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GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

12-14-16 whatevs. Just make sure we hold the draft in the middle of political thread(s) I'm in. Should pick a different thread a day to #### on.

 
Also, drunk. Started drinking at 3:30 after the Price trade was confirmed. Would name my next child Dombrowski if I was in line to have any more.

 
Guster > Logged into Spotify but don't see anything from you there. Now, remember, I struggle making toast, so this is probably a me thing. I'm a free user...I don't see, like, a mailbox or anything.

Listening to The Hold Steady. Sometimes, this band sounds really good and then other days, this band sounds like Kings of Leon thrown in a blender.

 
SLB/da raiders team?
Sorry GB, I'm taken.

Didn't we have 14 last year?
Yep.

GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos Aids
:thumbup: Tecumseh, come up with a new team name.

 
Chilling in a motel in Bayou de Morro while wife takes a nap. Lightweight. I'm having a snack and watching stuff on project free television. Round 2 in a couple of hours. Slap it high?

 
I took the boys to Dave & Buster's for lunch a couple of hours of video games today. Great time, I haven't been there in at least 10 years, D&B's makes Brunswick Zone look like the old Snack Shack I used to frequent as a lad.

We're having a good time when I see this game called Dark Escape and it's in 4D!! Me being an idiot, I ignore any of the warnings and they boys and me sit down. Here's the game, starts off creepy to say the least. That should have been a very clear sign this game was above their age but we trudge on. Then the game starts with a zombie popping up, remember this is in 3D while simultaneously fans blow on you and the seat vibrates and shakes. Calvin yells OH F****!!! while Dyl screams and they both tear out of the both. I've never seen them move so fast in their lives.

:lmao: :bag:

 
I have some kind of upper respiratory/sinus infection and I haven't slept much at all the last few nights. The thought of adding another kid to my world any minute now, and just knowing it will be anywhere from 3 months to ?? before I will really sleep again is frankly making me a little weepy.

Dong.

 
I have some kind of upper respiratory/sinus infection and I haven't slept much at all the last few nights. The thought of adding another kid to my world any minute now, and just knowing it will be anywhere from 3 months to ?? before I will really sleep again is frankly making me a little weepy.

Dong.
:lmao:

Fine, you're off the neckpunch list.

 
I have some kind of upper respiratory/sinus infection and I haven't slept much at all the last few nights. The thought of adding another kid to my world any minute now, and just knowing it will be anywhere from 3 months to ?? before I will really sleep again is frankly making me a little weepy.

Dong.
Gripped and Ripped 2: The Grippening

 
Also a big fan of the Hold Steady.

Abe - Fired up for our Buble concert Sunday night? Maybe Angrywife, PRcouple and I could meet you somewhere for dinner before. Name the time and place and we will be there. GUARANTEED (not actually true).

 
1. Tiger Fan/FDAS

2. Abe/Ignoramus

3. Fish/strykerpks

4. Frosty/Homer

5. GM/Kev

6. Krista/IB

7. Guster/Zooks

8. Thorn/Rude

9. El Floppo/Bobby Lane

10. UH/Shuke

11. YSR/Annyong

12. Uni/Stu

13. SLB/Tecumsuh

14. daRaiders/?

 
Just found out today that a good friend of mine was diagnosed with ALS. Has a wife, daughter and a son on the way shortly. Life is cruel and unfair sometimes.

 
I took the boys to Dave & Buster's for lunch a couple of hours of video games today. Great time, I haven't been there in at least 10 years, D&B's makes Brunswick Zone look like the old Snack Shack I used to frequent as a lad.

We're having a good time when I see this game called Dark Escape and it's in 4D!! Me being an idiot, I ignore any of the warnings and they boys and me sit down. Here's the game, starts off creepy to say the least. That should have been a very clear sign this game was above their age but we trudge on. Then the game starts with a zombie popping up, remember this is in 3D while simultaneously fans blow on you and the seat vibrates and shakes. Calvin yells OH F****!!! while Dyl screams and they both tear out of the both. I've never seen them move so fast in their lives.

:lmao: :bag:
Went to that D&B about 3 months ago (also my first time in about 15 years) and went into the same booth with my son. I also ignored all the warnings.

I'm proud of him for not bolting. Me, I'm sitting here trying to kill everything in sight while he's just trying not to #### his pants. When we were done, we stepped out and he says he never wants to go into that booth ever again.

:bag:

 
1. Tiger Fan/FDAS

2. Abe/Ignoramus

3. Fish/strykerpks

4. Frosty/Homer

5. GM/Kev

6. Krista/IB

7. Guster/Zooks

8. Thorn/Rude

9. El Floppo/Bobby Lane

10. UH/Shuke

11. YSR/Annyong

12. Uni/Stu

13. SLB/Tecumsuh

14. daRaiders/?
Wasn't cos looking to join? Pair him up on #14?

 
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I have some kind of upper respiratory/sinus infection and I haven't slept much at all the last few nights. The thought of adding another kid to my world any minute now, and just knowing it will be anywhere from 3 months to ?? before I will really sleep again is frankly making me a little weepy.

Dong.
I wouldn't worry about it. Life with two small kids is super easy.

 
I took the boys to Dave & Buster's for lunch a couple of hours of video games today. Great time, I haven't been there in at least 10 years, D&B's makes Brunswick Zone look like the old Snack Shack I used to frequent as a lad.

We're having a good time when I see this game called Dark Escape and it's in 4D!! Me being an idiot, I ignore any of the warnings and they boys and me sit down. Here's the game, starts off creepy to say the least. That should have been a very clear sign this game was above their age but we trudge on. Then the game starts with a zombie popping up, remember this is in 3D while simultaneously fans blow on you and the seat vibrates and shakes. Calvin yells OH F****!!! while Dyl screams and they both tear out of the both. I've never seen them move so fast in their lives.

:lmao: :bag:
Went to that D&B about 3 months ago (also my first time in about 15 years) and went into the same booth with my son. I also ignored all the warnings.

I'm proud of him for not bolting. Me, I'm sitting here trying to kill everything in sight while he's just trying not to #### his pants. When we were done, we stepped out and he says he never wants to go into that booth ever again.

:bag:
:lmao: :hifive: Now I might make you drive me home tomorrow night.

 
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I have some kind of upper respiratory/sinus infection and I haven't slept much at all the last few nights. The thought of adding another kid to my world any minute now, and just knowing it will be anywhere from 3 months to ?? before I will really sleep again is frankly making me a little weepy.

Dong.
Hopefully Romo will remember to drive you to the hospital when the time comes.

 

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