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Officer Pete Malloy said:
bostonfred said:
I got in from clearing out yet another foot and a half of snow and my wife had put together a bag of trash she wanted me to take out. I just handed her my keys and said I think the key to the trash barrel is somewhere in there, then went upstairs and took a warm shower.
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High today will be 75F. Wife and I are going to do Valentines today since she worked last night. Probably eat somewhere with a patio. I'm tempted to wear jorts.
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I'm not saying I'm a better person than you, but i won't taunt you if you get crushed in the rubble in an earth quake.
 
My daughter is really really into Peppa Pig. The show isn't awful, but my kid now talks like a British kid.

Apparently we have to pack the boot of our auto to go on holiday on this blustery day. Oh, and go eat some crisps.

 
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ffjunk said:
General Malaise said:
Don't colleges have to have a heart for parents of multiples? :oldunsure:
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I hope so. FAFSA is filled out. Waiting for taxes to be done which is Monday I'm told. Not your average FBG moneymaker. I'm a fire fighter wife is a teacher so I hope we get a lot of financial aid. One good thing is one of them got a partial scholarship for Crew which is definitely going to help.
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Only 17 and the wife of a fire fighter? Good Lord woman, you've had a tough childhood

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
bostonfred said:
I got in from clearing out yet another foot and a half of snow and my wife had put together a bag of trash she wanted me to take out. I just handed her my keys and said I think the key to the trash barrel is somewhere in there, then went upstairs and took a warm shower.
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High today will be 75F. Wife and I are going to do Valentines today since she worked last night. Probably eat somewhere with a patio. I'm tempted to wear jorts.
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This post makes me horny. Send pics?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
belljr said:
SpongeBob might be the greatest show ever.
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General Malaise said:
My boys loved Sponge Bob. I found myself laughing hard several times when it was on. There's FAR worse out there, you know.
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You guys can chomp a knob.
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Weren't your kids in college when Sponge Bob debuted? Pokemon and any of the Japanese imports are far worse than Sponge Bob. Comeon, who doesn't like Mr. Krab?
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Heyyyooooo! They were 5 and 7.

BTW: Isn't your oldest going to be in college when your triplets will still be in diapers?
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With any luck and 8 more years of Obama....

 
Dan Lambskin said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Dan Lambskin said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I decided to tackle fixing the dripping shower in our bedroom today. Now I can't get it to turn off. #### me.
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Interesting
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Which means we don't have any water in the house since there isn't a shut off valve for the shower.
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Get a pair of copper tube cutters and a shark bite shutoff valve and you can easily fix that
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I'm busy putting duel overhead cams on my car now.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Limp Ditka said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Dan Lambskin said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I decided to tackle fixing the dripping shower in our bedroom today. Now I can't get it to turn off. #### me.
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Interesting
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Which means we don't have any water in the house since there isn't a shut off valve for the shower.
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That seems odd. At worst, you should at least be able to shut off just the bathroom.
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Yeah no ####. I hate people.
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Did you check the basement?

 
Limp Ditka said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Limp Ditka said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Dan Lambskin said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I decided to tackle fixing the dripping shower in our bedroom today. Now I can't get it to turn off. #### me.
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Interesting
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Which means we don't have any water in the house since there isn't a shut off valve for the shower.
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That seems odd. At worst, you should at least be able to shut off just the bathroom.
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Yeah no ####. I hate people.
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Did you check the basement?
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YES I CHECKED THE BASEMENT!!! THERE ISNT A ####### SHUT OFF VALVE!!!!!!!
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Sponge Bob is pretty hilarious. Lots of really dirty jokes for the parents. Phineas and Ferb isn't bad either. Of course now they seem to watch a lot of iCarly and shows with young teenage girls. It's like having little Homers living with me.
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Kids are watching most of these live action shows now too. My son told my wife that "it moved" when he saw one of the girls on Jessie. I guess it's time for The Talk.

 
Cannot believe how nice the weather has been here. Mowed for the first time since November. Yard looks sweet, probably the best it will look in 2015. Ate lunch on our patio. Messed around and got a triple double.....

That phrase was much more enjoyable to use on good days pre-twins news.

 
General Malaise said:
Cannot believe how nice the weather has been here. Mowed for the first time since November. Yard looks sweet, probably the best it will look in 2015. Ate lunch on our patio. Messed around and got a triple double.....

That phrase was much more enjoyable to use on good days pre-twins news.
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Don't worry. I read somewhere that 98% of triplet births were initially diagnosed as twins.
 
I think my wife may be trying to kill me. She insisted that we do Pilates together in the backyard after I'd been drinking beer all afternoon. Threw up a little bit while doing a side plank.

 
General Malaise said:
Cannot believe how nice the weather has been here. Mowed for the first time since November. Yard looks sweet, probably the best it will look in 2015. Ate lunch on our patio. Messed around and got a triple double.....

That phrase was much more enjoyable to use on good days pre-twins news.
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I expect to see my lawn some time in may
 
I cooked Tyler Florence's beef wellington with green peppercorn sauce and made a chocolate tart for dinner yesterday. Holy spit was it good.

 
bentley said:
I think my wife may be trying to kill me. She insisted that we do Pilates together in the backyard after I'd been drinking beer all afternoon. Threw up a little bit while doing a side plank.
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I've never and will never... but isn't Pilates done with a giant springy machine?

 
El Floppo said:
bentley said:
I think my wife may be trying to kill me. She insisted that we do Pilates together in the backyard after I'd been drinking beer all afternoon. Threw up a little bit while doing a side plank.
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I've never and will never... but isn't Pilates done with a giant springy machine?
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there is a version that is part pilates part yoga. No machines. Um, so I have been told.actually been doing some with the wife and my back feels great :unsure:

 
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