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[DA RAIDERS]

I've been up since 350am yesterday. Maybe 2 hours sleep combined starting at 10pm last night until now.

He's a good guy though.

Get used to it.

 

[Annyong]

I've been up since 350am yesterday. Maybe 2 hours sleep combined starting at 10pm last night until now.

He's a good guy though.

Get used to it.

Holy hell i remember those days. Some of you may remember me wanting to throw my son through the wall at one point.

 

[General Malaise]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

Sorry to bring sad news, but despite my drunken efforts last night, I was shot down at a bar by lovely girl who I think lied about being a lesbian just to get me to leave her alone. Not exactly the same as Stuart Scott, but still tear-worthy.

I think you were thisclose to turning her back to the good side, but she chickened out at the last minute. Good effort, man.

Sitting at this bar with work people after a Chamber of Commerce thing and I'm on my 7th Jack and coke when 2 very good looking girls come in and sit down on the 2 stools to my side. They have a couple drinks and then one of them gets up and goes to the bathroom. All of sudden some guy walks up to the other girl (sitting right next to me) and says something to her about going for a walk on the beach at sunset. She says "wow, that's a pathetic pick up line, I wouldn't even let you buy me a drink" The guy walks away and I laughed pretty loudly so she turns to me and we have this exchange:

Her: can you believe he said that?

Me: Totally pathetic and cheesy

Her: Yep, the cheesiest.

Me: Soooo.... how about we make love by a mountain stream surrounded by singing unicorns?

Her: Haha, tempting but I'm gonna say no.

Me: Why do you hate unicorns?

Her: Sorry you're not my type, and my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate it.

Me: I don't believe you.

Her: That I have a girlfriend?

Me: You think you're the first beautiful girl to pretend to be a lesbian to get rid of me?

Her: Probably not.

Me: Ok, prove it, when she comes back over here, start making out with her get all touchy feely.

Her: Tempting but no chance. Have a good night and you might want to get that BBQ sauce off your chin.

The other girl came back and they got up and headed for the door. I yelled to her as they left "so I'll just meet you at the mountain stream". I went home alone, but I drank alot and had a delicious pulled pork sandwich so it wasn't a bad night.

God I love you.

 

[Abraham]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

That's Step 8.

Your face is Step 8.

I'm five days in. Not a drop since Friday night. The hardest part is between 5pm and 6:30pm when my habit of cracking open a beer is most ingrained. Getting from 5pm to 7pm is the challenge.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

That's Step 8.

Your face is Step 8.

I'm five days in. Not a drop since Friday night. The hardest part is between 5pm and 6:30pm when my habit of cracking open a beer is most ingrained. Getting from 5pm to 7pm is the challenge.

Keep it up, bAbe.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

Nope

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

:confetti:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's the GMTAN consensus on mint chocolate chip ice cream?

Gotta be top 3 ice cream if all time

Always my go to ice cream as a kid. Now they have all of these famcy flavors.

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

That's Step 8.

Your face is Step 8.

I'm five days in. Not a drop since Friday night. The hardest part is between 5pm and 6:30pm when my habit of cracking open a beer is most ingrained. Getting from 5pm to 7pm is the challenge.

Keep it up, bAbe.

 

[Frostillicus]

Had my work performance review today: Meets Expectations!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What's the GMTAN consensus on mint chocolate chip ice cream?

Terrible

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Keep it up babe.

I didn't drink for nearly a year because of The Gout. I lost my ability to get HAMMERED and function the next day. It used to be easy, dare I say normal. It was even a point of pride. Turns out not being able to do this is a good thing. I drink WAY less now, simply because I can't function the next day or sometimes for 2 days. I still get HAMSKIIED from time to time, but it's rare.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Mint chip is awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Had my work performance review today: Meets Expectations!!

Congrats?

On the same topic, I can tell my stress level is off the rails because I've seen about half a dozen really hot women around my neighborhood all happy and stuff this morning and afternoon. All I could think was how much I hated them for doing nothing but banging their rich husbands.

 

[Gadzooks]

Had my work performance review today: Meets Expectations!!

We knew you could do it!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Mint Chocolate Chip is no Peppermint, that's for sure.

 

[Guster]

I'm not a big fan of ice cream in general

Not saying that I don't like it, but there are just other treats I would rather have

That said, Mint Chocolate Chip is tasty, especially when they don't put the creepy green dye in it

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Mint and chocolate should not be combined.

 

[Ignoramus]

What's the GMTAN consensus on mint chocolate chip ice cream?

Gotta be top 3 ice cream if all time

At Baskin Robbins a scoop of mint chocolate chip and a scoop of chocolate peanut butter has been the only thing I've had there for the last 30 years.

 

[Osaurus]

I'm not a big fan of ice cream in general

Not saying that I don't like it, but there are just other treats I would rather have

That said, Mint Chocolate Chip is tasty, especially when they don't put the creepy green dye in it

Yup. Like Breyers for this exact reason.

 

[General Malaise]

Mint and chocolate should not be combined.

You start dumping on Andy's Candies and we're going to take this outside.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Mint and chocolate should not be combined.

I don't even know what planet some of you people were raised on.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

What's the GMTAN consensus on mint chocolate chip ice cream?

Terrible

YOUR FACE IS TERRIBLE!!!

 

[Ignoramus]

Had my work performance review today: Meets Expectations!!

"Rarely drunk when he shows up for work."

 

[ScottNorwood]

Ok - I'll be honest. I mentioned mint chocolate chip ice cream because I knew it would turn you guys against each other. Then I wanted to sit back and watch you attack each other. It was a troll comment. I apologize.

 

[strykerpks]

Mint Oreo. Now that's where it's at

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I had my half-year review today. My boss, who generally is a confused man that doesn't do a whole lot and actually sleeps at his desk on occasion told me I'm doing a "awesome job". He didn't bother to fill out the little packet that we have for these types of things but offered that I go ahead and fill it out myself if I want.

So there you have it, I impress a guy that sleeps at his desk.

 

[General Malaise]

Ok - I'll be honest. I mentioned mint chocolate chip ice cream because I knew it would turn you guys against each other. Then I wanted to sit back and watch you attack each other. It was a troll comment. I apologize.

We really are a ridiculous lot.

 

[General Malaise]

I had my half-year review today. My boss, who generally is a confused man that doesn't do a whole lot and actually sleeps at his desk on occasion told me I'm doing a "awesome job". He didn't bother to fill out the little packet that we have for these types of things but offered that I go ahead and fill it out myself if I want.

So there you have it, I impress a guy that sleeps at his desk.

How do I get his job?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Keep it up babe.

I didn't drink for nearly a year because of The Gout. I lost my ability to get HAMMERED and function the next day. It used to be easy, dare I say normal. It was even a point of pride. Turns out not being able to do this is a good thing. I drink WAY less now, simply because I can't function the next day or sometimes for 2 days. I still get HAMSKIIED from time to time, but it's rare.

beerhole wasn't good for my gout. couldn't walk yesterday.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I had my half-year review today. My boss, who generally is a confused man that doesn't do a whole lot and actually sleeps at his desk on occasion told me I'm doing a "awesome job". He didn't bother to fill out the little packet that we have for these types of things but offered that I go ahead and fill it out myself if I want.

So there you have it, I impress a guy that sleeps at his desk.

"Does not make loud or startling noises, or turn on lights unnecessarily. - Exceeds expectations"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Shuke at the airport?

 

[Frostillicus]

Had my work performance review today: Meets Expectations!!

"Rarely drunk when he shows up for work."

 

[Osaurus]

Shuke at the airport?

Newark or DFW?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Is it bad that I'm rooting for the kids on the rock wall to give up so my daughter can get her turn sooner

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Shuke at the airport?

Newark or DFW?

Bill and Roger Clinton in Pine Bluff

 

[Stoneys]

Shuke at the airport?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had my half-year review today. My boss, who generally is a confused man that doesn't do a whole lot and actually sleeps at his desk on occasion told me I'm doing a "awesome job". He didn't bother to fill out the little packet that we have for these types of things but offered that I go ahead and fill it out myself if I want.

So there you have it, I impress a guy that sleeps at his desk.

If you impressed a guy that masturbates at his desk then I would be your boss.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I had my half-year review today. My boss, who generally is a confused man that doesn't do a whole lot and actually sleeps at his desk on occasion told me I'm doing a "awesome job". He didn't bother to fill out the little packet that we have for these types of things but offered that I go ahead and fill it out myself if I want.

So there you have it, I impress a guy that sleeps at his desk.

If you impressed a guy that masturbates at his desk then I would be your boss.

 

[General Malaise]

Annyog - hope your brother's wife is OK. Have you talked to him?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The other day I drove to a nearby church because they have a box where you can donate clothes to charity, and not one of those stupid for-profit boxes where they just turn around and sell your stuff. The charity was for mentally handicapped kids, although that is not Jermaine to this story.

Anyway, you have to drive all the way behind this church, and what should I happen upon behind the church, not visible from the road, but three Alameda County sheriffs just sitting in their vehicles gabbing away like hens.

Is there someone I can complain to about this? Besides you guys, I mean.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The other day I drove to a nearby church because they have a box where you can donate clothes to charity, and not one of those stupid for-profit boxes where they just turn around and sell your stuff. The charity was for mentally handicapped kids, although that is not Jermaine to this story.

Anyway, you have to drive all the way behind this church, and what should I happen upon behind the church, not visible from the road, but three Alameda County sheriffs just sitting in their vehicles gabbing away like hens.

Is there someone I can complain to about this? Besides you guys, I mean.

You want to complain about having to drive all the way behind the church?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The other day I drove to a nearby church because they have a box where you can donate clothes to charity, and not one of those stupid for-profit boxes where they just turn around and sell your stuff. The charity was for mentally handicapped kids, although that is not Jermaine to this story.

Anyway, you have to drive all the way behind this church, and what should I happen upon behind the church, not visible from the road, but three Alameda County sheriffs just sitting in their vehicles gabbing away like hens.

Is there someone I can complain to about this? Besides you guys, I mean.

I hate both of these things with a passion. Also people that decide to wash their windows going down the highway ####### up everybody else's clean car. Rape and genocide too I guess.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Ok - I'll be honest. I mentioned mint chocolate chip ice cream because I knew it would turn you guys against each other. Then I wanted to sit back and watch you attack each other. It was a troll comment. I apologize.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

 

[krista4]

OMFG I don't know if I can type in this thread. A friend from Memphis hooked us up with a ton of Oregon wineries (he's a bon vivant who visits these several times a year) and they not only bring out the owner's daughter or Eddie from the back every time we show up, but they're pouring us ALL their wines and then giving us the industry discount (30%) when we buy. I have no money left and am day-drunk, again. ####### glorious. Good night.

 

[Annyong]

Annyog - hope your brother's wife is OK. Have you talked to him?

I haven't heard from them, trying not to be intrusive. Crossing my fingers.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

OMFG I don't know if I can type in this thread. A friend from Memphis hooked us up with a ton of Oregon wineries (he's a bon vivant who visits these several times a year) and they not only bring out the owner's daughter or Eddie from the back every time we show up, but they're pouring us ALL their wines and then giving us the industry discount (30%) when we buy. I have no money left and am day-drunk, again. ####### glorious. Good night.

Your face is glorious

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Seems like I may have done that wrong.

 

[krista4]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

Is he dying again? I don't think I can watch if it's anything like Valvano's speech, which all these years later makes me sob like a baby.

Kritta- I think Brandon is on 670 score now

Yeah, he's back in Chicago, having crapped out the ME as expected. Think he's still leading Player of the Year and is now going to Australia for the tourneys there in October. I believe he'll be selling some action before that, if anyone's interested.

BTWWTF is Mr. Vanilla Chip ice cream?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Eddie from the back sounds scary

 

[kevzilla]

OMFG I don't know if I can type in this thread. A friend from Memphis hooked us up with a ton of Oregon wineries (he's a bon vivant who visits these several times a year) and they not only bring out the owner's daughter or Eddie from the back every time we show up, but they're pouring us ALL their wines and then giving us the industry discount (30%) when we buy. I have no money left and am day-drunk, again. ####### glorious. Good night.

Happy Birthday!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I tried buying wine from a winery in Oregon. Shipping... to a locale in Oregon... was more than the wine itself. I'm guessing it has something to do with their communist gas attendants.