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Potbelly or strawberries?
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Henry Ford
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My stock in Potbelly's has tanked, but I still love them anyway. There's even one at Midway!
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Random notes from my Cincinnati trip:
The Cincinnati airport is actually in Kentucky.
Guster is a phenomenal host and city ambassador. Can't say that enough. If you get the chance to take the "rooftop tour," do it. (I'm pretty sure he didn't even fingerbang my wife!)
The ballpark is awesome and we scored some great seats for two Cubs games. When you sit in the box seats they give a certificate if it's your first game at the GABP. Pretty cool. Unfortunately, both teams did not manage to lose.
Wednesday night after leaving Guster, I drank all of the bourbon in the city limits.
My brother and I ended the night at Madonna's, which evidently is a gay bar (who could have guessed?). Very nice gentlemen in there and very understanding when two drunken idiots walked out with their full drinks in hand.
After drinking all of the bourbon in Cincinnati, I spent the night on the hotel bathroom floor violently vomiting said bourbon back into the sewer system. JFC I felt like absolute death. Even Tuckers (where Guster assured me that I probably would not get shot) couldn't cut through the hangover. I couldn't stomach another drink for almost a whole day, it was so bad.
We did not eat Skyline. Sorry, GBGuster.
The Cincinnati airport is actually in Kentucky.
Guster is a phenomenal host and city ambassador. Can't say that enough. If you get the chance to take the "rooftop tour," do it. (I'm pretty sure he didn't even fingerbang my wife!)
The ballpark is awesome and we scored some great seats for two Cubs games. When you sit in the box seats they give a certificate if it's your first game at the GABP. Pretty cool. Unfortunately, both teams did not manage to lose.
Wednesday night after leaving Guster, I drank all of the bourbon in the city limits.
My brother and I ended the night at Madonna's, which evidently is a gay bar (who could have guessed?). Very nice gentlemen in there and very understanding when two drunken idiots walked out with their full drinks in hand.
After drinking all of the bourbon in Cincinnati, I spent the night on the hotel bathroom floor violently vomiting said bourbon back into the sewer system. JFC I felt like absolute death. Even Tuckers (where Guster assured me that I probably would not get shot) couldn't cut through the hangover. I couldn't stomach another drink for almost a whole day, it was so bad.
We did not eat Skyline. Sorry, GBGuster.
Henry Ford
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I think we should just name the teams that came in #2-4 in the World Cup. Who needs a #1 anyway?
aren't there lots of streets without a #1 address? where did they all go?
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Henry Ford
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Given that numbering systems generally go by blocks - if the street has a block in the 0-100 range, it always does in my experience.
Is that how they number terminals? By block?
General Malaise
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I gotta get to one of these. They opened one up not too far from me. Can't believe I haven't been there yet.
5-ish Finkle
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"Hey, HEY, heeeeeeeeey!!"
Oh, and Newark airport is da debil. No doubt about that. Busy, poor layout, a dump? Check, check and check! Plus, it's in Newark.
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I accidentally used my spooge towel to wipe sweat from my forehead. Odds are good my face is pregnant.
Bob Sacamano
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I don't think they're rankings. Is Terminal 1 the best terminal in every other airport?
I have to buy an airport now, just so I can number them any way I want.
Terminal 91
Terminal Φ
Terminal XXV
Terminal ..---
krista, can I borrow some airport money?
Bob Sacamano
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Though that might make them more interesting. Handle it like the AP poll.
"Teminal 3 beat Terminal 1 by 15,000 pasengers last week, and it added a new White Castle between gates A21 and A23. It looks like some voters are moving it up for the passenger count and some are moving it down for the White Castle. But in the end, Terminal 3 moves up in the rankings, while Terminal 1 falls all the way to 3rd. So Terminal 3 is now Terminal 1, Terminal 1 is now Terminal 3, and Terminal 2, of course, remains Terminal 2. It hasn't been Terminal 1 in 4,119 weeks, though some fans are protesting, citing an East of the tram bias."
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"No, I missed my connection in Rapey Dickmitten again. Yeah, I missed the shakeup in the coach poll and went to the old Terminal 3."
General Malaise
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I learned two new things today:
1) There's an airport called Bill & Hillary Clinton Airport. Had no clue. Not surprised it's the first worst considering Little Rock is a fart box.
B) I have a board meeting today at Paddy's Bar & Grill. Our female president emailed us all to say she was looking forward to a very refreshing "Rader" at the meeting on this incredibly hot day. A "Rader" is beer and lemonade mixed together. Never heard of that in my life. And though I'd rather drink from the toilet, I could see it being a treat for the womens and men who eat sweets for breakfast.
1) There's an airport called Bill & Hillary Clinton Airport. Had no clue. Not surprised it's the first worst considering Little Rock is a fart box.
B) I have a board meeting today at Paddy's Bar & Grill. Our female president emailed us all to say she was looking forward to a very refreshing "Rader" at the meeting on this incredibly hot day. A "Rader" is beer and lemonade mixed together. Never heard of that in my life. And though I'd rather drink from the toilet, I could see it being a treat for the womens and men who eat sweets for breakfast.
beer + lemonade = shandy to most
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shandy
mentions Radler here too
that wikipedia page mentions beer mixed with cola. never heard of that. sounds weird.
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General Malaise
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Doesn't help that I misspelled it.
The Radler (cyclist) Biermischgetränk has a long history in German-speaking regions. It consists of a 50:50 mixture of beer and German-style lemonade (notAmerican-style lemonade, but sparkling lemon soda, similar but not identical to Sprite or 7 Up).
In northern Germany, a half-and-half made of Pilsner beer and lemon soda is known as an Alster (short for Alsterwasser).
In southern Germany, a mix of Weißbier and lemon soda is called a "Russ'" (Russian). "Paulaner (Menu) Wiesbaden, DE". Retrieved 21 May 2013.
The invention of the Radler has been widely attributed to the Munich gastronomer Franz Xaver Kugler in 1922. However, the recipe had been mentioned as early as 1912.[1] Nowadays, the Radler is drunk not only in Bavaria, but also in all of Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, Slovakia,Netherlands and Slovenia.
During the summer months, the Radler is very popular due to its reputation of being a thirst-quencher.[2]
Bob Sacamano
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It's really a shame GM wasn't at Beerhole. It would have been fun to hear Bill say, "...and one guy in the group looks like the love child of Casper the Ghost and The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Yeah, take him a Strawberry Daquiri served in a waffle cone."
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Dan Lambskin
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Do you guys think my female coworker would take it as a compliment if I told her she looked like Belle Knox?
charvik
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GM, next time you go for a run or bike ride, maybe swap out your Gatorade for a refreshing Radler?
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