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I'm lost. But either "you're welcome" or "I apologize if this is sarcastic and I offended you."
this user name was banned for 14 years, but apparently made parole (thanks, Rud!)

-fish- was my backup.

explains all of the references to roverfish, roverkid, etc.
Oh. Well, sure, then. And I'm not kidding or just trying to sound like the nice guy I'm not. I'm available if you need anything a jerkfaced country lawyer from Louisiana can help with.
 
Whoa. Checked the inbox.

One message from Red Eyed and Blue that actually had a huge effect on my life on one of the worst days I ever had. Thanks, GB.

 
I thought I was out of booze, but then I remembered the box of booze I got from Guster for Christmas. Turns out I drank all of it...except the everclear.

gonna be a rough morning.

 
My wife wakes up all pissed at me. Having no idea what I had done, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, she had a dream and was trying to have sex with me in the dream and I refused her advances for some reason (clearly a dream). So she kept asking (also clearly a dream) and I kept telling her no. Now she's pissed off at me for something that would clearly never happen in real life.

Of course, trying to fix the situation, I offer to have sex with her to make up for my refusals in her dream. Not surprisingly, I got denied (clearly not a dream).

:kicksrock:

 
My wife wakes up all pissed at me. Having no idea what I had done, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, she had a dream and was trying to have sex with me in the dream and I refused her advances for some reason (clearly a dream). So she kept asking (also clearly a dream) and I kept telling her no. Now she's pissed off at me for something that would clearly never happen in real life.

Of course, trying to fix the situation, I offer to have sex with her to make up for my refusals in her dream. Not surprisingly, I got denied (clearly not a dream).

:kicksrock:
About once a year my wife has a dream that I've cheated on her and won't speak to me for a day. Women are weird.

 
My wife wakes up all pissed at me. Having no idea what I had done, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, she had a dream and was trying to have sex with me in the dream and I refused her advances for some reason (clearly a dream). So she kept asking (also clearly a dream) and I kept telling her no. Now she's pissed off at me for something that would clearly never happen in real life.

Of course, trying to fix the situation, I offer to have sex with her to make up for my refusals in her dream. Not surprisingly, I got denied (clearly not a dream).

:kicksrock:
:lmao:

 
Announce: I passed up Jim Beam Suite tickets (ambivalent) to take a hot mom out for drinks. Big deal for me to, like, actually try to date women my own age instead of banging 25 year olds. Had a wonderful time, great conversation, walked around Flop's neighborhood, lined up a date for weekend.

Major milestone for (formerly broken hearted) single dad guy. I'm all EPL, K4!

(Not really but I am :excited: )

I've been dipping my toes in the dating pool for several weeks but this is the first time my heart's been a flutter since...yeah, I'm middle aged, I can't actually remember when. It's been a long time.

Also, made out beside the subway entrance, sloppy college style. Classic NYC scene, and classy.

:pickle:
:thumbup: Congrats, GBBL.

Though I'm :shuked: as to what any of this has to do with the English Premier League.

 
I'm going to guess that that's an olive
The main ingredients of mohinga are chickpea flour and/or crushed toasted rice, garlic, onions, lemongrass, banana tree stem, ginger, fish paste, fish sauce and catfish in a rich broth cooked and kept on the boil in a cauldron. It is served with rice vermicelli, dressed and garnished with fish sauce, a squeeze of lime, crispfried onions, coriander, spring onions, crushed dried chilli and, as optional extras, crispy fried fritters such as split chickpeas (pè gyaw) (ပဲကြော်), urad dal (baya gyaw) (ဘယာကြော်) or gourd (bu thee gyaw) (ဗူးသီးကြော်) or sliced pieces of Chinese donuts (အီကြာ‌ကွေး), as well as boiled egg and fried nga hpè fish cake.

No mention of eyeballs, olives or scrotum. It's served as a breakfast dish, of course.
I was going to guess it was "Note also sliced bits of the tender core of banana stem." from notes under the pic.

Looks fantastic, would smash.

 
Please rank from most likely to least likely to have a Parrot on their shoulder.

Parrot rankings (most likely to least likely)

Homer

General Malaise

St. Louis Bob
TRE

(first four seem like a given)

K4
Frosty
shuke
Rud
Guster
bAbe
T Bell
-fish-
cosjobs
Tiger Fan
YSR
Bobby Sac
Good Posting Judge
Mr. Pickles
kevzilla
Thorn
bentley
Mr.Pack
Gadzooks
Disco Stu
mr. furley
Uruk-Hai
Annyong
Idiot Boxer
Samuel L Bronkowitz
proninja
strykerpks
Bogart
Osaurus
Drifter
Captain Quinoa
DA RAIDERS
charvik
Ignoramus
Henry Ford
mr roboto
jplvr
heckmanm
Tecumseh
Leeroy Jenkins
So close
So awesome

:tebow:

 
Jesus. I thought I'd check out that iPhone thread for advice considering I still have a 4, not even a 4S. I guess I'm on my own for this one.

 
Fat Drunk and Stupid said:
Fish, I want to congratulate you on a 14 year ban. That's impressive.
Agreed, but I'm guessing Redman has that beat.

Actually now that I think about it, MrPack has that beat, with a lifetime ban thanks to Shick! starting an argument with me and not liking me arguing back thus a permaban,

True story

But I digress.......

 
Fat Drunk and Stupid said:
Fish, I want to congratulate you on a 14 year ban. That's impressive.
Agreed, but I'm guessing Redman has that beat.Actually now that I think about it, MrPack has that beat, with a lifetime ban thanks to Shick! starting an argument with me and not liking me arguing back thus a permaban,

True story

But I digress.......
Drunk with power that one was

 
Fat Drunk and Stupid said:
Fish, I want to congratulate you on a 14 year ban. That's impressive.
Agreed, but I'm guessing Redman has that beat.Actually now that I think about it, MrPack has that beat, with a lifetime ban thanks to Shick! starting an argument with me and not liking me arguing back thus a permaban,

True story

But I digress.......
Drunk with power that one was
Absofreakinlutely

 
Sweet J said:
gianmarco said:
My wife wakes up all pissed at me. Having no idea what I had done, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, she had a dream and was trying to have sex with me in the dream and I refused her advances for some reason (clearly a dream). So she kept asking (also clearly a dream) and I kept telling her no. Now she's pissed off at me for something that would clearly never happen in real life.

Of course, trying to fix the situation, I offer to have sex with her to make up for my refusals in her dream. Not surprisingly, I got denied (clearly not a dream).

:kicksrock:
:lmao:
:goodposting:

 
BobbyLayne said:
kevzilla said:
GM>remember that kicker I drafted that was immediately cut? He appears to have landed on his feet in Detroit. :hifive:
FLOP - remember how I sold you on that BC kicker? Lions drafted Murrray in 1980 19 year career. Hanson in 1992 21 year career. Same deal with Freese, right? If you're a kicker and get drafted by Detroit, you're gonna have a three decade career. That team hasn't got **** right for for 57 years but GD do they know their kickers.That guy is on the street. Literally - just walked past him lying up against the curb outside Port Authority. We don't have 3rd kicker. And our 1.03 pick isn't walking through the door anytime soon.

Baby wipes are good for disinfecting iPhone bird ####, right? Any chance I'm getting the avian flu from this? The poop was blueberry colored if that helps.

ETA: I really don't get the point of autocorrect. Here, let me #### that up gor you. Wait...HTF can you NOT correct gor to for? F'n Apple.
It was 1.04, dammit.

blueberry flavored too? probably the only way to get tell if it's the avian flu here

 
my #### is dragging today. You guys think hangovers / recovery time gets a little worse around 35? Over 50 a few drinks and a short night totally messes up the next work day.

Don't matter cause gottadatewithitmom. Now bumped up to tomorrow + Ssturday.

WINNING

 

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