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GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

If humans hunted down and exterminated dangerous sharks like the bull shark, great white, tiger, say the top 10 most dangerous to man.. what negative effect would that have on the eco system? And I mean negative to humans.

More fish? More seals? Sweet. And the ocean would be a safer place.

 
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Eating breakfast at a Marie Calendars in Stockton. Tex Mex Hasher with chorizo and extra hot sauce.

Slap it high? Bad idea?
Being in Stockton? Eating at Marie Calendars? Eating spicy food on a road-trip?
:lmao:

Trifecta of bad ideas.
I'm on my way to hiking in Yosemite. May start a fire with my runny butt.
Good thing you won't have access to a bathroom. :thumbup:

Remember to use your left hand.

 
IB, any ideas on what our team theme will be this year?
Hmmmm. Good thinking. Has to be broad enough to fill out a whole roster, but narrow enough to still provide a challenge.

Options:

* Shares a name with a famous author/actor/politician

* Colors and Places

* NFL players with no criminal history

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Gadzooks said:
Frostillicus said:
General Malaise said:
Frostillicus said:
-fish- said:
I tried to watch some porn frosty sent me. I think it broke my DVD drive.
TPW. I think I sent you what I got from GM, so blame him.
Pretty sure I just sent you what Gadzooks sent me. Blame him.
Stupid gadzooks
My bad. Although depending on what it was, I might have gotten it from Stu who originally got it from GM. I love it when "porn it forward" comes full circle!

I think I sent porn as part of IB's secret santa gift and I don't think he complained about it.
I did not. I also forwarded it on to Ignoramus, I think.
I do not recall receiving porn. I got an old playboy with two other magazine covers on top of it but nothing more racy. I will double-check tonight though.
I think this is the Porn it forward zooks is referring to.
YES! I forgot I switched the covers because it was being mailed to your workplace.Ig, when you're done with that, please forward it to Fish.
The cover schtick is part of the myth now. I added another non-porn cover. It is up to Ig to add another.
Oh ####, I can't handle that kind of pressure man!
 
If humans hunted down and exterminated dangerous sharks like the bull shark, great white, tiger, say the top 10 most dangerous to man.. what negative effect would that have on the eco system? And I mean negative to humans.

More fish? More seals? Sweet. And the ocean would be a safer place.
I saw a piece on the morning news where fishermen in Baaaaahston are complaining because the seals that we nearly clubbed into oblivion were making a comeback and eating up all their fish.So probably no discernible impact.

 
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Notorious T.R.E. said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Tiger Fan said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.
did you use the plastic bucket, or just go with the styrofoam?
Hopefully neither.
FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITtlxjvLQis
That's pretty cool but I doubt if that fan is creating very much wind. It the same size as the one I'm using. And not a fan of using a block of ice. Too messy. Frozen gallon/2-liter bottles are the shark move.
Yeah, he uses the frozen gallons near the end of the video. They work as well, but not as low of a temp as giant block o ice...but much better re-use factor.

I bought a 9" fan from Wal Mart today that I'm going to try out. I wish they had a display with them going, but I'm going to have to wing it for now.

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Tiger Fan said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.
did you use the plastic bucket, or just go with the styrofoam?
Hopefully neither.
FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITtlxjvLQis
That's pretty cool but I doubt if that fan is creating very much wind. It the same size as the one I'm using. And not a fan of using a block of ice. Too messy. Frozen gallon/2-liter bottles are the shark move.
Yeah, he uses the frozen gallons near the end of the video. They work as well, but not as low of a temp as giant block o ice...but much better re-use factor.

I bought a 9" fan from Wal Mart today that I'm going to try out. I wish they had a display with them going, but I'm going to have to wing it for now.
How many gallons is the ice chest?

 
Frostillicus said:
I need a partner. Must be willing to make most of the decisions and then be able to handle constantly being berated for any decision that doesn't go well.
I'll partner through the draft and let you handle the subsequent seasonal tedium

 
Dan Gladden said:
Frostillicus said:
I need a partner. Must be willing to make most of the decisions and then be able to handle constantly being berated for any decision that doesn't go well.
In. I've got a lot of free time and could use some berating.
Need a job? unpaid internship?

 
any of you guys good with financial planning? noticed all of my 401K is allocated to 1 fidelity fund...wondering if I gave someone a list of the available funds (I think only 40 or so choices) if I should diversify between a few of them and which ones are best

shoot me a PM if you'd be willing to help
I'm a few days behind (but gaining!), so you have likely gotten some good advice by now. But the first few replies I saw were maybe not so good. IIRC those "target funds" or whatever they are called tend to have higher fees than you can find elsewhere.

There is a "Lazy Portfolio" thread here that helped me quite a bit. Basically you want to look for low fee options and get a balance that makes sense for your age. The target funds do the second part but maybe not the first.

If you post a question in that thread someone like wilked who knows a lot more than I do will help you. Link.

 
At my nieces sweet 16

Her friends are having a water balloon fight

:homer:
Pics or I will literally die.
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

We took the boys to the Soulard Market yesterday. Awesome place but I've never been there on a Saturday morning before. Place was all Disco Stu'ed up. Tons of people walking around drinking Bloody Mary's and I didn't want to look like a square so I got one too.

Anyhow, after walking around and buying some stuff, we head inside where all of the butchers and and some candy shops are. They boys see a place that has chocolate dipped Oreo & Reeses "sandwiches" and begin to spazz. Mrs. SLB takes them inside and I hang outside enjoying drink. There's a black family sitting on a bench with two kids, a boy probably 5-6 and a girl 9-10. Then this other black guy walks by and I couldn't tell if he was retarded or just smoked a lot of crack, but he kept trying to give the girl a peach. All I could think of was Homer and I almost died of laughter.
I'm afraid to ask. :oldunsure:

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Tiger Fan said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.
did you use the plastic bucket, or just go with the styrofoam?
Hopefully neither.
Could you use dry ice?

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Tiger Fan said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.
did you use the plastic bucket, or just go with the styrofoam?
Hopefully neither.
Could you use dry ice?
[shuke] All ice is dry until it melts [/shuke]

 
Been to Mimi's once. Nothing special and yet another chain. Someplace I would maybe go when traveling when not straying too far from the hotel if I am spending the night, but not more then that.

ETA: Back from the Rays game. Think going to their games makes them lose.

 
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At my nieces sweet 16

Her friends are having a water balloon fight

:homer:
Pics or I will literally die.
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

We took the boys to the Soulard Market yesterday. Awesome place but I've never been there on a Saturday morning before. Place was all Disco Stu'ed up. Tons of people walking around drinking Bloody Mary's and I didn't want to look like a square so I got one too.

Anyhow, after walking around and buying some stuff, we head inside where all of the butchers and and some candy shops are. They boys see a place that has chocolate dipped Oreo & Reeses "sandwiches" and begin to spazz. Mrs. SLB takes them inside and I hang outside enjoying drink. There's a black family sitting on a bench with two kids, a boy probably 5-6 and a girl 9-10. Then this other black guy walks by and I couldn't tell if he was retarded or just smoked a lot of crack, but he kept trying to give the girl a peach. All I could think of was Homer and I almost died of laughter.
I'm afraid to ask. :oldunsure:
Lots of young people all getting bombed on Bloody Mary's and fancy drinks at 10:30 in the morning. It's a good thing. :shrug:

St. Louis Bob said:
I'm in. Tecumseh?
:thumbup: I'll get the entry fee this year.
:thumbup:

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Tiger Fan said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.
did you use the plastic bucket, or just go with the styrofoam?
Hopefully neither.
Could you use dry ice?
Wouldn't it kind of be a smoke machine then?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Drunk History sucks a d compared to Nathan For You.
I watched a few minutes of the "Dumb Starbucks" episode on youtube. It was the segment where he goes to the lawyers office. Is the rest of the show similar? Is he ##### to everyone?
Well not everyone.
Ahhh...so is it like a "laugh at the people that Borat screws with" kind of comedy?

 
I sent the following text to Mrs. SLB yesterday about Blue Sky Cafe which is restaurant/bar about 2 miles from the house where we generally go if the kids are at my parents or something.

I heard today that Blue Sky is a big swingers hang out. I told you that hot waitress wanted to go home with us last winter.
an hour goes by

Text back

We were at the grocery store and the boys had my phone. They want to know what your text means.
:bag:

 
I sent the following text to Mrs. SLB yesterday about Blue Sky Cafe which is restaurant/bar about 2 miles from the house where we generally go if the kids are at my parents or something.

I heard today that Blue Sky is a big swingers hang out. I told you that hot waitress wanted to go home with us last winter.
an hour goes by

Text back

We were at the grocery store and the boys had my phone. They want to know what your text means.
:bag:
:lmao:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Drunk History sucks a d compared to Nathan For You.
I watched a few minutes of the "Dumb Starbucks" episode on youtube. It was the segment where he goes to the lawyers office. Is the rest of the show similar? Is he ##### to everyone?
Well not everyone.
Ahhh...so is it like a "laugh at the people that Borat screws with" kind of comedy?
See, I think the unpredictability of "Nathan For You" is what makes it a really good show. Sometimes his ideas actually work (e.g. poo flavored yogurt). Sometimes they just fizzle out and there's no real ending. Sometimes they're horrible ideas and he tries to convince the proprietor that it worked (attractive people being able to shoplift one item).

The people who stayed up with him on Mt. Chileo who wanted the gas rebate, I dno't think they would say he was screwing with them. At least not in the end.

 

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