GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

LOOK AT ME!!!! I MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES!!!

My wife just yelled at me for playing music too loud.

I got yelled at for not putting the roast away that she kept saying she'd put away. Neat.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guys golf trip this weekend to a super fancy course 3 hours away. So looking forward to it seeing as my family is driving me crazy. Only problem is I haven't golfed in four years. Went to the range twice this week. It's not going to be pretty. Hoping for under 110.

Which course?

 

[Frostillicus]

Guys golf trip this weekend to a super fancy course 3 hours away. So looking forward to it seeing as my family is driving me crazy. Only problem is I haven't golfed in four years. Went to the range twice this week. It's not going to be pretty. Hoping for under 110.

Which course?

Giant's ridge

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

LOOK AT ME!!!! I MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guys golf trip this weekend to a super fancy course 3 hours away. So looking forward to it seeing as my family is driving me crazy. Only problem is I haven't golfed in four years. Went to the range twice this week. It's not going to be pretty. Hoping for under 110.

Which course?

Giant's ridge

Nice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

LOOK AT ME!!!! I MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES!!!

My wife just yelled at me for playing music too loud.

I got yelled at for not putting the roast away that she kept saying she'd put away. Neat.

Did you put it away yet?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What are you guys doing with these redneck ACs? For the garage or something or are you actually going to use it in lieu of a real air conditioner?

I'll partner with someone for tiger fan leeg. In for 50% stake and 10% of the work.

Abe> eat a box of frog #####.

I made mine because my sons' room doesn't cool very well. They're constantly cranking down the thermostat because their room is warm while the rest of the house is cool. I hope that this will keep them from destroying my electric bill.

Julio just informed me that we owe $4900 in electricity bills for Casa Paloma. Sure, that covers five months of unpaid bills, but still, and someone can translate this into Spanish for me, #### ME.

Tell me more about these redneck solutions.

Why do you have a $1000 a month electric bill in a country you don't live in?

I rent the house out, and it stays pretty much fully rented.

Mind you, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE CENTRAL AIR. There is no such thing in Nicaragua.

Some sort of hydroponics weed operation in the basement?

 

[krista4]

LOOK AT ME!!!! I MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES!!!

My wife just yelled at me for playing music too loud.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[krista4]

What are you guys doing with these redneck ACs? For the garage or something or are you actually going to use it in lieu of a real air conditioner?

I'll partner with someone for tiger fan leeg. In for 50% stake and 10% of the work.

Abe> eat a box of frog #####.

I made mine because my sons' room doesn't cool very well. They're constantly cranking down the thermostat because their room is warm while the rest of the house is cool. I hope that this will keep them from destroying my electric bill.

Julio just informed me that we owe $4900 in electricity bills for Casa Paloma. Sure, that covers five months of unpaid bills, but still, and someone can translate this into Spanish for me, #### ME.

Tell me more about these redneck solutions.

Why do you have a $1000 a month electric bill in a country you don't live in?

I rent the house out, and it stays pretty much fully rented.

Mind you, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE CENTRAL AIR. There is no such thing in Nicaragua.

Some sort of hydroponics weed operation in the basement?

Hahahahahaha. Drug operation. Hahahahahahaha.

(You think this would work? I need an income source down there.)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wife is in charge of music right now. Now playing: Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis???

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rich Uncle flying us to his Michigan house tomorrow on the jet. :drrrnk:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rich Uncle flying us to his Michigan house tomorrow on the jet. :drrrnk:

Cool. If you combined all of my uncles together, they could probably steal a jet.

 

[Frostillicus]

Guys golf trip this weekend to a super fancy course 3 hours away. So looking forward to it seeing as my family is driving me crazy. Only problem is I haven't golfed in four years. Went to the range twice this week. It's not going to be pretty. Hoping for under 110.

Which course?

Giant's ridge

Nice.

Very fancy. Should destroy me. Looking forward to beer and hot cart girls.

 

[Frostillicus]

LOOK AT ME!!!! I MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES!!!

My wife just yelled at me for playing music too loud.

I got yelled at for not putting the roast away that she kept saying she'd put away. Neat.

Did you put it away yet?

Yeah. She gone.

 

[Frostillicus]

Rich Uncle flying us to his Michigan house tomorrow on the jet. :drrrnk:

This sounds neat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

LOOK AT ME!!!! I MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES!!!

My wife just yelled at me for playing music too loud.

I got yelled at for not putting the roast away that she kept saying she'd put away. Neat.

Did you put it away yet?

Yeah. She gone.

<_<

 

[kevzilla]

GM>we should consider a name change. How do you feel about A Wider Shade of Pale?

 

[Thorn]

Guys golf trip this weekend to a super fancy course 3 hours away. So looking forward to it seeing as my family is driving me crazy. Only problem is I haven't golfed in four years. Went to the range twice this week. It's not going to be pretty. Hoping for under 110.

3 units on over

 

[Frostillicus]

Guys golf trip this weekend to a super fancy course 3 hours away. So looking forward to it seeing as my family is driving me crazy. Only problem is I haven't golfed in four years. Went to the range twice this week. It's not going to be pretty. Hoping for under 110.

3 units on over

Under is a lock considering I'll cheat whenever possible.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

GM>we should consider a name change. How do you feel about A Wider Shade of Pale?

 

[General Malaise]

Octogator related

Good lord know...so absurd. Didn't these people get the whacky-goofy movie phase out of their system with Leprechaun like the rest of us?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm going to start making my own rye whiskey and market it with the brand name Cumminer.

 

[General Malaise]

GM>we should consider a name change. How do you feel about A Wider Shade of Pale?

Love it.

 

[-fish-]

LOOK AT ME!!!! I MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES!!!

quit stealing my shtick

 

[General Malaise]

http://kptv.videodownload.worldnow.com/KPTV_20140731014418947AA.mp4

wow

 

[-fish-]

Doctor lady may not be crazy.

 

[-fish-]

http://kptv.videodownload.worldnow.com/KPTV_20140731014418947AA.mp4

wow

matilda fox is pretty hot.

 

[cosjobs]

Rich Uncle flying us to his Michigan house tomorrow on the jet. :drrrnk:

Cool. If you combined all of my uncles together, they could probably steal a jet.

Whereas Bentley has his own Pilot

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Doctor lady may not be crazy.

Sorry to hear it didn't work out, GB.

 

[cosjobs]

http://kptv.videodownload.worldnow.com/KPTV_20140731014418947AA.mp4

wow

I am comfortable with Angelo as my spokeman for freedom of speech

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

http://kptv.videodownload.worldnow.com/KPTV_20140731014418947AA.mp4

wow

Angelo is my man!

 

[cosjobs]

Doctor lady may not be crazy.

Sorry to hear it didn't work out, GB.

 

[cosjobs]

I have been quite perturbed about having to attend a 50 year old BIL's wedding in Estes Park.

Until I realized I can purchase anti-perturbance drugs in storefront without a doctor's note or residency or anything.

For five days, how much should I invest> 10 grams? I don't smoke that much anymore.

Have they come up with a hybrid that won't make me eat Biafran at a Golden Corrale?

 

[-fish-]

I have been quite perturbed about having to attend a 50 year old BIL's wedding in Estes Park.

Until I realized I can purchase anti-perturbance drugs in storefront without a doctor's note or residency or anything.

For five days, how much should I invest> 10 grams? I don't smoke that much anymore.

Have they come up with a hybrid that won't make me eat Biafran at a Golden Corrale?

wat? you edited this?

 

[Abraham]

Octogator related

Good lord know...so absurd. Didn't these people get the whacky-goofy movie phase out of their system with Leprechaun like the rest of us?

What do you mean " like the rest of us"?

 

[bostonfred]

I have been quite perturbed about having to attend a 50 year old BIL's wedding in Estes Park.

Until I realized I can purchase anti-perturbance drugs in storefront without a doctor's note or residency or anything.

For five days, how much should I invest> 10 grams? I don't smoke that much anymore.

Have they come up with a hybrid that won't make me eat Biafran at a Golden Corrale?

wat? you edited this?

:lmoa:

 

[Ignoramus]

Plus a tornado in water is a hurricane. Also a tornado/hurricane wouldn't be strong enough to pick up any sharks. And the water in the city either needed to be deep enough for the sharks to swim in or shallow enough for cars to drive, can't be both.

I am rather bothered by how bothered I am.

I believe that a tornado over water is actually a water spout.

 

[Ignoramus]

Turning everything off down?

OK, looks like we're up to 12, I think we have to cap it there. Cos, I think you have to partner with an existing member. I'll post the list of teams here in a sec.

Do any sites offer points for touchbacks? I set it up for standard kicker scoring at Yahoo.

@ a 12-team league. Guppies.

 

[Tecumseh]

GM>we should consider a name change. How do you feel about A Wider Shade of Pale?

 

[matttyl]

Got the senior dog that my wife and I adopted last night - a border collie named Beau to go with the other border collie we already had named Luke (total coincidence with the Dukes of Hazzard names there). He got along wonderfully with our current dogs, and even stared at a sleeping cat for a good hour last night (to which the other border collie gave him a look as if to say "it never gets old staring at sleeping cats, does it?").

The "duke boys" (age 10 and 12) were actually playing with one another this morning. Hope to give this guy a nice, comfortable and safe home to live out his remaining days.

 

[General Malaise]

Octogator related

Good lord know...so absurd. Didn't these people get the whacky-goofy movie phase out of their system with Leprechaun like the rest of us?

What do you mean " like the rest of us"?

Grown ups, Abe....grown ups.

 

[Osaurus]

Went out for a paddle this morning at Cockroach Bay (horrible name I know) and heading out later for lunch on the water.

http://img.ly/zz0W

 

[Osaurus]

Got the senior dog that my wife and I adopted last night - a border collie named Beau to go with the other border collie we already had named Luke (total coincidence with the Dukes of Hazzard names there). He got along wonderfully with our current dogs, and even stared at a sleeping cat for a good hour last night (to which the other border collie gave him a look as if to say "it never gets old staring at sleeping cats, does it?").

The "duke boys" (age 10 and 12) were actually playing with one another this morning. Hope to give this guy a nice, comfortable and safe home to live out his remaining days.

Glad to hear everything is working out.

 

[YSR]

People. They're the worst.

 

[Abraham]

Octogator related

Good lord know...so absurd. Didn't these people get the whacky-goofy movie phase out of their system with Leprechaun like the rest of us?

What do you mean " like the rest of us"?

Grown ups, Abe....grown ups.

Ah. Yes. Carry on.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

People. They're the worst.

Pregnant again?

 

[bostonfred]

Octogator related

Good lord know...so absurd. Didn't these people get the whacky-goofy movie phase out of their system with Leprechaun like the rest of us?

What do you mean " like the rest of us"?

Grown ups, Abe....grown ups.

casa de grown up looks like a glass house for the guy throwing stones while misspelling "no".

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm going to start making my own rye whiskey and market it with the brand name Cumminer.

Nobody?

 

[matttyl]

Got the senior dog that my wife and I adopted last night - a border collie named Beau to go with the other border collie we already had named Luke (total coincidence with the Dukes of Hazzard names there). He got along wonderfully with our current dogs, and even stared at a sleeping cat for a good hour last night (to which the other border collie gave him a look as if to say "it never gets old staring at sleeping cats, does it?").

The "duke boys" (age 10 and 12) were actually playing with one another this morning. Hope to give this guy a nice, comfortable and safe home to live out his remaining days.

Glad to hear everything is working out.

So far so good. All three dogs slept on the floor in the bedroom last night with zero issues. No fights at all, not even a snarl from our other dogs. He is having some minor issues with stairs (going up them, he's fine going down), but I think that's due to the pulled/strained muscle in his leg more than anything else. That should heal up just fine. Now to find the same kind of food that his foster family has been feeding him. Closest place I can find that carries it is 30 minutes away.

 

[matttyl]

People. They're the worst.

That's why I hang out with dogs. They're the best.