GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Sammy3469]

GM better plan for a vasectomy before his basketball team becomes a soccer team.

Yeah, that's coming up really soon. Though if I keep churning out blue eyed blond babies, I might be able to sell some of this lethal love potion. Is there a minimum IQ required, because that could be a bit of a challenge.

Aww, that's cute. It's like your own little Aryan Nation!

Obligatory pic of GM's twins

Pretty sure I shouldn't "Like" that post

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM better plan for a vasectomy before his basketball team becomes a soccer team.

Yeah, that's coming up really soon. Though if I keep churning out blue eyed blond babies, I might be able to sell some of this lethal love potion. Is there a minimum IQ required, because that could be a bit of a challenge.

Aww, that's cute. It's like your own little Aryan Nation!

Obligatory pic of GM's twins

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM better plan for a vasectomy before his basketball team becomes a soccer team.

Yeah, that's coming up really soon. Though if I keep churning out blue eyed blond babies, I might be able to sell some of this lethal love potion. Is there a minimum IQ required, because that could be a bit of a challenge.

Aww, that's cute. It's like your own little Aryan Nation!

Obligatory pic of GM's twins

Pretty sure I shouldn't "Like" that post

It's OK. They're not Nazis anymore.

 

[Annyong]

Now that I think about it, having twins as your 4th and 5th kids is not gonna be as fun as you think.

 

[General Malaise]

Now that I think about it, having twins as your 4th and 5th kids is not gonna be as fun as you think.

What if I make them share a room with a clown?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Now that I think about it, having twins as your 4th and 5th kids is not gonna be as fun as you think.

What if I make them share a room with a clown?

A scary clown?

Oh who am I kidding? We all know there is no other kind

 

[Annyong]

Is it possible to somehow get fake blood to pump out of faucets?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Now that I think about it, having twins as your 4th and 5th kids is not gonna be as fun as you think.

What if I make them share a room with a clown?

Where's Mrs. GM going to sleep?

 

[El Floppo]

Now that I think about it, having twins as your 4th and 5th kids is not gonna be as fun as you think.

What if I make them share a room with a clown?

look at me, I have room in my house for two kids AND a clown.

saw the most horrible posty thing when checking the news just now. no ####### way am I actually posting it- but horrible enough that I feel compelled to talk about it in some way. who am I kidding... here:

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wife bought a pound of ground chicken. Is there any way to use this in a dish that's not completely awful?

Sloppy Joes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HOLY FREAKING MOLY....

Just had this female student come up to me and tell me she is going to miss the next two days of school:

Me: OK, just do blah-blah-blah. Where are you going?

Her: Boston

Me: Why Boston?

Her: To watch the game.

Me:....wow, that's great...but that's a long way to go for a football game, right?

Her: My uncle plays for the Patriots.

Me: Who is your Uncle?

Her:

Spoiler

Tom Brady

Spoiler

I did some checking (long story) and it checks out.

Saw this girl this morning:

Me: So did they win?

Girl:

 

[Bucky86]

Don't eat Jimmy.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Congrats GM, you dummy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not going to judge (this is from a straight, married guy)

 

[GroveDiesel]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

 

[Sammy3469]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

I've heard a LOT of adjectives about my intelligence over the past week; this is a definite first.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

 

[General Malaise]

Now that I think about it, having twins as your 4th and 5th kids is not gonna be as fun as you think.

What if I make them share a room with a clown?

Where's Mrs. GM going to sleep?

Heyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

 

[Sammy3469]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

Like a 4 year old trapped in a room with a scary clown...I'm terrified.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

Wanna go together? We can hold hands like Themla and Louise.

 

[Sammy3469]

Loving the johnnycakes tipping thread...as a general rule if you post in the FFA about tipping, you're probably not tipping enough.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

Sometimes our highest ambition is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

Sometimes our highest ambition is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.

Fortune cookie?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

Sometimes our highest ambition is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.

Fortune cookie?

My life.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

Sometimes our highest ambition is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.

Fortune cookie?

My life.

I've given it a lot of thought and I think I'd like to say this to you: If I weren't about to have kids number 4&5 and if I weren't buying a house that is almost twice the size of the one now and if you lived in Portland and started showing general signs of actual ambition, I would very much like to buy a bar for you to run as if it were yours.

 

[mr roboto]

^^^ I would genuinely concur.

 

[Osaurus]

Now that I think about it, having twins as your 4th and 5th kids is not gonna be as fun as you think.

That part already happened

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We* should pool our money and buy a bar!

*meaning "you guys"

 

[General Malaise]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

Can you dip into the hedge fund? All in good faith, of course.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

Sometimes our highest ambition is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.

Fortune cookie?

My life.

I've given it a lot of thought and I think I'd like to say this to you: If I weren't about to have kids number 4&5 and if I weren't buying a house that is almost twice the size of the one now and if you lived in Portland and started showing general signs of actual ambition, I would very much like to buy a bar for you to run as if it were yours.

lol

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We could call it "Cocktails and Dreams".

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

http://www.bizbuysell.com/oregon/portland/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/?q=/wEFA249YQ==

50-500k ??

 

[General Malaise]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

Can you dip into the hedge fund? All in good faith, of course.

I'm doing that to buy my clown house. But once all 9 kids are out of the military, I'd like a goal to shoot for.

 

[General Malaise]

We could call it "Cocktails and Dreams".

Shaken Cocktails and Shattered Dreams?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

Can you dip into the hedge fund? All in good faith, of course.

I'm doing that to buy my clown house. But once all 9 kids are out of the military, I'd like a goal to shoot for.

 

[General Malaise]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

http://www.bizbuysell.com/oregon/portland/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/?q=/wEFA249YQ==

50-500k ??

Whoa.

 

[bostonfred]

When you guys beat shuke at chess, where do you play? I'm looking for an android app.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

Sometimes our highest ambition is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.

Fortune cookie?

My life.

I've given it a lot of thought and I think I'd like to say this to you: If I weren't about to have kids number 4&5 and if I weren't buying a house that is almost twice the size of the one now and if you lived in Portland and started showing general signs of actual ambition, I would very much like to buy a bar for you to run as if it were yours.

Thanks buddy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

http://www.bizbuysell.com/oregon/portland/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/?q=/wEFA249YQ==

50-500k ??

Whoa.

I like the "Lowbrow Bar" for 100k.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

We* should pool our money and buy a bar!

*meaning "you guys"

Hell, make sure it has a pizza oven and some scratching posts and Krista will buy it.

 

[mr roboto]

If leasing space but needing to outfit bar (with small kitchen)? I'd guess around 150,000k to get open for a small space.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Congrats GM. Frankly, I think you're a genius. They say that going from your 3rd to your 4th kid is the toughest and everything after that is no big deal. So you found the loophole in the system and just went from 3 straight to 5. Genius!

Pretty sure going from 0 to 1 is the hardest, but then again I'm stuck on 1

Don't be afraid to stop at 1

i did. this event in GM's life may just be the impetus i need to finally convince myself to get snipped.

I have a buddy who was a week away from the procedure when he and his wife found out she was pregnant with their 4th.

 

[General Malaise]

How much money would we need to buy a bar? Not an upscale trendy bar like Otis needs, but something low-brow without being a home to derelicts.*

*other than most of us.

http://www.bizbuysell.com/oregon/portland/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/?q=/wEFA249YQ==

50-500k ??

Whoa.

I like the "Lowbrow Bar" for 100k.

Another year like 2014 financially and we're making this happen. Well, also if somebody buys one of my white babies.

 

[General Malaise]

We* should pool our money and buy a bar!

*meaning "you guys"

Hell, make sure it has a pizza oven and some scratching posts and Krista will buy it.

Now we're on to something. There's more than a few bars in Portland that allows and even encourages you to bring your dog in as a patron. But to my knowledge, no bars promoting BYO#####.

 

[Annyong]

If I found out I was having a 3rd kid, I would probably circumcise myself.

 

[Annyong]

We* should pool our money and buy a bar!

*meaning "you guys"

Hell, make sure it has a pizza oven and some scratching posts and Krista will buy it.

BYO#####.

that's the bar's job.

 

[Annyong]

How about a bar/animal shelter? People get all swayzted and adopt animals?