Mr. Pickles
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Taking my talents to reddit.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I still don't know what it is but I was also "gilded" for my post earlier today.
Pretty sure I'm going to get laid like 8 times tonight.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'm going to punch you in the ####
El Floppo
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Osaurus
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Somebody just posted this gif in response to my post. (red/orange arrow is an upvote)
I could probably kick Manny Pacquiao's ### right now.
I could probably kick Manny Pacquiao's ### right now.
must be some amazing post.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
pats3in4
Footballguy
Sahara to Monte Carlo is bad enough, but Fremont to Tropicana? The stretch between Fremont and the Circus Circus is scary.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Whip it out.It's not even debatable at this point.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Maybe you were "gelded" and you'll never worry again about getting laid again
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Something he posted is finally popular on reddit.
It means he's getting a lot of positive votes.
mr roboto
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oldmangrumpycat####er1921
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've heard for several years now how St. Louis is a hotbed for technology startups but really haven't heard of any success stories with the exception of Twitter.
This will surely blow you tweetpeeps away, invisible boyfriend & invisible girlfriend.
This will surely blow you tweetpeeps away, invisible boyfriend & invisible girlfriend.
belljr
Footballguy
then why is he mad and want to fight ?
Bob Sacamano
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Drifter
Footballguy
Just had a follow up with the COO. Looks like I'll be going up to Boston soon for some face to face time. I get the feeling I'm his chosen guy but he's worried that my resume plays down the roles I've had (I haven't had titles that belie the scope of my responsibilities). He is concerned about how that will play when I sit down next to the Senior VP of bull#### from Yada yada, Inc. Tried to feel him how to see if he was suggesting outright changing the titles on my resume and didn't get a firm answer.
Krista - I might need some feedback from you as a once and future muckity muck.
Krista - I might need some feedback from you as a once and future muckity muck.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Ignoramus
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Maybe I am naive, but I would not lie on a resume -- it's just too easy to find #### out and that's usually grounds for termination.
bostonfred
Footballguy
if you could build an app with a forward facing camera and give it away to the user list for this you'd be rovering hot desperate crazy women in no time. Just one text that said look I'm not supposed to do this but can we meet up later?I've heard for several years now how St. Louis is a hotbed for technology startups but really haven't heard of any success stories with the exception of Twitter.
This will surely blow you tweetpeeps away, invisible boyfriend & invisible girlfriend.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Fish?if you could build an app with a forward facing camera and give it away to the user list for this you'd be rovering hot desperate crazy women in no time. Just one text that said look I'm not supposed to do this but can we meet up later?I've heard for several years now how St. Louis is a hotbed for technology startups but really haven't heard of any success stories with the exception of Twitter.
This will surely blow you tweetpeeps away, invisible boyfriend & invisible girlfriend.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
No.
The one I posted on FB last week was thanks to my son. He was the one that wrote "Fort ###hole" on the box. Of course the cat couldn't resist.
But I should post that to reddit, I suppose.
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General Malaise
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Apologies to those that have already heard this, but I need some advise....
About a year ago, a friend of mine we will call Colonel Moutard, got a parking ticket in downtown Portland. Mustard had, in fact, PAID for street parking, however, he displayed the parking receipt on the wrong side of the car. Parking receipts are supposed to face the curb side of the street and Moutard - who is an absent minded, affable fellow prone to errors in judgement - put the receipt on his driver's side door facing the street.
The ticket was issued for putting the parking receipt on the wrong side of the car and the fine was $39.
Moutard was not pleased and felt like the fine was egregious, considering he had paid for parking. However, he got out his checkbook and wrote the City of Portland a check for $39. In addition to the check, Colonel Moutard made one of his critical errors in judgement and decided it would be wise to trace his middle finger on a piece of paper, include a message to impolitely "Go make love to yourself" and wrote "Anal Rape" on the memo line of his check. He then mailed this off with an envelope that had some more vulgarities scribbled on for good measure.
The check was cashed and life went on normally for Moutard until yesterday, when he received a letter from the court. In this letter, he learned that his letter had garnered the attention of a one Judge Penile Licker (name changed to protect the innocent), who found him guilty and enhanced his fine from $39 to $139. He also extended an invitation to appear in Judge Licker's court room to explain why he should not have an enhanced fine. He has until 2/16/15 to request a hearing.
Moutard is a good friend, so I'd like nothing more than to give him the best advise in this situation. Should he just swallow his pride and pay the fine or should he appear in court? Should he get an attorney? Should he call the news outlets? Should he join a magic football internet message board and ask its constituents what to do? I will hang up and listen, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I will turn over the best ideas to Moutard.
About a year ago, a friend of mine we will call Colonel Moutard, got a parking ticket in downtown Portland. Mustard had, in fact, PAID for street parking, however, he displayed the parking receipt on the wrong side of the car. Parking receipts are supposed to face the curb side of the street and Moutard - who is an absent minded, affable fellow prone to errors in judgement - put the receipt on his driver's side door facing the street.
The ticket was issued for putting the parking receipt on the wrong side of the car and the fine was $39.
Moutard was not pleased and felt like the fine was egregious, considering he had paid for parking. However, he got out his checkbook and wrote the City of Portland a check for $39. In addition to the check, Colonel Moutard made one of his critical errors in judgement and decided it would be wise to trace his middle finger on a piece of paper, include a message to impolitely "Go make love to yourself" and wrote "Anal Rape" on the memo line of his check. He then mailed this off with an envelope that had some more vulgarities scribbled on for good measure.
The check was cashed and life went on normally for Moutard until yesterday, when he received a letter from the court. In this letter, he learned that his letter had garnered the attention of a one Judge Penile Licker (name changed to protect the innocent), who found him guilty and enhanced his fine from $39 to $139. He also extended an invitation to appear in Judge Licker's court room to explain why he should not have an enhanced fine. He has until 2/16/15 to request a hearing.
Moutard is a good friend, so I'd like nothing more than to give him the best advise in this situation. Should he just swallow his pride and pay the fine or should he appear in court? Should he get an attorney? Should he call the news outlets? Should he join a magic football internet message board and ask its constituents what to do? I will hang up and listen, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I will turn over the best ideas to Moutard.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Moutard is much funnier than Mustard FWIW
General Malaise
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Limp Ditka
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El Floppo
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Thorn
Footballguy
Was it about being a tshirt ninja? Is that why you cant tell us what it was?
El Floppo
Footballguy
he's being awfully coy here.
is it a worlds-collide kind of thing? are you afraid of bizarro Shuke meeting the FFA version and imploding the internet?
eta: after some sleuthing, I'm pretty sure Tanner is Don_John12
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-fish-
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-fish-
Footballguy
I have no plan. We're having dinner at 6 with a couple of my old clients (by old, I mean they're a couple in their 80's) at a restaurant they co-own in Capitol Hill. Since we're going out after, we're most likely getting a hotel somewhere in Seattle so we don't have to drive home.
We're probably done with dinner by 8. Open to anything.
Drifter
Footballguy
I'll reiterate what I said before - we are old, married with kids and thus clueless on where to even start on going out at 8 but we also open to anything.
-fish-
Footballguy
I'll talk to the woman, but she's going drinking in Seattle after work tonight and I'm going drinking locally, so we may not have a coherent plan until tomorrow. Her friend owns a bar in Pioneer Square. That might be a good start.
YSR
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