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is it really cos' birthday? I have my doubts.

whatever. happy birthday, krista.
This is a good point; didn't he mention last year that this was just a made-up date he put in? Maybe one of the Stoner Poodle's birthdays? Or he's just trying to sponge off my bday.

 
Tanner, the "you can tell it's an xxxx because of the way it is" and "that's pretty neat" lines have become part of my mom's and stepfather's daily repertoire now. :lol:

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.
So you're my new go-to for meds, right?

This could be a good test of her coolness. "Hey hon, my friend from the interwebs needs some Adderall and Viagra...can you help him out?"

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.
So you're my new go-to for meds, right?

This could be a good test of her coolness. "Hey hon, my friend from the interwebs needs some Adderall and Viagra...can you help him out?"
I have adderall and xanax in my medicine cabinet. what happens if I take them both at once?

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.
So you're my new go-to for meds, right?This could be a good test of her coolness. "Hey hon, my friend from the interwebs needs some Adderall and Viagra...can you help him out?"
I have adderall and xanax in my medicine cabinet. what happens if I take them both at once?
Nothing, I assume.

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.
So you're my new go-to for meds, right?This could be a good test of her coolness. "Hey hon, my friend from the interwebs needs some Adderall and Viagra...can you help him out?"
I have adderall and xanax in my medicine cabinet. what happens if I take them both at once?
Nothing, I assume.
What could go wrong?

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.
So you're my new go-to for meds, right?This could be a good test of her coolness. "Hey hon, my friend from the interwebs needs some Adderall and Viagra...can you help him out?"
I have adderall and xanax in my medicine cabinet. what happens if I take them both at once?
Nothing, I assume.
What could go wrong?
I get punched in the face and go to jail?

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.
So you're my new go-to for meds, right?This could be a good test of her coolness. "Hey hon, my friend from the interwebs needs some Adderall and Viagra...can you help him out?"
I have adderall and xanax in my medicine cabinet. what happens if I take them both at once?
Nothing, I assume.
What could go wrong?
I get punched in the face and go to jail?
It's date night already?

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.
So you're my new go-to for meds, right?This could be a good test of her coolness. "Hey hon, my friend from the interwebs needs some Adderall and Viagra...can you help him out?"
I have adderall and xanax in my medicine cabinet. what happens if I take them both at once?
Nothing, I assume.
What could go wrong?
I get punched in the face and go to jail?
It's date night already?
I'm glad you people understand me.

 
huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.
Is it ethical for her to give you medical aid after she beats the #### out of you?
What do I know about ethics? I'm a lawyer.

I'm just hoping she can diagnose the early signs of liver failure and maybe knows what to do if my erection lasts for more than four hours.
So you're my new go-to for meds, right?This could be a good test of her coolness. "Hey hon, my friend from the interwebs needs some Adderall and Viagra...can you help him out?"
I have adderall and xanax in my medicine cabinet. what happens if I take them both at once?
Let me know. Never taken adderal. But I'll take some norco 10's

 
Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

 

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