GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[belljr]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

 

[Limp Ditka]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

Starting weight?

 

[belljr]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

Starting weight?

5'9" 208

 

[Limp Ditka]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

Starting weight?

And are you sure your MIL is dead, because thus sounds like the script to Easy Money

 

[belljr]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

Starting weight?

And are you sure your MIL is dead, because thus sounds like the script to Easy Money

I gained 20 pounds in the last 4 months, hurt my knee got lazy. Have a vacation planned and it hit me today I've been sucking.

 

[mr roboto]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

Starting weight?

5'9" 208

Yes. Doable and moderately safe. Cut all processes sugars and flour. Eat proteins (animal) and good fats (cashews, avacados, Olive oils, coconut etc) and a ton of veggies. No sugar. At all. Except for a cup or 2 of fruit a day. With this you'd have an easy time keeping a caloric deficit (because fat is satiating and protein is not calorie dense) and not be hungry. But sugar cravings are a #####.

You could do this w/o a ton of exercise and probably get close honestly.

 

[Frostillicus]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

Depends. Is Guster running it and does anyone in here have a pretty active form of cancer?

My dad started chemo and radiation this week. Does that count?

:(

TPWs to Mr Quinoa. Hope he beats the #### out of Cancer

This.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

I've already told him I'm scared to be in the same room as him.

You made me sit in the backseat when you drove me to the airport.

euphemism?

No. She made me sit back there like some sort of filthy animal. I was Jessica Tandy to her Danny Glover.

Is this true?

 

[Tiger Fan]

my biggest bet of the Super Bowl might just be on which song Katy Perry is going to open with at halftime.

All-in on Roar +150.

Truck found her current tour setlists and she opens with it at every single concert.

is that on SB?

I don't know if they have it. I can't bet there anymore so don't check.

I played it at sportsbetting.ag

It's not. Only place I've seen it is sportsbetting or betonline.

+140 at Bovada

 

[belljr]

I just became a slob in the last few months. I never had the healthiest diet but it's been real bad

 

[-fish-]

Glad zooks is back. Since guster died, homer went celibate and I'm dating a chick that may not be crazy*, it's been pretty dull for the single guys in here.

*but she likes butt stuff

 

[Tiger Fan]

Where do we stand on Blur "Song 2"?

Fun little song, but not my favorite Blur song. I liked one of their earlier albums when I was a young college kid.

Can't wait for the big reveal.

 

[belljr]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

Starting weight?

5'9" 208

Yes. Doable and moderately safe. Cut all processes sugars and flour. Eat proteins (animal) and good fats (cashews, avacados, Olive oils, coconut etc) and a ton of veggies. No sugar. At all. Except for a cup or 2 of fruit a day. With this you'd have an easy time keeping a caloric deficit (because fat is satiating and protein is not calorie dense) and not be hungry. But sugar cravings are a #####.

You could do this w/o a ton of exercise and probably get close honestly.

what about rice?twp mr q

 

[Limp Ditka]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

Starting weight?

5'9" 208

Probably not. You'd have to be stay under 1,200 net calories a day to even get close. Metabolism might shut down if younger that low.

Something extreme, like juicing, could possibly get your there

 

[Good Posting Judge]

my biggest bet of the Super Bowl might just be on which song Katy Perry is going to open with at halftime.

All-in on Roar +150.

Truck found her current tour setlists and she opens with it at every single concert.

is that on SB?

I don't know if they have it. I can't bet there anymore so don't check.

I played it at sportsbetting.ag

It's not. Only place I've seen it is sportsbetting or betonline.

+140 at Bovada

Still has value before the Katy Perry Sharps hit it further.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Big Gorillaz fan.

 

[Guster]

Glad zooks is back. Since guster died, homer went celibate and I'm dating a chick that may not be crazy*, it's been pretty dull for the single guys in here.

*but she likes butt stuff

I died?

 

[mr roboto]

8 weeks to lose 30 lbs. Do able?

Starting weight?

5'9" 208

Yes. Doable and moderately safe. Cut all processes sugars and flour. Eat proteins (animal) and good fats (cashews, avacados, Olive oils, coconut etc) and a ton of veggies. No sugar. At all. Except for a cup or 2 of fruit a day. With this you'd have an easy time keeping a caloric deficit (because fat is satiating and protein is not calorie dense) and not be hungry. But sugar cravings are a #####.

You could do this w/o a ton of exercise and probably get close honestly.

what about rice?twp mr q

Negative. But sweet potato and white potato in moderation (1-2 cup max) are fine. Oh and stay away from all unnecessary dairy. Not cold turkey (I am personally) but really watch it.

Here's a link to a good super detailed and super strict 30 day plan. http://whole30.com

 

[Guster]

Glad zooks is back. Since guster died, homer went celibate and I'm dating a chick that may not be crazy*, it's been pretty dull for the single guys in here.

*but she likes butt stuff

I died?

Time to fire up the Ghost of Guster alias?

 

[mr roboto]

Actually 30 lbs in 8 weeks is pretty aggressive. It is possible though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

How I picture you.

 

[-fish-]

Glad zooks is back. Since guster died, homer went celibate and I'm dating a chick that may not be crazy*, it's been pretty dull for the single guys in here.

*but she likes butt stuff

I died?

Single guster is dead

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just in time for Valentine's Day

 

[shuke]

Where do we stand on Blur "Song 2"?

Awesome tune. And I can honestly say I don't know another Blur song.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Where do we stand on Blur "Song 2"?

Awesome tune. And I can honestly say I don't know another Blur song.

"Song 1" down?

 

[shuke]

Discovered a new tennis player today. Well, see you guys around....

Interesting. Seems too hairy/moley for you.

 

[bentley]

Throwing back a fair amount of Basil Hayden and judging the "Austin Under 40" awards. That's probably not what these poor people had in mind when they poured their heart and soul into these entries and then convinced the three most important people they know to write a recommendation letter for them.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's never too much effort if it works

 

[Frostillicus]

My 6-year old daughter strongly prefers 3 Musketeers to Milky Way or Snickers. Do I need to take her for testing or get some counseling or something?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I, too, enjoy slender Canadian tennis babes.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

My 6-year old daughter strongly prefers 3 Musketeers to Milky Way or Snickers. Do I need to take her for testing or get some counseling or something?

I, too, was a 3M kid. I'd eat the others if no Three Musketeers were available.

 

[Annyong]

My 6-year old daughter strongly prefers 3 Musketeers to Milky Way or Snickers. Do I need to take her for testing or get some counseling or something?

Ew

 

[Uruk-Hai]

So, I'm up after sleeping most of the afternoon/early evening. Think I've got the flu or something, as I'm running hot and cold and generally feel like ####. I'm usually at work in like 4 hours, but that ain't happening.

Best booze for the flu?

 

[Annyong]

Frozen Snickers are a gift from God

 

[Frostillicus]

My 6-year old daughter strongly prefers 3 Musketeers to Milky Way or Snickers. Do I need to take her for testing or get some counseling or something?

I, too, was a 3M kid. I'd eat the others if no Three Musketeers were available.

Weirdo.

 

[mr roboto]

Wait is the 3 Musketeer bar just that weird pillowly stuff inside a chocolate shell?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

My 6-year old daughter strongly prefers 3 Musketeers to Milky Way or Snickers. Do I need to take her for testing or get some counseling or something?

I, too, was a 3M kid. I'd eat the others if no Three Musketeers were available.

Weirdo.

Yeah, I meant to suggest therapy for the kid in my original post.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

 

[Frostillicus]

Wait is the 3 Musketeer bar just that weird pillowly stuff inside a chocolate shell?

Yes.

 

[bentley]

Throwing back a fair amount of Basil Hayden and judging the "Austin Under 40" awards. That's probably not what these poor people had in mind when they poured their heart and soul into these entries and then convinced the three most important people they know to write a recommendation letter for them.

Assuming that I can automatically disqualify anyone that uses shadow text or comic sans in their professional resume here, right? Particularly if they are a guy.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm guessing the PG for Gonzaga has a bong in his room.

 

[Frostillicus]

Throwing back a fair amount of Basil Hayden and judging the "Austin Under 40" awards. That's probably not what these poor people had in mind when they poured their heart and soul into these entries and then convinced the three most important people they know to write a recommendation letter for them.

Assuming that I can automatically disqualify anyone that uses shadow text or comic sans in their professional resume here, right? Particularly if they are a guy.

I would say yes.

 

[mr roboto]

Wait is the 3 Musketeer bar just that weird pillowly stuff inside a chocolate shell?

Yes.

Weird.

 

[shuke]

3 Musketeers >> Snickers

Couldn't be more wong

 

[Annyong]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

Might be the most wrong thing you've ever posted

 

[Frostillicus]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

Might be the most wrong thing you've ever posted

Yeah no kidding. Weirdo.

 

[mr roboto]

Milky Way Dark is incredible.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

Might be the most wrong thing you've ever posted

Your face is nougat.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

Depends. Is Guster running it and does anyone in here have a pretty active form of cancer?

<obligatory wife and kid joke>

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Uh, sorry CQ.