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We've had our issues too. We had signed up for a private plan last year thru Humana. Jan 1, I got my bill and it had tripled over what I was paying last year. We ended up having to cancel our plan and sign up thru the exchange. We ended up getting the exact same plan through Humana that we had last year, however, before my daughter could get coverage, she had to be rejected by the state Peach Care plan. From talking to our insurance guy, this can take close to a year. So now, my wife and I are covered but my daughter is not. So what happens? Of course she broke her wrist a week and a half ago, and it all came out of pocket.
We either keep govt completely the #### out of it or just hand it over entirely. This middle ground bull#### is stupid iMO.
Except this is exactly what the insurance companies wanted. They wrote the thing. They've never made so much money. Buy some UHC stock to soften the blow. Ask Bob, he'll tell you.

 
I took the family to see the new Sponge Bob movie yesterday. Dylan was freaking wired for some reason, he's usually pretty low key. As the previews are starting he turns around to the 12-14 year old boy sitting behind him and says "hey, you want to stop kicking my chair?!". Then some Katy Perry thing come on and he says, loud enough for me to hear clearly 3 seats away in a packed theater, "I bet dad would like to take her clothes off like he does mom!! :lmao:". On the way home he says "I bet dad's favorite part of the movie was all of the boobs." When I claimed I didn't know what he was talking about he says "are you kidding me, they were everywhere!!".
What's this now?
There was a five minute Katy Perry video or something. (I think that cookie I ate 45 minutes before the movie was laced with something)
"Or something"? What is the matter with you?
I was never into KP until she made me money on SB. Now I think she's really hot.

 
SpongeBob >>> Teletubbies. I think that was the worst kids show ever, And you need to adjust your meds for that show too

 
Half of the kids shows today are unabashed commercials for toys whose only value is that they are from that show in tv. Ninja go might be the worst crime of capitalism to go unprosecuted.

 
SpongeBob might be the greatest show ever.
My boys loved Sponge Bob. I found myself laughing hard several times when it was on. There's FAR worse out there, you know.
You guys can chomp a knob.
Weren't your kids in college when Sponge Bob debuted? Pokemon and any of the Japanese imports are far worse than Sponge Bob. Comeon, who doesn't like Mr. Krab?
Big Plankton fan

#teamspongebob

 
Team SpongeBob here.Yuke has seen Barney at other places and asks for it sometimes but I've explained to him that our TV doesn't get the Barney channel.

 
I can firmly predict which children will become meth addicts based on who is allowed to watch spongebob.

 
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Sponge Bob is pretty hilarious. Lots of really dirty jokes for the parents. Phineas and Ferb isn't bad either. Of course now they seem to watch a lot of iCarly and shows with young teenage girls. It's like having little Homers living with me.

 
I watched caillou once. Kept waiting to see if the moral was that he took a brick to the face because he was a whiny dock to everyone around him. Turns out the moral to the story is everyone else is the problem and he was right to whine. Perma banned in our house.

 
I watched caillou once. Kept waiting to see if the moral was that he took a brick to the face because he was a whiny dock to everyone around him. Turns out the moral to the story is everyone else is the problem and he was right to whine. Perma banned in our house.
Doesn't he have cancer?

 
I watched caillou once. Kept waiting to see if the moral was that he took a brick to the face because he was a whiny dock to everyone around him. Turns out the moral to the story is everyone else is the problem and he was right to whine. Perma banned in our house.
Doesn't he have cancer?
A Google search of 'does Caillou have cancer?' Spits this gem out first. Oh! And it's penned by Arian Foster

Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.Mar 26, 2014

http://www.sbnation.com/2014/3/26/5549908/arian-foster-caillou-is-awful

 
SpongeBob might be the greatest show ever.
My boys loved Sponge Bob. I found myself laughing hard several times when it was on. There's FAR worse out there, you know.
You guys can chomp a knob.
Weren't your kids in college when Sponge Bob debuted? Pokemon and any of the Japanese imports are far worse than Sponge Bob. Comeon, who doesn't like Mr. Krab?
Heyyyooooo! They were 5 and 7.

BTW: Isn't your oldest going to be in college when your triplets will still be in diapers?

 
I watched caillou once. Kept waiting to see if the moral was that he took a brick to the face because he was a whiny dock to everyone around him. Turns out the moral to the story is everyone else is the problem and he was right to whine. Perma banned in our house.
Doesn't he have cancer?
A Google search of 'does Caillou have cancer?' Spits this gem out first. Oh! And it's penned by Arian Foster

Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.Mar 26, 2014http://www.sbnation.com/2014/3/26/5549908/arian-foster-caillou-is-awful
Sorry, not penned by Arian Foster, but the article was inspired by a tweet he made about the little hairless terror

 
I watched caillou once. Kept waiting to see if the moral was that he took a brick to the face because he was a whiny dock to everyone around him. Turns out the moral to the story is everyone else is the problem and he was right to whine. Perma banned in our house.
Doesn't he have cancer?
not according to Arian foster "CAILLOU CAN'T GROW HAIR, NOT BECAUSE HE HAS CANCER OR PROGERIA, BUT BECAUSE HE SUCKS, AND EVEN HIS OWN BODY RECOGNIZES THAT HE DOES NOT DESERVE HAIR OR FOOD OR LOVE."

 
Someday Caillou will realize this, and probably whine while falling face-first onto the pavement in front of a Tim Horton's for no reason whatsoever. Maybe he'll die from his injuries. That would be great, especially because Caillou is Canadian and his health care in event of catastrophic injury isn't on my tab. Win-win for American parents everywhere, really.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
"Old Time Rock And Roll" can lick my taint, but I like Seger in general. His recent stuff is really good.

If I were a college-aged stoner, I could see the appeal of Sponge Bob.

 
I got in from clearing out yet another foot and a half of snow and my wife had put together a bag of trash she wanted me to take out. I just handed her my keys and said I think the key to the trash barrel is somewhere in there, then went upstairs and took a warm shower.

 
I got in from clearing out yet another foot and a half of snow and my wife had put together a bag of trash she wanted me to take out. I just handed her my keys and said I think the key to the trash barrel is somewhere in there, then went upstairs and took a warm shower.
High today will be 75F. Wife and I are going to do Valentines today since she worked last night. Probably eat somewhere with a patio. I'm tempted to wear jorts.

 

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