GM's thread about nothing (42 Viewers)

[Thorn]

Wings suck. All of them.

How come there's no unlike/dislike button?

All of my posts are adorable, that's why.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

if half consists of "skin, bone, and connective tissue", then the other half is delicious meat. Half > None.

if half is skin, half is bone, and half is tissue, then Thorn is terrible at math because that's three halves.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Perfect ratio of crispy skin and tender dark meat. When cooked enough, the yucky stuff dissolves/melts into more flavor.

And you get to eat 25-50 of them at a sitting.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think some dickmonster took over Thorn's acct.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Eating wings is pretty tedious. I'd rather eat chicken fingers or nuggets. I don't care if that earns me placemat with a maze or it and a mini bucket of crayons.

 

[Thorn]

I think some dickmonster took over Thorn's acct.

I think some dickmonster took over your face.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Yeah who likes fried chicken skin :rollseyes:

Nice - Found something else you're good at!!!

I would eat wings with you. Just give me the GD keys to the team next time!!

 

[General Malaise]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

 

[Thorn]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

WILL NEVER CATCH ON

 

[General Malaise]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Cristo alias?

yeah, GROSS!

 

[shuke]

I do think I've mastered the wing ordering there. I order the traditional wings with a dry rub like Chipotle or Desert Heat and ask them to go very light on the seasoning as they tend to just dump a TON of the salty rub in there. Then I order a side of Caribbean Jerk sauce for dipping. This way, my hands don't look like I was performing an autopsy afterwards and I don't have to lap up sauce everywhere. TA DA!

This is my standard wing move...dry or dry rub and then sauce on the side. I don't like it when my wings come out like K4's hiking socks. :highfive:

Standard move for me is taking them home and putting them under the broiler for about 8 minutes.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Eating wings is pretty tedious. I'd rather eat chicken fingers or nuggets. I don't care if that earns me placemat with a maze or it and a mini bucket of crayons.

Yes - I picture sucking the bone of a chicken wing as the height of pretentiousness.

Stupid caveman dooshes. #### a clothnapkin ...much less a moist towelette.

 

[General Malaise]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

They were great when I was 7. Once I discovered hash browns, it was over for the pancake.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Cristo alias?

yeah, GROSS!

You really found that erotic?

 

[Foosball God]

I think I'm going to take GM to the BW3 in Lake Orion (pronounced Or-e-on) because apparently people in Michigan were stupid.

Never been to that one but always wanted to go.

Hopefully we'll head to Rochester one night as I think the downtown area is really cool with all the lights up.

They do a sweet job.

 

[General Malaise]

if half consists of "skin, bone, and connective tissue", then the other half is delicious meat. Half > None.

if half is skin, half is bone, and half is tissue, then Thorn is terrible at math because that's three halves.

And if it has three halves, it's hockey or nothing.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pancakes are teh suck

 

[General Malaise]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Cristo alias?

yeah, GROSS!

You really found that erotic?

I don't find myself running in horror and ordering off the kids menu.

 

[shuke]

Breading? On wings? Wtmf?

Burn down any wing place that does that.

Boneless wings tend to have breading, no?

Those aren't wings. More like fingers or nuggets.

True...but they are often called "wings" on menus.

Sure. And Giordanos calls their casserole 'pizza' - doesn't make it so.

I begrudge Sbarro's for not calling their double decker pizza a pizza sandwich, because it clearly is a sandwich.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

They were great when I was 7. Once I discovered hash browns, it was over for the pancake.

That's some real Kirk Cameronesque logic right there .

 

[Thorn]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

They were great when I was 7. Once I discovered hash browns, it was over for the pancake.

That's some real Kirk Cameronesque logic right there .

I hope you find yourself someday, GM.

 

[mr roboto]

Eating wings is pretty tedious. I'd rather eat chicken fingers or nuggets. I don't care if that earns me placemat with a maze or it and a mini bucket of crayons.

In fact I'd like to have a maze and some crayons thank you very much.

 

[General Malaise]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

They were great when I was 7. Once I discovered hash browns, it was over for the pancake.

That's some real Kirk Cameronesque logic right there .

I hope you find yourself someday, GM.

I'm going to find myself today on a bar stool, ordering wings for 65 cents!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/DgAJBqo.gif

 

[Limp Ditka]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

They were great when I was 7. Once I discovered hash browns, it was over for the pancake.

That's some real Kirk Cameronesque logic right there .

I hope you find yourself someday, GM.

I'm going to find myself today on a bar stool, ordering wings for 65 cents!

Now we just need to find a place that will do this with a side of hash browns

 

[shuke]

Man #### this ##### I just talked to at UHC. #### her right in the #####.

 

[bryhamm]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

They were great when I was 7. Once I discovered hash browns, it was over for the pancake.

That's some real Kirk Cameronesque logic right there .

I hope you find yourself someday, GM.

I'm going to find myself today on a bar stool, ordering wings for 65 cents!

Legs up?

 

[General Malaise]

I tell you, nothing keeps this thread off of page 2 like a good old fashioned food debate.

 

[General Malaise]

There's no meat on them, they are half skin, bone, and connective tissue, and you end up licking your fingers like a child. What's the good part?

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

They were great when I was 7. Once I discovered hash browns, it was over for the pancake.

That's some real Kirk Cameronesque logic right there .

I hope you find yourself someday, GM.

I'm going to find myself today on a bar stool, ordering wings for 65 cents!

Legs up?

Mine or the wings?

 

[bryhamm]

http://i.imgur.com/DgAJBqo.gif

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kind of want to go eat wings out of spite now.

 

[UniAlias]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

 

[bryhamm]

Watching girls eat them.

Right so I'll order some for the children and girls nearby. No reason for a grown man to eat them.

Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody likes wings.

Aren't you the anti-pancake guy?

They were great when I was 7. Once I discovered hash browns, it was over for the pancake.

That's some real Kirk Cameronesque logic right there .

I hope you find yourself someday, GM.

I'm going to find myself today on a bar stool, ordering wings for 65 cents!

Legs up?

Mine or the wings?

psst ... look at what I bolded

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Man #### this ##### I just talked to at UHC. #### her right in the #####.

 

[shuke]

Man #### this ##### I just talked to at UHC. #### her right in the #####.

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[shuke]

Too hipsterish?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Man #### this ##### I just talked to at UHC. #### her right in the #####.

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UHC = United Hashbrown Connoisseurs?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too hipsterish?

Looking good, d'Artagnan.

 

[kevzilla]

Breading? On wings? Wtmf?

Burn down any wing place that does that.

Boneless wings tend to have breading, no?

But then those aren't wings. They are nuggets. Wings have bones. Pretty hard for a bird to fly with boneless wings.

You aren't wrong, GB, but we're talking about chickens here. When was the last time you saw a majestic flock of chickens wheeling through the sky?

 

[Josie Maran]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Too hipsterish?

There you are sweet Dartagnan.

Hadn't updated to see Pete's comment - frenchier spelling though.

 

[Thorn]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

Even the homeless guy doesn't want to eat those things.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

but that link wasn't a slide show article. it was 10 things in a list that required scrolling down only.

I'm so confused.

Maybe I should switch to netscape.

I'll send you the CD-ROM.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Too hipsterish?

You'd get a lot of free drinks at the Saloon in Mpls, I think.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Too hipsterish?

Not the word I'd use.

 

[Henry Ford]

Too hipsterish?

For what? Free PBR night at a molecular gastronomy pop-up restaurant in a bowling alley? Absolutely not.

 

[UniAlias]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Hello, exactly.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too hipsterish?

Im your dingleberry http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1237/Tombstone_JohnnyRingo_3593567.jpg