GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Sammy3469]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party FirewallBy default, the Windows firewall only does what’s really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but they’re in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. They’ll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but it’s probably not a good feature for the average user. They’ll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. It’s also a very noisy task, as you’ll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really don’t trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldn’t be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, you’ll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

Pretty sure GM's password is password.

 

[General Malaise]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party FirewallBy default, the Windows firewall only does what’s really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but they’re in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. They’ll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but it’s probably not a good feature for the average user. They’ll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. It’s also a very noisy task, as you’ll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really don’t trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldn’t be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, you’ll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

Pretty sure GM's password is password.

Sonuva...

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm sure he's a super dude to have a beer with, but you lawyer types have to be embarrassed that gunz has the same degree as you, right?

my notebook might not be up to date, but did he ever pass the bar exam?

nope. he stopped trying.

I was in a san diego fantasy football league with him and 17 seconds. TGunz is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.

So what does one do with a law degree if one is not able to practice law?

My SIL has one, and I believe her only jobs have been selling Mary Kay, the office manager at her ex's company and now a zumba instructor.

I bet she does butt stuff.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Woo hoo?

 

[UOFI_316]

I'm sure he's a super dude to have a beer with, but you lawyer types have to be embarrassed that gunz has the same degree as you, right?

my notebook might not be up to date, but did he ever pass the bar exam?

nope. he stopped trying.

I was in a san diego fantasy football league with him and 17 seconds. TGunz is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.

So what does one do with a law degree if one is not able to practice law?

My SIL has one, and I believe her only jobs have been selling Mary Kay, the office manager at her ex's company and now a zumba instructor.

I bet she does butt stuff.

Compared to my wife and her other two sisters, she is the one most likely to show up on Fish's crazy radar, so probably. I am now going to go throw up.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party Firewall

By default, the Windows firewall only does whats really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but theyre in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. Theyll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but its probably not a good feature for the average user. Theyll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. Its also a very noisy task, as youll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really dont trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldnt be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, youll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

Pretty sure GM's password is password.

Yeah, but it's all good because he has the Windows Firewall running on his PC. Probably Windows XP because that X stands for Xtra Secure.

 

[General Malaise]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party Firewall

By default, the Windows firewall only does whats really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but theyre in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. Theyll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but its probably not a good feature for the average user. Theyll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. Its also a very noisy task, as youll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really dont trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldnt be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, youll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

Pretty sure GM's password is password.

Yeah, but it's all good because he has the Windows Firewall running on his PC. Probably Windows XP because that X stands for Xtra Secure.

I don't really have anything to steal, so I leave a lot of things unlocked and unprotected.

 

[Sammy3469]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party Firewall

By default, the Windows firewall only does whats really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but theyre in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. Theyll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but its probably not a good feature for the average user. Theyll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. Its also a very noisy task, as youll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really dont trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldnt be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, youll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

Pretty sure GM's password is password.

Yeah, but it's all good because he has the Windows Firewall running on his PC. Probably Windows XP because that X stands for Xtra Secure.

I don't really have anything to steal, so I leave a lot of things unlocked and unprotected.

You have any sensitive client data on your computer?

 

[Drifter]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party Firewall

By default, the Windows firewall only does whats really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but theyre in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. Theyll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but its probably not a good feature for the average user. Theyll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. Its also a very noisy task, as youll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really dont trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldnt be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, youll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

Pretty sure GM's password is password.

Yeah, but it's all good because he has the Windows Firewall running on his PC. Probably Windows XP because that X stands for Xtra Secure.

I don't really have anything to steal, so I leave a lot of things unlocked and unprotected.

Like your wife's fallopian tubes?

 

[El Floppo]

I've been laughing at this all day.

my aunt used to mutter this under her breath whenever my grinch-like uncle walked into a room.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

I've already told him I'm scared to be in the same room as him.

You made me sit in the backseat when you drove me to the airport.

euphemism?

No. She made me sit back there like some sort of filthy animal. I was Jessica Tandy to her Danny Glover.

Whenever I think of filthy animals, Jessica Tandy is always the first to come to mind.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The second is UofI's SIL.

 

[General Malaise]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party Firewall

By default, the Windows firewall only does whats really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but theyre in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. Theyll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but its probably not a good feature for the average user. Theyll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. Its also a very noisy task, as youll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really dont trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldnt be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, youll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

Pretty sure GM's password is password.

Yeah, but it's all good because he has the Windows Firewall running on his PC. Probably Windows XP because that X stands for Xtra Secure.

I don't really have anything to steal, so I leave a lot of things unlocked and unprotected.

Like your wife's fallopian tubes?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just found out that a buddy of mine and his wife are having a baby. They've been trying for years. I guess IVF finally worked. I sent him a message saying "way to jerk off into a cup, guy". Too much?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party Firewall

By default, the Windows firewall only does whats really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but theyre in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. Theyll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but its probably not a good feature for the average user. Theyll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. Its also a very noisy task, as youll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really dont trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldnt be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, youll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

Pretty sure GM's password is password.

Yeah, but it's all good because he has the Windows Firewall running on his PC. Probably Windows XP because that X stands for Xtra Secure.

I don't really have anything to steal, so I leave a lot of things unlocked and unprotected.

Like your wife's fallopian tubes?

jfc

 

[-fish-]

I'm sure he's a super dude to have a beer with, but you lawyer types have to be embarrassed that gunz has the same degree as you, right?

my notebook might not be up to date, but did he ever pass the bar exam?

nope. he stopped trying.

I was in a san diego fantasy football league with him and 17 seconds. TGunz is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.

So what does one do with a law degree if one is not able to practice law?

My SIL has one, and I believe her only jobs have been selling Mary Kay, the office manager at her ex's company and now a zumba instructor.

I bet she does butt stuff.

Compared to my wife and her other two sisters, she is the one most likely to show up on Fish's crazy radar, so probably. I am now going to go throw up.

pics?

 

[Frostillicus]

I can't stop!

apparently Brady ran a closed door meeting with his team today, before the upcoming press conference..and with this , so goes his career..laughing about it a couple days ago, obnoxiously, arrogantly, to now have a closed door meeting with teammates to basically say I did it???? he's a fraud, people..his whole football career is a fraud..
reports are that other teams have noticed deflated balls in games v. Patriots earlier in the year..this is sytemic.Brady is, as I and others have always maintained, is a first class cheater..he's NOT the greatest QB ever, not even in the conversation ...does he show his narcissism and deny it all , or take responsibility and then try to downplay it with his aww shucks demeanor,as Jim Rome says. it's a pity, because they have no shot at beating Seattle even with Brady..but there's an outstanding chance he is suspended for the Super Bowl..bye bye, d-bags! this likely has been happening his entire career...you figure he doesnt throw many ints, so how would the opposition get a hand on the ball anyways? Pats dont turn the ball over very often.Brady knows this..he engineered this and needs to be reprimanded accordingly..

 

[Limp Ditka]

Jim, take some time to relax. See you when you return.

Didn't ask for this, and I know you didn't do it to make me happy, but I'm grateful anyhow.

FFA concussion protocol.someone starts posting the same thing over and over and over again, and it becomes pretty clear they need to take a few plays off.

 

[Limp Ditka]

In a matter of just about 24 hours, we have some serious contenders for POTY

 

[mr roboto]

I don't know how you guys keep up with that trainwreck. I had a 90 minute meeting, went back to see it had grown by 8 pages.

 

[General Malaise]

Discovered a new tennis player today. Well, see you guys around....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Discovered a new tennis player today. Well, see you guys around....

Horrible name. "Eugenie" sounds like a cartoon mascot Goebbles came up with to sell the German people on the idea of ethnic cleansing.

 

[General Malaise]

Discovered a new tennis player today. Well, see you guys around....

Horrible name. "Eugenie" sounds like a cartoon mascot Goebbles came up with to sell the German people on the idea of ethnic cleansing.

Yeah, you're right. Would not bang now.

 

[-fish-]

Jim, take some time to relax. See you when you return.

Didn't ask for this, and I know you didn't do it to make me happy, but I'm grateful anyhow.

FFA concussion protocol.someone starts posting the same thing over and over and over again, and it becomes pretty clear they need to take a few plays off.

it's like shelbyville in there. tim even has them all using "catsup" instead of "ketchup."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Discovered a new tennis player today. Well, see you guys around....

Horrible name. "Eugenie" sounds like a cartoon mascot Goebbles came up with to sell the German people on the idea of ethnic cleansing.

Yeah, you're right. Would not bang now.

Good for her. Having triplets at this juncture of her career would be unwise.

 

[Osaurus]

Discovered a new tennis player today. Well, see you guys around....

 

[Limp Ditka]

Discovered a new tennis player today. Well, see you guys around....

Horrible name. "Eugenie" sounds like a cartoon mascot Goebbles came up with to sell the German people on the idea of ethnic cleansing.

All time great band name

http://www.compactdiscount.com/images/detailed/1/Eugenius_-_Oomalama.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

Jim, take some time to relax. See you when you return.

Didn't ask for this, and I know you didn't do it to make me happy, but I'm grateful anyhow.

FFA concussion protocol.someone starts posting the same thing over and over and over again, and it becomes pretty clear they need to take a few plays off.

it's like shelbyville in there. tim even has them all using "catsup" instead of "ketchup."

I wish I hadn't waded in there today. I blame Ditka for this. Tim LOVES the song "Blinded by the Light". Defending it like its one if his children. While I'm not really surprised by this discovery, it does explain so much of his personality banality.

 

[Limp Ditka]

My apologies.

 

[cosjobs]

And the unialias pagehttps://picasaweb.google.com/114934453803535872362/UniAliasPage

Taken from the coshole files

Thanks again for the time and photos fellas. This work will be up in Houston in early February.

Very cool. If you wouldn't mind sharing the when and the where, I'd love to go check it out.

It is east,, outside the loop, inside the beltway.San Jacinto College

north Gallery

5800 Uvalde Rd, Houston, TX

(281) 458-4050

How far from the todd shipyard in Pasadena?

Not sure.Here is a link to the showhttps://www.facebook.com/NorthGallery

excellent. I'll be there. Please bump this the week of

And bring that painting we discussed last year. I want to Tahir it home. .

you got it

Where are yall staying? East of the loop not known for it's quality hotels. Downtown? Will the opening have booze even if the artist is dry?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If SLB and GM lived in the same city it would have a zero population growth, right?

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party FirewallBy default, the Windows firewall only does what’s really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but they’re in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. They’ll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but it’s probably not a good feature for the average user. They’ll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. It’s also a very noisy task, as you’ll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really don’t trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldn’t be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, you’ll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

My IT guys have told me the same thing.

Like your wife's fallopian tubes?

 

[Drifter]

Jim, take some time to relax. See you when you return.

Didn't ask for this, and I know you didn't do it to make me happy, but I'm grateful anyhow.

FFA concussion protocol.someone starts posting the same thing over and over and over again, and it becomes pretty clear they need to take a few plays off.

it's like shelbyville in there. tim even has them all using "catsup" instead of "ketchup."

I wish I hadn't waded in there today. I blame Ditka for this. Tim LOVES the song "Blinded by the Light". Defending it like its one if his children. While I'm not really surprised by this discovery, it does explain so much of his personality banality.

Wrapped up like a ##### in the middle of the night?

 

[kevzilla]

VegasholeTM room is booked.

I'll be downtown, but as I've stated before, cabs are plentiful. Hope to get everybody downtown for at least part of an evening.

 

[Osaurus]

VegasholeTM room is booked.

I'll be downtown, but as I've stated before, cabs are plentiful. Hope to get everybody downtown for at least part of an evening.

Awesome. Love me some Fremont so I will be up that way for sure at least 1 night.

 

[Osaurus]

This Babadook movie is pretty solid.

 

[YSR]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

Depends. Is Guster running it and does anyone in here have a pretty active form of cancer?

 

[YSR]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

I've already told him I'm scared to be in the same room as him.

Yeah, but you were scared of that before all this baby nonsense. You made me sit in the backseat when you drove me to the airport.

Mostly because I was afraid of getting a DUI from the contact high had I let you in the front seat.

 

[Gadzooks]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[kevzilla]

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

Yes, but he's the only one.

And WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

You work with molecole?

 

[Osaurus]

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

Yes, but he's the only one.

And WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

 

[Gadzooks]

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

Yes, but he's the only one.

And WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Doing a lot of volunteer work, helping out at a homeless shelter, working with troubled kids and mostly spending time with my bible group.

 

[Drifter]

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

Yes, but he's the only one.

And WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Doing a lot of masturbating, scamming on near unconscious drunk women, having sex at work and mostly spending time clearing up my STDs.

FYP

 

[Drifter]

And I mean that only with love and respect

 

[Gadzooks]

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

Yes, but he's the only one.

And WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Doing a lot of masturbating, scamming on near unconscious drunk women, having sex at work and mostly spending time clearing up my STDs.

FYP

3 out of 4. I'm totally fine with the STDs.

 

[Guster]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

Depends. Is Guster running it and does anyone in here have a pretty active form of cancer?

Never gets old

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

Depends. Is Guster running it and does anyone in here have a pretty active form of cancer?

My dad started chemo and radiation this week. Does that count?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

Depends. Is Guster running it and does anyone in here have a pretty active form of cancer?

My dad started chemo and radiation this week. Does that count?

:(

TPWs to Mr Quinoa. Hope he beats the #### out of Cancer