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-fish- said:
Bob Sacamano said:
-fish- said:
I got superhumanly drunk at a golf tournament yesterday. In the morning, I ran into woman I met once before at an event. She's very attractive and fun to be around. I asked her out and she said yes, and that she had been hoping to see me at this thing. In the afternoon, I invited her out with a group of people that had left the tournament due to rain. We went to bar and played darts. I unfortunately drank about 40 shots and became a babbling idiot.

She didn't respond to my text today, leading to believe I managed to both get my chance and blow it in a matter of hours.
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Is anybody else secretly hoping fish turns into knuckles and starts texting her constantly, just to flip the script a little?
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I happen to be going to her orifice today.
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-fish- said:
I got superhumanly drunk at a golf tournament yesterday. In the morning, I ran into woman I met once before at an event. She's very attractive and fun to be around. I asked her out and she said yes, and that she had been hoping to see me at this thing. In the afternoon, I invited her out with a group of people that had left the tournament due to rain. We went to bar and played darts. I unfortunately drank about 40 shots and became a babbling idiot.

She didn't respond to my text today, leading to believe I managed to both get my chance and blow it in a matter of hours.
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It is the next day. Don't worry about it. Maybe she's just hungover.

 
My sister just moved into a new place. She asked the landlord for a cable box which she's willing to pay for of course, and he is resisting because she needs to be spending more time "studying the Bible." She's a Christian already, FWIW.

So this should be neat.

 
"Good said:
My sister just moved into a new place. She asked the landlord for a cable box which she's willing to pay for of course, and he is resisting because she needs to be spending more time "studying the Bible." She's a Christian already, FWIW.

So this should be neat.
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Guarantee there's a hidden camera in the bathroom

 
DA RAIDERS said:
bostonfred said:
i took a crap the other day and it was black and i freaked the #### out. i know red means you might have a roid or maybe you ate beets so don't freak out right away, but i thought black meant you were dying. i seriously almost threw up on the empty package of oreos in the trash can.
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Did you drink a grip of red wine?
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i thought only people from Beloit referred to quantities as "grip"

 
"Good said:
My sister just moved into a new place. She asked the landlord for a cable box which she's willing to pay for of course, and he is resisting because she needs to be spending more time "studying the Bible." She's a Christian already, FWIW.

So this should be neat.
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What kind of place? Room, apartment? Does the landlord live on site?

 
Henry Ford said:
"Good said:
My sister just moved into a new place. She asked the landlord for a cable box which she's willing to pay for of course, and he is resisting because she needs to be spending more time "studying the Bible." She's a Christian already, FWIW.

So this should be neat.
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What kind of place? Room, apartment? Does the landlord live on site?
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Room, and yes. He lives downstairs, she lives upstairs.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
My sister just moved into a new place. She asked the landlord for a cable box which she's willing to pay for of course, and he is resisting because she needs to be spending more time "studying the Bible." She's a Christian already, FWIW.

So this should be neat.
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Oof. Any way she can keep this going and then one day just throw down some sort of ACLU-backed suit?

 
mr roboto said:
Dying laughing at Red Tape Street Fighter videos

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Some how Street Fighter never ended up on my radar. When it came out I was out getting polluted and bird-dogging skirts. There was about a 5 year period where I didn't set foot in an arcade.

I think I went from Karate Champ to Virtua Fighter and skipped right over Street Fighter.

BTW you did NOT want to challenge me at VF. I used Wolf just to give my opponent somewhat of a chance...and to crush all of their dreams.

 
GPJ's sister's landlord is trying to become The Most Punchable Man in America. Cutler, of course, is still on top. However, he has been passed in the World rankings by Vladimir Putin and Jeremy Clarkson.

 
Gadzooks said:
When I'm bored I go back to random pages in this thread (and then usually waste a couple hours reading a couple hundred pages) Anyways, I picked page 1250 as a random page and I found this:

YSR said:
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.

shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45. :shrug:

2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.

3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
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I just went back to see if I had ever commented that I used to own a shirt exactly like that. Just went to take a shticky picture but I think I donated it.

CRAZY, RIGHT?

 
Dad went home today. Felling okay. I guess they're just going to wait to see if he starts bleeding again and if so, he has to go back for some catheter procedure to find the source.

Thanks everyone for the kind words.

 
You know, when I left Chicago I had lived in my house there for six years. :shock: Things have really gone off the rails since then.

 
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