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[Osaurus]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

Vegas Prop Bets - August 7th, 2014: How Will RoverFish Die?

Stabbing at the hands of a crazy woman: -200

Stabbing at the hands of a sane woman: +125

Boating Accident: +300

AIDS: +450

Fire: +800

Alcohol Poisoning: +1000

Natural Disaster: +1200

FIELD: +1500

Old Age: +2500000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Impressive

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Boo! You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

Vegas Prop Bets - August 7th, 2014: How Will RoverFish Die?

Stabbing at the hands of a crazy woman: -200

Stabbing at the hands of a sane woman: +125

Boating Accident: +300

AIDS: +450

Fire: +800

Alcohol Poisoning: +1000

Natural Disaster: +1200

FIELD: +1500

Old Age: +2500000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Is Penis Cancer part of "FIELD"

If so, put me down for 1 large unit.

 

[-fish-]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

Vegas Prop Bets - August 7th, 2014: How Will RoverFish Die?

Stabbing at the hands of a crazy woman: -200

Stabbing at the hands of a sane woman: +125

Boating Accident: +300

AIDS: +450

Fire: +800

Alcohol Poisoning: +1000

Natural Disaster: +1200

FIELD: +1500

Old Age: +2500000000000000000000000000000000000000000

sharps are all over that 10-1 alcohol poisoning.

 

[El Floppo]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

Vegas Prop Bets - August 7th, 2014: How Will RoverFish Die?

Stabbing at the hands of a crazy woman: -200

Stabbing at the hands of a sane woman: +125

Boating Accident: +300

AIDS: +450

Fire: +800

Alcohol Poisoning: +1000

Natural Disaster: +1200

FIELD: +1500

Old Age: +2500000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Is Penis Cancer part of "FIELD"

If so, put me down for 1 large unit.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Alcohol poisoning no brainer at those odds

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Nobody with a high tolerance dies from alcohol poisoning. It's always the amateurs who have no idea what they're doing.

How does "temporarily insane" fall on the spectrum of sane vs crazy?

 

[Frostillicus]

Used this so much back in the day. http://www.aolwatch.org/chronic2.htm. Guess I was easily amused.

Oh man, so many memories of using that thing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Francine: Well I'm going to go enter my pie.

Stan: Like I did last night, huh?

Steve: It's good to hear you making jokes about nailing mom.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

Vegas Prop Bets - August 7th, 2014: How Will RoverFish Die?

Stabbing at the hands of a crazy woman: -200

Stabbing at the hands of a sane woman: +125

Boating Accident: +300

AIDS: +450

Fire: +800

Alcohol Poisoning: +1000

Natural Disaster: +1200

FIELD: +1500

Old Age: +2500000000000000000000000000000000000000000

sharps are all over that 10-1 alcohol poisoning.

Dude, you live within 50 miles of Krista. I'm putting a SUBSTANTIAL bet on Natural Disaster at 12-1.

BOATLOADS.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Francine: Well I'm going to go enter my pie.

Stan: Like I did last night, huh?

Steve: It's good to hear you making jokes about nailing mom.

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:like:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Francine: Well I'm going to go enter my pie.

Stan: Like I did last night, huh?

Steve: It's good to hear you making jokes about nailing mom.

An error has not occurred.

:like:

Steve: I want you to picture a boy.

Stan: Is he white?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Francine: Well I'm going to go enter my pie.

Stan: Like I did last night, huh?

Steve: It's good to hear you making jokes about nailing mom.

Steve: Aah! You got it in my eye! I know, I know. That's what Mom said last night.

Stan: That's right while I was doing her. Ba-boom!

 

[-fish-]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

Vegas Prop Bets - August 7th, 2014: How Will RoverFish Die?

Stabbing at the hands of a crazy woman: -200

Stabbing at the hands of a sane woman: +125

Boating Accident: +300

AIDS: +450

Fire: +800

Alcohol Poisoning: +1000

Natural Disaster: +1200

FIELD: +1500

Old Age: +2500000000000000000000000000000000000000000

sharps are all over that 10-1 alcohol poisoning.

Dude, you live within 50 miles of Krista. I'm putting a SUBSTANTIAL bet on Natural Disaster at 12-1.

BOATLOADS.

she'll be moving in a month or two.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Francine: Well I'm going to go enter my pie.

Stan: Like I did last night, huh?

Steve: It's good to hear you making jokes about nailing mom.

Steve: Aah! You got it in my eye! I know, I know. That's what Mom said last night.

Stan: That's right while I was doing her. Ba-boom!

An error occurredStan: Dammit, Roger! What have you done? Do you know what this means?

Roger: Of course I know what this means. I just missed my chance to sing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" Would have been perfect a moment ago.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Francine: Well I'm going to go enter my pie.

Stan: Like I did last night, huh?

Steve: It's good to hear you making jokes about nailing mom.

Steve: Aah! You got it in my eye! I know, I know. That's what Mom said last night.Stan: That's right while I was doing her. Ba-boom!

An error occurred

Stan: Dammit, Roger! What have you done? Do you know what this means?

Roger: Of course I know what this means. I just missed my chance to sing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" Would have been perfect a moment ago.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you normally skip my video links don't do it this time. My Drunk Wife Makes Grilled Cheeses

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

:skip:

 

[Drifter]

If you normally skip my video links don't do it this time. My Drunk Wife Makes Grilled Cheeses

Was hoping for more disrobement.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you normally skip my video links don't do it this time. My Drunk Wife Makes Grilled Cheeses

Was hoping for more disrobement.

I'm sure you're the only one.

 

[krista4]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

When we were in Vietnam, we stopped at a stork sanctuary somewhere in the Mekong Delta. It was incredible, with thousands and thousands of storks flying everywhere, hanging out in the trees, etc. Stunningly beautiful. After an hour or so, our guy said we could eat lunch there. They had only one item on the menu. Stork. Neat "sanctuary".

And??? How was it? Taste like chicken or what?

We went in and sat down, were told what the only option was, and decided to eat elsewhere. Of course, finding another restaurant in that area of the country that didn't specialize in rat was a challenge, but that's a different story.

Nothing wrong with still having an AOL addy.

You'll get the last laugh if 1996 is trying to get in touch with all of us.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

When we were in Vietnam, we stopped at a stork sanctuary somewhere in the Mekong Delta. It was incredible, with thousands and thousands of storks flying everywhere, hanging out in the trees, etc. Stunningly beautiful. After an hour or so, our guy said we could eat lunch there. They had only one item on the menu. Stork. Neat "sanctuary".

And??? How was it? Taste like chicken or what?

We went in and sat down, were told what the only option was, and decided to eat elsewhere. Of course, finding another restaurant in that area of the country that didn't specialize in rat was a challenge, but that's a different story.

Nothing wrong with still having an AOL addy.

You'll get the last laugh if 1996 is trying to get in touch with all of us.

Hint: It allows me to get emails sent from present day.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

When we were in Vietnam, we stopped at a stork sanctuary somewhere in the Mekong Delta. It was incredible, with thousands and thousands of storks flying everywhere, hanging out in the trees, etc. Stunningly beautiful. After an hour or so, our guy said we could eat lunch there. They had only one item on the menu. Stork. Neat "sanctuary".

And??? How was it? Taste like chicken or what?

We went in and sat down, were told what the only option was, and decided to eat elsewhere. Of course, finding another restaurant in that area of the country that didn't specialize in rat was a challenge, but that's a different story.

Nothing wrong with still having an AOL addy.

You'll get the last laugh if 1996 is trying to get in touch with all of us.

Hint: It allows me to get emails sent from present day.

Say, Chap, I'd be interested in this AOL business.. Do you have a free trial CD you can send me?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, PV's family has a home on Madeline Island on Lake Superior. We go up there quite a few weekends and have a long stay starting this weekend. We're friends with a number of people there that live year round on facebook. The place is great...small community where you can just wander around with your open container from bar to bar.

This summer, a late night (bar close) food stand has opened up that features grilled cheese sandwiches among other things. They just wrap em up in foil and hand them over. You can put them in your pocket and walk home!

Long story short, there have been a number of facebook posts already this summer about people waking up the next day with a full or partial grilled cheese sandwich in their pocket.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

Your face is an altavista search.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

Sick baud rate, bro.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

Your face is an altavista search.

I don't understand "Your face is an altavista search"

You are standing in an open field west of a white house with a door.

There is a mailbox here.

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[Osaurus]

Old school ISP/Innerweb chat activated

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

Your face is an altavista search.

I don't understand "Your face is an altavista search"

You are standing in an open field west of a white house with a door.

There is a mailbox here.

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[mr roboto]

I'm too young for this.

 

[UniAlias]

I'm too young for this.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Shall we play a game?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm too young for this.

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm too young for this.

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LINK

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm too young for this.

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[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm too young for this.

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LINK

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[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm too young for this.

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I thought He was just resting.

 

[Fuller]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

Your face is an altavista search.

I don't understand "Your face is an altavista search"

You are standing in an open field west of a white house with a door.

There is a mailbox here.

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open mailbox

 

[Tiger Fan]

K4 > ASL

 

[Annyong]

My brother got wasted when we were golfing and put a couple wings in his pocket from hooters to give to his wife

 

[Osaurus]

My brother got wasted when we were golfing and put a couple wings in his pocket from hooters to give to his wife

At least it wasn't grilled cheese

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

My brother got wasted when we were golfing and put a couple wings in his pocket from hooters to give to his wife

It's the lint that counts.

 

[krista4]

So, PV's family has a home on Madeline Island on Lake Superior. We go up there quite a few weekends and have a long stay starting this weekend. We're friends with a number of people there that live year round on facebook. The place is great...small community where you can just wander around with your open container from bar to bar.

This summer, a late night (bar close) food stand has opened up that features grilled cheese sandwiches among other things. They just wrap em up in foil and hand them over. You can put them in your pocket and walk home!

Long story short, there have been a number of facebook posts already this summer about people waking up the next day with a full or partial grilled cheese sandwich in their pocket.

First time back to Chicago after moving to Memphis, we were just dying to find Tamale Guy, which as anyone in Chicago knows isn't really difficult since he is to Chicago what Mr. Pickles is to the internet. When he showed up (inevitably) at the first place we were drinking we bought like 20 tamales thinking we'd save them to enjoy during our whole stay.

Yep, next time I pulled out that suitcase to use it I found...old tamales.

No, we did not eat them anyway.

K4 > ASL

 

[-fish-]

glad to see this draft pick thing is going smoothly.

stryker>thanks for taking one for the team.

 

[Henry Ford]

Since I'm old and don't understand technology, would someone here who is old and smart help me out?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Since I'm old and don't understand technology, would someone here who is old and smart help me out?

PM Tanner. Or GM.

 

[charvik]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

Your face is an altavista search.

I don't understand "Your face is an altavista search"

You are standing in an open field west of a white house with a door.

There is a mailbox here.

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[Osaurus]

There's sort of football on tonight

 

[charvik]

There's sort of football on tonight

effing CONCACAF CL... I just can't get excited about it, even if drinking heavily.

 

[John Bender]

If anyone wants a link to my GeoCities page, just hit me up on my CompuServe account. I'm running 2400 bps suckas!

Your face is an altavista search.

I don't understand "Your face is an altavista search"

You are standing in an open field west of a white house with a door.

There is a mailbox here.

>

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You can still play all those games here:

http://pot.home.xs4all.nl/infocom/

Wishbringer was my favorite

ETA: non Java version of Zork: http://www.web-adventures.org/cgi-bin/webfrotz?s=ZorkDungeon