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poor johnnycakes got SLAUGHTERED for talking about going to China to meet a woman. bashing chet-shtick is/was well known. but NOBODY dare say a bad thing about k4. is it impathy?

I like this word.

 

[SofaKings]

krista has a butler from uzbekistan? That is very cool.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, since we all did such a bang-up job naming Leeroy's kid, can y'all name mine? We're at a complete loss. Last name is Owen so I think a one-syllable name would work best (or maybe a three-syllable?).

I thought we decided on "Buck"?

 

[SofaKings]

Classes like History (sorry tanner, it happened) should not be worried about as they are mostly memorization anyway, and that anyone can find dates, facts about history online. Kids should be taught to think, duh, and arts and maths should be more weighted to add to critical thinking, problem solving.

Yeah no analysis or critical thinking involved in the study of History. None. Zilch. Zero. Nil. Nailed it.

Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

 

[GroveDiesel]

I don't like krista either, but that's entirely because she has a lot of cats and I don't trust people with a lot of cats. Anyone that has that many demons from hell can tolerate has to be pretty shady.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We're certainly not doomed to repeat it

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Given that I won't be going anywhere, nor will I be changing in any sense my style of posting that is so offensive only to you, I'd suggest putting me on ignore. Or, continue to make yourself look like a jackass with these posts you make. Up to you, of course.

STOP FIGHTING, MOM AND DAD!

Yeah, watching K4 and Furley fight reminds me of how my own parents fought before they got a divorce. Except my mom only had one house and my dad wasn't a quadroon.

 

[Henry Ford]

Given that I won't be going anywhere, nor will I be changing in any sense my style of posting that is so offensive only to you, I'd suggest putting me on ignore. Or, continue to make yourself look like a jackass with these posts you make. Up to you, of course.

STOP FIGHTING, MOM AND DAD!

Yeah, watching K4 and Furley fight reminds me of how my own parents fought before they got a divorce. Except my mom only had one house and my dad wasn't a quadroon.

At least nobody showed up with the drunken neighbor lady and made you call her "mom."

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

why is everyone afraid of k4? anyone else in this thread moves 6 times in this short a span and it's 2 pages of questioning whether the guy's wife is cheating on him with a fella that has ball cancer and 15 fingers

oh man now you did it

Did what? Made yet another pitiful attempt at putting me down? SHOCKING.

Is this Furley vs K4 beef real?

i'm just curious why everyone is terrified of saying anything bad about her constant look at me posting

Because she is a good, nice and honest person and nobody (or at least me) perceives the posts as "look at me"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Let's lighten the mood with some trash.

F you guys

Great party!

Apparently HJS recently got into graphic design.

Thorn really has hit rock-bottom.

 

[krista4]

poor johnnycakes got SLAUGHTERED for talking about going to China to meet a woman. bashing chet-shtick is/was well known. but NOBODY dare say a bad thing about k4. is it impathy?

I like this word.

krista has a butler from uzbekistan? That is very cool.

Sofa!!!

Kazahkstan. Only peons with solely one house wouldn't know the Uzbeks can't properly serve as manservants. They have absolutely no training in foot-washing or palm-frond-fanning.

Also, since we all did such a bang-up job naming Leeroy's kid, can y'all name mine? We're at a complete loss. Last name is Owen so I think a one-syllable name would work best (or maybe a three-syllable?).

I thought we decided on "Buck"?

Asked and not answered, bub.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Given that I won't be going anywhere, nor will I be changing in any sense my style of posting that is so offensive only to you, I'd suggest putting me on ignore. Or, continue to make yourself look like a jackass with these posts you make. Up to you, of course.

STOP FIGHTING, MOM AND DAD!

Yeah, watching K4 and Furley fight reminds me of how my own parents fought before they got a divorce. Except my mom only had one house and my dad wasn't a quadroon.

At least nobody showed up with the drunken neighbor lady and made you call her "mom."

LINK

 

[Mr.Pack]

Abe, are you trying to fish me in the Ray Rice thread or just being intentionally dense? You're a smart guy - most likely more intelligent than I am - but you come across as blind hater when any talk trends to the Ravens.

Really? I don't care for the Ravens but I think the NFL looks a lot worse at this point. I don't know what your view on the event is so I wouldn't presume to know how my view runs counter to that. But I can't imagine any logical argument for 2 games being enough. But I'll try and be open minded if you have a different view.

I don't have a different view on Rice - he should've gotten nailed. I think 2 games is a joke. I'd have given him 8, at least.But you - again - drag the Ravens organization into to it as an aside.

I mean, really:The fact that Ravens didn't cut him immediately is telling about their organization

Yeah that's a bit much.

I can't believe they didn't fire Harbaugh and the RB coach too.

 

[Mr.Pack]

why is everyone afraid of k4? anyone else in this thread moves 6 times in this short a span and it's 2 pages of questioning whether the guy's wife is cheating on him with a fella that has ball cancer and 15 fingers

oh man now you did it

Did what? Made yet another pitiful attempt at putting me down? SHOCKING.

Is this Furley vs K4 beef real?

i'm just curious why everyone is terrified of saying anything bad about her constant look at me posting

I'm going to guess that it's not that anyone is terrified of me, but that you are on an island with this opinion.

Jesus, furley. What the hell are you talking about?

yet day after day after day we get "zomg, i'm flying to San Francisco before we go to Portland for vacation and then on to Vancouver to look at a 3rd home for our 4th butler and his Kenyan family that we paid to fly in from Uzbekistan! the whole thing cost less than the home Frosty just bought but i'm not really saving for anything after our 3 weeks in Australia and 2 weeks in Malaysia before we visit my parents in Iceland, so no big deal!" consistent look at me posting

Are you talking about Krista or Rude?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think Furley just wants us to ask him how HE'S doing, right?

So Furls...what's new?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Let's lighten the mood with some trash.

F you guys

I laughed way too hard at this. Tears

 

[heckmanm]

Camembert (runny)

Point Reyes Blue

Aged Gouda

Wensleydale

Sharp Cheddar

Aged Provolone

Czech Sheep's Milk

Gruyere

Feta

Venezuelan Beaver

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

FYI, Krista thoroughly answered my "WTF is wrong with you" question. I still think it's loony, but she has a hoohoo and 19 cats, so it kinda makes sense.

Also, there's no way I'll be able to pay my rent this week, so I'm jumping in behind Bentley on that K4 sugarmomma gravy train. And no worries, Bentley...you'll just feel a little pressure. I'm very gentle.

 

[krista4]

Let's lighten the mood with some trash.

Great party!

So dumb yet funny.

Off-topic (if I knew what the topic were): any of you people know anything about fly-fishing? Mr. krista is interested in it. All I know is that it's difficult. Fun? Tips?

 

[Henry Ford]

Let's lighten the mood with some trash.

Great party!

So dumb yet funny.

Off-topic (if I knew what the topic were): any of you people know anything about fly-fishing? Mr. krista is interested in it. All I know is that it's difficult. Fun? Tips?

Recommend watching A River Runs Through it and the Hannibal TV show.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

FYI, Krista thoroughly answered my "WTF is wrong with you" question. I still think it's loony, but she has a hoohoo and 19 cats, so it kinda makes sense.

Also, there's no way I'll be able to pay my rent this week, so I'm jumping in behind Bentley on that K4 sugarmomma gravy train. And no worries, Bentley...you'll just feel a little pressure. I'm very gentle.

But I'm in front of you for the free money train. You know what though, you can go in front of me because I luff yew.

 

[shuke]

Given that I won't be going anywhere, nor will I be changing in any sense my style of posting that is so offensive only to you, I'd suggest putting me on ignore. Or, continue to make yourself look like a jackass with these posts you make. Up to you, of course.

STOP FIGHTING, MOM AND DAD!

Speaking of which, how's your dad?

Home and feeling good, thanks. Just waiting I guess to see if the bleeding starts again.

 

[shuke]

Going camping tomorrow. Temperature at midnight is supposed to be 77 degrees.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Going camping tomorrow. Temperature at midnight is supposed to be 77 degrees.

Time to get the redneck AC running!

 

[bentley]

FYI, Krista thoroughly answered my "WTF is wrong with you" question. I still think it's loony, but she has a hoohoo and 19 cats, so it kinda makes sense.

Also, there's no way I'll be able to pay my rent this week, so I'm jumping in behind Bentley on that K4 sugarmomma gravy train. And no worries, Bentley...you'll just feel a little pressure. I'm very gentle.

But I'm in front of you for the free money train. You know what though, you can go in front of me because I luff yew.

Look guys, there's plenty of room to line up behind me. Wait, what?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

After sitting through voir dire all day I have a new-found respect for lawyers (real lawyers...the ones that go to court and junk. Not the ones that spend most of their time playing Real Life Monopoly).

Lawyer: You said that you've lived in Kern County for the last 12 years? Where did you live before?

Potential Juror 1: Taft

Lawyer: Taft is in Kern County, no?

Potential Juror 1: Yes but before that I live in San Diego.

Lawyer: When did you move from San Diego to Taft?

Potential Juror 1: 1994 I believe.

Lawyer: So you've been living in Kern County for 20 years not 12, correct.

Potential Juror 1: I guess you could say that.

Another woman just couldn't grasp the idea of "burden of proof". The defense attorney explained it to her about 3 different ways yet she still stated that she thought it was up to him to prove his client's innocence. And this wasn't some sort of act to get out of jury duty. This broad was dumb.

Lawyer: So let's say that somebody you work with started a very bad rumor about you. Do you think that it should be up to you to prove that it wasn't true?

Potential Juror 2: No, because that isn't fair.

Lawyer: Ahhh...so you see the same thing applies to my client. We shouldn't have to prove anything. The DA's must prove their case.

Potential Juror 2: But this is different. A trial like this is very serious...not just a rumor. You should have to prove he didn't do it.

Lawyer:

Another lady said she didn't think she could sit through a trial because she was "assaulted" when she "worked at a prison". Turns out she was doing some field work in psychology at a minimum security community correctional facility and an inmate threw a full can of soda at a window that she was 15 feet from. Just sitting in the jury box made her "heart pound almost out of her chest".

 

[Henry Ford]

Yes, that sounds like a jury.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Going camping tomorrow. Temperature at midnight is supposed to be 77 degrees.

Sounds like San Antonio, Texas. It's a somewhat dry heat though, but what they lose in humidity they make up for in no breeze.

 

[shuke]

Going camping tomorrow. Temperature at midnight is supposed to be 77 degrees.

Time to get the redneck AC running!

No ####. Wish I had had time to do it this week.

 

[shuke]

Another woman just couldn't grasp the idea of "burden of proof". The defense attorney explained it to her about 3 different ways yet she still stated that she thought it was up to him to prove his client's innocence. And this wasn't some sort of act to get out of jury duty. This broad was dumb.

Lawyer: So let's say that somebody you work with started a very bad rumor about you. Do you think that it should be up to you to prove that it wasn't true?

Potential Juror 2: No, because that isn't fair.

Lawyer: Ahhh...so you see the same thing applies to my client. We shouldn't have to prove anything. The DA's must prove their case.

Potential Juror 2: But this is different. A trial like this is very serious...not just a rumor. You should have to prove he didn't do it.

Lawyer:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yes, that sounds like a jury.

See the lawyer thread

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

FYI, Krista thoroughly answered my "WTF is wrong with you" question. I still think it's loony, but she has a hoohoo and 19 cats, so it kinda makes sense.

Also, there's no way I'll be able to pay my rent this week, so I'm jumping in behind Bentley on that K4 sugarmomma gravy train. And no worries, Bentley...you'll just feel a little pressure. I'm very gentle.

But I'm in front of you for the free money train. You know what though, you can go in front of me because I luff yew.

You, my friend, will thoroughly enjoy the reacharound. (We'll be standing backwards)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yes, that sounds like a jury.

See the lawyer thread

Ah screw it. I don't feel like typing it all.

 

[Henry Ford]

Yes, that sounds like a jury.

See the lawyer thread

Attorney I know's kid asked him "how do you pick a jury?"

He replied "Only God can pick a jury. I unpick a jury."

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

 

[Henry Ford]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

They sent me a letter saying I had to go, then sent another saying they didn't need me.

I'll do it, but I think anyone who actually wants to do it, automatically gets disqualified. Seems like a good place to meet fat chicks.

 

[Henry Ford]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

They sent me a letter saying I had to go, then sent another saying they didn't need me. I'll do it, but I think anyone who actually wants to do it, automatically gets disqualified. Seems like a good place to meet fat chicks.

There are also some unbelievably hot jurors.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

I like to think I understand it enough.

 

[shuke]

Not sure what to watch right now. MST 3k or Lolita From Interstellar Space.

 

[krista4]

After sitting through voir dire all day I have a new-found respect for lawyers (real lawyers...the ones that go to court and junk. Not the ones that spend most of their time playing Real Life Monopoly).

That's it; I'm not clicking any more of your links.

 

[kevzilla]

Not sure what to watch right now. MST 3k or Lolita From Interstellar Space.

That's some alien's daughter, guy

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

I like to think I understand it enough.

You've seen the Firm, what else is there to know?

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

I like to think I understand it enough.

You've seen the Firm, what else is there to know?

More than once. And read the book. I'm good to go.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

I like to think I understand it enough.

You've seen the Firm, what else is there to know?

More than once. And read the book. I'm good to go.

Jeanne Tripplehorn has an open restraining order on me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

It can be maddening though (see above). Listening to a bunch of adults basically fail an oral version of an 8th Grade Civics test is scary.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

I like to think I understand it enough.

You've seen the Firm, what else is there to know?

More than once. And read the book. I'm good to go.

Jeanne Tripplehorn has an open restraining order on me.

Makes sense.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

I like to think I understand it enough.

You've seen the Firm, what else is there to know?

I've never gotten called for jury duty. I kind of want to.

It can be fun. Especially if you actually understand the law.

It can be maddening though (see above). Listening to a bunch of adults basically fail an oral version of an 8th Grade Civics test is scary.

So openly laughing/weeping is frowned upon?

 

[Frostillicus]

The guy who started that new Redskins thread is fantastic. I hope he's real.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Henry Ford: I'll probably be put in the box on Monday. I'm tempted to pepper my answers with some sweet SCOTUS decisions.

Lawyer: How would you feel if my client chose not to testify in this trial?

Me: Well according to Ohio v Reiner....

How do you think something like that would go over?