Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
Occasionally good in June, consistently good after July 5th.krista4 said:
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GroveDiesel
Footballguy
You know who else's rack is really underrated?Dan Lambskin said:
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Vodka plus a splash of vanilla.need to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Since we already blame SLB for any death that happens, I feel like we should blame him for this too:
http://fox2now.com/2014/12/18/st-louis-ranks-1-for-chlamydia-and-2-for-gonorrhea-in-nation-2/
http://fox2now.com/2014/12/18/st-louis-ranks-1-for-chlamydia-and-2-for-gonorrhea-in-nation-2/
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Go to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)need to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
Malibu
The rest
perfect. didn't think about the vanillaVodka plus a splash of vanilla.need to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
whole point is that i'm not leavingGo to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)need to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
Malibu
The rest
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Do shots of vodka. Give hot chocolate to wife.whole point is that i'm not leavingGo to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)Malibuneed to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
The rest
krista4
Footballguy
Yeah, that's what I hear from long-timers. This summer came earlier and I was just hoping it would become a trend.Occasionally good in June, consistently good after July 5th.krista4 said:
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Do shots of vodka. Give hot chocolate to wife.whole point is that i'm not leavingGo to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)Malibuneed to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
The rest
The hot chocolate really shouldn't dictate what you drink
But I want hot chocolate.Do shots of vodka. Give hot chocolate to wife.whole point is that i'm not leavingGo to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)Malibuneed to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
The rest
The hot chocolate really shouldn't dictate what you drink
Josie Maran
Footballguy
This guys knows stuff.Do shots of vodka. Give hot chocolate to wife.whole point is that i'm not leavingGo to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)Malibuneed to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
The rest
krista4
Footballguy
Are we anti-limerick here? I know we're pro-haiku, but I think there's room for a variety of old-timey poetry types.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
NFW are we anti-limerick.
cosjobs
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
There was once a beautiful lass
Who had a magnificent ###
Twas not perky nor pink
as you'd probably think
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass
Who had a magnificent ###
Twas not perky nor pink
as you'd probably think
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass
cosjobs
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
My wife had never heard the term "mail it in"
Wife: (as I'm pouring a large glass of bourbon) don't you have to work tomorrow
Me: it's the last day of the year. We're having a potluck. I plan to mail it in
Wife: :Shuked:
Wife: (as I'm pouring a large glass of bourbon) don't you have to work tomorrow
Me: it's the last day of the year. We're having a potluck. I plan to mail it in
Wife: :Shuked:
-fish-
Footballguy
I love you so hardDo shots of vodka. Give hot chocolate to wife.whole point is that i'm not leavingGo to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)Malibuneed to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
The rest
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Bfred saw a great opportunity
To post limericks with impunity
They're produced so quick
And so full of shtick
That suddenly Tim's thread is a boon to me
To post limericks with impunity
They're produced so quick
And so full of shtick
That suddenly Tim's thread is a boon to me
sports_fan
Footballguy
Lets not get carried away
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I just read the page where videoguy admits he was trolling Tim with quotes from his own novel. I swear, it was a one-time thing. It'll never happen again!
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I love you so hardDo shots of vodka. Give hot chocolate to wife.whole point is that i'm not leavingGo to store and buy some kahlua (RumChata, baileys)Malibuneed to pick one of the following liquors that I have in my pantry to go into my hot chocolate:
Bicardi Rum
Malibu Rum
Sky Vodka
VO (assume this would be bad, but it does have some sweetness to it)
The rest
El Floppo
Footballguy
Feeling stressed the #### out.
Work, family, life... no amount of paddling seems to be getting me out of where I'm at right now.
and my dad died unexpectedly 8 years ago... 8 ####### years ago... this christmas eve. :(
lots I should be content with- health, good family, a roof over my head (for now) and greener work pastures shortly. just can't shake the bleh.
Work, family, life... no amount of paddling seems to be getting me out of where I'm at right now.
and my dad died unexpectedly 8 years ago... 8 ####### years ago... this christmas eve. :(
lots I should be content with- health, good family, a roof over my head (for now) and greener work pastures shortly. just can't shake the bleh.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I would hug you if I could, Floppy.
Drifter
Footballguy
I won some FBG schwag in the limerick contest years ago. Don't remember what my limerick was.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
For as much money as this site makes, they should've been able to hook you up with some kind bud or something.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Not sure it's the time for initiating attorney sex, sparky
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Sabertooth
Footballguy
This is like it's own little board in here. I thought most of you guys were in jail or dead.
You're a good guy, I like you. Take the time to look at all the young people at this time of year. It really will make you feel better about life.
Hope things get better.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
When you get to the point where you think "this may be getting sucky" stop watching.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Holy ####, we found someone imp likes?
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