. We're in the weird zone.

 

[WetDream]

Maybe try a little X, followed by some P. Or A.

You do not want A after cheese-stuffed boudin balls.

You could not be more wrong.

 

[Henry Ford]

What the hell do you have against broccoli?

everything

Weren't you the one touting the anticancer properties of kale? Broccoli is amazing.

 

[Henry Ford]

Maybe try a little X, followed by some P. Or A.

You do not want A after cheese-stuffed boudin balls.

You could not be more wrong.

I respect your opinion, but unless you're into shall we say "German" sex, I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What the hell do you have against broccoli?

everything

Weren't you the one touting the anticancer properties of kale? Broccoli is amazing.

well, if you can cover up the horrible taste, then I'll eat it. but it's one of the few things I don't want to see on my plate ever.

 

[Henry Ford]

What the hell do you have against broccoli?

everything

Weren't you the one touting the anticancer properties of kale? Broccoli is amazing.

well, if you can cover up the horrible taste, then I'll eat it. but it's one of the few things I don't want to see on my plate ever.

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

 

[mr roboto]

Weird taste buds in here.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

People are weird. Kale is yummy, but broccoli is awful.

 

[mr roboto]

Everyone likes pizza, right? Apples? Hamburgers? Reach arounds?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

 

[Henry Ford]

Everyone likes pizza, right? Apples? Hamburgers? Reach arounds?

Whoah, whoah... that escalated quickly. Apples?

 

[Henry Ford]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

I wish you didn't have brain damage. You have some decent ideas, but at times like this it's so hard to talk to you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

I wish you didn't have brain damage. You have some decent ideas, but at times like this it's so hard to talk to you.

 

[Gadzooks]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

I'm with Rud. No matter how much ice cream you put on poop, the poop is ruining the ice cream. Trust me on that.

 

[Henry Ford]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

I'm with Rud. No matter how much ice cream you put on poop, the poop is ruining the ice cream. Trust me on that.

I'm not taking aesthetics advice from someone who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If I may interject...I'm pretty sure that different people find different tastes as either pleasant or unpleasant. I'm sure we all have foods that we dislike which others would be surprised about. We should all agree to accept and even embrace our differences, for they are what make us unique.

Except all you mongoloids and mouthbreathers that don't like watermelon...we need a Final F###ing Solution to deal with your kind.

 

[mr roboto]

Everyone likes pizza, right? Apples? Hamburgers? Reach arounds?

Whoah, whoah... that escalated quickly. Apples?

WE NEED CONSENSUS!!!!!!

 

[Jayrod]

Maybe try a little X, followed by some P. Or A.

You do not want A after cheese-stuffed boudin balls.

You could not be more wrong.

I respect your opinion, but unless you're into shall we say "German" sex, I wouldn't recommend it.

I'm half German and I LOVE cheese-stuffed boudin balls.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Aaron's got a touch of MOP in him doesn't he? NTTAWT

 

[Gadzooks]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

I'm with Rud. No matter how much ice cream you put on poop, the poop is ruining the ice cream. Trust me on that.

I'm not taking aesthetics advice from someone who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

Fine. Then Fish, Guster, YSR and myself will not give you aesthetics advice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

joined match...ex girlfriend that got me sent to jail came up as a 100% match. can I sue them?

LMMFAO

blah blah..blah blah blah blah blah blah sent to jail blah blah blah blah blah blah. blah blah?

Let's hear it.

First Stu and now NB comes back!!!!

True story

Wife comes home from jury duty (she's excused) early

Both kids out of the house for like 3 hours

Wife and I start to get busy (have sex) on bed

We get to the bra coming off stage

One stupid dog is still on bed messing with his blanket (don't ask)

Wife throws blanket off bed in order to distract dog

Dog jumps about 2 feet (horizontally and vertically) to get his blanket

Dog lands on both my balls with both front paws and then uses said balls to launch himself off bed with both back paws

Ball-pain is traveling-towards-kidneys acute

All parties agree to take a 30 minute break

Wife is now asleep on couch

That sucks.

Off to the dentist :(

Bring a roll of toilet paper.

I know we've had our differences regarding certain foods, but we all agree that kale comes straight from the devil's taint, right?

you're nutty

kale rules

I made a kale salad last week accidentally. Pretty darn good. I plan on eating it more often.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Aaron's got a touch of MOP in him doesn't he? NTTAWT

I don't own any Tommy Bahama shirts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Can someone direct me to a dog ownership thread? My wife and I are not pet people..but I think with 2 kids we are getting close to getting a dog.. possibly soon. We have no clue what to expect and are woefully unprepared. I cant search the forum for "dog" cause its 3 letters. Also, any advice in this thread would be equally helpful..but mostly just looking for a thread to get me started.

Avoid a puppy at all costs unless you like complicating your life, scrubbing crap and piss out of your carpets & couches, saying good bye to pairs of shoes you've had since college and never really being able to leave the house for long periods of time for fear that your new bundle of joy will shred furniture or hump all your table legs.....No way in hell I ever get another puppy. No way.

Anybody want to link me up to a dog training thread/book/website/plan? Ridicule expected and appreciated.

Puppies are awesome. Just put it into a crate or a small room when you leave until it's potty trained.

Do you kale lovers not taste bitter or something? I can do spinach, brocolli, collards, etc, but kale is just horribly bitter.

Actually, I wonder how many people that like kale are smokers or former smokers that have dulled their taste buds? Or people that like super hoppy beer?

broccoli? the most vile vegetable ever invented? GTFO if you think that's better than delicious leafy kale.

Broccoli is great too. I planted too much in the garden this year though. Reallyy good for you.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Aaron's got a touch of MOP in him doesn't he? NTTAWT

I don't own any Tommy Bahama shirts.

Acceptable math skills as well, I think.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Headed out to dinner.

Should I get this?

Mushroom and Kale Pizza | $13 |Roasted mushroom, feta, mashed potato, garlic oil, mustard gastrique

 

[Idiot Boxer]

No

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Headed out to dinner.

Should I get this?

Mushroom and Kale Pizza | $13 |Roasted mushroom, feta, mashed potato, garlic oil, mustard gastrique

Get extra mustard gas.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Headed out to dinner.

Should I get this?

Mushroom and Kale Pizza | $13 |Roasted mushroom, feta, mashed potato, garlic oil, mustard gastrique

Why do they call it mushroom and kale pizza if there is no kale on it?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So if we were going to pay out of pocket for Cal's medicine, it would go from $20 a month to $207.73 a month. It's not like he needs it to have any kind of quality of life or anything. You know, like actually sleeping. The generic would need to be taken three times a day and who the #### knows how it's going to affect him. So mother####ing mad right now. This isn't like taking a generic statin drug instead of Lipitor. It's a completely different drug. I would quite literally like to punch somebody's face in right now.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Aaron's got a touch of MOP in him doesn't he? NTTAWT

I don't own any Tommy Bahama shirts.

It's the wee touch of rage that escapes from time to time on matters near and dear to your heart.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Headed out to dinner.

Should I get this?

Mushroom and Kale Pizza | $13 |Roasted mushroom, feta, mashed potato, garlic oil, mustard gastrique

Sounds really good to me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have a hard time picturing Rude enraged.

 

[-fish-]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

I'm with Rud. No matter how much ice cream you put on poop, the poop is ruining the ice cream. Trust me on that.

I'm not taking aesthetics advice from someone who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

Fine. Then Fish, Guster, YSR and myself will not give you aesthetics advice.

second circle of hell is where all the people condemned for lust go. actually true.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have a hard time picturing Rude enraged.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have a hard time picturing Rude enraged.

lol

I'm sure it happens, like when I lose a bet or something.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

I'm with Rud. No matter how much ice cream you put on poop, the poop is ruining the ice cream. Trust me on that.

I'm not taking aesthetics advice from someone who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

Fine. Then Fish, Guster, YSR and myself will not give you aesthetics advice.

second circle of hell is where all the people condemned for lust go. actually true.

What about the people brought up on, er um, multiple charges?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Headed out to dinner.

Should I get this?

Mushroom and Kale Pizza | $13 |

Roasted mushroom, feta, mashed potato, garlic oil, mustard gastrique

Sounds really good to me.

It sounds ok. Not sure about the mashed potatoes on a pizza. It's probably decent, but it will come across as one of those veggie dishes that tries too hard. With those ingredients, I'd rather eat garlic mashed potatoes with a side of kale sautéed with mush and bacon. Feta seems out of place there and it's not my favorite cheese, hot or melted. Better when cold IMHO.

 

[Annyong]

What if the kale is imported from Germany?

 

[-fish-]

Maybe you should invest in some cheese.

Combining one delicious ingredient with something as disgusting as broccoli is a sure way to ruin an entire meal.

I'm with Rud. No matter how much ice cream you put on poop, the poop is ruining the ice cream. Trust me on that.

I'm not taking aesthetics advice from someone who masturbates to Dante's Inferno.

Fine. Then Fish, Guster, YSR and myself will not give you aesthetics advice.

second circle of hell is where all the people condemned for lust go. actually true.

What about the people brought up on, er um, multiple charges?

can't remember. I was too busy masturbating when I read it.

 

[kevzilla]

So if we were going to pay out of pocket for Cal's medicine, it would go from $20 a month to $207.73 a month. It's not like he needs it to have any kind of quality of life or anything. You know, like actually sleeping. The generic would need to be taken three times a day and who the #### knows how it's going to affect him. So mother####ing mad right now. This isn't like taking a generic statin drug instead of Lipitor. It's a completely different drug. I would quite literally like to punch somebody's face in right now.

The doctor should make more of an effort to help you on this. It's his medical judgment that Cal needs the medication, and he should formally tell them so. After that, a State Board of insurance complaint would be on deck. After that, perhaps a call to a local TV station with an ambitious investigator. They love #### like this. GD it, now I want to come up there and kick some insurance company ###.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

If any of you guys are having trouble finding the hockey game tonight, it's on a little network called NBC.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If any of you guys are having trouble finding the hockey game tonight, it's on a little network called NBC.

Hockey is still going on?

 

[Osaurus]

Kale chips = hipster food

 

[Aerial Assault]

Back to things I couldn't predict... we had candied bacon at work this morning

We have a team in for a session and our admin ordered some extra bacon for the staff

I've studied jobs like yours and I was easily able to predict that.