GM's thread about nothing (49 Viewers)

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm so tired.

Don't worry, once the littler one turns 3 it gets a lot easier.

http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences4/kids

 

[Captain Quinoa]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

Is it pee?

 

[YSR]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

Is it pee?

It better be.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

Is it pee?

It better be.

Pregnant yet?

 

[Annyong]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

get this.

We just put a wet wipe over his donger when changing them

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A guy I worked with long ago was family friends with the Matthews and remembered "Little Davey" fondly as a nice kid. Was shocked that he was a super star.

LOOK AT ME!

eta: don't look at me, I'm hideous.

Your face looks like an old catcher's mitt.

 

[Osaurus]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

Is it pee?

 

[General Malaise]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

Oh, I'm pretty sure 2002/2003 version of attention hooooooor GM posted the story about Kellen whizzing into my face. Point the cannon towards his feet.

 

[El Floppo]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

get this.

We just put a wet wipe over his donger when changing them

you're doing it all wrong.

the idea is to buy useless stuff. lots of it.

 

[El Floppo]

A guy I worked with long ago was family friends with the Matthews and remembered "Little Davey" fondly as a nice kid. Was shocked that he was a super star.

LOOK AT ME!

eta: don't look at me, I'm hideous.

Your face looks like an old catcher's mitt.

:(

 

[General Malaise]

A guy I worked with long ago was family friends with the Matthews and remembered "Little Davey" fondly as a nice kid. Was shocked that he was a super star.

LOOK AT ME!

eta: don't look at me, I'm hideous.

Your face looks like an old catcher's mitt.

:(

my link

 

[bentley]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

That's going to change on the 4th of Never. Angrywife complains constantly about having to clean up the pee left everywhere from her 40, 5 and 3 year old boys.

 

[Foosball God]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

Even when he is "potty trained" it will be all over the seat, the floor, the sides of the toilet. You can't escape it.

 

[Annyong]

What boys lack in pee control, they make up for in lots and lots of uncontrollable energy

 

[Good Posting Judge]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

Circumcision?

 

[Frostillicus]

What boys lack in pee control, they make up for in lots and lots of uncontrollable energy

And noise and breaking stuff. Plus hitting.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What boys lack in pee control, they make up for in lots and lots of uncontrollable energy

And noise and breaking stuff. Plus hitting.

Oh the hitting. So much hitting.

 

[El Floppo]

What boys lack in pee control, they make up for in lots and lots of uncontrollable energy

And noise and breaking stuff. Plus hitting.

Oh the hitting. So much hitting.

and minecraft.

 

[bentley]

What boys lack in pee control, they make up for in lots and lots of uncontrollable energy

And noise and breaking stuff. Plus hitting.

Oh the hitting. So much hitting.

My two were all over all of this today. I can't wait for vacation to end so I can get some peace and quiet at work.

YSR- you should definitely make sure the next one is a boy.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm pro-hitting.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Yeah, we went on "vacation" this weekend at a non-babyproofed house with a pool and it was exhausting. GB having a house you can just let your kid roam around in.

 

[Frostillicus]

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

 

[Thorn]

What boys lack in pee control, they make up for in lots and lots of uncontrollable energy

And noise and breaking stuff. Plus hitting.

Oh the hitting. So much hitting.

My nephew, who is 3, is constantly asking to hold or kiss his brother, who is 4 months. Whenever they say yet, he cuffs him one.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Yeah, we went on "vacation" this weekend at a non-babyproofed house with a pool and it was exhausting. GB having a house you can just let your kid roam around in.

I'm leaving for Vegas on Thursday while my wife watches our 5,3,and 1 year old boys

 

[Idiot Boxer]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

That's going to change on the 4th of Never. Angrywife complains constantly about having to clean up the pee left everywhere from her 40, 5 and 3 year old boys.

Wait until they turn 13.

 

[Annyong]

Yeah, we went on "vacation" this weekend at a non-babyproofed house with a pool and it was exhausting. GB having a house you can just let your kid roam around in.

I'm leaving for Vegas on Thursday while my wife watches our 5,3,and 1 year old boys

May she rest in pieces

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Seattle peeps:

Firming up plans to come up there on the weekend of nov 2nd. Anyone have a line on Seahawks tickets?

 

[General Malaise]

What boys lack in pee control, they make up for in lots and lots of uncontrollable energy

And noise and breaking stuff. Plus hitting.

Oh the hitting. So much hitting.

and minecraft.

and naked jump parties

 

[General Malaise]

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

Not as funny as some of the cat gifs, i'll be honest with you.

 

[Ignoramus]

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

Best ice water challenge yet.

 

[Osaurus]

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

Best ice water challenge yet.

Wish all the videos had this hilarity

 

[Disco Stu]

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

Best ice water challenge yet.

Wish all the videos had this hilarity

Many do.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

Silver lining.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seattle peeps:

Firming up plans to come up there on the weekend of nov 2nd. Anyone have a line on Seahawks tickets?

Find a local NAMBLA meeting, they should have plenty.

 

[-fish-]

Seattle peeps:

Firming up plans to come up there on the weekend of nov 2nd. Anyone have a line on Seahawks tickets?

There are plenty of seats to be had, but no really good deals. I'd try SeatGeek, the official NFL ticket exchange, or craigslist. I just got tickets to the Hawks/Cowboys game and stubhub was the most expensive.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm pro-hitting.

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

Silver lining.

Seattle peeps:

Firming up plans to come up there on the weekend of nov 2nd. Anyone have a line on Seahawks tickets?

Find a local NAMBLA meeting, they should have plenty.

I don't feel angry.

 

[Osaurus]

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

Best ice water challenge yet.

Wish all the videos had this hilarity

Many do.

Solid

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This is someone getting hit in the head with a cooler.

Best ice water challenge yet.

Wish all the videos had this hilarity

Many do.

Cryin' over here.

 

[Abraham]

I will be in LA in October.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Seattle peeps:

Firming up plans to come up there on the weekend of nov 2nd. Anyone have a line on Seahawks tickets?

There are plenty of seats to be had, but no really good deals. I'd try SeatGeek, the official NFL ticket exchange, or craigslist. I just got tickets to the Hawks/Cowboys game and stubhub was the most expensive.

yeah, I've looked at those routes. I'm looking for corporate seats. When we went to KC, our front tow seats plus luxury suite access was from Bryan cave. I'd love to somehow luck into something like that again.

 

[Frostillicus]

I will be in LA in October.

I will be in LA in September.

 

[Frostillicus]

On the treadmill. Been a while.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

On the treadmill. Been a while.

Aren't we all brother ...aren't we all ...

 

[Osaurus]

On the treadmill. Been a while.

 

[kevzilla]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

 

[strykerpks]

I won't be in LA anytime soon

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Seattle peeps:

Firming up plans to come up there on the weekend of nov 2nd. Anyone have a line on Seahawks tickets?

There are plenty of seats to be had, but no really good deals. I'd try SeatGeek, the official NFL ticket exchange, or craigslist. I just got tickets to the Hawks/Cowboys game and stubhub was the most expensive.

yeah, I've looked at those routes. I'm looking for corporate seats. When we went to KC, our front tow seats plus luxury suite access was from Bryan cave. I'd love to somehow luck into something like that again.

On the plus side, the raiders will have 2-3 wins by then and tickets should be much cheaper.

 

[Annyong]

I ran about 4 miles before it started down pouring today. It was raining sideways.

Gotta get back out there tonight to finish up the last 6.

 

[Josie Maran]

I cannot imagine anything related to the DMB that doesn't suck. Unless it is something like "DMB vows to stop playing forever and files injunction to stop anyone, anywhere from playing their music forever."

"Of course I'm a Dave fan. Excuse me for being alive in the 90s and having two ears connected to a heart."

--Jeff Winger

 

[Josie Maran]

Had a stressful day today but picked up a boatload of Miller Lite on my way home and am now feeling much better. Prepare for some drunkposting.