GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

When will we be done with the "7 Favorite" shtick?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I used to answer phones at a Chinese restaurant for their take-out delivery. I can't stop laughing at this.

 

[Abraham]

When will we be done with the "7 Favorite" shtick?

Bentley wishes he was a leader like I am.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

I recently rediscovered Gennesee Cream Ale

Got myself a mixed 6 pack; founders breakfast stout, founders curmudgeon, tres blueberry stout, Breckinridge imperial chocolate cream stout, stacked milk stout, Ithaca apricot wheat. Plus 6 Heineken for emergencies like unexpected guests. Wife has instructions to only give out green bottles when I'm not around.

 

[krista4]

When will we be done with the "7 Favorite" shtick?

I blame Babe.

 

[strykerpks]

You can't go wrong with anything made by Founders

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I drink stout even in the summer. #### me, right?

 

[shuke]

Got myself a mixed 6 pack; founders breakfast stout, founders curmudgeon, tres blueberry stout, Breckinridge imperial chocolate cream stout, stacked milk stout, Ithaca apricot wheat.

#### that ####

 

[strykerpks]

I drink stout even in the summer. #### me, right?

Stouts are fantastic anytime. Haters gonna hate

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

at Genny Cream Ale.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at Genny Cream Ale.

You're not allowed to post until this "Like Limit" bull s hit is fixed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Honest to Gollum I don't think I've ever seen a tick in real life. 99% they don't exist around here. Pretty sure the microwave-like heat makes them explode like a baked potato with no holes poke in it (up yours, Shuke).

no **** chiggers eitherEta: neat board

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

I take back the high five. Hope you get the face HIV

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

I take back the high five. Hope you get the face HIV

An invite would have been nice. I could make it to Arrowhead in like 2 hours.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

I take back the high five. Hope you get the face HIV

An invite would have been nice. I could make it to Arrowhead in like 2 hours.

Cos is gonna be all kinds of butt hurt

That house is all in laws. I have no invite power.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

I take back the high five. Hope you get the face HIV

An invite would have been nice. I could make it to Arrowhead in like 2 hours.

Cos is gonna be all kinds of butt hurt

That house is all in laws. I have no invite power.

How hard is it to tell them "there is a guy I know from the internet that was on Jeopardy and has a sleeping bag. He could totally crash on the porch." ???

 

[strykerpks]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

I take back the high five. Hope you get the face HIV

An invite would have been nice. I could make it to Arrowhead in like 2 hours.

Cos is gonna be all kinds of butt hurt

That house is all in laws. I have no invite power.

How hard is it to tell them "there is a guy I know from the internet that was on Jeopardy and has a sleeping bag. He could totally crash on the porch." ???

Oddly enough that's what I told my wife about beerhole (minus the Jeopardy thing, but added Ben Stein)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

I take back the high five. Hope you get the face HIV

An invite would have been nice. I could make it to Arrowhead in like 2 hours.

Cos is gonna be all kinds of butt hurt

That house is all in laws. I have no invite power.

How hard is it to tell them "there is a guy I know from the internet that was on Jeopardy and has a sleeping bag. He could totally crash on the porch." ???

Oddly enough that's what I told my wife about beerhole (minus the Jeopardy thing, but added Ben Stein)

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

 

[strykerpks]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

I take back the high five. Hope you get the face HIV

An invite would have been nice. I could make it to Arrowhead in like 2 hours.

Cos is gonna be all kinds of butt hurt

That house is all in laws. I have no invite power.

How hard is it to tell them "there is a guy I know from the internet that was on Jeopardy and has a sleeping bag. He could totally crash on the porch." ???

Oddly enough that's what I told my wife about beerhole (minus the Jeopardy thing, but added Ben Stein)

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

It's a destination

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

Smaller town. Very lake centric as opposed to ski centric. The lake itself looks more like a real lake than big bear lake. It also doesn't suffer from the severe drought effects that big bear seems to suffer from. I've seen big bear so dry, the docks to all the houses weren't even sitting in water. Had a blast

Don't really care. Just making small-talk.

I take back the high five. Hope you get the face HIV

An invite would have been nice. I could make it to Arrowhead in like 2 hours.

Cos is gonna be all kinds of butt hurt

That house is all in laws. I have no invite power.

How hard is it to tell them "there is a guy I know from the internet that was on Jeopardy and has a sleeping bag. He could totally crash on the porch." ???

Oddly enough that's what I told my wife about beerhole (minus the Jeopardy thing, but added Ben Stein)

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

I did too.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

You could have slept in the house next to us. Bunch a morons from ucla. ####ed up beyond belief. They would have had no clue you were even there.

 

[strykerpks]

There's always Amtrak

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You could have slept in the house next to us. Bunch a morons from ucla. ####ed up beyond belief. They would have had no clue you were even there.

If I had any idea how to promote myself (hi, bentley)...I could probably stay anywhere for free.

 

[strykerpks]

You could have slept in the house next to us. Bunch a morons from ucla. ####ed up beyond belief. They would have had no clue you were even there.

If I had any idea how to promote myself (hi, bentley)...I could probably stay anywhere for free.

NO TRANSITIONS!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You could have slept in the house next to us. Bunch a morons from ucla. ####ed up beyond belief. They would have had no clue you were even there.

If I had any idea how to promote myself (hi, bentley)...I could probably stay anywhere for free.

NO TRANSITIONS!!!

Checkerboard rules

 

[strykerpks]

You could have slept in the house next to us. Bunch a morons from ucla. ####ed up beyond belief. They would have had no clue you were even there.

If I had any idea how to promote myself (hi, bentley)...I could probably stay anywhere for free.

NO TRANSITIONS!!!

Checkerboard rules

I bet the kids love it though

 

[Ignoramus]

Hey Guster, want to grab a beer some time Tuesday or Wednesday? We plan on going to the 7:00 ball games both days so maybe something earlier?

I PMed you a month ago!!!

 

[Tiger Fan]

When will we be done with the "7 Favorite" shtick?

I'm assuming tomorrow, July 7th?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hey Guster, want to grab a beer some time Tuesday or Wednesday? We plan on going to the 7:00 ball games both days so maybe something earlier?

I PMed you a month ago!!!

You and half the board

 

[Captain Quinoa]

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

Covered wagon would be good for you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

Covered wagon would be good for you.

Reverse California Trail? Then take a left at Missouri?

 

[Josie Maran]

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

Covered wagon would be good for you.

Reverse California Trail? Then take a left at Missouri?

You'll die of dysentery.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

Covered wagon would be good for you.

Reverse California Trail? Then take a left at Missouri?

You'll die of dysentery.

Your face is a broken axle.

 

[bentley]

You could have slept in the house next to us. Bunch a morons from ucla. ####ed up beyond belief. They would have had no clue you were even there.

If I had any idea how to promote myself (hi, bentley)...I could probably stay anywhere for free.

That's me. All self-promotion and PowerPoint anger. And finding creative ways to get paid to drink.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You could have slept in the house next to us. Bunch a morons from ucla. ####ed up beyond belief. They would have had no clue you were even there.

If I had any idea how to promote myself (hi, bentley)...I could probably stay anywhere for free.

That's me. All self-promotion and PowerPoint anger. And finding creative ways to get paid to drink.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure if this has been posted here before. 3:45 of some redneck chick yelling at internet people while her mom acts as hype-man in the background.

NSFW language and there's a nice surprise @ 2:55

Oh, and smallpox is back.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

Covered wagon would be good for you.

Reverse California Trail?

I hear that's your mom's favorite position.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Not sure if this has been posted here before. 3:45 of some redneck chick yelling at internet people while her mom acts as hype-man in the background.

NSFW language and there's a nice surprise @ 2:55

Oh, and smallpox is back.

That. Was. Awesome.

 

[sports_fan]

just put in a brand new toilet seat

 

[shuke]

Hey Guster, want to grab a beer some time Tuesday or Wednesday? We plan on going to the 7:00 ball games both days so maybe something earlier?

I PMed you a month ago!!!

I don't see it, even in my deleted conversations.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

I recently rediscovered Gennesee Cream Ale

Begs for an arrested development remix of "Tennessee"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

On a whim I looked up train/plane fares to Fonzietown. Good freaking gravy.

Covered wagon would be good for you.

Reverse California Trail?

I hear that's your mom's favorite position.

LINK

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys seen those "why I need feminism?" pics?

Best one

 

[DA RAIDERS]

just put in a brand new toilet seat

Otis would be proud.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Not sure if this has been posted here before. 3:45 of some redneck chick yelling at internet people while her mom acts as hype-man in the background.

NSFW language and there's a nice surprise @ 2:55

Oh, and smallpox is back.

That. Was. Awesome.

The hiccups might be my favorite part.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, I hit a 9 year old in the head with a soccer ball from like 30 yards away and made him cry a little bit.

On purpose.

I'm actually really good at soccer, but I generally don't admit it. So let's keep this between us...as far as you know, it was an accident.

Friday this little girl also 9, FB pic of Dylan making the move on her to come later, was going down the slide into the pool and her dad was throwing a football to her so she could catch it as she went in. He kept overthrowing her though. Then mom is trying and she was too quick. The ball then lands at my feet. Kid goes down and throw a bb and it crushes her in the face. #######it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You guys seen those "why I need feminism?" pics?

Best one

I need feminism because these toilets aren't going to clean themselves.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I found out that my KC brethren use "bob of the party" frequently in reference to my showing 8 years ago at my GB's 40th birthday party. jerkoffs