GM's thread about nothing (51 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Congrats Bentley!!

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Mrs. Frosty is now hooked on Walking Dead, watching her, I think, 10th episode of the day. I know the show has its flaws and all, but I consider this a pretty significant step up from Long Island Medium and Mistresses. She even said that I was right about the show and when she's done with this one she'll give Breaking Bad a try!

Congrats.

For reals.

 

[Frostillicus]

Mrs. Frosty is now hooked on Walking Dead, watching her, I think, 10th episode of the day. I know the show has its flaws and all, but I consider this a pretty significant step up from Long Island Medium and Mistresses. She even said that I was write about the show and when she's done with this one she'll give Breaking Bad a try!

That is a step in the right direction.

And at the bold.

I got her into Game of Thrones earlier this year too, so she's coming around.

 

[John Bender]

I don't think anybody reads these, but just wanted to say that I suffered through episode 6 of The Leftovers after realizing I had written off the show and wanted all the characters to get beat up. That episode was absolutely brilliant- the lead actress for it... astonishing performance, and stunningly written and directed. Plus Tom Noonan. I'm back in.

One of the few HBO shows I didn't get into from the start. Tanner's take, if not shtick, has me interested because he's usually the balls when it comes to TV picks.

I just started House of Cards and I'm halfway through season 1, that show, on the other hand, is just fantastic.

 

[Abraham]

I don't know whether to mock bentleys maturity or feel bad that no one gives me free booze like he gets. Hmph.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Oh for god's sake I actually work all day and you people are more prolific than you've ever been? 24-hour update?

Planning next year's Derbyhole, mostly.

 

[krista4]

Oh for god's sake I actually work all day and you people are more prolific than you've ever been? 24-hour update?

Planning next year's Derbyhole, mostly.

Cool. Does it involve hanging out mostly in an entirely different state again?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Oh for god's sake I actually work all day and you people are more prolific than you've ever been? 24-hour update?

Planning next year's Derbyhole, mostly.

Cool. Does it involve hanging out mostly in an entirely different state again?

Don't ask me, I'm a virgin.

 

[krista4]

Oh for god's sake I actually work all day and you people are more prolific than you've ever been? 24-hour update?

Planning next year's Derbyhole, mostly.

Cool. Does it involve hanging out mostly in an entirely different state again?

Don't ask me, I'm a virgin.

Oh wait...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I didn't post this. I really didn't.

 

[Abraham]

Love nitro.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Oh for god's sake I actually work all day and you people are more prolific than you've ever been? 24-hour update?

finally starting to take the hint, eh?

 

[bostonfred]

Announce:

I believe that there is at least one motivated team out there willing to embarrass themselves for a chance to improve their GMTAN draft position. I challenge that team to a rap battle. I'll continue posting picks while I wait, but if you're in, let me know and I'll hold off on assigning your team their pick. Winning the battle will get you first choice of draft picks. If your team has already been assigned a draft slot, you will be allowed to swap white elephant style.

Don't be afraid to do this. Be even less afraid to pressure your co-owner into doing this.

 

[krista4]

Oh for god's sake I actually work all day and you people are more prolific than you've ever been? 24-hour update?

finally starting to take the hint, eh?

ETA: Any Tanner links I should click?

 

[General Malaise]

Twins game today. Apparently we acquired Jordan Schafer for some reason.

Batting cleanup I presume?

 

[General Malaise]

My 600 pound friend Q might join us. Divorced David too.

Is he getting bigger?

He's not shrinking.

 

[Frostillicus]

Day 4 without a cigarette.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh for god's sake I actually work all day and you people are more prolific than you've ever been? 24-hour update?

finally starting to take the hint, eh?

ETA: Any Tanner links I should click?

You have too ax?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Oh for god's sake I actually work all day and you people are more prolific than you've ever been? 24-hour update?

finally starting to take the hint, eh?

ETA: Any Tanner links I should click?

No, he out-did himself with that grand slam a few days ago.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Day 4 without a cigarette.

****.

 

[Frostillicus]

Day 4 without a cigarette.

****.

Can we still be partners? I'm sure I'll backslide.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Announce:

I believe that there is at least one motivated team out there willing to embarrass themselves for a chance to improve their GMTAN draft position. I challenge that team to a rap battle. I'll continue posting picks while I wait, but if you're in, let me know and I'll hold off on assigning your team their pick. Winning the battle will get you first choice of draft picks. If your team has already been assigned a draft slot, you will be allowed to swap white elephant style.

Don't be afraid to do this. Be even less afraid to pressure your co-owner into doing this.

This can't be anything other than Shuke vs. GM

 

[bostonfred]

Announce:

I believe that there is at least one motivated team out there willing to embarrass themselves for a chance to improve their GMTAN draft position. I challenge that team to a rap battle. I'll continue posting picks while I wait, but if you're in, let me know and I'll hold off on assigning your team their pick. Winning the battle will get you first choice of draft picks. If your team has already been assigned a draft slot, you will be allowed to swap white elephant style.

Don't be afraid to do this. Be even less afraid to pressure your co-owner into doing this.

This can't be anything other than Shuke vs. GM

I'm not saying they have to, but if one of them does, it might just lean my still-uncast vote towards them in the eat off thread. I've been holding that in my back pocket for years, and this seems like the kind of thing that might push one of them over the top.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Day 4 without a cigarette.

****.

Can we still be partners? I'm sure I'll backslide.

Well I should hope so.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Announce:

I believe that there is at least one motivated team out there willing to embarrass themselves for a chance to improve their GMTAN draft position. I challenge that team to a rap battle. I'll continue posting picks while I wait, but if you're in, let me know and I'll hold off on assigning your team their pick. Winning the battle will get you first choice of draft picks. If your team has already been assigned a draft slot, you will be allowed to swap white elephant style.

Don't be afraid to do this. Be even less afraid to pressure your co-owner into doing this.

This can't be anything other than Shuke vs. GM

I'm not saying they have to, but if one of them does, it might just lean my still-uncast vote towards them in the eat off thread. I've been holding that in my back pocket for years, and this seems like the kind of thing that might push one of them over the top.

Pretty powerful incentive for our boys here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Krista only

Stupid dog

Some dude's tiny wiener

Stupid cat (could also be from the next SyFy channel movie)

Cutting out the middle-man

Just stupid

Repost but Jay Cutler

 

[Rustoleum]

So, you know how GMAIL ignores dots in email addresses and considers Joe.blow, joeblow, and even j.oe.b.lo.w as one and the same?

If you are the first to register one of those variations then they all belong to you.

What's that, you didn't know that?

Neither does the maroon from Mississippi/Louisiana who registered for milfaholics under the wrong email address and keeps having profile requests, his login info, etc. sent to me. At least some of the pictures are..interesting, but it makes it kinda hard to check my email on my phone at work.

 

[shuke]

Day 4 without a cigarette.

Inhaling synthetic nicotine vapor makes this a lot easier. And less rapey/pillagey.

And also does nothing to help you overcome addiction.

 

[shuke]

Announce:

I believe that there is at least one motivated team out there willing to embarrass themselves for a chance to improve their GMTAN draft position. I challenge that team to a rap battle. I'll continue posting picks while I wait, but if you're in, let me know and I'll hold off on assigning your team their pick. Winning the battle will get you first choice of draft picks. If your team has already been assigned a draft slot, you will be allowed to swap white elephant style.

Don't be afraid to do this. Be even less afraid to pressure your co-owner into doing this.

This can't be anything other than Shuke vs. GM

I'm not saying they have to, but if one of them does, it might just lean my still-uncast vote towards them in the eat off thread. I've been holding that in my back pocket for years, and this seems like the kind of thing that might push one of them over the top.

Sure I'm in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody here from......FBG'S??!!!!!!!

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Binge-watching Louis season three and I've come to the conclusion that other than height, Louis CK is a pretty exact reproduction of my body.

This realization is not a good thing.

 

[bentley]

I don't know whether to mock bentleys maturity or feel bad that no one gives me free booze like he gets. Hmph.

The first event is an overnight retreat at a resort hotel with an open bar and 50 other social climber types. I'm not sure that "maturity" is the operative word here.

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't know whether to mock bentleys maturity or feel bad that no one gives me free booze like he gets. Hmph.

The first event is an overnight retreat at a resort hotel with an open bar and 50 other social climber types. I'm not sure that "maturity" is the operative word here.

Will PR be there?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I don't know whether to mock bentleys maturity or feel bad that no one gives me free booze like he gets. Hmph.

The first event is an overnight retreat at a resort hotel with an open bar and 50 other social climber types. I'm not sure that "maturity" is the operative word here.

This is soooooo wasted on a married guy.

 

[El Floppo]

I don't think anybody reads these, but just wanted to say that I suffered through episode 6 of The Leftovers after realizing I had written off the show and wanted all the characters to get beat up. That episode was absolutely brilliant- the lead actress for it... astonishing performance, and stunningly written and directed. Plus Tom Noonan. I'm back in.

There is something very MILFY about the chick who plays Nora. Carrie Coon.

More I think about the show, she's been a constant. Maybe it's the way the character's written- who shares with me as much disbelief in the idiotic way every person in the show acts.

 

[El Floppo]

Have BL and I won the draft yet?

 

[bentley]

I don't know whether to mock bentleys maturity or feel bad that no one gives me free booze like he gets. Hmph.

The first event is an overnight retreat at a resort hotel with an open bar and 50 other social climber types. I'm not sure that "maturity" is the operative word here.

Will PR be there?

She's an alum of the program so not this retreat. But there will be other events.

 

[Guster]

How badly to hotels gouge you during Derby time?

in Louisville, probably pretty impressively. Last time we took a bus down and back from Cincy and stayed at my place. Hotels in Cincy will be higher priced that weekend because it's also the weekend of the flying pig marathon

 

[strykerpks]

Mrs. SLB says that Styrker reminds her of me. I think that is pretty unfair. He's twice the degenerate I am.

Hey now

Announce:

I believe that there is at least one motivated team out there willing to embarrass themselves for a chance to improve their GMTAN draft position. I challenge that team to a rap battle. I'll continue posting picks while I wait, but if you're in, let me know and I'll hold off on assigning your team their pick. Winning the battle will get you first choice of draft picks. If your team has already been assigned a draft slot, you will be allowed to swap white elephant style.

Don't be afraid to do this. Be even less afraid to pressure your co-owner into doing this.

It might take a day or 4....but I got this, fish

 

[strykerpks]

Mrs. SLB says that Styrker reminds her of me. I think that is pretty unfair. He's twice the degenerate I am.

Hey now

Announce:

I believe that there is at least one motivated team out there willing to embarrass themselves for a chance to improve their GMTAN draft position. I challenge that team to a rap battle. I'll continue posting picks while I wait, but if you're in, let me know and I'll hold off on assigning your team their pick. Winning the battle will get you first choice of draft picks. If your team has already been assigned a draft slot, you will be allowed to swap white elephant style.

Don't be afraid to do this. Be even less afraid to pressure your co-owner into doing this.

It might take a day or 4....but I got this, fish

And by I got this, I mean I might have a shot video tonight, or I might not reply until Sunday.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Twins game today. Apparently we acquired Jordan Schafer for some reason.

Batting cleanup I presume?

Did a lot of poor bunting and popping up. Stole a base, though.

We were in the day camp section and some 10 year old yells out "Jordan Schafer sucks!" That kid has a future.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For you bourbon drinking mother hubbards

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I forgot the whole point: What's-her-name wasn't going to come, until my wife mentioned that there'd be pizza. And then she explicitly opted in because of the pizza. Trader Joe's frozen pizza.

Also the ####### came out, but I was long-gone by then. GBMsGPJ.

 

[UniAlias]

Had enough cigarettes tonight to compensate for anyone quitting.

Also had enough booze to comepnsate for anyone quitting tonight too but I dont think anyone here os quitting that.

Pretty drunk.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Had enough cigarettes tonight to compensate for anyone quitting.

Also had enough booze to comepnsate for anyone quitting tonight too but I dont think anyone here os quitting that.

Pretty drunk.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm wearing squeezing into my size 40 Charlotte Hornets Larry Johnson jersey. But this GMTAN spoof of Aint No Fun just isn't working right now. My rhymes are very middle age white-ish and it just sounds bad. I'm no bigbottom or Bobby Sac

At any rate, stage 1 of rap battle

 

[BigJohn]

Anyone else here have ATT Uverse?

Si

Did you get a random charge of 37 cents sometime in the last few months?

BRB

 

[BigJohn]

Anyone else here have ATT Uverse?

Si

Did you get a random charge of 37 cents sometime in the last few months?

BRB

Looked at m last 5 bills. Not seeing anything..

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Day 4 without a cigarette.

That's good. Can't believe in 2014 that anyone over the age of 25 is still a smoker. My former boss is walking around with an oxygen tank at age 50 and probably won't live 5 more years. I think the verdict is in on smoking.

Bartenders and the homeless excepted.

 

[Henry Ford]

Anyone else here have ATT Uverse?

Si

Did you get a random charge of 37 cents sometime in the last few months?

BRB

Looked at m last 5 bills. Not seeing anything..

yAh well. Thanks for checking. If this were national, I could retire in a couple years.