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Limp Ditka said:
-fish- said:
Frostillicus said:
-fish- said:
but I'm sad and divorced. my life sucks.
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Tell me more. With pics.
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I'm a little unsure about sharing. she said I could take all the pictures I wanted. some look a little passed out..but they weren't.
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http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/f/fd/Nelson_Loves_Andy_Williams.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20110928025554
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send me your email address or something.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
That's bull####, man.

You'll find another.
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which? notcrazychick? total bull####. glad you understand.

she was never over her ex. I stayed sober in mexico and used tequila as truth serum. she was using me to try to get back together with him.

way too old for that nonsense.

 
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-fish- said:
Homer J Simpson said:
-fish- said:
Homer J Simpson said:
That's bull####, man.

You'll find another.
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which? notcrazychick? total bull####. glad you understand.she was never over her ex. I stayed sober in mexico and used tequila as truth serum. she was using me to try to get back together with him.

way too old for that nonsense.
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Oof. Friggin 9th graders. Always playing games.
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15 or 45...games are the same. #####es, man.
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Truth.

 
so anyway, after night 2, we're having breakfast at my house (I cooked eggs benedict, with ham instead of canadian bacon). over coffee she says, "I'd really like to pee on you."

"what?"

"I want to pee on you"

"is this something you've done before?"

"yeah, twice"

"when?"

"my ex"

"did he like it?"

"he hated it"

"but you did it again?"

"yes"

"did he like it the second time?"

"no"

"but he let you?"

"yes"

"and then you broke up?"

"yes"

"are you freaking kidding me?"

"no, I really like it."

"yeah, we're not doing that."

"I really like it. I want to pee on you."

"not happening"

"just think about it, ok? it's not a dealbreaker."

 
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I forgot. I'm super sad. divorced. life sucks. it isn't entertaining in the slightest. I'd way rather be married to a fat pig that puts out once a month, like the people that are shocked at my life.

 
-fish- said:
I forgot. I'm super sad. divorced. life sucks. it isn't entertaining in the slightest. I'd way rather be married to a fat pig that puts out once a month, like the people that are shocked at my life.
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If give some give some advice but it would be coming from a guy who's currently in the midst of a decade-long trainwreck. :shrug:

 
Highlight of the diner stop: tough looking wiry chick with white streaked hair sending back a plate of bacon. I ASKED FOR BURNT. We're not talking a side of bacon, but a heaping mound of hog heaven. Chatted her up & found out she just finished a gig. Told me, unapologetically, that three years ago she started the ritual of indulging in burnt bacon after every show as a statement of her humanity. That's my reality. Except the lark turned into a compulsion. She's not superstitious (no, not at all) but ever since she started doing this she's had steady work. How could I change, ya know - if it's ####### working you can't mess with it.

Did not bang.

 
I worked late, watched some soccer on dvr, went to sleep. Woken up 3 times by 3yo floppinha who has a cold.

Suck it, single people.

 
-fish- said:
I forgot. I'm super sad. divorced. haven't been urinated on yet, life sucks. it isn't entertaining in the slightest. I'd way rather be married to a fat pig that puts out once a month, like the people that are shocked at my life.
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BobbyLayne said:
Bachelor week for me. Chloe (6 y.o.) is at Gung Gung & Poh Poh's house celebrating Chinese New Year. Which is way cool for her - instead of being a meal or a parade or a event its a week long immersion in the most important week of her heritage. Yada yada ya miss her enough of that.

Point being I'm completely unemcumbered and without a wit of parental responsibility for 8 days. I can get drunk every night. I can watch hockey while eating a block of cheese. I could go see a grownup movie or take in a show or splurge on dining or go take a drive through Connecticut.

So of course I'm working until 9 every night & eating takeout.

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She's living with pandas for a week?

 
Ungrateful people are hard to deal with. Especially when they are family. Even more so when they're living with you. It's especially fun when they blame you for the results of their own bad decisions and throw tantrums when the truth is broached in even the gentlest way possible. So tired of this garbage.

 
-fish- said:
she tells me drunk chicks have asked them to be part of a foursome with them. meg's sister and her neighbor are both hot, straight and married.
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Yes. OH GOD YES.

-fish- said:
so anyway, after night 2, we're having breakfast at my house (I cooked eggs benedict, with ham instead of canadian bacon). over coffee she says, "I'd really like to pee on you."

"what?"

"I want to pee on you"

"is this something you've done before?"

"yeah, twice"

"when?"

"my ex"

"did he like it?"

"he hated it"

"but you did it again?"

"yes"

"did he like it the second time?"

"no"

"but he let you?"

"yes"

"and then you broke up?"

"yes"

"are you freaking kidding me?"

"no, I really like it."

"yeah, we're not doing that."

"I really like it. I want to pee on you."

"not happening"

"just think about it, ok? it's not a dealbreaker."
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I've never had a chick pee on me nor have I wanted that. However if she is really hot and it gets her off, she could squirt all over my chest. I draw the line at poop though. Probably.

 
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GroveDiesel said:
Ungrateful people are hard to deal with. Especially when they are family. Even more so when they're living with you. It's especially fun when they blame you for the results of their own bad decisions and throw tantrums when the truth is broached in even the gentlest way possible. So tired of this garbage.
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Vauge on, bro.

I always love those inspirational posters that tell ya to cut off the negative influences & stop reacting to people who bring you down. Then you realize the people on the top of that list share your DNA or sleep next to you. T'aint easy.

I had to get away from my family. In 1999 I had convinced myself moving to NYC was the only way I was going to become the person I wanted to be. My family has become such a diminutive portion of my life. I did achieve a lot of what I set out to do, but the collateral damage has been pretty high.

GL GB GD

 
heckmanm said:
BobbyLayne said:
Bachelor week for me. Chloe (6 y.o.) is at Gung Gung & Poh Poh's house celebrating Chinese New Year. Which is way cool for her - instead of being a meal or a parade or a event its a week long immersion in the most important week of her heritage. Yada yada ya miss her enough of that.

Point being I'm completely unemcumbered and without a wit of parental responsibility for 8 days. I can get drunk every night. I can watch hockey while eating a block of cheese. I could go see a grownup movie or take in a show or splurge on dining or go take a drive through Connecticut.

So of course I'm working until 9 every night & eating takeout.

:bag:
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She's living with pandas for a week?
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Maternal grandparents

 
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