GM's thread about nothing (68 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Are we sure GM and Chip Kelly aren't the same person?

https://twitter.com/dhm/status/502101646256898050/photo/1

he's much skinnier and has a better tan.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'll be doing the ice bucket challenge today...being nominated by the hot chick I'm trying to nail. We'll be doing it together. At the bar. While daydrinking.

Could turn out to be a good Thursday.

I personally am offended that you would turn this altruistic fundraising/awareness raising philanthropy into some classless pick up line.Just kidding. I hope you raise awareness and 'raise awareness' at the same time.

Who says getting laid and doing good are mutually exclusive?

This is the sort of encouragement my debauchery really needs. Thanks buddy.

 

[Osaurus]

David Price lovefest here at the Trop today. Still the best pitcher in the building.

ETA: You can tell the kids are back in school. This place is a ghost town.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry GB Tanner. Give them hell like you did during the Whiskey Rebellion.

Which side was I on?

The good side.

 

[Thorn]

I'll be doing the ice bucket challenge today...being nominated by the hot chick I'm trying to nail. We'll be doing it together. At the bar. While daydrinking.

Could turn out to be a good Thursday.

"Let's get out of these wet clothes..." #brownchickenbrowncow

Waaaaay ahead of you, GB.

Bringing white tees?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I like that your Dog's name is Milhouse.

Might be the one and only argument I've ever won with my bride by saying "You know what? You don't get a say in this."

It was totally worth it too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like that your Dog's name is Milhouse.

Might be the one and only argument I've ever won with my bride by saying "You know what? You don't get a say in this."

It was totally worth it too.

Someone posted a pic on reddit about a week ago. The title was "husband gets to pick the dog, wife gets to pick the name". It was a photo of an oversized male Rott pup named "Cupcake".

 

[Disco Stu]

David Price lovefest here at the Trop today. Still the best pitcher in the building.

ETA: You can tell the kids are back in school. This place is a ghost town.

So, playoff atmosphere?

 

[belljr]

Kids are in school?

 

[Josie Maran]

Kids are in school?

Yeah.

 

[-fish-]

I seriously just considered asking for dating advice from 'zooks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kids are in school?

Yeah.

I agree...for different reasons of course.

 

[kevzilla]

I seriously just considered asking for dating advice from 'zooks.

Apparently, 80% of sexually active men already have.

 

[General Malaise]

Dearest Tre -

I get a weird message on Fantrax whenever I try to make changes to my lineup in beisbol. Please advice:

When this transaction is executed, your capped total salary will become $292. This isNOT above the salary cap.

Your salary counting toward the cap will be $292
Your salary NOT counting toward the cap will be $0
Your TOTAL salary will be $292

 

[Gadzooks]

I seriously just considered asking for dating advice from 'zooks.

I'm listening.........

Over the last couple years I've specialized in the following:

Girls that are way too young for me

Dating the boss's daughter

Banging coworkers

Dating a buddy's sister

One night stand in a garage with an alleged stripper mother of 5

Getting the warts a few months after before-mentioned one night stand (which isn't a big deal, 80% of sexually active men get them)

Dating a school teacher who will probably have Little Zooks in her class in a few years

I'm here to help you in any way I can.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dearest Tre -

I get a weird message on Fantrax whenever I try to make changes to my lineup in beisbol. Please advice:

When this transaction is executed, your capped total salary will become $292. This isNOT above the salary cap.

Your salary counting toward the cap will be $292

Your salary NOT counting toward the cap will be $0

Your TOTAL salary will be $292

sounds like a non-issue, no?

 

[Fuller]

I'm not going to go into the whole story. If I start typing it will take forever. We're not talking career-ending or quitting or anything like that. Bottom line is I will still have a job in a pretty damn good school. But for the first time in 18 years at this district I'm starting to lose faith that those people above me (whom I've always been on very good terms with) aren't doing the right thing(s).

I'll tell the whole story later on after things shake out.

Didn't mean to bring the room down. Please accept this rocket launcher puppy as an apology.

rocket launcher = Boston Terrier. that's a French bulldog. some Jeopardy champion you are.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I seriously just considered asking for dating advice from 'zooks.

I'm listening.........

Over the last couple years I've specialized in the following:

Girls that are way too young for me

Dating the boss's daughter

Banging coworkers

Dating a buddy's sister

One night stand in a garage with an alleged stripper mother of 5

Getting the warts a few months after before-mentioned one night stand (which isn't a big deal, 80% of sexually active men get them)

Dating a school teacher who will probably have Little Zooks in her class in a few years

I'm here to help you in any way I can.

any of them try to kill you?

 

[Gadzooks]

I seriously just considered asking for dating advice from 'zooks.

I'm listening.........

Over the last couple years I've specialized in the following:

Girls that are way too young for me

Dating the boss's daughter

Banging coworkers

Dating a buddy's sister

One night stand in a garage with an alleged stripper mother of 5

Getting the warts a few months after before-mentioned one night stand (which isn't a big deal, 80% of sexually active men get them)

Dating a school teacher who will probably have Little Zooks in her class in a few years

I'm here to help you in any way I can.

any of them try to kill you?

Not yet

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not going to go into the whole story. If I start typing it will take forever. We're not talking career-ending or quitting or anything like that. Bottom line is I will still have a job in a pretty damn good school. But for the first time in 18 years at this district I'm starting to lose faith that those people above me (whom I've always been on very good terms with) aren't doing the right thing(s).

I'll tell the whole story later on after things shake out.

Didn't mean to bring the room down. Please accept this rocket launcher puppy as an apology.

rocket launcher = Boston Terrier. that's a French bulldog. some Jeopardy champion you are.

Racist

 

[Sammy3469]

Chase Stuart is now has an article on 538.

 

[El Floppo]

Aside from placing 1000s of tiny ads, I need some ways of getting rich beyond working my job and going broke.

Ok- go:

- ?

 

[kevzilla]

Aside from placing 1000s of tiny ads, I need some ways of getting rich beyond working my job and going broke.

Ok- go:

- ?

Fantasy football website imo

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Chase Stuart is now has an article on 538.

Oh come on!

 

[belljr]

What's 538

 

[El Floppo]

What's 538

what's Chase Stuart is now.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What's 538

Nate Silver's website

link

 

[El Floppo]

What's 538

Nate Silver's website

so it'll be metrics about sarging?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good for Chase.

When's Rude going to get off the pot and start publishing?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Chase Stuart is now has an article on 538.

My link

 

[bentley]

Chase Stuart is now has an article on 538.

Oh come on!

Whatever it is, I'm sure he used thousands more words than he needed to in order to make a point.

 

[belljr]

I think I'm done with the internet..

people posting names like I'm supposed to know who the #### they are.

people posting youtube videos like I'm supposed to know who the #### they are.

people have way too much ####### time on their hands...

I'm moving to a mountain imo

 

[shuke]

What's 538

Nate Silver's website

link

Who?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What's 538

Nate Silver's website

link

Who?

shtick?

if not, Here you go

I guess you guys don't follow presidential elections?

 

[Disco Stu]

Quit being so aloof.

 

[shuke]

What's 538

Nate Silver's website

link

Who?

shtick?

if not, Here you go

I guess you guys don't follow presidential elections?

Where I go?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

 

[mr roboto]

Nate Silver did not run for president.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Nate Silver did not run for president.

but he helped make some of us who bet on the election a lot of money

 

[belljr]

First time I ever heard of him... and probably the last

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still having a hard time figuring out belljr shtick. Its all over the map.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

First time I ever heard of him... and probably the last

I'm sure there's plenty of wrestling on somewhere.

 

[belljr]

Btw my post about the mountains was not directed about the 538 it is random threads in the ffa

 

[belljr]

First time I ever heard of him... and probably the last

I'm sure there's plenty of wrestling on somewhere.

golf ftr

 

[belljr]

Still having a hard time figuring out belljr shtick. Its all over the map.

schtick? I don't possess any do I

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still having a hard time figuring out belljr shtick. Its all over the map.

schtick? I don't possess any do I

You tell me.

 

[Sammy3469]

Chase Stuart is now has an article on 538.

Oh come on!

I clicked through to Chase's site and one of the posts was requesting help to make it more stable. Seemed appropriate.

 

[belljr]

Tre What would you like to know

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Homer, good job.

Found a new way to pronounce your last name too!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who the hell is belljr?