GM's thread about nothing (4 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

We were somewhere around It's A Small World, on the edge of Fantasyland, when the drugs kicked in

 

[krista4]

Another thing I just thought about, for a very beautiful scenery day, take the Mukilteo ferry to Whidbey Island and drive up to Deception pass. Park and walk over the bridge. Just stunning.

Ohhhh, actually I like this better. I know Drifter has recommended this in the past but we haven't been there yet.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but the hike at Ebey's Landing is pretty spectacular. No reason to go down and do the beach part. The part along with the ridge up and back is where the money's at.

I also suggested the French tapas (I know) place over there that I'd have to look up it's name to remember. Good food.

I searched "Deception" and found your prior posts on this matter, so I'll go with that. I don't think Colleen could handle the beach part. She's only 69 (teehee) and healthy but doesn't really work out or anything, so I think we need to take it easy.

 

[Frostillicus]

The internet on this plane is really bad.

 

[-fish-]

Do not go on the Winnie the pooh ride on liquid lsd

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Anyone want to trade jobs?

What do you do?

I am thinking about retiring at the end of the year. Need a new career though. So far I have:

- Relief Pitcher

- Baby Sitter

Anyone?

Engineer/program manager - mainly involves giving bad news to customers and then putting other people on the spot to answer questions or so reports"So it looks like that test failed...hey Bill, can you give some details about that"

"Hmmm...you want that report tomorrow morning? I dunno Bob, what do you think?"

Edit: basically I'm the first one customers complain to, yet I have to rely on other people to do everything, so I have to bust all of my co-workers balls all of the time

I'd say 90% of the time it's smooth sailing, but once in while you get some ####ty projects/customers

 

[Limp Ditka]

Do not go on the Winnie the pooh ride on liquid lsd

Did Lolapalooza II on liquid. The Jim Rose Side Circus was....um.... interesting.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Love offspring

ool

 

[belljr]

La la lalala

 

[Osaurus]

Saw the monkey in a Pixies This Monkey's Gone to Heaven poster turn its head and stare at me when I was on acid when I was 18. Also I was driving in the snow (advanced) and all the snow looked like long tubes like I was going into hyper space aboard the millennium falcon. Good times.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

More like the Suckaneers amirite?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Do not go on the Winnie the pooh ride on liquid lsd

Heffalumps and Woozles steal cocaine imo.

 

[-fish-]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

Strange stuff happened to your face

 

[Limp Ditka]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

What kind of drugs were you kids doing in the Civil War era?

 

[Osaurus]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

What kind of drugs were you kids doing in the Civil War era?

Quinine amirite?

 

[Ignoramus]

Signed for Fanduel. Now what? Wait for the riches? Anybody doing this? Is this like the time I discovered the greatness of The Pixies 35 years after they recorded their first single?

Enter this lineup in every 50/50 you can. YWIA.QB Drew Brees

RB Darren Sproles

RB Khiry Robinson

WR Calvin Johnson

WR Golden Tate

WR Julian Edelman

TE Jimmy Graham

K Stephen Gostkowski

D New England Patriots

 

[-fish-]

Headed to this Mexican place for Margarita happy hour. Girl I'm meeting texts and says tequila makes her kind of crazy. Next text: "order me a Cadillac Margarita"

GMTAN buddy system activate

 

[-fish-]

Don't know why my phone capitalizes Margarita

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

What kind of drugs were you kids doing in the Civil War era?

I wasn't a kid during the Civil War era. I was born over 100 years after the Civil War ended.

 

[Ignoramus]

Maybe it thinks it's a name. :shurg:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

What kind of drugs were you kids doing in the Civil War era?

Quinine amirite?

Quinine is not a hallucinogen nor a narcotic.

 

[-fish-]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

What kind of drugs were you kids doing in the Civil War era?

Quinine amirite?

Quinine is not a hallucinogen nor a narcotic.

What did you take it for? The vapors?

 

[Ignoramus]

Thursday Night Football sure is neat.

 

[mr roboto]

Do you text a lot with a Mexicaned stripper named Margarita?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Quinine is not a hallucinogen nor a narcotic.

So, you were a big fan of the laudanum then? Straight up jimson weed?

 

[belljr]

So when does the Thursday night game start

 

[Rustoleum]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

What kind of drugs were you kids doing in the Civil War era?

I wasn't a kid during the Civil War era. I was born over 100 years after the Civil War ended.

Please, you know you and Oliver Cromwell got smashed on Laudenum weekly.Dammit- should have known any drug quips would be gone almost instantly, even an outdated narcotic like laudenum.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Quinine is not a hallucinogen nor a narcotic.

So, you were a big fan of the laudanum then? Straight up jimson weed?

I wasn't alive during the Civil War.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This one time I did some drugs and some strange stuff happened.

What kind of drugs were you kids doing in the Civil War era?

I wasn't a kid during the Civil War era. I was born over 100 years after the Civil War ended.

Please, you know you and Oliver Cromwell got smashed on Laudenum weekly.Dammit- should have known any drug quips would be gone almost instantly, even an outdated narcotic like laudenum.

Oliver Cromwell died in 1658. I wasn't born for another 300+ years. Cromwell was a figure in the English Civil War...not the American Civil War which is what Limp Ditka is referring to.

 

[Annyong]

Hey guys, Tanner wasn't alive during th Civil War

 

[krista4]

Hey guys, Tanner wasn't alive during th Civil War

Which one?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hey guys, Tanner wasn't alive during th Civil War

Which one?

Your face should secede.

 

[bentley]

Tanner - Did Davy Crockett really wear a coonskin cap?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner - Did Davy Crockett really wear a coonskin cap?

According to something his daughter wrote: yes.

 

[bentley]

Tanner - Did Davy Crockett really wear a coonskin cap?

According to something his daughter wrote: yes.

I really need your first hand experience.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner - Did Davy Crockett really wear a coonskin cap?

According to something his daughter wrote: yes.

I really need your first hand experience.

 

[Annyong]

 

[Annyong]

I'll be honest. I don't get this tanner is old shtick.

ETA: If it were tanner is an ####### shtick, I would understand that.

I think it all started when he wouldn't shut up about oatmeal

 

[Annyong]

I'll be honest. I don't get this tanner is old shtick.

ETA: If it were tanner is an ####### shtick, I would understand that.

I think it all started when he wouldn't shut up about oatmeal

I like oatmeal

Yeah but you know when to shut up about it

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Something, something Homer

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who has "oatmeal" on their bingo card?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Lovie Smith should just resign right now.

 

[-fish-]

Lovie Smith should just resign right now.

Your face should resign

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone want to trade jobs?

What do you do?

I am thinking about retiring at the end of the year. Need a new career though. So far I have:

- Relief Pitcher

- Baby Sitter

Anyone?

Engineer/program manager - mainly involves giving bad news to customers and then putting other people on the spot to answer questions or so reports"So it looks like that test failed...hey Bill, can you give some details about that"

"Hmmm...you want that report tomorrow morning? I dunno Bob, what do you think?"

Edit: basically I'm the first one customers complain to, yet I have to rely on other people to do everything, so I have to bust all of my co-workers balls all of the time

I'd say 90% of the time it's smooth sailing, but once in while you get some ####ty projects/customers

I need a new job too. I'm thinking 3rd string QB in the NFL but I'll switch with GM.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Week or so update?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Week or so update?

• Apparently I'm old.
• Everybody else can suck a ####.
• Where you been?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Week or so update?

• Apparently I'm old.
• Everybody else can suck a ####.
• Where you been?

Mostly wandering the streets. Got rained on, hard rain, yesterday for about 2 miles on the way home. I feel sorry for Uni.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'll be honest. I don't get this tanner is old shtick.

ETA: If it were tanner is an ####### shtick, I would understand that.

I think it all started when he wouldn't shut up about oatmeal

I like oatmeal

I had Amish baked oatmeal for breakfast this morning.

 

[Abraham]

Left my backpack on the train. Oof. Rookie move.

 

[krista4]

Week or so update?

How did Cal's camp trip go?