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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
I wouldn't put it past him. He has a Tom Brunansky jellycock, that really speaks volumes IMO.
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
Just watched this.
I'm physically hurt. Literally injured by this video.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Zipper cooter is #1 in my book!!
Boston Fred I owe you a beverage
Boston Fred I owe you a beverage
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Footballguy
I'll add "mama" to the, I forgot who the #### you, are and don't really care, list for the ladies.Yeah, I "babe" too. I use that on my wife when I forget her name.I generally stick to ma'am, sir, man, dude, & you. Mrs. SLB knows to always say peoples names when (hi Phil, how are you?!) we are out to remind me.* 10
Slick, Cap'n, Hoss, Big Guy, Chester, Gus*, and Champ when it comes to guys.
Babe, Hon, Sugar-t its, Lady, and Chesty for females.
*black guys only
Forgot "baby" for girls. Great to meet you baby. That's how I use it.
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Footballguy
My grandfather told a story of getting crabs in Spain back in the day....who else was there at the same time and place, and also got crabs? Hemingway. So either my grandpa indulged in the #### with Hemingway, or banged the same skanks as him.
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Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I always say it 'Goo-ster'. Is that wrong?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
My dad once banged two stewardesses.
I hear you. I wish I would have taken my Dad's advice and video taped my FIL telling his stories about WWII and life after that.
Gus was crazy smart. He helped design planes for McDonnell/Boeing.
Navy tattoo from the war?What a little homo. I got a tat right in the same spot and it was only slightly painful.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
holy ####
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Cleaning out a garage with a hangover
YSR
Footballguy
Oh hell no. Romo and I are going to have a very serious "this is your dance space, this is my dance space" talk when this is over.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
So are we inducing?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I didn't even try it. Had enough disappointment in my mouth at the beer fest thanks to Dave. He excels at finding crappy beers. Did you stay long? I want to back but we are having a garage sale today. Neat.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Hang in the Yeesr, that can't be easy.Oh there's no doubt that I'm "that ##### that turned our son/brother against his own family". I told him tonight that while it's no fun to be the villain, it's a role I'll assume if it means that someone is calling them on their ####.That sucks big time. Went through the same thing with my wife and her family. Her mom and grandmother are more manipulative than 1000 Asian kids on meth at a Rubik's Cube solving tournament. Took my wife years before she finally realize how freaking venomous they are. Good news is that she has almost no contact with them these days.My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm sure they tell everybody that I'm some sort of brute that turn her against them. Jay Cutler.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Setting myself up for mockery here and that's cool......Frostillicus said:
I am trying to lose weight, and right now my first goal is to not eat fast food. The other day on my way home from a long work day, where I skipped lunch, I normally would have stopped at McDonalds to eat before going home to eat dinner
I didn't want to, but the urge was really strong...... I called a friend who's been on me to get in shape for years, and told him what I was going to do. He talked to me all the way home and I never did stop.
Pathetic, I know.
Mock away
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nobody is going to mock you for trying to better your health. Stay strong Pack...you can do this. One day at a time or some such.Setting myself up for mockery here and that's cool......I am trying to lose weight, and right now my first goal is to not eat fast food. The other day on my way home from a long work day, where I skipped lunch, I normally would have stopped at McDonalds to eat before going home to eat dinnerFrostillicus said:
I didn't want to, but the urge was really strong...... I called a friend who's been on me to get in shape for years, and told him what I was going to do. He talked to me all the way home and I never did stop.
Pathetic, I know.
Mock away
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
Now I'm craving fast food. Thanks, jerkface.Setting myself up for mockery here and that's cool......I am trying to lose weight, and right now my first goal is to not eat fast food. The other day on my way home from a long work day, where I skipped lunch, I normally would have stopped at McDonalds to eat before going home to eat dinnerFrostillicus said:
I didn't want to, but the urge was really strong...... I called a friend who's been on me to get in shape for years, and told him what I was going to do. He talked to me all the way home and I never did stop.
Pathetic, I know.
Mock away
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
My cousin works at that McDonald's and he frequently goes diarrhea in the food.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
No reason to mock. Fight the good fight, gb.Setting myself up for mockery here and that's cool......Frostillicus said:
I am trying to lose weight, and right now my first goal is to not eat fast food. The other day on my way home from a long work day, where I skipped lunch, I normally would have stopped at McDonalds to eat before going home to eat dinner
I didn't want to, but the urge was really strong...... I called a friend who's been on me to get in shape for years, and told him what I was going to do. He talked to me all the way home and I never did stop.
Pathetic, I know.
Mock away
-fish-
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
Not pathetic at all. I live down the street from every fast food place (except 5G that went under) and have been home since early July until my new job starts in a couple of weeks. There is not a day that goes by that I don't think about going up there and getting some of that tasty food, but I don't because I have lost weight and continue to do so and that is more important. I run/walk every day and I can't imagine what havoc that food would wreak on my system since I have not had it in many months. Take it 1 day at a time and thank your friend. Someone told me recently that a friend is someone who tells you the things you don't want to hear. Be strong GB. I have dropped ~40 lbs since the end of April and owe most of that to not doing the things I used to do or doing things I should have doneSetting myself up for mockery here and that's cool......I am trying to lose weight, and right now my first goal is to not eat fast food. The other day on my way home from a long work day, where I skipped lunch, I normally would have stopped at McDonalds to eat before going home to eat dinnerFrostillicus said:
I didn't want to, but the urge was really strong...... I called a friend who's been on me to get in shape for years, and told him what I was going to do. He talked to me all the way home and I never did stop.
Pathetic, I know.
Mock away
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goo me bears?
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