GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Annyong]

how do I turn off viewing avatars?

Put a penis on your butt

 

[Osaurus]

Why not replace the screen?

Another option

 

[Osaurus]

Pretty awesome. Just smashed the screen on my iPhone 5c. Any of you guys got an old one to sell me?

I have a plain ol' 5 I can give you for free when my new phone arrives tomorrow, but I don't know what a 5c is and if that would be too big a downgrade.

The 5c is the cheap version of the 5. Is yours from Att?Very generous of you

It is AT&T. I don't know how that stuff works. Does it being AT&T cause an issue or does that work?

I actually have At&T. Sometimes, not sure if its still the case, but a Verizon iPhone can't be used under AT&T or some crap.

Cool. If you can use the phone, just send me your address. I will mail it myself (stryker knows why I just said that). Was going to sell it, but this is much easier instead. I need to figure out how I get all my crap off it first.

You're the best, are you sure you don't want anything in return? I have a jar of belly button lint I around here somewhere.

You'll have to unlock it first before you add your SIM card and use it. The request can be made directly to AT&T. Usually takes a day or two. You then wipe it to factory defaults and it will indicate it is unlocked after that. HTHETA: I have a 5 I use as a Logitech Harmony remote right, but really have no need for because I use my 6 and iPad to accomplish the same thing so if this doesn't work out, you can have it.

Is this something I could do after she sends it?

It's on her account so she should do it before it gets to you

 

[El Floppo]

how do I turn off viewing avatars?

Put a penis on your butt

finally. thanks.

eta: that didn't work.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You'd think that would be easier to find.

The avatar thing. Not a penis on your butt.

 

[El Floppo]

please don't make me ask this to the FFA at large... I figured you geniuses would know this without having to batt a penis on the butt

 

[bostonfred]

He don't like my favorite meme

he don't care about my shtick

That's all right because his t shirt says it all

#####es don't know about my ####

He hates me for me

not because he knows I like falafel

and he thinks point break was awful

Kurt Russell ruined it

He don't care about my birthday

he don't care about your kid

unless their name is tael'r swyft bronwyn

and then he tells them they're stupid

He hates you for you

not because you QB for the Bears

but you act like you dooooont care

two punches in your throat

And he hates ! for !

just because he mocked him with derision

and he teaches long division

nobody likes math

But he's the one for me

I just love the way he's always judging

he's such a lovable curmudgeon

And I'm just glad he's posting here again

even if it's only for gm

and he's not tanner boyle he's opm

 

[El Floppo]

 

[Ignoramus]

The upside of having an 8 year old girl is that you get to hear songs like this one 1,000 times a day.

A musical accompaniment to your Bingo card. Assist to Idiot Boxer. And I guess that Lorde chick.

He believes that diamonds are for chumps

He plies his teeth with chicken wings... from BW3

The innerwebs thinks he's a grump

From another time, hes always angry.

'Cause every post's like I hate paypal, children on my lawn

Pearl Jam, oatmeal, words that don't rhyme with dawn

He don't care. He thinks that Cadillacs are for kids

But then he comes and posts kittens, neck punch, rockin out to Cheap Trick

Youtube, reddit, kids with weird names shtick

He don't care, he's checking out that hot blue hair

And he'll always be Boyle (Boyle)

Not Officer Pete Malloy

That alias just aint for us.

It lacks a certain kind of gruff

Hes Teaching middle schoolers (schoolers)

They call him Mr. B

Listening to Greens and Blues and Blues and Blues

As he berates humanity

(with a subscription to Cat Fancy)

Seemed incomplete, though I probably like the first verse better.

He loved Brad Pitt in DaVinci Code

He'll hang your picture on the fridge in the staff room

And even though he thinks Trebek blooooows (Yes he'll deny this)

He still took his money

But every post's like I hate Twitter, vaccinate your damn kids

Baseball, Frodo, I'm not eatin' those squids

He don't care. He thinks that Cadillacs are for kids

But then he comes and posts kittens, neck punch, rockin out to Cheap Trick

Youtube, reddit, kids with weird names shtick

He don't care, he's just watchin' Cutler kill his Bears

And he'll always be Boyle (Boyle)

Not Reg Llama with 3 "L"s

That alias just aint for us.

It lacks a certain kind of gruff

Hes Teaching middle schoolers (schoolers)

They call him Mr. B

That doge meme, such wow, very rule, much yes, so cool

As he berates humanity

I wish I could dump all my likes onto one post.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've inspired more songs than Pamela Des Barres.

 

[kevzilla]

I've inspired more songs than Pamela Des Barres.

Well, your boobs are bigger.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Tanner Song-Off initiated.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I've inspired more songs than Pamela Des Barres.

Well, your boobs are bigger.

Wonderful.

Now I'll be picturing tanner's bouncing mammaries while I'm on the treadmill tonight

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've inspired more songs than Pamela Des Barres.

Well, your boobs are bigger.

Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing yer

You're the doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare

And your Machiavellian schemes

All right so people say that you don't care

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler

And bigger #### than Cher

 

[El Floppo]

I've inspired more songs than Pamela Des Barres.

Well, your boobs are bigger.

Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing yer

You're the doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare

And your Machiavellian schemes

All right so people say that you don't care

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler

And bigger #### than Cher

hated it.

 

[krista4]

Pretty awesome. Just smashed the screen on my iPhone 5c. Any of you guys got an old one to sell me?

I have a plain ol' 5 I can give you for free when my new phone arrives tomorrow, but I don't know what a 5c is and if that would be too big a downgrade.

The 5c is the cheap version of the 5. Is yours from Att?Very generous of you

It is AT&T. I don't know how that stuff works. Does it being AT&T cause an issue or does that work?

I actually have At&T. Sometimes, not sure if its still the case, but a Verizon iPhone can't be used under AT&T or some crap.

Cool. If you can use the phone, just send me your address. I will mail it myself (stryker knows why I just said that). Was going to sell it, but this is much easier instead. I need to figure out how I get all my crap off it first.

You're the best, are you sure you don't want anything in return? I have a jar of belly button lint I around here somewhere.

You'll have to unlock it first before you add your SIM card and use it. The request can be made directly to AT&T. Usually takes a day or two. You then wipe it to factory defaults and it will indicate it is unlocked after that. HTHETA: I have a 5 I use as a Logitech Harmony remote right, but really have no need for because I use my 6 and iPad to accomplish the same thing so if this doesn't work out, you can have it.

Complete gibberish to me. WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE.

ETA: Annyong talked to AT&T and I think we have it covered now.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's no Bruce's Philosopher's Song

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's no Bruce's Philosopher's Song

Or even Decomposing Composers, really

 

[Frostillicus]

Nailed it, imo.

 

[krista4]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

 

[UniAlias]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

OH COME ON

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

I'm totally not getting your face!

 

[krista4]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

I'm totally not getting your face!

Understandable.

Please carry on. Maybe it's because I haven't had a drink in 10 days. It's messing with my brain.

 

[krista4]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

I'm totally not getting your face!

Understandable.

Please carry on. Maybe it's because I haven't had a drink in 10 days. It's messing with my brain.

I'll see myself out.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

This is pretty awesome. Always blown away by such creativity.

The Gustav Klimt homage rocks.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

OH COME ON

I get it. The only song she's ever heard in her life is Happy Birthday To You.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

Sacamano/ibRoyals - Lorde (Acoustic Cover): http://youtu.be/CaknWuU_L4Y

Bostonfred

Hey Leonardo (She likes me for me): http://youtu.be/vSdbQLXpmPQ

Opm

http://youtu.be/12VUjgYMm1U

 

[El Floppo]

pretty sure Sac's was this one

 

[krista4]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

Sacamano/ibRoyals - Lorde (Acoustic Cover): http://youtu.be/CaknWuU_L4Y

Bostonfred

Hey Leonardo (She likes me for me): http://youtu.be/vSdbQLXpmPQ

Opm

http://youtu.be/12VUjgYMm1U

OK, I'll listen to these later, without and then with new lyrics in hand.

 

[GroveDiesel]

According to this link, a Verizon iPhone can be transferred to ATT, but an ATT iPhone can't be transferred to Verizon:

http://www.cnet.com/news/switching-carriers-you-may-be-able-to-take-your-iphone-5s-with-you/

 

[Thorn]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!?

This is going to be an epic 15-verse opus, one for each alias.

 

[Thorn]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

LOOK AT ME I DON'T KNOW POP SONGS

 

[Annyong]

According to this link, a Verizon iPhone can be transferred to ATT, but an ATT iPhone can't be transferred to Verizon:

http://www.cnet.com/news/switching-carriers-you-may-be-able-to-take-your-iphone-5s-with-you/

what about AT&T to AT&T? Cuz it's happening, and its gonna be glorious.

I actually called AT&T and they said she doesn't need to do anything besides delete her stuff once her new one is active and set up

 

[krista4]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

LOOK AT ME I DON'T KNOW POP SONGS

I've never felt older. Having not clicked the links yet, I don't even know if Lorde is a he or a she.

I have, however, heard the song "Happy" a few times now, so I'm a step ahead of Homer.

 

[krista4]

I'm heading out for a long hike and will think about what I did wrong.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

me either

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

Sacamano/ibRoyals - Lorde (Acoustic Cover): http://youtu.be/CaknWuU_L4Y

Bostonfred

Hey Leonardo (She likes me for me): http://youtu.be/vSdbQLXpmPQ

Opm

http://youtu.be/12VUjgYMm1U

never heard of the first two. but i never have the radio on, like ever.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

pretty sure Sac's was this one

mmmm....no bra

 

[Idiot Boxer]

For K4, until she catches up on her 'new' music. (Homer, don't read)

[SIZE=12pt]It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Radical Larry’s here, stop “touching base.”
He’s a sarcastic teacher with a shuke face
With cat flair, he likes to share, baby by the way[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]He’s not happy
Gripe along if you feel like Nirvana sucks a shoe
He’s not happy
Gripe along if your pencils are all No. 2
He’s not happy
Gripe along if you hate Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Who
He’s not happy
Gripe along if you prefer horses when they’re glue[/SIZE]

 

[El Floppo]

pretty sure Sac's was this one

mmmm....no bra

wha... I didn't even look at the video.

*nice*

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

was just in a restaurant and heard Lorde playing on the speakers. If this happened to K4, would she stick her fingers in her ears or just walk out and refuse to eat somewhere that plays any type of popular music?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

was just in a restaurant and heard Lorde playing on the speakers. If this happened to K4, would she put stick her fingers in her ears or just walk out and refuse to eat somewhere that plays any type of popular music?

Give the sommelier $200 to stand behind her and put his fingers in her ears so she can still enjoy her Peter Canlis prawns and wagyu.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

was just in a restaurant and heard Lorde playing on the speakers. If this happened to K4, would she stick her fingers in her ears or just walk out and refuse to eat somewhere that plays any type of popular music?

Purchase the restaurant, install a pizza oven in place of the sound system.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

was just in a restaurant and heard Lorde playing on the speakers. If this happened to K4, would she stick her fingers in her ears or just walk out and refuse to eat somewhere that plays any type of popular music?

Purchase the restaurant, install a pizza oven in place of the sound system.

You forgot:

1. Outsource all of the labor to El Salvador

2. Buy El Salvador

 

[kevzilla]

was just in a restaurant and heard Lorde playing on the speakers. If this happened to K4, would she stick her fingers in her ears or just walk out and refuse to eat somewhere that plays any type of popular music?

Insist they change the song to "Happy Birthday".

 

[El Floppo]

was just in a restaurant and heard Lorde playing on the speakers. If this happened to K4, would she stick her fingers in her ears or just walk out and refuse to eat somewhere that plays any type of popular music?

Purchase the restaurant, install a pizza oven in place of the sound system.

You forgot:

1. Outsource all of the labor to El Salvador

2. Buy El Salvador

3. sell restaurant and move to different part of town/state/country/globe.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

was just in a restaurant and heard Lorde playing on the speakers. If this happened to K4, would she stick her fingers in her ears or just walk out and refuse to eat somewhere that plays any type of popular music?

Purchase the restaurant, install a pizza oven in place of the sound system.

You forgot:

1. Outsource all of the labor to El Salvador

2. Buy El Salvador

3. sell restaurant and move to different part of town/state/country/globe.

I meant to add "amend El Salvadorian constitution to include the banning of popular music."

 

[heckmanm]

I'm totally not getting the songs. Maybe you need to know the songs that are being parodied in order for these to be funny? I feel so out of it. :(

LOOK AT ME I DON'T KNOW POP SONGS

I've never felt older. Having not clicked the links yet, I don't even know if Lorde is a he or a she.

I have, however, heard the song "Happy" a few times now, so I'm a step ahead of Homer.

Lorde is supposedly a "she", but may actually be Randy Marsh in drag.

 

[heckmanm]

also,

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I remember Thorn posting a shot video with Lorde's 'Royals' playing in the background. If K4 watched it, did she throw her phone/laptop out the window as soon as it started playing to avoid hearing any more notes?