GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[Thorn]

Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.

A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?

Who owns a ####### island and hasn't had a massive cornhole?

This guy with two thumbs?

I think I like saying we own an island FAR more than I like actually owning a small percentage of an island no bigger than Albert Oaks, in the middle of a lake, several thousand miles away from where I live in a state where is is prohibitively expensive to fly into and where rental car rate's are jacked up like bottle service in a Vegas strip club. You know how many people would come to a cornhole on an island in Maine? 1. Thorn. Maybe. And that's only if he can sleep with his Vader mask and dance to music with his sock shoes. He can do neither. Why? Because there is no electricity. There's also no plumbing. Nor a shelter. Nor a boat to ferry us back and forth.

I've wanted to sell the f'n thing for years, especially in this bubble, but noooooooooooooooooooooo......it's much cooler to say you own an island than to have some free income.

How much you want for it?

 

[Osaurus]

Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.

A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?

Hate hearing stuff like this. So disrespectful. I switch out the flowers on my grandparents' graves every 3 months or so over in Daytona. Almost every time, someone will take their vases (small plastic vase in a bronze ring) and use them for other graves. I have written my initials on them as well as my grandparents' names. I find them every time, but I just don't understand why people do that. I suppose it would be one thing if you could tell nobody was coming around based on the condition of the flowers, but I have been going regularly for 9 years every 3 months. Never missed a single time.

 

[Abraham]

Thorn v K4 Friday island bidding war chat activated.

 

[Osaurus]

Best islands draft pending?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I have a rock that I will sometimes place in a puddle and pretend it's an island.

Maybe you would like to go live on this island in Maine? They do have splendid wild blueberries that taste like pure heaven. You could mix them with vodka.

Can I just summer there? I'd like to keep my puddle rock for the winter.

 

[krista4]

Well our great California trip is coming to a close. Going home tomorrow morning. San Fran, Napa, Yosemite, Mammoth, June Lake, Santa Cruz. Part of the reason we did this trip was that my grandfather died last year. We were able to scatter his ashes in the mountains outside of June Lake. He and his wife and my father and mother lived there before I was born and it was their favorite place in the world.

So now my father, my grandfather and my grandmother are all scattered in the same mountains. I don't exactly know how to feel because at 31 years old, it's very strange to have literally no family on my father side. We nearly weren't able to get to the eastern side of the mountains due to a wildfire outside of Yosemite. Fortunately, the firefighters were able to contain the fire and allow the mountain Pass Road to be opened up about an hour before we had to cross the mountains. Otherwise, I would have either had to chosen a different place or would have had to fly him back to Chicago with me and then find another way to get out here.

Sorry for the macabre posting, but this was a very important moment for my wife and I. We can go back to magic football chat or any other topic now.

This wasn't macabre; it was touching. What a bittersweet but beautiful trip that must have been. I'm glad you shared. (Coincidentally, I lost the last member of my dad's side of my family at 31, too, when my grandmother died a year after my dad did.)

 

[General Malaise]

Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.

A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?

Who owns a ####### island and hasn't had a massive cornhole?

This guy with two thumbs?

I think I like saying we own an island FAR more than I like actually owning a small percentage of an island no bigger than Albert Oaks, in the middle of a lake, several thousand miles away from where I live in a state where is is prohibitively expensive to fly into and where rental car rate's are jacked up like bottle service in a Vegas strip club. You know how many people would come to a cornhole on an island in Maine? 1. Thorn. Maybe. And that's only if he can sleep with his Vader mask and dance to music with his sock shoes. He can do neither. Why? Because there is no electricity. There's also no plumbing. Nor a shelter. Nor a boat to ferry us back and forth.

I've wanted to sell the f'n thing for years, especially in this bubble, but noooooooooooooooooooooo......it's much cooler to say you own an island than to have some free income.

How much you want for it?

7 cases of Allogash (sp?) White and some more early 2000's pron DVDs?

 

[General Malaise]

I have a rock that I will sometimes place in a puddle and pretend it's an island.

Maybe you would like to go live on this island in Maine? They do have splendid wild blueberries that taste like pure heaven. You could mix them with vodka.

Can I just summer there? I'd like to keep my puddle rock for the winter.

You? You can do anything you want, Mustache.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

everyone who gave me an email address should have received an invite from ESPN. Draft order schtick hopefully posted today.

are cos and I number 14?

 

[krista4]

Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.

A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?

Same person who goes around destroying the memorial playgrounds for kids who were killed at Sandy Hook because it never happened. These must be the worst people in the world.

 

[General Malaise]

Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.

A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?

Same person who goes around destroying the memorial playgrounds for kids who were killed at Sandy Hook because it never happened. These must be the worst people in the world.

I can maybe understand the point about using the bronze from the plaques as scrap metal to help feed an addiction of some sort. I don't like it all, but can at least understand how an addiction to drugs would obliterate a moral compass.

Sandy Hook truthers, on the other hand....especially the ones that go to extremes like you cite? No words to describe my anger.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.

holy ####!!!! I shall raise a glass to that bloodsucking #### being gone my friend

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.

holy ####!!!! I shall raise a glass to that bloodsucking #### being gone my friend

And just in time for this:

http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/girlfriends-day/

 

[-fish-]

Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.

holy ####!!!! I shall raise a glass to that bloodsucking #### being gone my friend

And just in time for this:

http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/girlfriends-day/

oh #### that.

 

[krista4]

I accidentally deleted my prior post while on my phone , but I posited that due to fish talking about how much money he has (or had), GM talking about his island, someone's buddy with the private jet, someone else playing an elite golf course, and several other ostentatious displays of wealth over the last few pages, I am onto you all! You are all a group furley alias put together to #### with me, and I will believe this until given definitive proof otherwise.

 

[Osaurus]

Just found out the villa my family has in the Maldives might be available all next Summer. Maldiveshole?

 

[bostonfred]

Poor krista. someone said she was rich. Don't they know she's having a tough week already after getting another four digit electricity bill for her manservants' mansion?

 

[General Malaise]

David WilsonJul 31 12:01p

New York Giants RB David Wilson (neck) 'needs a miracle' from his surgeon's evaluation to be able to continue his playing career, according to a source.

 

[bostonfred]

I can't imagine what the doctor could say that would make me literally risk my neck if I were him. Be happy you made millions and walked away. Lots of guys dont.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I accidentally deleted my prior post while on my phone , but I posited that due to fish talking about how much money he has (or had), GM talking about his island, someone's buddy with the private jet, someone else playing an elite golf course, and several other ostentatious displays of wealth over the last few pages, I am onto you all! You are all a group furley alias put together to #### with me, and I will believe this until given definitive proof otherwise.

You left out Puddle Rock.

(it gets capitalized now)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pretty sure Mainehole is on the list.

K4: I have some pizza oven porn for you and D-train

 

[krista4]

I accidentally deleted my prior post while on my phone , but I posited that due to fish talking about how much money he has (or had), GM talking about his island, someone's buddy with the private jet, someone else playing an elite golf course, and several other ostentatious displays of wealth over the last few pages, I am onto you all! You are all a group furley alias put together to #### with me, and I will believe this until given definitive proof otherwise.

You left out Puddle Rock. (it gets capitalized now)

Now I'm really envious.

 

[krista4]

Pretty sure Mainehole is on the list.

K4: I have some pizza oven porn for you and D-train

Oh yeah? Send?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pretty sure Mainehole is on the list.

K4: I have some pizza oven porn for you and D-train

Oh yeah? Send?

847 number? I have to get into cell service...should be soon

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I think I found the home of your Kicker League draft, Truck.

No shtick, this guy needs to be put in his own Thread/Cage.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

David WilsonJul 31 12:01p

New York Giants RB David Wilson (neck) 'needs a miracle' from his surgeon's evaluation to be able to continue his playing career, according to a source.

Sooooooo, downgrade in all formats?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Well our great California trip is coming to a close. Going home tomorrow morning. San Fran, Napa, Yosemite, Mammoth, June Lake, Santa Cruz. Part of the reason we did this trip was that my grandfather died last year. We were able to scatter his ashes in the mountains outside of June Lake. He and his wife and my father and mother lived there before I was born and it was their favorite place in the world.

So now my father, my grandfather and my grandmother are all scattered in the same mountains. I don't exactly know how to feel because at 31 years old, it's very strange to have literally no family on my father side. We nearly weren't able to get to the eastern side of the mountains due to a wildfire outside of Yosemite. Fortunately, the firefighters were able to contain the fire and allow the mountain Pass Road to be opened up about an hour before we had to cross the mountains. Otherwise, I would have either had to chosen a different place or would have had to fly him back to Chicago with me and then find another way to get out here.

Sorry for the macabre posting, but this was a very important moment for my wife and I. We can go back to magic football chat or any other topic now.

Good #### man. Don't sweat the macabre part. It's a more or less a constant death knell in here. My pops is scattered on the other side of the Sierras.

Thops.

Mine is in the SF bay in front of Sausalito.

We have a memorial plaque for him on of the benches on the waterfront there... go visit every time I'm home. He never got to meet my kids. :(

my dad didn't get to meet my wife or daughter. He would have definitely slapped it high on the wife and he would have lost his #### with my little girl. I'll let you know next time I'm up in sausalito, I was just there. I'll pay a little homage. Is it in the little park where the ferry docks?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Never understand how you guys guess aliases. It's freakish.

This one was too easy, both annoying as hell and same style

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Fridays in the FFA have been a bit of a letdown lately.

 

[Osaurus]

Fridays in the FFA have been a bit of a letdown lately.

Just thinking the same thing. Waiting for my oil change and not feeling fulfilled by FFA hilarity.

 

[Tecumseh]

Julia Roberts is a duck-lipped fug monster.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How about this Bieber kid, am I right guys?

 

[Frostillicus]

Well our great California trip is coming to a close. Going home tomorrow morning. San Fran, Napa, Yosemite, Mammoth, June Lake, Santa Cruz. Part of the reason we did this trip was that my grandfather died last year. We were able to scatter his ashes in the mountains outside of June Lake. He and his wife and my father and mother lived there before I was born and it was their favorite place in the world.

So now my father, my grandfather and my grandmother are all scattered in the same mountains. I don't exactly know how to feel because at 31 years old, it's very strange to have literally no family on my father side. We nearly weren't able to get to the eastern side of the mountains due to a wildfire outside of Yosemite. Fortunately, the firefighters were able to contain the fire and allow the mountain Pass Road to be opened up about an hour before we had to cross the mountains. Otherwise, I would have either had to chosen a different place or would have had to fly him back to Chicago with me and then find another way to get out here.

Sorry for the macabre posting, but this was a very important moment for my wife and I. We can go back to magic football chat or any other topic now.

This wasn't macabre; it was touching. What a bittersweet but beautiful trip that must have been. I'm glad you shared. (Coincidentally, I lost the last member of my dad's side of my family at 31, too, when my grandmother died a year after my dad did.)

Awesome stuff.

 

[shuke]

Your move, GM.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

If you crossed Homer with K4...

 

[El Floppo]

Well our great California trip is coming to a close. Going home tomorrow morning. San Fran, Napa, Yosemite, Mammoth, June Lake, Santa Cruz. Part of the reason we did this trip was that my grandfather died last year. We were able to scatter his ashes in the mountains outside of June Lake. He and his wife and my father and mother lived there before I was born and it was their favorite place in the world.

So now my father, my grandfather and my grandmother are all scattered in the same mountains. I don't exactly know how to feel because at 31 years old, it's very strange to have literally no family on my father side. We nearly weren't able to get to the eastern side of the mountains due to a wildfire outside of Yosemite. Fortunately, the firefighters were able to contain the fire and allow the mountain Pass Road to be opened up about an hour before we had to cross the mountains. Otherwise, I would have either had to chosen a different place or would have had to fly him back to Chicago with me and then find another way to get out here.

Sorry for the macabre posting, but this was a very important moment for my wife and I. We can go back to magic football chat or any other topic now.

Good #### man. Don't sweat the macabre part. It's a more or less a constant death knell in here. My pops is scattered on the other side of the Sierras.

Thops.

Mine is in the SF bay in front of Sausalito.

We have a memorial plaque for him on of the benches on the waterfront there... go visit every time I'm home. He never got to meet my kids. :(

my dad didn't get to meet my wife or daughter. He would have definitely slapped it high on the wife and he would have lost his #### with my little girl.I'll let you know next time I'm up in sausalito, I was just there. I'll pay a little homage. Is it in the little park where the ferry docks?

Damn. My dad would've gone bezerk over both my son and daughter... but probably more over the son (my brother has two girls, mine is the only grandson). My son's been mentioning lately with my mom in town that he really wish he could've met his grandpas. Me too.

Bench is just past (towards the Bridge end of town) the Seal statue right on the water on Bridgeway. Give him my love.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Anyone here work for Ayco co? I guess they are a division of Goldman Sachs?

 

[El Floppo]

Anyone here work for Ayco co? I guess they are a division of Goldman Sachs?

My grandma

 

[UniAlias]

I have a rock that I will sometimes place in a puddle and pretend it's an island.

I would like to buy this rock.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I have a rock that I will sometimes place in a puddle and pretend it's an island.

I would like to buy this rock.

Send $600 to my PayPal. Expect delivery in 4-6 business months. Or years.

 

[Tiger Fan]

everyone who gave me an email address should have received an invite from ESPN. Draft order schtick hopefully posted today.

are cos and I number 14?

yep

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

How about this Bieber kid, am I right guys?

And Friday begins!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

everyone who gave me an email address should have received an invite from ESPN. Draft order schtick hopefully posted today.

are cos and I number 14?

yep

Will the rules be posted again? In a legible format?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Anyone here work for Ayco co? I guess they are a division of Goldman Sachs?

My grandma

That truly was an El Floppo of a response

 

[Annyong]

This damn thing is on ESPN?

 

[General Malaise]

This damn thing is on ESPN?

My link

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

This damn thing is on ESPN?

What thing?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB/da raiders team?

Sorry GB, I'm taken.

Didn't we have 14 last year?

Yep.

GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos Aids

Tecumseh, come up with a new team name.

Oof.

You have brain damage too?

Well, yeah, but that has nothing to do with my lack of cleverosity.

How about DJ Lightening Strike & The Fire Hose?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.

Congrats GB!

that's a lot of loot for an ex wife.

I used to have a lot of money.

But like the South, I'll claim that I'll rise again. But then I'll fail because I'm too lazy.

This is so me.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

This damn thing is on ESPN?

What thing?

Kickerleeg draft