GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and I'm drinking rum and diet. Just ran out of rum. Probably have to dip into the bottle of rum I bought my 22 year old for his birthday last week. Being 'Parent of the Year' has no time limit.

Guessing he's stolen your booze a time or two.

Oddly enough...probably not. It is so fing weird. Considering how absolutely terrible my wife and I were at teenagers my boys are saints.

I remember watching my mom's car drive away from the house to go on a weekend trip, counting to 100, and then running to take the keg I'd hidden in the garage and put it in the bathtub full of ice.

When my wife and I would go away for a night or two out boys would ask "Umm...is it OK if we put the Xbox on the good TV?"

22 year old will have a mixed drink about once a week after a tough day at work. 19 year old hangs out with a lot of "straight-edge" kids. I gave him cart blanket to drink beer at our family reunion in Oregon last summer but aside from him having 3-4* the first night I never saw him get drunk.

Crazy.

*bud light

 

[Ignoramus]

This chick is so hot

I don't care if she's crazy

She just might stab me

I don't care about the internship. I care about Roverica

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[Ignoramus]

Oh and I'm drinking rum and diet. Just ran out of rum. Probably have to dip into the bottle of rum I bought my 22 year old for his birthday last week. Being 'Parent of the Year' has no time limit.

Guessing he's stolen your booze a time or two.

Oddly enough...probably not. It is so fing weird. Considering how absolutely terrible my wife and I were at teenagers my boys are saints.

I remember watching my mom's car drive away from the house to go on a weekend trip, counting to 100, and then running to take the keg I'd hidden in the garage and put it in the bathtub full of ice.

When my wife and I would go away for a night or two out boys would ask "Umm...is it OK if we put the Xbox on the good TV?"

22 year old will have a mixed drink about once a week after a tough day at work. 19 year old hangs out with a lot of "straight-edge" kids. I gave him cart blanket to drink beer at our family reunion in Oregon last summer but aside from him having 3-4* the first night I never saw him get drunk.

Crazy.

*bud light

What's the deal with Straight Edge? They're White Supremacists, right?

 

[T Bell]

Oh and I'm drinking rum and diet. Just ran out of rum. Probably have to dip into the bottle of rum I bought my 22 year old for his birthday last week. Being 'Parent of the Year' has no time limit.

Guessing he's stolen your booze a time or two.

Oddly enough...probably not. It is so fing weird. Considering how absolutely terrible my wife and I were at teenagers my boys are saints.

I remember watching my mom's car drive away from the house to go on a weekend trip, counting to 100, and then running to take the keg I'd hidden in the garage and put it in the bathtub full of ice.

When my wife and I would go away for a night or two out boys would ask "Umm...is it OK if we put the Xbox on the good TV?"

22 year old will have a mixed drink about once a week after a tough day at work. 19 year old hangs out with a lot of "straight-edge" kids. I gave him cart blanket to drink beer at our family reunion in Oregon last summer but aside from him having 3-4* the first night I never saw him get drunk.

Crazy.

*bud light

What's the deal with Straight Edge? They're White Supremacists, right?

They're just really into listening to U2 in the missionary position. It's a real niche.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and I'm drinking rum and diet. Just ran out of rum. Probably have to dip into the bottle of rum I bought my 22 year old for his birthday last week. Being 'Parent of the Year' has no time limit.

Guessing he's stolen your booze a time or two.

Oddly enough...probably not. It is so fing weird. Considering how absolutely terrible my wife and I were at teenagers my boys are saints.

I remember watching my mom's car drive away from the house to go on a weekend trip, counting to 100, and then running to take the keg I'd hidden in the garage and put it in the bathtub full of ice.

When my wife and I would go away for a night or two out boys would ask "Umm...is it OK if we put the Xbox on the good TV?"

22 year old will have a mixed drink about once a week after a tough day at work. 19 year old hangs out with a lot of "straight-edge" kids. I gave him cart blanket to drink beer at our family reunion in Oregon last summer but aside from him having 3-4* the first night I never saw him get drunk.

Crazy.

*bud light

What's the deal with Straight Edge? They're White Supremacists, right?

Around here...no. It is very weird. Punk-type kids that love punkish stuff but don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. It is like a dyke-conomy.

Once upon a time there were straight-edge skin heads. Now it is...different..I guess.

Oh and there were (assuming still is) SHARPS...Skin Heads Against Racial Prejudice. Long story...look it up.

I will tell you this: Back in the late 80s some of the last people I would ever want to get in a street fight (no weapons) with were guys from SHARP. Seriously.

 

[Frostillicus]

Sorry your sons are gay. PM GM, imo.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm just kidding that sounds awesome as a parent.

 

[strykerpks]

Oh and I'm drinking rum and diet. Just ran out of rum. Probably have to dip into the bottle of rum I bought my 22 year old for his birthday last week. Being 'Parent of the Year' has no time limit.

Guessing he's stolen your booze a time or two.

Oddly enough...probably not. It is so fing weird. Considering how absolutely terrible my wife and I were at teenagers my boys are saints.

I remember watching my mom's car drive away from the house to go on a weekend trip, counting to 100, and then running to take the keg I'd hidden in the garage and put it in the bathtub full of ice.

When my wife and I would go away for a night or two out boys would ask "Umm...is it OK if we put the Xbox on the good TV?"

22 year old will have a mixed drink about once a week after a tough day at work. 19 year old hangs out with a lot of "straight-edge" kids. I gave him cart blanket to drink beer at our family reunion in Oregon last summer but aside from him having 3-4* the first night I never saw him get drunk.

Crazy.

*bud light

What's the deal with Straight Edge? They're White Supremacists, right?

Around here...no. It is very weird. Punk-type kids that love punkish stuff but don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. It is like a dyke-conomy.

Once upon a time there were straight-edge skin heads. Now it is...different..I guess.

No they're just dorks.

GB of mine was straight edge in high school and then went to college and realized getting poon was more fun. He probably rivaled Stu's entire portfolio in just a few years.

A few weeks ago I asked him about his straight edge phase and he told me "I was young and dumb"

Usually that phrase is reserved for us drunks who did lots of drugs too

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and I'm drinking rum and diet. Just ran out of rum. Probably have to dip into the bottle of rum I bought my 22 year old for his birthday last week. Being 'Parent of the Year' has no time limit.

Guessing he's stolen your booze a time or two.

Oddly enough...probably not. It is so fing weird. Considering how absolutely terrible my wife and I were at teenagers my boys are saints.

I remember watching my mom's car drive away from the house to go on a weekend trip, counting to 100, and then running to take the keg I'd hidden in the garage and put it in the bathtub full of ice.

When my wife and I would go away for a night or two out boys would ask "Umm...is it OK if we put the Xbox on the good TV?"

22 year old will have a mixed drink about once a week after a tough day at work. 19 year old hangs out with a lot of "straight-edge" kids. I gave him cart blanket to drink beer at our family reunion in Oregon last summer but aside from him having 3-4* the first night I never saw him get drunk.

Crazy.

*bud light

What's the deal with Straight Edge? They're White Supremacists, right?

Around here...no. It is very weird. Punk-type kids that love punkish stuff but don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. It is like a dyke-conomy.

Once upon a time there were straight-edge skin heads. Now it is...different..I guess.

No they're just dorks.

GB of mine was straight edge in high school and then went to college and realized getting poon was more fun. He probably rivaled Stu's entire portfolio in just a few years.

A few weeks ago I asked him about his straight edge phase and he told me "I was young and dumb"

Usually that phrase is reserved for us drunks who did lots of drugs too

An error occurredMy wife found a condom wrapper in our car a few weeks ago. Sure as hell wasn't mine.

 

[strykerpks]

It was probably one of the cats

 

[krista4]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

 

[strykerpks]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

Totes adorbs

Oops. I meant GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Frostillicus]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

That cat made a funny jump coming out from behind those pillows.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

Totes adorbs

Oops. I meant GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

I hope this is you holding the hoop, buttslut.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

That cat made a funny jump coming out from behind those pillows.

I hope this is your next shot video

 

[Frostillicus]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

That cat made a funny jump coming out from behind those pillows.

I hope this is your next shot video

That guy was trying to look cool but it really didn't go the way he expected because he was too careless.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Arapaho of nothing. This is Woz, right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

That cat made a funny jump coming out from behind those pillows.

I hope this is your next shot video

That guy was trying to look cool but it really didn't go the way he expected because he was too careless.

WTF DID I JUST SAY?

 

[Frostillicus]

Arapaho of nothing. This is Woz, right?

That guy seems scared and perplexed by what is going on.

 

[strykerpks]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

Totes adorbs

Oops. I meant GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

I hope this is you holding the hoop, buttslut.

This is just preposterous. I wouldn't do that, let alone wear that outfit.

 

[Frostillicus]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

Totes adorbs

Oops. I meant GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

I hope this is you holding the hoop, buttslut.

This is just preposterous. I wouldn't do that, let alone wear that outfit.

The kicker probably feels bad for kicking the ball so badly that instead of going through the hoop it hit his friend in the nards.

 

[strykerpks]

No matter what the size...cats is cats

Adorable.

Note how I didn't say "adorbs" or "totes adorbs". That's because I'm an adult human.

BTFU! I am the hairbringer of death!

Totes adorbs

Oops. I meant GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

I hope this is you holding the hoop, buttslut.

This is just preposterous. I wouldn't do that, let alone wear that outfit.

The kicker probably feels bad for kicking the ball so badly that instead of going through the hoop it hit his friend in the nards.

Looks like something Tre would do to you. What a jerk

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone that doesn't like this song is pretty much a gaylord.

 

[strykerpks]

Anyone that doesn't like this song is pretty much a gaylord.

Serious

I don't know much Dinosaur Jr. but it sounds like a whinier Eddie Vedder. What am I missing?

/Serious

It sounds like poop

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone that doesn't like this song is pretty much a gaylord.

Serious

I don't know much Dinosaur Jr. but it sounds like a whinier Eddie Vedder. What am I missing?

/Serious

It sounds like poop

A penis.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN: Fish (NSFW curse words)

 

[strykerpks]

Anyone that doesn't like this song is pretty much a gaylord.

Serious

I don't know much Dinosaur Jr. but it sounds like a whinier Eddie Vedder. What am I missing?

/Serious

It sounds like poop

A penis.

Sorry, that song sucked worse than Pearl Jam

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone that doesn't like this song is pretty much a gaylord.

Serious

I don't know much Dinosaur Jr. but it sounds like a whinier Eddie Vedder. What am I missing?

/Serious

It sounds like poop

A penis.

Sorry, that song sucked worse than Pearl Jam

No such thing.

 

[Frostillicus]

ATTN: Fish (NSFW curse words)

That is a lot of pikachus.

Also I agree with stryker.

 

[strykerpks]

Anyone that doesn't like this song is pretty much a gaylord.

Serious

I don't know much Dinosaur Jr. but it sounds like a whinier Eddie Vedder. What am I missing?

/Serious

It sounds like poop

A penis.

Sorry, that song sucked worse than Pearl Jam

No such thing.

Pixies

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone that doesn't like this song is pretty much a gaylord.

Serious

I don't know much Dinosaur Jr. but it sounds like a whinier Eddie Vedder. What am I missing?

/Serious

It sounds like poop

A penis.

Sorry, that song sucked worse than Pearl Jam

No such thing.

Pixies

ool

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Dinosaur Jr shreds. I'm sure there's some Miley Cyrus on a radio station somewhere for you.

 

[Drifter]

I'm with Stryker. I won't say it sucks but it's everything that was non-descript and boring about most 90s music.

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't think we're allowed to disagree with Tanner about music.

 

[strykerpks]

Dinosaur Jr shreds. I'm sure there's some Miley Cyrus on a radio station somewhere for you.

Lol at shreds.

I'm all for good music. I'll throw my hands up if they're playing my song. I know it's ok. I'll nod my head. I'll move my hips. It's gotta be a party in the United States though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't think we're allowed to disagree with Tanner about music.

Just the opposite. It allows me to update my lists.

 

[Drifter]

90s music that shreds

 

[strykerpks]

90s music that shreds

Lots of likes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

90s music that shreds

Won't disagree about the music but Rage Against the Machine is hilarious in their politics.

 

[-fish-]

This chick is so hot

I don't care if she's crazy

She just might stab me

I don't care about the internship. I care about Roverica

roverica likes haiku

 

[-fish-]

I'm on the dinosaur jr side of this one.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm on the dinosaur jr side of this one.

I don't care about the internship. I care about Roverica

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Screw it, I'm going to the bar. Who cares if I have to be at work at 7 AM?



:toooldforthis:

 

[Henry Ford]

ATTN: Fish (NSFW curse words)

Jesus Christ, they're mustering an army.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Prob something a tourist doesn't wan to find out after the fact is "a 3.5 meter crocodile lives under the bridge" where he took a swim. Some video attached:

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/watch-crocodile-chases-swimmer-shore-mexico-article-1.1904633

 

[kevzilla]

Screw it, I'm going to the bar. Who cares if I have to be at work at 7 AM?



:toooldforthis:

 

[Tiger Fan]

Oh and I'm drinking rum and diet. Just ran out of rum. Probably have to dip into the bottle of rum I bought my 22 year old for his birthday last week. Being 'Parent of the Year' has no time limit.

Guessing he's stolen your booze a time or two.

Oddly enough...probably not. It is so fing weird. Considering how absolutely terrible my wife and I were at teenagers my boys are saints.

I remember watching my mom's car drive away from the house to go on a weekend trip, counting to 100, and then running to take the keg I'd hidden in the garage and put it in the bathtub full of ice.

When my wife and I would go away for a night or two out boys would ask "Umm...is it OK if we put the Xbox on the good TV?"

22 year old will have a mixed drink about once a week after a tough day at work. 19 year old hangs out with a lot of "straight-edge" kids. I gave him cart blanket to drink beer at our family reunion in Oregon last summer but aside from him having 3-4* the first night I never saw him get drunk.

Crazy.

*bud light

What's the deal with Straight Edge? They're White Supremacists, right?

Around here...no. It is very weird. Punk-type kids that love punkish stuff but don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. It is like a dyke-conomy.

Once upon a time there were straight-edge skin heads. Now it is...different..I guess.

No they're just dorks.

GB of mine was straight edge in high school and then went to college and realized getting poon was more fun. He probably rivaled Stu's entire portfolio in just a few years.

A few weeks ago I asked him about his straight edge phase and he told me "I was young and dumb"

Usually that phrase is reserved for us drunks who did lots of drugs too

An error occurredMy wife found a condom wrapper in our car a few weeks ago. Sure as hell wasn't mine.

start hiding $

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh and I'm drinking rum and diet. Just ran out of rum. Probably have to dip into the bottle of rum I bought my 22 year old for his birthday last week. Being 'Parent of the Year' has no time limit.

Guessing he's stolen your booze a time or two.

Oddly enough...probably not. It is so fing weird. Considering how absolutely terrible my wife and I were at teenagers my boys are saints.

I remember watching my mom's car drive away from the house to go on a weekend trip, counting to 100, and then running to take the keg I'd hidden in the garage and put it in the bathtub full of ice.

When my wife and I would go away for a night or two out boys would ask "Umm...is it OK if we put the Xbox on the good TV?"

22 year old will have a mixed drink about once a week after a tough day at work. 19 year old hangs out with a lot of "straight-edge" kids. I gave him cart blanket to drink beer at our family reunion in Oregon last summer but aside from him having 3-4* the first night I never saw him get drunk.

Crazy.

*bud light

What's the deal with Straight Edge? They're White Supremacists, right?

Around here...no. It is very weird. Punk-type kids that love punkish stuff but don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. It is like a dyke-conomy.

Once upon a time there were straight-edge skin heads. Now it is...different..I guess.

No they're just dorks.GB of mine was straight edge in high school and then went to college and realized getting poon was more fun. He probably rivaled Stu's entire portfolio in just a few years.

A few weeks ago I asked him about his straight edge phase and he told me "I was young and dumb"

Usually that phrase is reserved for us drunks who did lots of drugs too

An error occurred

My wife found a condom wrapper in our car a few weeks ago. Sure as hell wasn't mine.

Did you explain to her that if you cheat on her you're definitely going bareback?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anyone that doesn't like this song is pretty much a gaylord.

Serious

I don't know much Dinosaur Jr. but it sounds like a whinier Eddie Vedder. What am I missing?

/Serious

It sounds like poop

I don't think you know what Eddie Vedder sounds like.

He sounds like the Counting Crows dude in that song alot