GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[krista4]

Relationship status: exclusive

Did you think you were posting on Facebook?

 

[bostonfred]

Relationship status: exclusive

Just because it's with a girl doesn't make this less ####.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Relationship status: exclusive

Congrats. Never saw it coming.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Relationship status: exclusive

LINK

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, I gave you a shout-out in my latest video, and I don't think you've even watched.

There were videos? BRB

ETA: Ah, it was the one you shot sideways like a Crip and his 9mm.

 

[Ignoramus]

Raiderette loves the train too.

Anyone ever go cross country or on a 48 hour plus train ride. Amtrack seems to have bedroom suites for the la-chi leg. 43 hours. and then another 15-20 or so to get to NC where grandpa lives.

Seems like it might be fun. See the country all that.

Thoughts

We took the Orient Express from Bangkok (heehee) to Singapore in 2008, a three-day and two-night trip. Complete luxury, with a personal butler who, among other things, left a bottle of champagne in our refrigerator every time we left the cabin.

####### hated it. Do not do this.

So would you say that you, too, love a good train ride?

No, I would say the opposite of that.

Lazy innuendo aside, did you seriously hate it? Because it sounds incredible.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Proper work dump etiquette

1. Mercy flush.

2. If you crap for more than five minutes more than once a day, crap in different bathrooms.

3. Once in a while, bring a newspaper to work. When you get to the office, slide the sports page under one stall and the rest under the other. If there are three stalls, put the funny pages under the third stall door.

4. Don't make a tp nest. Use the MDJ or make a small dong protector.

5. No cell phone use except for Internet. If you make a phone call from the John it had better be an empty bathroom and a friend who would understand hearing a flush in the background because I will flush repeatedly until you hang up or leave.

6.if the stalls are full, leave. Don't wait. This isn't a ####### mall parking lot at Christmas. If you have to ####, #### elsewhere.

7. If someone else starts wiping just as you are ready to start wiping, wait and let them finish. Wipe while they wash.

8. This is because you never make eye contact with a fellow ####ter. Ever.

9. And don't go peeking through that crack in the door either. They can see you and it's weird.

10. And please, if it's a serious ####, mercy flush.

 

[krista4]

Raiderette loves the train too.

Anyone ever go cross country or on a 48 hour plus train ride. Amtrack seems to have bedroom suites for the la-chi leg. 43 hours. and then another 15-20 or so to get to NC where grandpa lives.

Seems like it might be fun. See the country all that.

Thoughts

We took the Orient Express from Bangkok (heehee) to Singapore in 2008, a three-day and two-night trip. Complete luxury, with a personal butler who, among other things, left a bottle of champagne in our refrigerator every time we left the cabin.

####### hated it. Do not do this.

So would you say that you, too, love a good train ride?

No, I would say the opposite of that.

Lazy innuendo aside, did you seriously hate it? Because it sounds incredible.

Yeah, that was the plot twist. It sounded amazing, but really, being on a train for three days (even though we had stops to see some neat places) is awful no matter how "luxurious". It's confined, uncomfortable, awkward to be with these same damn people all the time, and sleeping is nearly impossible for someone like me who can't sleep in the best of circumstances. Mr. krista termed it "The Rolling Sad".

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Relationship status: exclusive

How does it feel being the last to know?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Depressing last couple of days. Robin Williams dies, Tony Stewart ran over a guy while DUI, mouthbreathing MMA fighter beats up Ex half to death, Krista takes videos like my 6 year old nephew, Guster joins the other team...I have to go back to work tomorrow.

Stereotype: confirmed

I've made a huge mistake

Shark week repeat

Moor shark week.

 

[krista4]

Tanner, I gave you a shout-out in my latest video, and I don't think you've even watched.

There were videos? BRB

ETA: Ah, it was the one you shot sideways like a Crip and his 9mm.

By the way, your Bako boy's wife sent me a message last night apologizing for taking so long but they'd love to get together. At this rate I'll be living in another state by the time we do.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I took the train to work nearly every weekday for 8 years. I learned that trains are awesome means of transportation that provide you with fantastic opportunities you never get while driving, like reading, paying bills, installing Netflix, etc.

I also learned that more than 45 minutes on a train at 1 time starts to suck the enjoyment out of a train ride. And to not get so drunk that you might pass out on the train and ride it until you wake up in a dark train in the yard at the end of the line. Or improbably worse, ride it all the way out of the city to the end of the line, then all three way back into the city, only to wake on a dark train in Union ####ing Station.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Anyone else's basement leak from the nice Midwest monsoon we had today

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Anyone else's basement leak from the nice Midwest monsoon we had today

Royals!

 

[UniAlias]

I took the train to work nearly every weekday for 8 years. I learned that trains are awesome means of transportation that provide you with fantastic opportunities you never get while driving, like reading, paying bills, installing Netflix, etc.

I also learned that more than 45 minutes on a train at 1 time starts to suck the enjoyment out of a train ride. And to not get so drunk that you might pass out on the train and ride it until you wake up in a dark train in the yard at the end of the line. Or improbably worse, ride it all the way out of the city to the end of the line, then all three way back into the city, only to wake on a dark train in Union ####ing Station.

Took a train from San Francisco to Portland a few years ago which departed late at night. Got completely smashed beforehand, passed out as soon as I took my seat. Some guy woke me up a few hours later saying I was snoring obnoxiously loud.

Jerks like me probably make train rides unbearable.

 

[Gadzooks]

Relationship status: exclusive

Let's slow things down a bit, we're just co-owning a fantasy football team. I'm not ready to go exclusive.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

4. Don't make a tp nest. Use the MDJ or make a small dong protector.

Maurice Drew-Jones?

More like Maurice Johns-Drew, amirite?!?!

I want to punch myself in the face for that.

 

[Abraham]

Two threads is tedious. Please merge.

 

[mr roboto]

I'm trying really hard to stay out of that sprint car thread but it's tough not to mercilessly mock the speculation, ad hoc reasoning and armchair psychoanalysis. Fortunately HF is performing beautifully.

One of the biggest offenders early on is a guy I don't think I can mock.

But Tanner can.

 

[Frostillicus]

So softball tonight. 8 of the 12 guys on the team smoke, I usually go through 5-6 a night when I play, my kids weren't there (I've never smoked in front of them), and since it was a tournament tonight we had a break of about an hour between two games where everybody just stood around and smoked and drank beer. I still managed to resist the urge to light one up. Day 9!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Raiderette loves the train too.

My link.

My daughter's 8 years old you ####### ### hole. You too tanner.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Raiderette loves the train too.

My link.

My daughter's 8 years old you ####### ### hole. You too tanner.

And in case tanner unlikes the post, thats why he's mentioned.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Raiderette loves the train too.

My link.

My daughter's 8 years old you ####### ### hole. You too tanner.

Raiderette loves the train too.

My link.

You're on the list too

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Raiderette loves the train too.

I'll bet she does.

 

[Guster]

 

[UniAlias]

So softball tonight. 8 of the 12 guys on the team smoke, I usually go through 5-6 a night when I play, my kids weren't there (I've never smoked in front of them), and since it was a tournament tonight we had a break of about an hour between two games where everybody just stood around and smoked and drank beer. I still managed to resist the urge to light one up. Day 9!

Quitting is ####### hard. Especially when booze is involved. It's such a stupid habit though.

 

[Annyong]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

 

[kevzilla]

I'm sure they confused raiderette with lady raiders. Except for Homer.

 

[kevzilla]

GM>find the draft thread yet? Thinking about backing up Peyton with Romo.

 

[Tiger Fan]

DaRaiders> you're up

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Guys I think DR was talking about his daughter not his wife.

At least there's one intelligent one among you.

 

[Plorfu]

So softball tonight. 8 of the 12 guys on the team smoke, I usually go through 5-6 a night when I play, my kids weren't there (I've never smoked in front of them), and since it was a tournament tonight we had a break of about an hour between two games where everybody just stood around and smoked and drank beer. I still managed to resist the urge to light one up. Day 9!

I bring this up a lot, but when I quit smoking, I transferred the price of a pack of cigarettes from checking to savings every day to represent what I didn't buy that day. It adds up fast.

This is day 64 of being alcohol-free for me. If you guys knew me in real life 65 days ago, you'd never have believed it.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So softball tonight. 8 of the 12 guys on the team smoke, I usually go through 5-6 a night when I play, my kids weren't there (I've never smoked in front of them), and since it was a tournament tonight we had a break of about an hour between two games where everybody just stood around and smoked and drank beer. I still managed to resist the urge to light one up. Day 9!

That is really awesome frosty!! Keep it up!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

DaRaiders> you're up

I'll wait

 

[DA RAIDERS]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

my notebook sucks ###, but i've have always referred to my daughter as raiderette, my wife as lady raiders. It is funny though. Bunch a ####### mouth breathers in here.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

my notebook sucks ###, but if have always referred to my daughter as raiderette, my wife as lady raiders. It is funny though. Bunch a ####### mouth breathers in here.

 

[Annyong]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

my notebook sucks ###, but i've have always referred to my daughter as raiderette, my wife as lady raiders. It is funny though. Bunch a ####### mouth breathers in here.

Youre still going tobang your wife on the train right?

 

[Annyong]

oh and make a pick. Bortles is still there.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

my notebook sucks ###, but if have always referred to my daughter as raiderette, my wife as lady raiders. It is funny though. Bunch a ####### mouth breathers in here.

We must hang out some day

 

[DA RAIDERS]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

my notebook sucks ###, but i've have always referred to my daughter as raiderette, my wife as lady raiders. It is funny though. Bunch a ####### mouth breathers in here.

Youre still going tobang your wife on the train right?

Duh

 

[DA RAIDERS]

oh and make a pick. Bortles is still there.

Nah I'm good. Let you ####ers twist in the wind a little.............Mwaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahhahaahhhh, the power has made me drunk!! Or maybe it's all the beers after playing a little soccer

 

[bentley]

YSR named her kid after Yuke. I'm just going to chalk this up to her ongoing obsession with everything bentley. I sure could go for some Doritos right now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Raiderette loves the train too.

My link.

My daughter's 8 years old you ####### ### hole. You too tanner.

What the hell did I do.........this time?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

my notebook sucks ###, but i've have always referred to my daughter as raiderette, my wife as lady raiders. It is funny though. Bunch a ####### mouth breathers in here.

I didn't know you were married or had a kid. I just thought you really liked porn and The Sopranos.

 

[Guster]

YSR named her kid after Yuke. I'm just going to chalk this up to her ongoing obsession with everything bentley. I sure could go for some Doritos right now.

utoflikes:

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

my notebook sucks ###, but i've have always referred to my daughter as raiderette, my wife as lady raiders. It is funny though. Bunch a ####### mouth breathers in here.

I didn't know you were married or had a kid. I just thought you really liked porn and The Sopranos.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Starting to wish Frosty would just ####### smoke.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

maybe next time say "my daughter"

my notebook sucks ###, but i've have always referred to my daughter as raiderette, my wife as lady raiders. It is funny though. Bunch a ####### mouth breathers in here.

I didn't know you were married or had a kid. I just thought you really liked porn and The Sopranos.

Lololol

 

[General Malaise]

GM>find the draft thread yet? Thinking about backing up Peyton with Romo.

no clue. Maybe if I asked for somebody to post a link or something, that might help.

Oh, wait.

 

[General Malaise]

DaRaiders> you're up

NEAT

#######

DRAFT