GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

not sure how a guy who spends all his time at THE BEER SPOT should be calling out people for enjoying booze. seems weird, Furley.

 

[Osaurus]

Any advice for how to get affordable data plans for a week in Canada? I'm currently on sprint on a locked phone and the prices they quote me are insane. I'm even willing to "buy/rent" a hot spot for a week, but not sure how to get started on this.

TIA

Just buy a Canadian sort of Tracphone with a replenishable data plan. Saw these when I was in Toronto last time at the airport. Sure they are pretty easy to find.

:honda:

Sure...minus the slang

 

[Osaurus]

Can't we all get along? Jersey Shore Shark Attack is on

 

[kevzilla]

Looking forward to Sharknado 2: The Second One on Wednesday.

 

[Frostillicus]

Can't we all get along? Jersey Shore Shark Attack is on

Unwatchable.

 

[Frostillicus]

Looking forward to Sharknado 2: The Second One on Wednesday.

:dislike:

 

[General Malaise]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

 

[Henry Ford]

You guys are weird.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Thoughts on MegaShark vs. MechaShark?

 

[Henry Ford]

Thoughts on MegaShark vs. MechaShark?

Which one is furley?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Looking forward to Sharknado 2: The Second One on Wednesday.

:dislike:

filmed in Buffalo so it better be good.

 

[FDAS]

I'd like to ifight someone. Preferably a soulless ginger lawyer from Louisiana.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GUISE GUISE! Chill.

Rude

Kirsta the grammer Nazi

For one and all

Now off to jury duty.

 

[Jaysus]

Thoughts on MegaShark vs. MechaShark?

I watched that (3 times) this weekend! My daughter LOVED it.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'd like to ifight someone. Preferably a soulless ginger lawyer from Louisiana.

Oh, man, did you step in it today. I have nothing on my calendar today and a deposition tomorrow of a doctor whose medical records total three pages and six minutes of treatment. It is on.

 

[strykerpks]

Can't we all get along? Jersey Shore Shark Attack is on

Unwatchable.

Thanks for sending it to me, then.

 

[UniAlias]

I'd like to ifight someone. Preferably a soulless ginger lawyer from Louisiana.

Roll tide, mother ####er.

 

[Henry Ford]

Unless I've actually offended you in some way, in which case I wholeheartedly apologize.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, and I guess I have to meet with a technology expert around 1:30, but that shouldn't last very long.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Looking forward to Sharknado 2: The Second One on Wednesday.

:dislike:

filmed in Buffalo so it better be good.

So the shark starts off strong and then tears and ACL?

 

[FDAS]

I'd like to ifight someone. Preferably a soulless ginger lawyer from Louisiana.

Roll tide, mother ####er.

Rude.

I'd mock your school's rival, BUT POOR HOMELESS PEOPLE DON'T GO TO COLLEGE.

 

[FDAS]

Unless I've actually offended you in some way, in which case I wholeheartedly apologize.

I bet your jambalaya is bland, and etouffee is thin and watery.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Spent 5 hours Saturday trying to fix a rubbing noise in my front brakes. Finally broke down and took it to the mechanic. Turns out it's the rear brakes and the entire rear brake system needs to be replaced. 2014 strikes again.

At least I talked the guy down $100 to do the work.

The worst part is that we were supposed to leave yesterday to visit my family for a week and do the football HOF stuff. Since I screwed around Saturday instead of just taking it in, it will now be this evening at the earliest that we get there.

 

[Frostillicus]

Thoughts on MegaShark vs. MechaShark?

Worst one yet.

 

[Henry Ford]

Unless I've actually offended you in some way, in which case I wholeheartedly apologize.

I bet your jambalaya is bland, and etouffee is thin and watery.

I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to explain my cuisine to a man who can't decide on his own fantasy baseball keepers. Eat a bag of ####s.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I think I have the fastest digestive system in the world. Yesterday I had a bigass bowl of cereal at like 4pm and was saying goodbye to it at 8. (I know because it was Crunch Berries and my deuce was bright green--festive!)

I feel like that's not normal. Is that normal?

[/poochat]

Based on feedback I received this weekend RE: some asparagus consumed at dinner, this seems about right. Maybe a little slow, even.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Congrats Abe. It's not always about

Are you sure?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have most of my money in one of those Fidelity plans. It's the 2035 plan which is probably a little optimistic,

What are the fees on these things? I thought I remembered their being REALLY high. I know these plans make it easy for people to put their money one place and feel like they can forget it, but if the fees are outrageous, you could be doing yourself a disservice.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

At my nieces sweet 16

Her friends are having a water balloon fight

Pics or I will literally die.

We took the boys to the Soulard Market yesterday. Awesome place but I've never been there on a Saturday morning before. Place was all Disco Stu'ed up. Tons of people walking around drinking Bloody Mary's and I didn't want to look like a square so I got one too.

Anyhow, after walking around and buying some stuff, we head inside where all of the butchers and and some candy shops are. They boys see a place that has chocolate dipped Oreo & Reeses "sandwiches" and begin to spazz. Mrs. SLB takes them inside and I hang outside enjoying drink. There's a black family sitting on a bench with two kids, a boy probably 5-6 and a girl 9-10. Then this other black guy walks by and I couldn't tell if he was retarded or just smoked a lot of crack, but he kept trying to give the girl a peach. All I could think of was Homer and I almost died of laughter.

Man I used to love that place when I was a kid. Sounds like about every outing we ever had there.

 

[Gadzooks]

Oh, and I guess I have to meet with a technology expert around 1:30, but that shouldn't last very long.

Tell GM I said hello.

 

[Frostillicus]

Can't we all get along? Jersey Shore Shark Attack is on

Unwatchable.

Thanks for sending it to me, then.

You might like it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, and I guess I have to meet with a technology expert around 1:30, but that shouldn't last very long.

Tell GM I said hello.

I have a feeling his skill level is slightly above the person we're bringing in.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

There aren't enough likes in the world for this. Though I'm told it's not healthy to open and finish a can in the same hour. Which seems stupid.

 

[Gadzooks]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

 

[Osaurus]

Congrats Abe. It's not always about

Are you sure?

Wouldn't of quit my job earlier this month if that's what it's about.

 

[General Malaise]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

Goofy looking alcoholics who are in their 40s need time to perfect their game.

 

[Henry Ford]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

Goofy looking alcoholics who are in their 40s need time to perfect their game.

Tell me about it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Here's another one: My kid mentions something about a story grandpa told her about "a shark blowing up." She then tells us there this guy and this other guy, and they need a bigger boat, and then they chase the shark around... (I turn to my wife at this point and say "He just told her the story of Jaws") ...and then the shark eats something and they blow it up.

I'm thinking about moving to Norway. Also, wacko landlord is holding firm on the DVR.

Your parents or her's?

And sister's landlord needs to be beaten with a hardbound copy of The God Delusion.

My side.

Threats loom on the other side as well though, my FIL dropped the big n word casually once at a family get-together, with the -er suffix. Just the other day he used the word "blackie", and said something to the effect of he was fine with black people as long as they weren't up partying to all hours of the night.

He's...old-fashioned.

Also, I don't really get this. It's not like they live in his neighborhood. Does he also object to white people partying to all hours of the night?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

Goofy looking alcoholics who are in their 40s need time to perfect their game.

Haha, you're old and white.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

On that note I wonder how Matt Groening feels about his character being used as a symbol of pedophelia?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

It took him that long to get somebody else to watch the kids. Every interview ended after, "and what happened to your last nanny?"

 

[General Malaise]

Seems harsh. I dunno.

defending krista is serious business.

he's still mad that i said his ex-wife looked like my brothers ex-girlfriend. guy really went off the rails when i said that. never recovered apparently.

i can still remember receiving threatening pm's telling me he was going to kick my ###, reading angry and threatening posts both here and later at :e:, etc. i was embarrassed for him then. even more so years later when i saw pictures of him carrying that football

I honestly have no recollection of this. Why did that make me so angry?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Congrats Abe. It's not always about

Are you sure?

Wouldn't of quit my job earlier this month if that's what it's about.

This seems contrary to every decision I've ever made in my life.

You might be on to something.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

Goofy looking alcoholics who are in their 40s need time to perfect their game.

Haha, you're old and white.

Sure, but Truck's dad seems to have authorized his staying up all night to party. So he's got that going for him.

 

[Sammy3469]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

Goofy looking alcoholics who are in their 40s need time to perfect their game.

Perfect? The only thing you perfected was ForrestMail in its prime.

 

[Henry Ford]

This fight sucks, FDAS.

 

[FDAS]

This fight sucks, FDAS.

I'm extremely lazy