GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[krista4]

I would like to go play mini-golf.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Me too

 

[YSR]

I'm ridiculously bad at mini-golf.

 

[Thorn]

I would like to break a bottle of vodka.

 

[Ignoramus]

Buying a house is a PIA. The house I'm in now, I love. But when I was looking to buy it, I had 2 criteria that were deal breakers. It had to have 3 bedrooms and no mello Roos taxes. What did I buy? A 2 bedroom with mello Roos. but it's perfect for us, 2 master suites, nice yard, especially for south OC, a driveway, which is a luxury here, and I have no one within 50 feet of me on all four sides, complete miracle for south OC. And for good measure it was the most expensive 2bd house that didn't have an ocean view.

The moral of the story? If you like the house and the positives out weigh the negatives, you're going to be ok. No house is perfect, and k4's advice of picturing yourself there is good stuff.

GB Texas and its no mello Roos taxes.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Kritta- They are talking about your poker guy on Chicago sports radio. Matt Spiegel says he used to play in a weekly game with him.

I'll ask Mr krista but have never heard of Matt Spiegel, and I know who all the regular players were. He could have showed up a time or two. Sometimes a musician recording at the studio would sit in, too; everybody liked the non-regulars since they usually weren't very good. The Tuesday game isn't as regular as it once was, but Brandon's still living on Steve's couch, until they get back to Chicago I suppose.

Are you a musician?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had Oysters Rockefeller at lunch and was disappointed by the complete lack of tycoons that came with it.

 

[YSR]

I had Oysters Rockefeller at lunch and was disappointed by the complete lack of tycoons that came with it.

Did you get the side of raisins?

 

[Ignoramus]

You were hoping for some marinara sauce in there?

I didn't know what to expect, really.You could bake a lot of things in a pizza pan, but that doesn't give you the right to call them all by some stupid pizza-something name.

I agree. The dumb thing about the word pizzookie is that the dish is not even pizza-based.

 

[krista4]

Kritta- They are talking about your poker guy on Chicago sports radio. Matt Spiegel says he used to play in a weekly game with him.

Per Mr krista, Matt was a semi-regular and is "a great guy", "one of the few sports talk radio people who isn't a shrieking #######" and is also a member of the band Tributosaurus. What did he have to say?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Dropped my daughter and her friends off at Summerfest last night. I pulled into a parking lot and asked if I could just pull forward (about 2 blocks) and just drop them off. The woman was nice about it, but said 'no, we can't let people do that, you will have to turn around and go somewhere else"

I said no problem and started to turn around but had to wait for other cars pulling in, so I told them to just jump put and walk from there.

The security guard starts yelling "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!" Screaming over and over, yet not getting off his scooter.

They jump out anyway as I still had to wait for cars driving by me.

As I pass by the Security Guard, he says "I hope they have a ####ty time", not loud, but it caught me off guard and I stopped to ask what he said. He looked straight ahead and didn't say a word, then it finally hit me what he had said.... As he glanced back at me, I nodded my head and said, "Thanks Barney Fife, I'm sure they won't". The ticket lady broke out in a little grin and I drove off.

What a doosh

 

[Annyong]

Kritta- They are talking about your poker guy on Chicago sports radio. Matt Spiegel says he used to play in a weekly game with him.

Per Mr krista, Matt was a semi-regular and is "a great guy", "one of the few sports talk radio people who isn't a shrieking #######" and is also a member of the band Tributosaurus. What did he have to say?

He was just talking about what an incredible run Brandon was having and how amazing it is that he's won/lost hands to this guy. Seemed genuinely happy for him.

 

[krista4]

Kritta- They are talking about your poker guy on Chicago sports radio. Matt Spiegel says he used to play in a weekly game with him.

Per Mr krista, Matt was a semi-regular and is "a great guy", "one of the few sports talk radio people who isn't a shrieking #######" and is also a member of the band Tributosaurus. What did he have to say?

He was just talking about what an incredible run Brandon was having and how amazing it is that he's won/lost hands to this guy. Seemed genuinely happy for him.

Everyone who knows him well says it couldn't have happened to a better person. This is mostly a group of misanthropes, so the they have for the guy is especially telling.

 

[krista4]

Kritta- They are talking about your poker guy on Chicago sports radio. Matt Spiegel says he used to play in a weekly game with him.

I'll ask Mr krista but have never heard of Matt Spiegel, and I know who all the regular players were. He could have showed up a time or two. Sometimes a musician recording at the studio would sit in, too; everybody liked the non-regulars since they usually weren't very good. The Tuesday game isn't as regular as it once was, but Brandon's still living on Steve's couch, until they get back to Chicago I suppose.

Are you a musician?

Yesno.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Kritta- They are talking about your poker guy on Chicago sports radio. Matt Spiegel says he used to play in a weekly game with him.

I'll ask Mr krista but have never heard of Matt Spiegel, and I know who all the regular players were. He could have showed up a time or two. Sometimes a musician recording at the studio would sit in, too; everybody liked the non-regulars since they usually weren't very good. The Tuesday game isn't as regular as it once was, but Brandon's still living on Steve's couch, until they get back to Chicago I suppose.

Are you a musician?

Yesno.

Unpack, please

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Wtf is mello Roos?

 

[Henry Ford]

Unpack, please

I thought you were only interested in the opposite.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wtf is mello Roos?

nonviolent marsupial tax.

 

[krista4]

Wtf is mello Roos?

nonviolent marsupial tax.

So dumb yet funny.

Pack, the full answer would be long, so let's just change my answer to "yes".

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Really stoked about my getaway next Tuesday! Just booked a room at a quaint B and B in Sausalito that over looks the city. Fireplace in the room, balcony, jacuzzi, the whole bit. Much sexy time anticipated. Told them we are celebrating our anniversary, sorta true, it's in a few weeks, and they're throwing in a bottle champagne. :highroller:

 

[bentley]

Krista - that advice is awesome. Thanks.

I had a great first United Way board meeting today. Four people who are local celebrities to me were in the meeting and every one of them told me the great things they'd heard about me. And one of the staffers told me that there was a standing ovation in the staff meeting this week when it was announced that I had been elected to the Board.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Krista - that advice is awesome. Thanks.

I had a great first United Way board meeting today. Four people who are local celebrities to me were in the meeting and every one of them told me the great things they'd heard about me. And one of the staffers told me that there was a standing ovation in the staff meeting this week when it was announced that I had been elected to the Board.

I'm very intrigued by this matrix of house features and their respective weightings.

Perhaps you should upload it as an Excel template.

 

[YSR]

Romo was supposed to leave to come home tomorrow. He just got sent to Denver for 2 more weeks instead. I'm full-term in 2.5 weeks. Neat industry.

 

[YSR]

Also, he rented this couple's basement apartment while in Colorado Springs for the last 5 weeks. We found it on Craigslist. I'm looking for a similar type deal in Denver. We're pretty much playing the murder lottery, right?

 

[Tecumseh]

Coy musical kritta <<<<< whorish Kritta

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also, he rented this couple's basement apartment while in Colorado Springs for the last 5 weeks. We found it on Craigslist. I'm looking for a similar type deal in Denver. We're pretty much playing the murder lottery, right?

If you're lucky they may just keep him as a sex slave

 

[General Malaise]

Britney Spears joining us at Emerald Downs. DEVELOPING!~

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I wish I was going to Emerald Downs

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Also, he rented this couple's basement apartment while in Colorado Springs for the last 5 weeks. We found it on Craigslist. I'm looking for a similar type deal in Denver. We're pretty much playing the murder lottery, right?

I wouldn't be concerned about it in the least.

On a wholly unrelated note, what's his life insurance situation?

 

[Thorn]

Romo was supposed to leave to come home tomorrow. He just got sent to Denver for 2 more weeks instead. I'm full-term in 2.5 weeks. Neat industry.

Ouch :(

 

[Thorn]

Also, he rented this couple's basement apartment while in Colorado Springs for the last 5 weeks. We found it on Craigslist. I'm looking for a similar type deal in Denver. We're pretty much playing the murder lottery, right?

Can you find me a basement for Beerhole? This high-falutin Intercontinental wants 5 racks for 3 nights.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Thorn, I'm staying at Park East. Think it was $100/night.

 

[YSR]

Romo was supposed to leave to come home tomorrow. He just got sent to Denver for 2 more weeks instead. I'm full-term in 2.5 weeks. Neat industry.

Ouch :(

Potential upside is that he might run into Finless.

 

[krista4]

I'm getting my hair cut. There are few things I hate more than going to the salon. :(

 

[strykerpks]

Romo was supposed to leave to come home tomorrow. He just got sent to Denver for 2 more weeks instead. I'm full-term in 2.5 weeks. Neat industry.

Damn, that sucks.What are we doing about this? Are we sending Homer to midwife?

 

[krista4]

Just in time for GMhole, I have a gigantic zit on my nose. It looks like a tumor or perhaps a second nose. Neat.

 

[kevzilla]

Not content to merely hike Mt. St. Helens, krista will now re-create it.

 

[Abraham]

I'm getting my hair cut. There are few things I hate more than going to the salon. :(

You should do things you like on your birthday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey boys, who wants to go play some mini golf and hit the batting cages?!!!

I would like to go play mini-golf.

Me too

Sorry guys, I went upstairs and it was storming, again. So we went to Brunswick zone and played laser tag and video games for a couple of hours.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would like to break a bottle of vodka.

It smelled like I murdered a Russian drinking team.

I had Oysters Rockefeller at lunch and was disappointed by the complete lack of tycoons that came with it.

I had Oysters Rockefeller at lunch and was disappointed by the complete lack of tycoons that came with it.

Did you get the side of raisins?

 

[Annyong]

Not content to merely hike Mt. St. Helens, krista will now re-create it.

You're comparing the giant zit on her nose to a mountain right?

 

[mr roboto]

Buying a house:

Remind yourselves that for generations families had small houses, kids shared bedrooms, there were no home offices or play rooms or entertainment rooms. Also look at listings in crappy areas and see what small houses they are and what they are missing. Americans have some of the most elaborate middle class housing desires in the world.

Then try to find everything you want. But remind yourself that what you want is probably not an absolute necessity.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dropped my daughter and her friends off at Summerfest last night. I pulled into a parking lot and asked if I could just pull forward (about 2 blocks) and just drop them off. The woman was nice about it, but said 'no, we can't let people do that, you will have to turn around and go somewhere else"

I said no problem and started to turn around but had to wait for other cars pulling in, so I told them to just jump put and walk from there.

The security guard starts yelling "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!" Screaming over and over, yet not getting off his scooter.

They jump out anyway as I still had to wait for cars driving by me.

As I pass by the Security Guard, he says "I hope they have a ####ty time", not loud, but it caught me off guard and I stopped to ask what he said. He looked straight ahead and didn't say a word, then it finally hit me what he had said.... As he glanced back at me, I nodded my head and said, "Thanks Barney Fife, I'm sure they won't". The ticket lady broke out in a little grin and I drove off.

What a doosh

I was really hoping this story was going to end with "so them I smashed his face into my car repeatedly".

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I. Was standing in the rain wAiting...

Best round of mini golf I evah played was in the pouring monsoon rain in Houston while absolutely smashed. Those afternoon rain showers are a trip!!

And my peach tree is producing the most delicious peaches!! It's amazing, damn thing isn't even 6 feet tall and I'm going to get 30 or so racket ball sized peaches off it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Krista - that advice is awesome. Thanks.

I had a great first United Way board meeting today. Four people who are local celebrities to me were in the meeting and every one of them told me the great things they'd heard about me. And one of the staffers told me that there was a standing ovation in the staff meeting this week when it was announced that I had been elected to the Board.

Very cool. How many of them did you bang?

Romo was supposed to leave to come home tomorrow. He just got sent to Denver for 2 more weeks instead. I'm full-term in 2.5 weeks. Neat industry.

Also, he rented this couple's basement apartment while in Colorado Springs for the last 5 weeks. We found it on Craigslist. I'm looking for a similar type deal in Denver. We're pretty much playing the murder lottery, right?

Usually you get raped a lot first but yeah, I would say murder is the end game.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

At that point, think instead of what it is about the house that you like the most. If it's the yard, for example, picture yourself with a beer out there, watching the kids run around and not kill each other.

I thought you were trying to make him feel better.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, he rented this couple's basement apartment while in Colorado Springs for the last 5 weeks. We found it on Craigslist. I'm looking for a similar type deal in Denver. We're pretty much playing the murder lottery, right?

If you're lucky they may just keep him as a sex slave

 

[Annyong]

yeah its usually rape, then murder

 

[Otis]

Sitting outside and drinking frozen margaritas on your way home from the beach on a Friday is WAYYYYY better than working imo

 

[Annyong]

Sitting outside and drinking frozen margaritas on your way home from the beach on a Friday is WAYYYYY better than working imo

what are you sitting on, the roof of your car?