GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

Seems like a lot of effort for a new alias only to leave the last letter of your name off.

I thought it was intentional. Like Yes-men, but Agreemen.

I assure you the man behind this isn't that clever.

Though if you say it with a thick British accent and pretend that General Murmur is nobility hailing from the land of Agreemen, perhaps it can work in that context. "For he is General Murmur of Agreemen and he is here to claim is rightful throne in the House of Lords".

 

[Josie Maran]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

 

[Henry Ford]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

Seems like a lot of effort for a new alias only to leave the last letter of your name off.

I thought it was intentional. Like Yes-men, but Agreemen.

I assure you the man behind this isn't that clever.

Though if you say it with a thick British accent and pretend that General Murmur is nobility hailing from the land of Agreemen, perhaps it can work in that context. "For he is General Murmur of Agreemen and he is here to claim is rightful throne in the House of Lords".

Perhaps "Gen. Murmur of Agreement" would be a good name change?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

All you need now is a shelf full of colllectable dolls.

 

[krista4]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

I'm going to my first very own members meeting and Board meeting for our HOA today and will report back on any gems. I don't really care about the agenda but want to see how these people work together. I am not bringing cookies.

By the way, these meetings are at 1 p.m. and 1:30 p.m. Who the hell has HOA meetings in the middle of a Thursday? Oh yeah, maybe it's because everyone else who lives here is retired.

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

Start reading novels and the metamorphosis will be complete.

I'm reading "The Sportswriter" by Richard Ford currently. Great novel.

It really is.

 

[General Malaise]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

Seems like a lot of effort for a new alias only to leave the last letter of your name off.

I thought it was intentional. Like Yes-men, but Agreemen.

I assure you the man behind this isn't that clever.

Though if you say it with a thick British accent and pretend that General Murmur is nobility hailing from the land of Agreemen, perhaps it can work in that context. "For he is General Murmur of Agreemen and he is here to claim is rightful throne in the House of Lords".

Perhaps "Gen. Murmur of Agreement" would be a good name change?

I'll talk to the guy behind the alias and see what he says.

 

[General Malaise]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

All you need now is a shelf full of colllectable dolls.

I'm not a homo.

 

[General Malaise]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

I'm going to my first very own members meeting and Board meeting for our HOA today and will report back on any gems. I don't really care about the agenda but want to see how these people work together. I am not bringing cookies.

By the way, these meetings are at 1 p.m. and 1:30 p.m. Who the hell has HOA meetings in the middle of a Thursday? Oh yeah, maybe it's because everyone else who lives here is retired.

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

Start reading novels and the metamorphosis will be complete.

I'm reading "The Sportswriter" by Richard Ford currently. Great novel.

It really is.

If you truly love us, you'll do something memorable that will make the minutes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

All you need now is a shelf full of colllectable dolls.

I'm not a homo.

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[Josie Maran]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

All you need now is a shelf full of colllectable dolls.

I'm not a homo.

So our night in Austin meant nothing to you!?!?!?

 

[General Malaise]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

All you need now is a shelf full of colllectable dolls.

I'm not a homo.

So our night in Austin meant nothing to you!?!?!?

Which one, Chirpy?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

Moist slacks?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

Moist slacks?

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbblack slacks?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

The lure of you animals was just too strong to ignore.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

The lure of you animals was just too strong to ignore.

Makes sense. I hear Frosti's wearing pheromones these days.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i have no idea what to to do with the gift cos sent me. it is totally NSFW, kids, etc. it is epically funny, but he has ruined any chance of ever convincing my wife that any of us are normal. a large double dildo would be easier to explain.

good times!

 

[Foosball God]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

The lure of you animals was just too strong to ignore.

Makes sense. I hear Frosti's wearing pheromones these days.

I told him there were virgin goats in here.

 

[-fish-]

I see a shunning in k4's future for not bringing cookies.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

i have no idea what to to do with the gift cos sent me. it is totally NSFW, kids, etc. it is epically funny, but he has ruined any chance of ever convincing my wife that any of us are normal. a large double dildo would be easier to explain.

good times!

whatever you do, don't tell anyone what it was.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i have no idea what to to do with the gift cos sent me. it is totally NSFW, kids, etc. it is epically funny, but he has ruined any chance of ever convincing my wife that any of us are normal. a large double dildo would be easier to explain.

good times!

whatever you do, don't tell anyone what it was.

i'm being vague on purpose in case i decide to include it in my SS gift. even though it is inscribed to my slave name.

 

[cosjobs]

Pissed. Was gonna get the complete Calvin and Hobbes for my nephews but friggin Amazon won't have it back in stock til the 23rd.

Drifter, WHAT THE ####!!!

Damn I picked up a mint collection at an estate sale a while back. Maybe I can find them as I am packing up to move. If I do I'll let you know. Odds 15%

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

i have no idea what to to do with the gift cos sent me. it is totally NSFW, kids, etc. it is epically funny, but he has ruined any chance of ever convincing my wife that any of us are normal. a large double dildo would be easier to explain.

good times!

whatever you do, don't tell anyone what it was.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Stoner poodles suspended in a mid-coital state?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Stoner poodles suspended in a mid-coital state?

i'd proudly put that on the mantle before this beaut

 

[Foosball God]

a D ick trophy engraved with your slave name saying "Thrust Master Champion 2014"?

 

[General Malaise]

Blowup doll that looks like Bentley?

 

[General Malaise]

a D ick trophy engraved with your slave name saying "Thrust Master Champion 2014"?

Told wife we might hole some corn in Michigan next weekish. She's cool with it. I might bring my boys if that's okay with you. 12 and 10 and they love wings, pizza and meeting dad's stranger friends from the innernet.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

worse. it's art, loosely. which makes it impossible to explain. as in, whytf do you own this.

the bentley doll or the trophy are explainable.

 

[Foosball God]

a D ick trophy engraved with your slave name saying "Thrust Master Champion 2014"?

Told wife we might hole some corn in Michigan next weekish. She's cool with it. I might bring my boys if that's okay with you. 12 and 10 and they love wings, pizza and meeting dad's stranger friends from the innernet.

Maybe I'll bring my son too then. He's 12 tomorrow.

 

[cosjobs]

I SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO FIND THE PERFECT GIFT.

I want that 15 minutes back.

ETA - Give it away and you're dead to me.

EETA - The ship carrying any notions of normalcy from the FFA sailed a long time ago

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO FIND THE PERFECT GIFT.

I want that 15 minutes back.

ETA - Give it away and you're dead to me.

EETA - The ship carrying any notions of normalcy from the FFA sailed a long time ago

i will spend the rest of my life trying to repay you. please get me the address to your cat hotel when you move.

 

[General Malaise]

a D ick trophy engraved with your slave name saying "Thrust Master Champion 2014"?

Told wife we might hole some corn in Michigan next weekish. She's cool with it. I might bring my boys if that's okay with you. 12 and 10 and they love wings, pizza and meeting dad's stranger friends from the innernet.

Maybe I'll bring my son too then. He's 12 tomorrow.

Wildwings in Lake Orion? I can probably bum a ride or a car.

 

[Foosball God]

a D ick trophy engraved with your slave name saying "Thrust Master Champion 2014"?

Told wife we might hole some corn in Michigan next weekish. She's cool with it. I might bring my boys if that's okay with you. 12 and 10 and they love wings, pizza and meeting dad's stranger friends from the innernet.

Maybe I'll bring my son too then. He's 12 tomorrow.

Wildwings in Lake Orion? I can probably bum a ride or a car.

Sure. I can always swing buy and pick you up too. Unless you don't want me to know where you're staying for safety reasons.

 

[General Malaise]

a D ick trophy engraved with your slave name saying "Thrust Master Champion 2014"?

Told wife we might hole some corn in Michigan next weekish. She's cool with it. I might bring my boys if that's okay with you. 12 and 10 and they love wings, pizza and meeting dad's stranger friends from the innernet.

Maybe I'll bring my son too then. He's 12 tomorrow.

Wildwings in Lake Orion? I can probably bum a ride or a car.

Sure. I can always swing buy and pick you up too. Unless you don't want me to know where you're staying for safety reasons.

We'll figure it out. Think I told you we fly in Xmas morning, staying until Jan 3rd. Maybe target Monday the 29th or thereabouts?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What was the gift????

 

[Foosball God]

a D ick trophy engraved with your slave name saying "Thrust Master Champion 2014"?

Told wife we might hole some corn in Michigan next weekish. She's cool with it. I might bring my boys if that's okay with you. 12 and 10 and they love wings, pizza and meeting dad's stranger friends from the innernet.

Maybe I'll bring my son too then. He's 12 tomorrow.

Wildwings in Lake Orion? I can probably bum a ride or a car.

Sure. I can always swing buy and pick you up too. Unless you don't want me to know where you're staying for safety reasons.

We'll figure it out. Think I told you we fly in Xmas morning, staying until Jan 3rd. Maybe target Monday the 29th or thereabouts?

Sounds reasonable

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What was the gift????

nobody knows!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

What was the gift????

i may have to do a reveal via shot video. the visual will help

 

[Thorn]

What was the gift????

i may have to do a reveal via shot video. the visual will help

well it won't hurt

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What was the gift????

i may have to do a reveal via shot video. the visual will help

well it won't hurt

 

[cosjobs]

What was the gift????

All I'm saying is it was a signed and inscribed first edition on the subject of one of our favorite things done by people you would not have anticipated

 

[Foosball God]

What was the gift????

i may have to do a reveal via shot video. the visual will help

There is an ***Official Art Thread*** now...

 

[Binky The Doormat]

i have no idea what to to do with the gift cos sent me. it is totally NSFW, kids, etc. it is epically funny, but he has ruined any chance of ever convincing my wife that any of us are normal. a large double dildo would be easier to explain.

good times!

Cos-play.

 

[fdas2]

What was the gift????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w

 

[krista4]

Blowup doll that looks like Bentley?

Do these exist? Asking for a friend.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Blowup doll that looks like Bentley?

Do these exist? Asking for a friend.

They come "equipped" in 6 sizes - XL, large, medium, small, weenie and life-sized for the real bentley experience

 

[Pop Tart]

Midgets that are like 10 feet tall. Would be scary as hell

Whoa

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What was the gift????

nobody knows!

link

ETA: someone beat me to it.

 

[fdas2]

What was the gift????

nobody knows!

link

ETA: someone beat me to it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

What was the gift????

i may have to do a reveal via shot video. the visual will help

well it won't hurt

I'm holding off judgment. Watching that shot vid could be a lot like this