GM's thread about nothing (70 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

we had our first night away from the kids in 7 years last night.

I totally had sex.

PARTY LIKE IT'S 1985!

 

[mr roboto]

we had our first night away from the kids in 7 years last night.

I totally had sex.

What in the ####### Sam hell took you so long? 7 years? Why?

 

[General Malaise]

we had our first night away from the kids in 7 years last night.

I totally had sex.

Twins?

 

[General Malaise]

I got tickets through work to go see Bob Seger tonight. On a scale of 1 - 10, how drunk do I need to be to be able to tolerate it? The only song that comes to mind is "Night Moves."

Hoping there will be some hot cougars or GILFs there.

I like Bob Seger.

Parents saw him play a year ago and said it was fantastic. Maybe you will luck out and not have to endure Old Timey Rock and Roll. Song is on my restricted list.

Shame on the Moon and Fire Lake are two underplayed and under appreciated Seger songs if you don't know 'em.

 

[bostonfred]

we had our first night away from the kids in 7 years last night.

I totally had sex.

Twins?

http://youtu.be/GVqoYvlEZis

 

[Jayrod]

So is this where we can start posting anonymous confessions now?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I got tickets through work to go see Bob Seger tonight. On a scale of 1 - 10, how drunk do I need to be to be able to tolerate it? The only song that comes to mind is "Night Moves."

Hoping there will be some hot cougars or GILFs there.

I like Bob Seger.

Parents saw him play a year ago and said it was fantastic. Maybe you will luck out and not have to endure Old Timey Rock and Roll. Song is on my restricted list.

Shame on the Moon and Fire Lake are two underplayed and under appreciated Seger songs if you don't know 'em.

Seger tour 2015 - set lists

Looks like you're out of luck on having to endure Old Timey Rock and Roll - 9 for 9

 

[fdas2]

So is this where we can start posting anonymous confessions now?

No, we're not getting this thread axed

 

[El Floppo]

we had our first night away from the kids in 7 years last night.

I totally had sex.

What in the ####### Sam hell took you so long? 7 years? Why?

we don't live near any family so haven't been able to have both of us leave the kids- one at a time, yes- but not both.

 

[El Floppo]

we had our first night away from the kids in 7 years last night.

I totally had sex.

Twins?

I don't have super translucent ghosty superman stuff. mine is misshapen and monster-headed.

 

[El Floppo]

we had our first night away from the kids in 7 years last night.

I totally had sex.

What in the ####### Sam hell took you so long? 7 years? Why?

we don't live near any family so haven't been able to have both of us leave the kids- one at a time, yes- but not both.

and to be clear- I've had lots of sex in those 7 years. at least 10 times. maybe more. sex sex sex up in here.

 

[gianmarco]

Should hit 250,000 replies in about 3-4 days.

Should it be paused at 249,999 for GM to post?

Should the poster win a prize like one of his future twins?

Will it become the most liked post in the history of the FFA?

 

[strykerpks]

Should hit 250,000 replies in about 3-4 days.

Should it be paused at 249,999 for GM to post?

Should the poster win a prize like one of his future twins?

Will it become the most liked post in the history of the FFA?

This thread will shrink a full page with people deleting old posts

 

[Osaurus]

Love is in the air today. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/E3BD0BB1-2D0E-40DB-B5ED-E5F2BF1DCA47_zpsmy5dxlga.jpg. Or maybe it's VOCs

 

[Ignoramus]

Should hit 250,000 replies in about 3-4 days.

Should it be paused at 249,999 for GM to post?

Should the poster win a prize like one of his future twins?

Will it become the most liked post in the history of the FFA?

This thread will shrink a full page with people deleting old posts

Oh yeah. That's going to go on for quite a while as everyone jockeys for that magical milestone.

 

[kevzilla]

Should hit 250,000 replies in about 3-4 days.

Should it be paused at 249,999 for GM to post?

Should the poster win a prize like one of his future twins?

Will it become the most liked post in the history of the FFA?

This thread will shrink a full page with people deleting old posts

Oh yeah. That's going to go on for quite a while as everyone jockeys for that magical milestone.

What a bunch of dickmittens we are.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I love all the people who are confused about a thread getting JoeSnipered.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I love all the people who are confused about a thread getting JoeSnipered.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

There were a few gems but most of it was crap

Infidelity

Infidelity

Schtick

Schtick

Poop

Infidelity

Poor attempt at made up confession

Sad story

Creepy story

Schtick

Schtick

Infedility

Funny college story

Poor attempt at made up confession

Schtick

Schtick

Panty sniffing story

Bad money management

Schtick

 

[Limp Ditka]

I love all the people who are confused about a thread getting JoeSnipered.

Hypothetically speaking

If he did take the time to snipe that, but hasn't taken the time to post in the TU thread, a guy he had actually met IRL.....

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I love all the people who are confused about a thread getting JoeSnipered.

It's been a while since he's given this place such a personal touch. I used to wonder if all he did was stay at home and browse the FFA all day.

 

[proninja]

I just was deleting pm's and ran across one from TU being really kind in the middle of all my #### back in 2008. It wasn't part of a conversation or anything. He just saw I was hurting and reached out with kind words. :(

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I was the guy who ate salami with a sell by date of 2012.

Still alive

 

[Limp Ditka]

I was the guy who ate salami with a sell by date of 2012.

Still alive

And we're thankful for that

 

[El Floppo]

I was the guy who ate salami with a sell by date of 2012.

Still alive

For now.

 

[ffjunk]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

We have beaten the Pop Tart thing to death.

Would anyone here petition Kellogs to bring Danish Go-Rounds back?

 

[Frostillicus]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

That why we here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

snow blower broke...ice dams... now back is sore from shoveling.

Not sure what all of this means but hang in there.

 

[Osaurus]

We have beaten the Pop Tart thing to death.

Would anyone here petition Kellogs to bring Danish Go-Rounds back?

Mind blowing

 

[ffjunk]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

That why we here.

One good thing, I made the italian shredded beef today. Thanks for that. Whole family loved it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

That why we here.

One good thing, I made the italian shredded beef today. Thanks for that. Whole family loved it.

It's good stuff. Glad you liked it.

 

[belljr]

Whomever decided the left lane should be straight OR Left turn and the right lane is right turn only....

go #### yourself

 

[El Floppo]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

great googly moogly.

best of luck.

triplets?!

and damn... stomach bug on top of all that just isn't fair.

 

[El Floppo]

Whomever decided the left lane should be straight OR Left turn and the right lane is right turn only....

go #### yourself

that was me.

I've been ####### myself nonstop... thanks.

 

[belljr]

Take some Pepto

 

[General Malaise]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

Wow. Hang around here some more. I'm interested how you pull all this off (and you will). I'll stop complaining now.

 

[General Malaise]

Don't colleges have to have a heart for parents of multiples?

 

[kevzilla]

My Vegas dance card is filling up quickly. Two couples from my other board are going to be there the same time. They'll be there when I get there, so I'll see them then and try to reserve the weekend for GMTANers. No sense in worlds colliding.

 

[Osaurus]

My Vegas dance card is filling up quickly. Two couples from my other board are going to be there the same time. They'll be there when I get there, so I'll see them then and try to reserve the weekend for GMTANers. No sense in worlds colliding.

Why not? Let it ride you crazy diamond. :twoglassesintoagoodsyrah:

 

[Tecumseh]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

All this and you're only 17??

 

[Frostillicus]

My parents were supposed to take the kids overnight tomorrow. Naturally, my daughter has now puked twice tonight. At least I don't have twins coming though.

 

[Ignoramus]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

Pics of triplets?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My date getting ready for the big night.

It's something I guess

 

[ffjunk]

Don't colleges have to have a heart for parents of multiples?

I hope so. FAFSA is filled out. Waiting for taxes to be done which is Monday I'm told. Not your average FBG moneymaker. I'm a fire fighter wife is a teacher so I hope we get a lot of financial aid. One good thing is one of them got a partial scholarship for Crew which is definitely going to help.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Don't colleges have to have a heart for parents of multiples?

I hope so. FAFSA is filled out. Waiting for taxes to be done which is Monday I'm told. Not your average FBG moneymaker. I'm a fire fighter wife is a teacher so I hope we get a lot of financial aid. One good thing is one of them got a partial scholarship for Crew which is definitely going to help.

Do you stay awake at night praying that your brave husband comes home safe after his shift?

 

[ffjunk]

Can I rant in here? In last 2 weeks, snow blower broke, ice dams have my house leaking all over staining ceilngs and peeling paint, car got broken into-(i actually left it unlocked and someone rifled through it looking for valuables), got the stomach bug, sons car got a flat and now back is sore from shoveling. GM, you have twins coming. I have triplets (actually true). Will be 18 in 2 weeks. If it hasn't been expensive enough, 18th birthday coming, graduation, our 20th wedding anniversary, parents 50th anniversary and I got asked to be in a wedding for a co-worker at 46 yrs old. Yay. Oh and 3 college tuitions all around 40k each a year. I don't think I'm gonna make it through this year.

Pics of triplets?

Seriously? 2 boys 1 girl who look like brothers and sisters but not triplets. Boys are not identical.

 

[Frostillicus]

Don't colleges have to have a heart for parents of multiples?

I hope so. FAFSA is filled out. Waiting for taxes to be done which is Monday I'm told. Not your average FBG moneymaker. I'm a fire fighter wife is a teacher so I hope we get a lot of financial aid. One good thing is one of them got a partial scholarship for Crew which is definitely going to help.

At least your wife gets summers off.

 

[ffjunk]

Don't colleges have to have a heart for parents of multiples?

I hope so. FAFSA is filled out. Waiting for taxes to be done which is Monday I'm told. Not your average FBG moneymaker. I'm a fire fighter wife is a teacher so I hope we get a lot of financial aid. One good thing is one of them got a partial scholarship for Crew which is definitely going to help.

Do you stay awake at night praying that your brave husband comes home safe after his shift?

Hahaha. Always.

 

[ffjunk]

Don't colleges have to have a heart for parents of multiples?

I hope so. FAFSA is filled out. Waiting for taxes to be done which is Monday I'm told. Not your average FBG moneymaker. I'm a fire fighter wife is a teacher so I hope we get a lot of financial aid. One good thing is one of them got a partial scholarship for Crew which is definitely going to help.

At least your wife gets summers off.

Yes. Made it a lot easier when they were young. Having both our families close by was a lifesaver too,