GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Snickers reigns supreme and you're all completely wrong if you don't agree.

The only way I'll eat a 3 Musketeers is if it's frozen.

Exactly

It's a small load after all?

Nice to see you, GB.

I walked 14 miles yesterday afternoon and I'm about to leave to walk 8 more in a minute. It's like I'm in Vegas.

Holy crap. How long does that take?

Took me about 3 1/2 hours but I'm pretty out of shape.

 

[Annyong]

That's how fast GM ran his last half marathon

 

[General Malaise]

 

[kevzilla]

Nice to see you, GB.

I walked 14 miles yesterday afternoon and I'm about to leave to walk 8 more in a minute. It's like I'm in Vegas.

Holy crap. How long does that take?

Bob is the Chuck Norris of ambulation. It's not so much that he's walking, it's more like the world rolls over in submission at his feet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Tanner

(Maybe NSFW if you're asianed)

Not really sure why it's for me but it rules.

Related

Because I think you have to be somewhat of a misanthrope to enjoy watching a child kick another child in the face. My wife was not at all amused.

Oh, that. Well...yeah.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

yay! the plumber is my house. possible slab leak. his first recommendation, repipe the whole house.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

not a euphemism

 

[cosjobs]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?DON'T LEAVE US AGAIN.

WE LOVE AND MISS YOU.

Don't be so needy, you'll just drive him away

 

[Annyong]

yay! the plumber is my house. possible slab leak. his first recommendation, repipe the whole house.

I'm not a plumber, but that sounds expensive.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Somehow the last page is blocked again.

 

[Gadzooks]

The Ice Cream variety of Snickers is a gift from god.

It's like Disneyworld in my mouth.

Speaking of Disneyworld in my mouth.... there's some show on Disney channel about 2 twin teenage girls ("Liv and Maggie" I think) and I would absolutely like to do them Pluto style and then enjoy a nice Snickers ice cream bar.

 

[heckmanm]

The Ice Cream variety of Snickers is a gift from god.

It's like Disneyworld in my mouth.

Speaking of Disneyworld in my mouth.... there's some show on Disney channel about 2 twin teenage girls ("Liv and Maggie" I think) and I would absolutely like to do them Pluto style and then enjoy a nice Snickers ice cream bar.

 

[Thorn]

yay! the plumber is my house. possible slab leak. his first recommendation, repipe the whole house.

oooooooooooooooooof

 

[Good Posting Judge]

If you have Reese's, I don't know why you need anything else.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

yay! the plumber is my house. possible slab leak. his first recommendation, repipe the whole house.

I'm not a plumber, but that sounds expensive.

16k uh no thanks. 2500 to re-route

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Had some delicious hot and spicy ramen from an authentic Japanese place for lunch today

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm going to post stuff even thought I can't see it.

 

[UOFI_316]

Trying (kind of) to plan a trip down to Edwardsville, Il to see my little sister at school in the spring.

Must take lots of planning to accomplish that trip, with Edwardsville being a tourist mecca.

yay! the plumber is my house. possible slab leak. his first recommendation, repipe the whole house.

Better wait until GM chimes in, he is the new go to person for all home improvement issues.

I'm going on a 4th grade field trip as a chaperone. God help us. Any tips other than ear plugs and drinking heavily?

I am sure Homer can give you some tips on what 4th graders like.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Trying (kind of) to plan a trip down to Edwardsville, Il to see my little sister at school in the spring.

Must take lots of planning to accomplish that trip, with Edwardsville being a tourist mecca.

"Drive south through the corn fields for 4 hours."

"Turn right"

"Go past the Moto Mart and into the corn field. You have arrived at your destination."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How long can we delete old posts to keep this page the most current one, so Tanner never gets to see it?

 

[General Malaise]

That's how fast GM ran his last half marathon

Yeah, that was pretty awful.

 

[General Malaise]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?DON'T LEAVE US AGAIN.

WE LOVE AND MISS YOU.

Don't be so needy, you'll just drive him away

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

DON'T LEAVE US AGAIN.

WE LOVE AND MISS YOU.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I totally agree with the above post.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And not to brag but I posted something on Reddit that has garnered over 1600 upvotes (and counting). Don't act like you're not impressed.

 

[General Malaise]

And not to brag but I posted something on Reddit that has garnered over 1600 upvotes (and counting). Don't act like you're not impressed.

Well......you gonna link this up or what?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Access still denied. What the hell did you people post?

 

[fdas2]

Thinking about dropping a random ######## every page, for Tanner's benefit.

 

[Ignoramus]

And not to brag but I posted something on Reddit that has garnered over 1600 upvotes (and counting). Don't act like you're not impressed.

Well......you gonna link this up or what?

I'm guessing his was the "We made challah bread in my baking class last night" post.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Michael Bennett: "Rodgers is like Captain America after he got on the HGH. Brady's just the scrawny, weezly guy he was when he was just smart."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Trying (kind of) to plan a trip down to Edwardsville, Il to see my little sister at school in the spring.

Must take lots of planning to accomplish that trip, with Edwardsville being a tourist mecca.

"Drive south through the corn fields for 4 hours."

"Turn right"

"Go past the Moto Mart and into the corn field. You have arrived at your destination."

ool

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

Nice to see you, GB.

I walked 14 miles yesterday afternoon and I'm about to leave to walk 8 more in a minute. It's like I'm in Vegas.

I said IT'S LIKE I'M IN VEGAS!!!

 

[kevzilla]

Drunk off your ###?

 

[Drifter]

Speaking of Vegas, is there a flatter, grayer light than the light you get when walking back to your hotel a couple hours after sunrise after an all-nighter there? The desert sun on a concrete jungle all while your brain attempts to cope with a marathon of substance abuse and sensory overload makes the world look rather Orwellian.

 

[Sammy3469]

Speaking of Vegas, is there a flatter, grayer light than the light you get when walking back to your hotel a couple hours after sunrise after an all-nighter there? The desert sun on a concrete jungle all while your brain attempts to cope with a marathon of substance abuse and sensory overload makes the world look rather Orwellian.

I'm confused,,,who walks outside in Vegas?

 

[-fish-]

Speaking of Vegas, is there a flatter, grayer light than the light you get when walking back to your hotel a couple hours after sunrise after an all-nighter there? The desert sun on a concrete jungle all while your brain attempts to cope with a marathon of substance abuse and sensory overload makes the world look rather Orwellian.

I'm confused,,,who walks outside in Vegas?

people that lost their cab money.

 

[Stoneys]

Speaking of Vegas, is there a flatter, grayer light than the light you get when walking back to your hotel a couple hours after sunrise after an all-nighter there? The desert sun on a concrete jungle all while your brain attempts to cope with a marathon of substance abuse and sensory overload makes the world look rather Orwellian.

God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

 

[kevzilla]

I walked from Stardust to Wynn and back on a 113-degree day. Do not recommend.

 

[Sammy3469]

Speaking of Vegas, is there a flatter, grayer light than the light you get when walking back to your hotel a couple hours after sunrise after an all-nighter there? The desert sun on a concrete jungle all while your brain attempts to cope with a marathon of substance abuse and sensory overload makes the world look rather Orwellian.

I'm confused,,,who walks outside in Vegas?

people that lost their cab money.

and their credit card? I mean I guess if the young lass stole it sure, but this isn't the 80s (or late 2000s in GMs case)

 

[Osaurus]

Walked from Fremont to Tropicana...do not recommend in any weather

 

[Henry Ford]

My 6-year old daughter strongly prefers 3 Musketeers to Milky Way or Snickers. Do I need to take her for testing or get some counseling or something?

Gifted testing.

 

[Thorn]

If you have Reese's, I don't know why you need anything else.

 

[Limp Ditka]

First night in Vegas I walked out of Luxor, got out to a point where I could see the Bally's sign and decided I could walk it.

3 AMish, $1500 in my pocket, six pack in hand and my drunk ### is stumbling down LVB for about 40 minutes and the Bally's sign is still just as big as it was when I started.

Finally gave up and hopped in a cab

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How long can we delete old posts to keep this page the most current one, so Tanner never gets to see it?

HA, I see you, b itch.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I think my account was hacked.

 

[belljr]

First night in Vegas I walked out of Luxor, got out to a point where I could see the Bally's sign and decided I could walk it.

3 AMish, $1500 in my pocket, six pack in hand and my drunk ### is stumbling down LVB for about 40 minutes and the Bally's sign is still just as big as it was when I started.

Finally gave up and hopped in a cab

your amish?was it your rumspringa

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wait, no, what I meant was #### you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And not to brag but I posted something on Reddit that has garnered over 1600 upvotes (and counting). Don't act like you're not impressed.

Almost 2000 now.

Why am I even talking to you goons?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Walked from Fremont to Tropicana...do not recommend in any weather

Good lord.

Wife and I walked from the Sahara (RIP) to the Monte Carlo once. Oof.

 

[UniAlias]

And not to brag but I posted something on Reddit that has garnered over 1600 upvotes (and counting). Don't act like you're not impressed.

Almost 2000 now.

Why am I even talking to you goons?

What's the deal with sending "gold" on reddit? I see that mentioned a lot. Is that basically just small amounts of bitcoin or something?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Posting this here too. Page 49.

"OH HI SHUKE."