GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Need a ruling: if a woman is not married and has no kids, but has a boyfriend (who you don't know) whom she describes as "boring" , she's fair game, right? For purposes of this question, assume she is 22 years younger than you.

That you even have to ask this question is quite disturbing to me.

I wasn't really asking. It's just a way of saying LOOK AT ME I'M GOING OUT WITH A 24-YEAR OLD!

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Need a ruling: if a woman is not married and has no kids, but has a boyfriend (who you don't know) whom she describes as "boring" , she's fair game, right? For purposes of this question, assume she is 22 years younger than you.

That you even have to ask this question is quite disturbing to me.

I wasn't really asking. It's just a way of saying LOOK AT ME I'M GOING OUT WITH A 24-YEAR OLD!

Oh, that's totally ok then.

Congrats, buddy.

 

[Annyong]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

There's been some appalling notebooking in here lately. YSR, for some extra pocket change, you should consider offering notebooking classes.

In my halfhearted attempts at nesting, I've recently run across an old external hard drive. LOTS of FBG stuff on there from 2007 - early 2010. Pictures, chat logs, etc. It's been a lot of fun.

post all of the pictures

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Need a ruling: if a woman is not married and has no kids, but has a boyfriend (who you don't know) whom she describes as "boring" , she's fair game, right? For purposes of this question, assume she is 22 years younger than you.

Stopped here.

Fair game.

 

[Sammy3469]

deep breath dude. good for you. remember my notebook sux0rs

I'm sure she'll wise up and leave me one day, but for now, I'm the happiest guy on earth with her.

how much younger? one of the better decisions i've made in life was to marry someone 10 years younger than me. slap it high?

She's 8 years younger and we are slapping it super high.

I thought you were slapping it low, real low most of the time

 

[General Malaise]

deep breath dude. good for you. remember my notebook sux0rs

I'm sure she'll wise up and leave me one day, but for now, I'm the happiest guy on earth with her.

how much younger? one of the better decisions i've made in life was to marry someone 10 years younger than me. slap it high?

She's 8 years younger and we are slapping it super high.

I thought you were slapping it low, real low most of the time

Let's be honest, I crave so much attention that I'll slap it anywhere, any place, any time.

 

[Sammy3469]

deep breath dude. good for you. remember my notebook sux0rs

I'm sure she'll wise up and leave me one day, but for now, I'm the happiest guy on earth with her.

how much younger? one of the better decisions i've made in life was to marry someone 10 years younger than me. slap it high?

She's 8 years younger and we are slapping it super high.

I thought you were slapping it low, real low most of the time

Let's be honest, I crave so much attention that I'll slap it anywhere, any place, any time.

AnyPlaceThere'saCrockpot

 

[Mr.Pack]

Looking forward to Sharknado 2: The Second One on Wednesday.

Really???? DVR has to be set!

I started watching "Two-Headed Shark Attack" yesterday.

Good Lord

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thoughts on MegaShark vs. MechaShark?

I thought it was disappointing that the MechaShark blew up an American Ship.

 

[krista4]

I too married someone 8-9 years younger.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We found two video games on our walk this morning Mario Party for the Wii, they boys acted like it was a solid gold brick, and Splinter Cell for the Playstation 2. Any of you guys want the PS2 game?

 

[Thorn]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

There's been some appalling notebooking in here lately. YSR, for some extra pocket change, you should consider offering notebooking classes.

In my halfhearted attempts at nesting, I've recently run across an old external hard drive. LOTS of FBG stuff on there from 2007 - early 2010. Pictures, chat logs, etc. It's been a lot of fun.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thoughts on MegaShark vs. MechaShark?

I thought it was disappointing that the MechaShark blew up an American Ship.

This won't happen once the US Military perfects the invisiblity cloak they're actively working on.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We found two video games on our walk this morning Mario Party for the Wii, they boys acted like it was a solid gold brick, and Splinter Cell for the Playstation 2. Any of you guys want the PS2 game?

2003 TRE does.

 

[YSR]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

There's been some appalling notebooking in here lately. YSR, for some extra pocket change, you should consider offering notebooking classes.

In my halfhearted attempts at nesting, I've recently run across an old external hard drive. LOTS of FBG stuff on there from 2007 - early 2010. Pictures, chat logs, etc. It's been a lot of fun.

 

[General Malaise]

Girls, girls. You're all goofy.

Wife said you were a nice fellow. Cute kids, too.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I too married someone 8-9 years younger.

 

[Frostillicus]

Need a ruling: if a woman is not married and has no kids, but has a boyfriend (who you don't know) whom she describes as "boring" , she's fair game, right? For purposes of this question, assume she is 22 years younger than you.

That you even have to ask this question is quite disturbing to me.

I wasn't really asking. It's just a way of saying LOOK AT ME I'M GOING OUT WITH A 24-YEAR OLD!

You should wear your Twins jacket so she knows you're cool.

 

[General Malaise]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

There's been some appalling notebooking in here lately. YSR, for some extra pocket change, you should consider offering notebooking classes.

In my halfhearted attempts at nesting, I've recently run across an old external hard drive. LOTS of FBG stuff on there from 2007 - early 2010. Pictures, chat logs, etc. It's been a lot of fun.

Anything in there about me losing my mind because Furley said his brother in law's ex looked like my ex-wife? I'm so confused.

 

[Frostillicus]

Girls, girls. You're all goofy.

Wife said you were a nice fellow. Cute kids, too.

Your wife was very nice and hot.

 

[General Malaise]

Girls, girls. You're all goofy.

Wife said you were a nice fellow. Cute kids, too.

Your wife was very nice and hot.

You try a cookie yet?

 

[Frostillicus]

Girls, girls. You're all goofy.

Wife said you were a nice fellow. Cute kids, too.

Your wife was very nice and hot.

You try a cookie yet?

Not yet. My wife's never tried it so I thought she might give it a go if it's in cookie form, but still a no go. Going to bring them to softball tonight where I know they'll be appreciated.

 

[General Malaise]

Girls, girls. You're all goofy.

Wife said you were a nice fellow. Cute kids, too.

Your wife was very nice and hot.

You try a cookie yet?

Not yet. My wife's never tried it so I thought she might give it a go if it's in cookie form, but still a no go. Going to bring them to softball tonight where I know they'll be appreciated.

I think they are pretty strong, so start small GB.

 

[Frostillicus]

Girls, girls. You're all goofy.

Wife said you were a nice fellow. Cute kids, too.

Your wife was very nice and hot.

You try a cookie yet?

Not yet. My wife's never tried it so I thought she might give it a go if it's in cookie form, but still a no go. Going to bring them to softball tonight where I know they'll be appreciated.

I think they are pretty strong, so start small GB.

You've now warned me twice and Hot Nanny warned me as well. I'll be careful.

 

[mr roboto]

I'm in Berkley now just to grab brunch before heading up to Napa. How hippie/hipster is this place? Or is it just rich kids pretending to be communist students on daddy's dime?

 

[Ignoramus]

In a moment that GM could appreciate, we were coming back down the mountain today and had stopped like polite hikers to let someone pass who was climbing up, when the person huffing and puffing upward stopped and yelled at me, "ALBINO!" For a couple of seconds I thought that was rude and uncalled for, until she finally spit out the next word, "SQUIRREL!"

Seems there was an albino squirrel near the upcoming waterfall, and she was kind enough to tell us to look for it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We found two video games on our walk this morning Mario Party for the Wii, they boys acted like it was a solid gold brick, and Splinter Cell for the Playstation 2. Any of you guys want the PS2 game?

2003 TRE does.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My kids are gone for four weeks. Four.

 

[Ignoramus]

take my boys for a walk in the wagon

Is this a euphemism for pooping?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm in Berkley now just to grab brunch before heading up to Napa. How hippie/hipster is this place? Or is it just rich kids pretending to be communist students on daddy's dime?

All of the hipsters are in Oakland. The few remaining hippies sell their wares on Telegraph and take Mastercard or Visa.

Nice time to visit, as it's usually pretty cleared-out with school not being in session. Where are you brunching?

 

[-fish-]

K4=lunch tease.

 

[YSR]

Anything in there about me losing my mind because Furley said his brother in law's ex looked like my ex-wife? I'm so confused.

I'll have to get back to you on that. I'm currently working through the many times Swires offered to have sex with me whilst jamming my head in a toilet.

 

[Guster]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

Pretty sure my daughter has seen every episode... I could have some fun with her, but she's no Topanga

 

[Guster]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

Some wisdom in here...

 

[General Malaise]

My kids are gone for four weeks. Four.

Camp? Vacation? Divorce?

My boys were spent last week at an overnight camp while my wife played drug mule to Frosty. It was a long and lonely week with just me and Hazel. Loved my time with her for sure as we bonded quite a bit, buy my god, was I ever ready for my wife to come back home and relieve me. She's more work than both boys put together.

 

[mr roboto]

I'm in Berkley now just to grab brunch before heading up to Napa. How hippie/hipster is this place? Or is it just rich kids pretending to be communist students on daddy's dime?

All of the hipsters are in Oakland. The few remaining hippies sell their wares on Telegraph and take Mastercard or Visa.

Nice time to visit, as it's usually pretty cleared-out with school not being in session. Where are you brunching?

Venus. It's described as vegan friendly, local, sustainable.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Admitted fan of Debby Ryan.

 

[-fish-]

Admitted fan of Debby Ryan.

Liked her in Suite Life on Deck.

Not so much in Jessie.

 

[Gadzooks]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

Some wisdom in here...

Not sure why, but that blonde doesn't do anything for me. Maybe its the character she plays or maybe its just the undeveloped breasts. However, the older sister on "Good Luck Charlie"..........WHOA!!!!! She's just amazing and she might be in my top 5 right now with Anna Kendrick, Pepper, Rachel McAdams and the older sister from Alf.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For Homer

For YRS (Drunk YRS, not pregnant angelic about to give birth YRS)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

Some wisdom in here...

Not sure why, but that blonde doesn't do anything for me. Maybe its the character she plays or maybe its just the undeveloped breasts. However, the older sister on "Good Luck Charlie"..........WHOA!!!!! She's just amazing and she might be in my top 5 right now with Anna Kendrick, Pepper, Rachel McAdams and the older sister from Alf.

I remember wanting to stick it in that dirty slut badly.

 

[General Malaise]

Admitted fan of Debby Ryan.

Liked her in Suite Life on Deck.

Not so much in Jessie.

My boys watched an episode of iCarley in the hotel this weekend. They haven't watched that show in ages. Wonder what Miranda Cosgrove is up to these days.

 

[General Malaise]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

Some wisdom in here...

Not sure why, but that blonde doesn't do anything for me. Maybe its the character she plays or maybe its just the undeveloped breasts. However, the older sister on "Good Luck Charlie"..........WHOA!!!!! She's just amazing and she might be in my top 5 right now with Anna Kendrick, Pepper, Rachel McAdams and the older sister from Alf.

You too, huh? I made a lot of sweet love to her back in the day. Also, the older sister from Wonder Years.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

My kids are gone for four weeks. Four.

Mine are gone for three more weeks. So far it's mostly just been getting stoned and walking around the house naked for me.

 

[Gadzooks]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

Some wisdom in here...

Not sure why, but that blonde doesn't do anything for me. Maybe its the character she plays or maybe its just the undeveloped breasts. However, the older sister on "Good Luck Charlie"..........WHOA!!!!! She's just amazing and she might be in my top 5 right now with Anna Kendrick, Pepper, Rachel McAdams and the older sister from Alf.

You too, huh? I made a lot of sweet love to her back in the day. Also, the older sister from Wonder Years.

That Wonder Years sister seemed a little too hippy-ish for me. I always thought they should've had Paul Pfeiffer lose his virginity to her, would've been a nice touch.

 

[General Malaise]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

Some wisdom in here...

Not sure why, but that blonde doesn't do anything for me. Maybe its the character she plays or maybe its just the undeveloped breasts. However, the older sister on "Good Luck Charlie"..........WHOA!!!!! She's just amazing and she might be in my top 5 right now with Anna Kendrick, Pepper, Rachel McAdams and the older sister from Alf.

You too, huh? I made a lot of sweet love to her back in the day. Also, the older sister from Wonder Years.

That Wonder Years sister seemed a little too hippy-ish for me. I always thought they should've had Paul Pfeiffer lose his virginity to her, would've been a nice touch.

Love the hippy look.

 

[Gadzooks]

GM> Bridgit Mendler is the girl from "Good Luck Charlie". Look her up, some of the finest 21 year old skin you'll ever see.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> Bridgit Mendler is the girl from "Good Luck Charlie". Look her up, some of the finest 21 year old skin you'll ever see.

oh, i'm familiar....

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

That Wonder Years sister seemed a little too hippy-ish for me. I always thought they should've had Paul Pfeiffer lose his virginity to her, would've been a nice touch.

Olivia D'abo was hot as balls.

 

[-fish-]

GM> Bridgit Mendler is the girl from "Good Luck Charlie". Look her up, some of the finest 21 year old skin you'll ever see.

oh, i'm familiar....

Aaron, can we get a smiley of this?