GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

If you haven't seen it, Palladia occasionally shows Foofighters Live at Wembley. Probably one of the better concerts on TV. One clip

 

[bentley]

That's an awesome song.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

F this version though. Love the guy but terrible.

 

[bluemagic]

And just like that, Bentley sucks.

 

[Drifter]

Hmmm - Still catching up on both songs but Tanner likes rockabilly and punk. Probably would love some of my buddy's band's stuff. I'll see if I can find any online

 

[bluemagic]

I'm sad Frosty didn't eat the sandwich.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It really is. Anybody who doesn't like it can urinate up a rope.

 

[Drifter]

Too ealry to break this out but #### it, I love this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHRkP-4WanQ

 

[bluemagic]

*pissing up a rope* That song is awful.

 

[Limp Ditka]

<--- appropriate

 

[cosjobs]

I also lost $1000 in about 13 minutes at the Golden Gate once. If it wasn't money I hadn't just won at Superbowl squares and if I wasn't blind drunk, I probably would have been more angry about it.

Playing what?

Blackjack.

It's a little foggy but I had won about $700 at Craps there the night before and had just won about another $400 at Superbowl squares. I was sitting with my buddy at the GG and he was losing horribly and I was winning. I went up maybe $200 or so in a few minutes. After my buddy cursed the GG, the dealer, her children, her parents and everybody within 20' he stormed off. I started play 2-3 hands each and kep winning. Of course, I got confident and soon those 2-3 hands were $100 each. I thought I was treading water but before long (likely 30 minutes) I was out of chips.

Ouch.

My best ever run at craps was there. Keep in mind I am a very low-roller. Wife and I and a friend were there one night. I was trying to be smart and "budget" myself. So after a terrible run at 21. I had like $18 in chips left. I got up from the 21 table and saw my friend having a hell of a time at the $5 craps table. I jumped in next to him and threw down my pitiful stack.

I think I walked after about an hour with like $300. I know it isn't a crazy amount but considering I was playing $5 with some odds and no more than a couple of buy bets. Oh and some hard ways.

But the best part of it is that everybody at the table was having the time of their lives.

Somehow my friend and I started calling out what we needed in "football speak". If the point was 4 we would yell out "Emmitt Smith!". If it was 9 we'd yell out "Urlacher!" Not that it really worked but numbers were hitting like crazy.

At one point the guy with the dice looked at me and said "what do you want?" I told him "hard 9!" The whole table said "wtf". I shrugged and said "OK, easy 9". SOB rolls a 9.

There is nothing more glorious than a hot craps table

 

[Limp Ditka]

F this version though. Love the guy but terrible.

oof - never knew that existed.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Too ealry to break this out but #### it, I love this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHRkP-4WanQ

 

[Drifter]

I know that from one point of view it's the right thing to do but from every other fiber of my being I look at Dentist and think, "...yeah, but what good is all that money you saved and scrimped for your retirement if you didn't enjoy your youth?".

 

[cosjobs]

The Knick is the best thing on tv nowadays. Soderbergh is a master and Clive Owen fantastic.

 

[strykerpks]

I know that from one point of view it's the right thing to do but from every other fiber of my being I look at Dentist and think, "...yeah, but what good is all that money you saved and scrimped for your retirement if you didn't enjoy your youth?".

I"ve got a GB like him. But he has an end game. In HS he bought a Mustang...cash. At 24 he bought his first house...cash. Now married and 2 kids, he just bought a huge boat...cash.

I get it, but when we know you make a ton and don't spend at all, it sucks when you won't catch a round at the bar.

 

[Drifter]

I don't know nor do I care how to title links but I had a very dear friend of mine who was diagnosed with cancer awhile back and they went into her girl stuff to cut it out.

This song is for her and for our little group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuLsz4yPPM

You can always recognize a Canadian band. They always try so hard

I'll take another turn sice Frosty folded his balls into a ###### an hour or so ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyleuyzg2k4

Edit: Posted the wrong link first go

 

[-fish-]

Um, I'm now a little scared of the doctor.

 

[Drifter]

Um, I'm now a little scared of the doctor.

Drugs? Surgical Tubing? Scalpels?

Speculum?

 

[Drifter]

I don't know nor do I care how to title links but I had a very dear friend of mine who was diagnosed with cancer awhile back and they went into her girl stuff to cut it out.

This song is for her and for our little group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuLsz4yPPM

You can always recognize a Canadian band. They always try so hard

I'll take another turn sice Frosty folded his balls into a ###### an hour or so ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyleuyzg2k4

WTF?

I know I'm not popular in this thread but come on.

Dude - it's harmless ribbing. I'm ####### Canadian. Do you want to see my passport?

That's the reason you're not popular. People try and interact with you the way we always interact with one another and you react this way. We kid because we love, brother. we kid because we love.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't know nor do I care how to title links but I have a very dear friend of mine who was diagnosed with cancer awhile back and they went into her girl stuff to cut it out.

This song is for her and for our little group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuLsz4yPPM

I've been grooving on this for a few months. Nice. Synthetica

 

[Drifter]

I don't know nor do I care how to title links but I had a very dear friend of mine who was diagnosed with cancer awhile back and they went into her girl stuff to cut it out.

This song is for her and for our little group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuLsz4yPPM

You can always recognize a Canadian band. They always try so hard

I'll take another turn sice Frosty folded his balls into a ###### an hour or so ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyleuyzg2k4

WTF?

I know I'm not popular in this thread but come on.

Dude - it's harmless ribbing. I'm ####### Canadian. Do you want to see my passport?

That's the reason you're not popular. People try and interact with you the way we always interact with one another and you react this way. We kid because we love, brother. we kid because we love.

No, you linked Humpty Dance first so screw you. I'm done. I've said bad things on this board, you linked that to a girl fighting cancer.

Yes, I did. I also edited it because I copied the wrong link. Regardless, I don't see how that song or the one I meant to post offends, but then again I am not offended easily.

I normally avoid engaging with you because of this. I tried tonight and I've learned my lesson. Carry on.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm sad Frosty didn't eat the sandwich.

To be fair, I didn't make one.

 

[cosjobs]

Didn't mean to IMPly its always safe in here.

 

[Frostillicus]

I also lost $1000 in about 13 minutes at the Golden Gate once. If it wasn't money I hadn't just won at Superbowl squares and if I wasn't blind drunk, I probably would have been more angry about it.

Playing what?

Blackjack.

It's a little foggy but I had won about $700 at Craps there the night before and had just won about another $400 at Superbowl squares. I was sitting with my buddy at the GG and he was losing horribly and I was winning. I went up maybe $200 or so in a few minutes. After my buddy cursed the GG, the dealer, her children, her parents and everybody within 20' he stormed off. I started play 2-3 hands each and kep winning. Of course, I got confident and soon those 2-3 hands were $100 each. I thought I was treading water but before long (likely 30 minutes) I was out of chips.

Ouch.

My best ever run at craps was there. Keep in mind I am a very low-roller. Wife and I and a friend were there one night. I was trying to be smart and "budget" myself. So after a terrible run at 21. I had like $18 in chips left. I got up from the 21 table and saw my friend having a hell of a time at the $5 craps table. I jumped in next to him and threw down my pitiful stack.

I think I walked after about an hour with like $300. I know it isn't a crazy amount but considering I was playing $5 with some odds and no more than a couple of buy bets. Oh and some hard ways.

But the best part of it is that everybody at the table was having the time of their lives.

Somehow my friend and I started calling out what we needed in "football speak". If the point was 4 we would yell out "Emmitt Smith!". If it was 9 we'd yell out "Urlacher!" Not that it really worked but numbers were hitting like crazy.

At one point the guy with the dice looked at me and said "what do you want?" I told him "hard 9!" The whole table said "wtf". I shrugged and said "OK, easy 9". SOB rolls a 9.

There is nothing more glorious than a hot craps table

Most fun ever.

 

[Frostillicus]

Note to self: Drifter is a Canada.

 

[Drifter]

Note to self: Drifter is a Canada.

Dual citizen actually. Tri if you count Australia but it's not a real country so I'm not sure it counts

 

[strykerpks]

Still got some likes left

 

[-fish-]

Um, I'm now a little scared of the doctor.

Drugs? Surgical Tubing? Scalpels?

Speculum?

I may need a rape kit

 

[Drifter]

Um, I'm now a little scared of the doctor.

Drugs? Surgical Tubing? Scalpels?

Speculum?

I may need a rape kit

Fingers in the butt have never done much for me but then again, I don't think I've allowed penetration deep enough to rub the ole prostate.

 

[-fish-]

Um, I'm now a little scared of the doctor.

Drugs? Surgical Tubing? Scalpels?

Speculum?

I may need a rape kit

Fingers in the butt have never done much for me but then again, I don't think I've allowed penetration deep enough to rub the ole prostate.

it isn't pee.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I also lost $1000 in about 13 minutes at the Golden Gate once. If it wasn't money I hadn't just won at Superbowl squares and if I wasn't blind drunk, I probably would have been more angry about it.

Playing what?

Blackjack.

It's a little foggy but I had won about $700 at Craps there the night before and had just won about another $400 at Superbowl squares. I was sitting with my buddy at the GG and he was losing horribly and I was winning. I went up maybe $200 or so in a few minutes. After my buddy cursed the GG, the dealer, her children, her parents and everybody within 20' he stormed off. I started play 2-3 hands each and kep winning. Of course, I got confident and soon those 2-3 hands were $100 each. I thought I was treading water but before long (likely 30 minutes) I was out of chips.

Ouch.

My best ever run at craps was there. Keep in mind I am a very low-roller. Wife and I and a friend were there one night. I was trying to be smart and "budget" myself. So after a terrible run at 21. I had like $18 in chips left. I got up from the 21 table and saw my friend having a hell of a time at the $5 craps table. I jumped in next to him and threw down my pitiful stack.

I think I walked after about an hour with like $300. I know it isn't a crazy amount but considering I was playing $5 with some odds and no more than a couple of buy bets. Oh and some hard ways.

But the best part of it is that everybody at the table was having the time of their lives.

Somehow my friend and I started calling out what we needed in "football speak". If the point was 4 we would yell out "Emmitt Smith!". If it was 9 we'd yell out "Urlacher!" Not that it really worked but numbers were hitting like crazy.

At one point the guy with the dice looked at me and said "what do you want?" I told him "hard 9!" The whole table said "wtf". I shrugged and said "OK, easy 9". SOB rolls a 9.

There is nothing more glorious than a hot craps table

Most fun ever.

An error occurredHARD 11

 

[Drifter]

I don't know nor do I care how to title links but I had a very dear friend of mine who was diagnosed with cancer awhile back and they went into her girl stuff to cut it out.

This song is for her and for our little group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuLsz4yPPM

You can always recognize a Canadian band. They always try so hard

I'll take another turn sice Frosty folded his balls into a ###### an hour or so ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyleuyzg2k4

WTF?

I know I'm not popular in this thread but come on.

Dude - it's harmless ribbing. I'm ####### Canadian. Do you want to see my passport?

That's the reason you're not popular. People try and interact with you the way we always interact with one another and you react this way. We kid because we love, brother. we kid because we love.

No, you linked Humpty Dance first so screw you. I'm done. I've said bad things on this board, you linked that to a girl fighting cancer.

Yes, I did. I also edited it because I copied the wrong link. Regardless, I don't see how that song or the one I meant to post offends, but then again I am not offended easily.

I normally avoid engaging with you because of this. I tried tonight and I've learned my lesson. Carry on.

Do you want to know why I quit? It's because I don't make mistakes like you did that hurt people. You can change your link and apologize, the crowd won't care. (You can't change my hurt from clicking the original link.) If I did what you did, I would never be allowed to post here again.

My problem is...I care too much. For every person in this thread who thinks I'm the worst person alive; I like them. I care about each and every person who posts here. It's easy to dismiss me as unstable and I deserve that but I really do care about everyone.

I actually agree with you. You do care too much. I think you hurt and I think you care so hard that you see offense where none was intended. I think you look for it for a reason i would not presume to know. It may because you enjoy the pain of it or it may be because you are desparete to defend everyone because someone in your past (maybe even you) wasn't defended when they should have been. Regardless, that's your lens on the world, which doesn't make it wrong, but if you're ever going to be happy you have to realize that your lens might be tinted a different color than how others see it and be prepared to roll with those punches instead of ducking your head into them. I really don't wish you ill and I'd be happy to get a beer with you in TO at some point but your life will be better if you stop looking to jump in front of buses that not only weren't going to hit you but never saw you were even standing there.

 

[-fish-]

I can't believe you people are getting sucked into this. heading to teh drunk thread.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I can't believe you people are getting sucked into this. heading to teh drunk thread.

BINGO!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

 

[strykerpks]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

 

[-fish-]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

your mom

 

[Drifter]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

Cos had it above. Impasaurus

 

[-fish-]

Actual diagnosed nymphomaniac. She's taking zoloft to lower her libido. It isn't working.

 

[-fish-]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

Cos had it above. Impasaurus

that ain't imp.

 

[Drifter]

Actual diagnosed nymphomaniac. She's taking zoloft to lower her libido. It isn't working.

Oh, the possibilties.

So what is it about you that attracts the nuts - peromones? Impeccable hair?

 

[-fish-]

Actual diagnosed nymphomaniac. She's taking zoloft to lower her libido. It isn't working.

Oh, the possibilties.

So what is it about you that attracts the nuts - peromones? Impeccable hair?

I'm not exactly sure. This one is beyond my abilities. She could kill me.

 

[Drifter]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

Cos had it above. Impasaurus

that ain't imp.

Sure it is. Happy People. Moppets. Miss. Those are all Impisms. GB the dude for all his issues, he has a recognizable written voice.

 

[strykerpks]

Actual diagnosed nymphomaniac. She's taking zoloft to lower her libido. It isn't working.

Remember, I'm praying for your wiener. #teammates

 

[-fish-]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

Cos had it above. Impasaurus

that ain't imp.

Sure it is. Happy People. Moppets. Miss. Those are all Impisms. GB the dude for all his issues, he has a recognizable written voice.

I must have glossed over those.

I have no issues with Imp anymore. I just didn't see anything but the bluemagic user name. he must have taken over the keys, because bluemagic used to be pretty stupid. Imp's a lot of things, but dumb isn't one.

 

[-fish-]

Actual diagnosed nymphomaniac. She's taking zoloft to lower her libido. It isn't working.

Remember, I'm praying for your wiener. #teammates

I appreciate it. Your prayers got me through sunday with the 24 year old. This one needs more of an exorcism.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

Cos had it above. Impasaurus

that ain't imp.

Sure it is. Happy People. Moppets. Miss. Those are all Impisms. GB the dude for all his issues, he has a recognizable written voice.

Scale of 1-100: How sure are you that is it is Imp/Doug?

 

[-fish-]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.