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[Pop Tart]

We have beaten the Pop Tart thing to death.

Would anyone here petition Kellogs to bring Danish Go-Rounds back?

I feel like Jon Lovitz here.

 

[B-Deep]

Some awesome presidential trivia. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/amazing-trivia-about-every-us-president-almost-too-unbelievable-to-be-true

James Buchanan

I love these so much.

Andrew Johnson was impeached from office after it was discovered that he was part of a Civil War reenactment society. This was in extremely poor taste at the time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Richard Nixon was the first President to announce his candidacy at a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant (the Sherman Oaks, California location to be exact).

 

[General Malaise]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes are a fruit. Might want to alert the pizza gods.

 

[Ignoramus]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes are a fruit. Might want to alert the pizza gods.

Cucumbers, too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes are a fruit. Might want to alert the pizza gods.

YOU'RE A FRUIT!!!

 

[belljr]

Pineapple on pizza is UNAMERICAN

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tomatoes are an exception obviously. They are barely a fruit though.

Enjoy your strawberry banana pizza, guys.

 

[General Malaise]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes are a fruit. Might want to alert the pizza gods.

YOU'RE A FRUIT!!!

When was the last time your body consumed a fruit that did not come with a side of booze?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Ruling on the Red Robin Banzai Burger? For those unfamiliar it contains a pineapple slice on the burger

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes are a fruit. Might want to alert the pizza gods.

YOU'RE A FRUIT!!!

When was the last time your body consumed a fruit that did not come with a side of booze?

Thursday.

Yes, Thursday, March 27th, 2001. I had a mango.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ruling on the Red Robin Banzai Burger? For those unfamiliar it contains a pineapple slice on the burger

I remember for a while it seemed like very chain place had a some burger with pineapple and (usually) some teriyaki type bbq sauce.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Now this is some shtick I could have gotten behind.

 

[GroveDiesel]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes

Peppers too

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes

Peppers too

Anchovies as well.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pepperoni is a fruit, yeah?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes are a fruit. Might want to alert the pizza gods.

YOU'RE A FRUIT!!!

When was the last time your body consumed a fruit that did not come with a side of booze?

Thursday.

Yes, Thursday, March 27th, 2001. I had a mango.

Being liquefied with booze is the same thing as coming with a side of booze.

hth

 

[T Bell]

Now this is some shtick I could have gotten behind.

Good to know what the Caveman Lawyer's son was up to.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes are a fruit. Might want to alert the pizza gods.

YOU'RE A FRUIT!!!

When was the last time your body consumed a fruit that did not come with a side of booze?

Thursday.Yes, Thursday, March 27th, 2001. I had a mango.

Being liquefied with booze is the same thing as coming with a side of booze.

hth

Oh.

I'll have to check my records then.

 

[WetDream]

When was the last time your body consumed a fruit that did not come with a side of booze?

Before the side of booze, with the side of booze, and a couple of times after the side of booze.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Richard Nixon was the first President to announce his candidacy at a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant (the Sherman Oaks, California location to be exact).

I posted the one about Andrew Jackson (sans the part about historian claims) to Facebook to see how many people buy it. In 10 minutes I have 1 already.

 

[-fish-]

anyone who eats pineapple on pizza cannot be trusted imo

You trusted me once and we ended up sharing steak bits out of a Styrofoam box served from a dilapidated trailer behind a strip club that wouldn't let us (me) in nowhere close to your sister's house without a ride home. I LOVE pineapple on pizza!

Fruit just doesn't belong on a pizza. Sorry. There are rules.

Tomatoes are a fruit. Might want to alert the pizza gods.

Cucumbers, too.

what's wrong with you?

 

[cstu]

Now this is some shtick I could have gotten behind.

"You also get Huey Lewis and the News!"

 

[-fish-]

Ruling on the Red Robin Banzai Burger? For those unfamiliar it contains a pineapple slice on the burger

all red robin burgers are terrible; that makes this fruity and terrible.

 

[belljr]

not liking Red Robin burgers is UNAMERICAN

 

[-fish-]

not liking Red Robin burgers is UNAMERICAN

"red robin sucks"

About 1,340,000 results

thanks, google.

 

[belljr]

not liking Red Robin burgers is UNAMERICAN

"red robin sucks"

About 1,340,000 results

thanks, google.

"red robin is awesome"

About 47,800,000 results (0.39 seconds)

Yes, thank you google

 

[-fish-]

not liking Red Robin burgers is UNAMERICAN

"red robin sucks"

About 1,340,000 results

thanks, google.

"red robin is awesome"

About 47,800,000 results (0.39 seconds)

Yes, thank you google

"most americans are stupid"

About 83,100,000 results (0.63 seconds)

 

[DA RAIDERS]

k4,

what day are you thinking of hiking at vegashole? we just might make it, but i don't want to miss the hiking and are we thinking red rock?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Happy belated Valentine's Day, GMTAN

 

[krista4]

k4,

what day are you thinking of hiking at vegashole? we just might make it, but i don't want to miss the hiking and are we thinking red rock?

We were targeting Sunday to hike, but I think Osaurus is also heading to another park (the name of which is escaping me) on Friday. For Sunday, most likely Red Rock, though I haven't ruled out Zion completely. What would you guys be interested in?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

k4,

what day are you thinking of hiking at vegashole? we just might make it, but i don't want to miss the hiking and are we thinking red rock?

We were targeting Sunday to hike, but I think Osaurus is also heading to another park (the name of which is escaping me) on Friday. For Sunday, most likely Red Rock, though I haven't ruled out Zion completely. What would you guys be interested in?

red rock due to it's proximity my wife wants some pool time. i could leave her at the hotel, but it's rare for us to get away without the kid. right now, i'm thinking friday early evening flight, home late sunday or monday morning. my guy came in last night, and said he'd dial us in

 

[belljr]

not liking Red Robin burgers is UNAMERICAN

"red robin sucks"

About 1,340,000 results

thanks, google.

"red robin is awesome"

About 47,800,000 results (0.39 seconds)

Yes, thank you google

"most americans are stupid"

About 83,100,000 results (0.63 seconds)

-fish- couldn't be more wrong

About 101,000,000 results (0.19 seconds)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ruling on the Red Robin Banzai Burger? For those unfamiliar it contains a pineapple slice on the burger

all red robin burgers are terrible; that makes this fruity and terrible.

I ate there once with the family then forbid them from ever eating there again. The crap at McDonalds is better. That's how terrible Red Robin is.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

 

[bentley]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

 

[Limp Ditka]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

Only 11 more days of hating you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

Only 11 more days of hating you.

This is shtick I just don't get, right?

 

[Limp Ditka]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

Only 11 more days of hating you.

This is shtick I just don't get, right?

I'm partaking in sober February.

 

[fdas2]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

Only 11 more days of hating you.

This is shtick I just don't get, right?

I'm partaking in sober February.

I think he meant limiting your hate of Tanner to only one month of the year.

 

[bentley]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

Only 11 more days of hating you.

This is shtick I just don't get, right?

I'm partaking in sober February.

I think he meant limiting your hate of Tanner to only one month of the year.

Tanner?

 

[Osaurus]

k4,

what day are you thinking of hiking at vegashole? we just might make it, but i don't want to miss the hiking and are we thinking red rock?

We were targeting Sunday to hike, but I think Osaurus is also heading to another park (the name of which is escaping me) on Friday. For Sunday, most likely Red Rock, though I haven't ruled out Zion completely. What would you guys be interested in?

red rock due to it's proximity my wife wants some pool time. i could leave her at the hotel, but it's rare for us to get away without the kid. right now, i'm thinking friday early evening flight, home late sunday or monday morning. my guy came in last night, and said he'd dial us in

Heading to Valley of Fire State Park on Friday, but open for whatever or Sunday. I can do Zion, but would have no problem with Red Rock either.ETA: renting a car for just 1 day on Friday and will have to drop it off back at the airport Friday evening. I'm more than happy to meet up with anyone arriving since I'll be there and stuff.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

Only 11 more days of hating you.

This is shtick I just don't get, right?

I'm partaking in sober February.

So that's a real thing? Huh.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

FALSE ALARM guys...it was the Doobie Brothers "Drift Away" which I just assumed was a BeeGees song

wat

Easy mistake

Droppin' the beats with DJ Dan.

 

[Limp Ditka]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

Only 11 more days of hating you.

This is shtick I just don't get, right?

I'm partaking in sober February.

I think he meant limiting your hate of Tanner to only one month of the year.

Tanner?

My BAC has no impact on my hatred of tanner

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I decided to tackle fixing the dripping shower in our bedroom today. Now I can't get it to turn off. #### me.

Interesting

Which means we don't have any water in the house since there isn't a shut off valve for the shower.

Get a pair of copper tube cutters and a shark bite shutoff valve and you can easily fix that

I'm busy putting duel overhead cams on my car now.

Put on some glass packs man. Maybe some deep dish cragars.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So that's a real thing? Huh.

YOUR FACE IS A REAL THING? HUH.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, sober people are grumpy.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Something you gotta think about: http://www.lamebook.com/think-before-you-stock/

 

[cosjobs]

Because of the unconscionably restrictive inbox and Like limits, I'm boycotting this forum tomorrow from noon to 4pm (probably quite a bit longer).

Who's with me?

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