GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

They can have my batter-dipped, deep fried wiener when they pry it from my fat greasy fingers.

Pretty much how I've always pictured you going. Multiple TVs in the room, one with 18 year olds doing porn , one with an animated adult cartoon, and one playing some movie so awful, it's great. Miller lite cans everywhere, perhaps a pile of paraphernalia. You've added a corn dog to the image but it works. You're quite old though. Makes the porn pervier.

I wouldn't need to go to heaven...I'd already be there.

 

[Henry Ford]

Pretty excited about our Bills this year, Aaron.

Ah, Bills fans. Way to focus on his one-handed catch and not the fact that he tripped and fell when he was running routes while a coach in street clothes was "covering" him.

 

[General Malaise]

Jeremy Guy ‏@JGuyMAC 46m

BREAKING: Bowling Green Picked To Win 2014 MAC Football Championship. Preseason Poll: http://mac-sports.com/news/2014/7/22/FB_0722144929.aspx #MACtion

Their offense is gonna be incredible this year.

Mid-major football is adorable.

Easy, killer...

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

I hate that we live in a world where this question has to be asked.

Seriously.

 

[General Malaise]

Ended up going with a brass cat. It seemed appropriate for many reasons.

I actually found it on Etsy, priced at $210.00, then searched around and found it on E-bay for significantly less. Looks like it was the same seller because it isn't listed on Etsy any longer. Saving money makes me happy.

I still don't understand what happened with the last statue....you thought it was an original work of art from the 1800s, then found out it was just a copy/reproduction of an original? What was the lady's defense to this? What was she charging you? I'm so confused.

 

[General Malaise]

Why not buy her a bronze medal from some down and out former Olympian pawning their wares on Ebay? That's what I'm going to do in the event I ever last 19 years with another human.

 

[General Malaise]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

That all sounds good. Salsa and chicken are a little different than powdered sugar and sickly sweet syrup.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pretty excited about our Bills this year, Aaron.

Sammy + Spiller = Speed

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pretty excited about our Bills this year, Aaron.

Ah, Bills fans. Way to focus on his one-handed catch and not the fact that he tripped and fell when he was running routes while a coach in street clothes was "covering" him.

shame on you

 

[Osaurus]

I can eat a salad every day of the week.

Weren't we talking about delicious pancake/sausage corndogs???

These are delicious fake blueberry flavor

It can have those too

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

Pancake House? Is it some kind of daycare?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ended up going with a brass cat. It seemed appropriate for many reasons.

I actually found it on Etsy, priced at $210.00, then searched around and found it on E-bay for significantly less. Looks like it was the same seller because it isn't listed on Etsy any longer. Saving money makes me happy.

I still don't understand what happened with the last statue....you thought it was an original work of art from the 1800s, then found out it was just a copy/reproduction of an original? What was the lady's defense to this? What was she charging you? I'm so confused.

Her reply:

[SIZE=9pt]Just because you have found other artists who copy Mene's work does not make his work any less authentic. But, on second thought I doubt you will ever be happy with my piece as you already distrust it without seeing it so I am canceling the order as you requested.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=9pt]I didn't bother replying. I can find all kinds of examples of Mene and they all looked a lot better than the one I was bidding on. I could only find one other bronze statue like the one she was selling and I guess it was a reputable auction house and the base it was mounted on was completely different than the one she was selling. Based on how lousy the signature was, her statue was a recasting at best IMO. I doubt it was 1 of 2 by a pretty famous guy based on the price she was asking. Plus It makes me more than a little leery to see the exact same statue, sold at 10+different places, with a different artist's signature on it. I didn't even bother replying to her since my money got refunded.[/SIZE]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ended up going with a brass cat. It seemed appropriate for many reasons.

I actually found it on Etsy, priced at $210.00, then searched around and found it on E-bay for significantly less. Looks like it was the same seller because it isn't listed on Etsy any longer. Saving money makes me happy.

never heard of esty before. Interesting. Is it on an eBay or Craigslist level on the scam meter?

Not sure. They have a lot unique items on it which I like.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

Corn bread is horrible.

This probably sounds kind of odd coming from me but you may have brain damage.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ended up going with a brass cat. It seemed appropriate for many reasons.

I actually found it on Etsy, priced at $210.00, then searched around and found it on E-bay for significantly less. Looks like it was the same seller because it isn't listed on Etsy any longer. Saving money makes me happy.

never heard of esty before. Interesting. Is it on an eBay or Craigslist level on the scam meter?

Not sure. They have a lot unique items on it which I like.

I hear they have cool knit caps that don't fit on giant ladyheads.

 

[FDAS]

Do we hate all salads, lettuce on sandwiches, or just lettuce in general? Is spinach ok?

iceberg lettuce sucks, spinach is good. arugula is best

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why not buy her a bronze medal from some down and out former Olympian pawning their wares on Ebay? That's what I'm going to do in the event I ever last 19 years with another human.

She has been wanting to get a cat or another dog. This is all I'm willing to commit to. Seemed perfect.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Do we hate all salads, lettuce on sandwiches, or just lettuce in general? Is spinach ok?

iceberg lettuce sucks, spinach is good. arugula is best

YOUR FACE IS BEST!!!

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Wait.

Dammit!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Today for lunch I made a BBQ grilled chicken wrap with home grown tomatoes and feta cheese. On the side I had some honey dew melon, some cantaloupe and a spinach salad with home grown cucumber, carrots, red pepper, feta and Kalamata olives.

Suck it GMTAN.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Today for lunch I made a BBQ grilled chicken wrap with home grown tomatoes and feta cheese. On the side I had some honey dew melon, some cantaloupe and a spinach salad with home grown cucumber, carrots, red pepper, feta and Kalamata olives.

Suck it GMTAN.

Wtf is wrong with you? Chicken!?!?!? :X

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

loofah?

I think that's the hard thing that looks and feels like a petrified sponge.

oh, damn, you're right

let's go with pouf... or koosh ball

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Henry Ford> get some

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ended up going with a brass cat. It seemed appropriate for many reasons.

I actually found it on Etsy, priced at $210.00, then searched around and found it on E-bay for significantly less. Looks like it was the same seller because it isn't listed on Etsy any longer. Saving money makes me happy.

LINK

 

[bentley]

I can now add "teaches underprivileged middle schoolers about aerodynamics" and "presents on driving safety while wearing a full body crash test dummy suit" to my resume. What a weird week. Capping it off Friday with lunch with Abe unless he bigtimes me again.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For your mom next mother's day

I bet it is

 

[Drifter]

I can now add "teaches underprivileged middle schoolers about aerodynamics" and "presents on driving safety while wearing a full body crash test dummy suit" to my resume. What a weird week. Capping it off Friday with lunch with Abe unless he bigtimes me again.

The problem with explaining scientific concepts with a drawl is that everybody just assumes you are making everything up.

 

[bentley]

I can now add "teaches underprivileged middle schoolers about aerodynamics" and "presents on driving safety while wearing a full body crash test dummy suit" to my resume. What a weird week. Capping it off Friday with lunch with Abe unless he bigtimes me again.

The problem with explaining scientific concepts with a drawl is that everybody just assumes you are making everything up.

I just tried to relate everything to NASCAR.

To your point, Bernouille is a nine syllable word when I say it.

 

[Henry Ford]

Henry Ford> get some

Sammy Watkins reporting, alone, for an offseason practice at the Bills training center at 6:45 a.m. “He wanted to get his footwork that he’d been taught right,’’

Sounds like he might get that whole "walking" thing down pretty soon.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Sorry shuke

 

[Henry Ford]

I can now add "teaches underprivileged middle schoolers about aerodynamics" and "presents on driving safety while wearing a full body crash test dummy suit" to my resume. What a weird week. Capping it off Friday with lunch with Abe unless he bigtimes me again.

The problem with explaining scientific concepts with a drawl is that everybody just assumes you are making everything up.

I just tried to relate everything to NASCAR.

To your point, Bernouille is a nine syllable word when I say it.

Isn't that one of the mother sauces?

 

[Ignoramus]

I bet it is

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wait, are Brewers fans talking smack these days? That's a thing now?

 

[FDAS]

Wait, are Brewers fans talking smack these days? That's a thing now?

They don't call Milwaukee, "the city of champions" for no reason.

 

[mr. furley]

ttt

 

[Jayrod]

ttt

 

[bostonfred]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

loofah?

I think that's the hard thing that looks and feels like a petrified sponge.

expert disagrees

 

[General Malaise]

Just tried to paint my daughter's toenails for the first time. A wise idea this was not.

Ladies, say I painted most of her foot as a hypothetical... What do I use to get this stuff off? Alcohol didn't work, hypothetical y.

 

[Drifter]

Just tried to paint my daughter's toenails for the first time. A wise idea this was not.

Ladies, say I painted most of her foot as a hypothetical... What do I use to get this stuff off? Alcohol didn't work, hypothetical y.

They make "nail polish" for kids that just washes off for future reference.

 

[guru_007]

Just tried to paint my daughter's toenails for the first time. A wise idea this was not.

Ladies, say I painted most of her foot as a hypothetical... What do I use to get this stuff off? Alcohol didn't work, hypothetical y.

They make "nail polish" for kids that just washes off for future reference.

Have you tried an item called "nail polish remover"?

 

[General Malaise]

Just tried to paint my daughter's toenails for the first time. A wise idea this was not.

Ladies, say I painted most of her foot as a hypothetical... What do I use to get this stuff off? Alcohol didn't work, hypothetical y.

They make "nail polish" for kids that just washes off for future reference.

Have you tried an item called "nail polish remover"?

Isn't that for taking it off the nails? Smells like Agent Orange anytime it's opened. Safe?

 

[General Malaise]

Oh and to answer the question of "worst American adult beverage", the answer is unequivocally Great America's " Carolina Clear". Bills itself as a "Malt Substitute Beer". I was dared to finish one. I could not. I'll drink just about anything. Not this.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oh and to answer the question of "worst American adult beverage", the answer is unequivocally Great America's " Carolina Clear". Bills itself as a "Malt Substitute Beer". I was dared to finish one. I could not. I'll drink just about anything. Not this.

You've obviously never tried Malort.http://www.thrillist.com/drink/chicago/14-things-you-didn-t-know-about-malort-thrillist-chicago

 

[shuke]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

I'd need to know if Shuke considers this a sandwich

No. It's a wrap.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh and to answer the question of "worst American adult beverage", the answer is unequivocally Great America's " Carolina Clear". Bills itself as a "Malt Substitute Beer". I was dared to finish one. I could not. I'll drink just about anything. Not this.

You've obviously never tried Malort.

I have not. Have you tried this one? I think this is an honest contender.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Food snobs - I plan on surprising my wife for her birthday by staying home from work and cooking. What's the most pretentious meal I can prepare?

 

[shuke]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

loofah?

Loofah

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

See my link I edited in. Malort is godawful but somehow people drink it here.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Food snobs - I plan on surprising my wife for her birthday by staying home from work and cooking. What's the most pretentious meal I can prepare?

Fried chicken skin.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Keep in mind that my wife is Filipina - so dog?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh and to answer the question of "worst American adult beverage", the answer is unequivocally Great America's " Carolina Clear". Bills itself as a "Malt Substitute Beer". I was dared to finish one. I could not. I'll drink just about anything. Not this.

Had a watermelon beer at Max's in balmer once.