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St. Louis Bob said:
BobbyLayne said:
Please rank from most likely to least likely to have a Parrot on their shoulder.

Parrot rankings (most likely to least likely)

Homer

General Malaise

St. Louis Bob
TRE

(first four seem like a given)

K4
Frosty
shuke
Rud
Guster
bAbe
T Bell
-fish-
cosjobs
Tiger Fan
YSR
Bobby Sac
Good Posting Judge
Mr. Pickles
kevzilla
Thorn
bentley
Mr.Pack
Gadzooks
Disco Stu
mr. furley
Uruk-Hai
Annyong
Idiot Boxer
Samuel L Bronkowitz
proninja
strykerpks
Bogart
Osaurus
Drifter
Captain Quinoa
DA RAIDERS
charvik
Ignoramus
Henry Ford
mr roboto
jplvr
heckmanm
Tecumseh
Leeroy Jenkins
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So close
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Apologies in advance for adapting OPM's joke, but in light of this...

(•_•)

We already knew Bob had a vajayjay on his head...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

But it looks like he's also had a cockatoo.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

 
El Floppo said:
BobbyLayne said:
kevzilla said:
GM>remember that kicker I drafted that was immediately cut? He appears to have landed on his feet in Detroit. :hifive:
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FLOP - remember how I sold you on that BC kicker? Lions drafted Murrray in 1980 19 year career. Hanson in 1992 21 year career. Same deal with Freese, right? If you're a kicker and get drafted by Detroit, you're gonna have a three decade career. That team hasn't got **** right for for 57 years but GD do they know their kickers.That guy is on the street. Literally - just walked past him lying up against the curb outside Port Authority. We don't have 3rd kicker. And our 1.03 pick isn't walking through the door anytime soon.

Baby wipes are good for disinfecting iPhone bird ####, right? Any chance I'm getting the avian flu from this? The poop was blueberry colored if that helps.

ETA: I really don't get the point of autocorrect. Here, let me #### that up gor you. Wait...HTF can you NOT correct gor to for? F'n Apple.
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It was 1.04, dammit.

blueberry flavored too? probably the only way to get tell if it's the avian flu here
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Forte was there, man.

I'm 2-7 in my 3 leagues. Charles, ADP, Charles.

 
:lmao:

I'm not going to try... but looking over those posts, I'm still whiffing on when Rud's **** alarm goes off and he hits the anti-**** button.

eta: dammit- ok- I'm trying something...

a ####

my ####

I don't like ****

**** is ok

**** can't take ****.

the ####

 
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some of the language filter corrections are humorous.

there's one in there for a rick roll URL

 
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charvik said:
Jeep> hi
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Hey buddy!

The main things I remember from the last few pages are GM's daughter eats dandelions, and frosty boils chicken wings.

I tried to burn down the woods yesterday. Almost had a heat stroke running around to get it under control. Eventually someone showed up with a skid steer to move enough dirt around to make it ok.

 
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jplvr said:
charvik said:
Jeep> hi
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Hey buddy!

The main things I remember from the last few pages are GM's daughter eats dandelions, and frosty boils chicken wings.

I tried to burn down the woods yesterday. Almost had a heat stroke running around to get it under control. Eventually someone showed up with a skid steer to move enough dirt around to make it ok.
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If you were trying to burn down the woods wouldn't the person with the dirt-moving cow make things worse for you?

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Ignoramus said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
I was at a wedding on Saturday where a guy brought his parrot.
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How the #### are we just now hearing about this?
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:shrug:

Here's the pic: https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10361386_623115221120307_7231862812103640440_n.jpg?oh=c00d4deda711ffc70a814e8edab12d21&oe=54C6A139

I was on an island on Lake Superior...my wife's family has a place there and we go fairly often. So when locals have weddings and stuff we are frequently invited. There's a guy on the island that has a parrot that will show up from time to time at outdoor events or the outdoor bar. Just about everyone on the island has a goofy pic with that parrot on their shoulder it seems like.
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You look like you're photobombing the parrot.

 
BobbyLayne said:
Please rank from most likely to least likely to have a Parrot on their shoulder.

Parrot rankings (most likely to least likely)

Homer

General Malaise

St. Louis Bob
TRE

(first four seem like a given)

K4
Frosty
shuke
Rud
Guster
bAbe
T Bell
-fish-
cosjobs
Tiger Fan
YSR
Bobby Sac
Good Posting Judge
Mr. Pickles
kevzilla
Thorn
bentley
Mr.Pack
Gadzooks
Disco Stu
mr. furley
Uruk-Hai
Annyong
Idiot Boxer
Samuel L Bronkowitz
proninja
strykerpks
Bogart
Osaurus
Drifter
Captain Quinoa
DA RAIDERS
charvik
Ignoramus
Henry Ford
mr roboto
jplvr
heckmanm
Tecumseh
Leeroy Jenkins
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If I had a parrot I'd teach it to just yell, "Objection, Your Honor! Objection!"

 
jplvr said:
charvik said:
Jeep> hi
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Hey buddy!The main things I remember from the last few pages are GM's daughter eats dandelions, and frosty boils chicken wings.

I tried to burn down the woods yesterday. Almost had a heat stroke running around to get it under control. Eventually someone showed up with a skid steer to move enough dirt around to make it ok.
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Only in Minnesota, amiright? Damned Scandinavians...
 
On the parrot front, negative on that, although I'm not opposed. I once donned (sp?) a raven on my shoulder for the better part of a drunken bonfire party where I almost burned down an empty(?) political party's youth organizations building.

Jeep> hi again

 
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Sweet J said:
gianmarco said:
My wife wakes up all pissed at me. Having no idea what I had done, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, she had a dream and was trying to have sex with me in the dream and I refused her advances for some reason (clearly a dream). So she kept asking (also clearly a dream) and I kept telling her no. Now she's pissed off at me for something that would clearly never happen in real life.

Of course, trying to fix the situation, I offer to have sex with her to make up for my refusals in her dream. Not surprisingly, I got denied (clearly not a dream).

:kicksrock:
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:goodposting:

 
Mr.Pack said:
Fat Drunk and Stupid said:
Fish, I want to congratulate you on a 14 year ban. That's impressive.
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Agreed, but I'm guessing Redman has that beat.

Actually now that I think about it, MrPack has that beat, with a lifetime ban thanks to Shick! starting an argument with me and not liking me arguing back thus a permaban,

True story

But I digress.......
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Yup, status quo with redman. I can log in and report posts, but can't post myself. What's with me being left out of the current era of amnesty? :lol:

It just occurred to me that I think redman's been banned longer than he's been able to post in the FBG's forums. Actually, actually true.

 
charvik said:
You guys post a lot, 200 pages or so update? All I saw was **** and cockatoo posts.
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And?

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T Bell said:
Mr.Pack said:
Fat Drunk and Stupid said:
Fish, I want to congratulate you on a 14 year ban. That's impressive.
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Agreed, but I'm guessing Redman has that beat.

Actually now that I think about it, MrPack has that beat, with a lifetime ban thanks to Shick! starting an argument with me and not liking me arguing back thus a permaban,

True story

But I digress.......
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Yup, status quo with redman. I can log in and report posts, but can't post myself. What's with me being left out of the current era of amnesty? :lol:

It just occurred to me that I think redman's been banned longer than he's been able to post in the FBG's forums. Actually, actually true.
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Bored Stormtrooper will regain access on Sep 24, 2081 at 03:30 PM

 
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