GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

5001!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So... you gonna get peed on?

 

[Annyong]

I draw the line at poop though. Probably.

 

[-fish-]

So... you gonna get peed on?

my plan is to tell her that I'm considering it, while in the meantime performing every filthy act I can think of, including a Chicago Sunroof.

She travels for her job, so I can only see her once every other week. I think I can string this out a couple months.

 

[-fish-]

going out with Meg's sister again Saturday. Best wingman ever.

 

[Osaurus]

R Kelly would be inspired by the recent chat in here

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Home sick today. Be prepared for a lot of garbage.

Oh and sorry, Fish.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So... you gonna get peed on?

you can't pee on me, but that's why I flew in my good friend Homer

 

[fantasycurse42]

So... you gonna get peed on?

my plan is to tell her that I'm considering it, while in the meantime performing every filthy act I can think of, including a Chicago Sunroof.

She travels for her job, so I can only see her once every other week. I think I can string this out a couple months.

Is this like in the shower on your leg kinda pee?

 

[bostonfred]

how is getting peed on any grosser than any other kind of stranger sex? seems like a small price to pay for the openness to new ideas that she seems to have if she's willing to bring up peeing less than a week into knowing you

 

[-fish-]

Is it pee? Yes. Yes it is.

 

[mr roboto]

It is very much too cold here today.

 

[kevzilla]

Just call on me, brother

When you need a hand

We all need somebody to pee on

I just might have perversions

That you understand

We all need somebody to pee on

 

[fantasycurse42]

Is it pee? Yes. Yes it is.

You need to negotiate some sort of deal here... Offer her the leg pee in the shower and you can't something you want in return.

You obviously go first, but if it is worth it, then you can take the in shower pee from the waste down.

 

[-fish-]

Is it pee? Yes. Yes it is.

You need to negotiate some sort of deal here... Offer her the leg pee in the shower and you can't something you want in return.

You obviously go first, but if it is worth it, then you can take the in shower pee from the waste down.

I don't really need to negotiate. There is pretty much nothing she won't do.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Is it pee? Yes. Yes it is.

You need to negotiate some sort of deal here... Offer her the leg pee in the shower and you can't something you want in return.

You obviously go first, but if it is worth it, then you can take the in shower pee from the waste down.

I don't really need to negotiate. There is pretty much nothing she won't do.

Make sure she avoids asparagus.

 

[Annyong]

have her take some b12 or whatever it is, so her pee is nice and yellow. thats the good stuff.

 

[El Floppo]

Is it pee? Yes. Yes it is.

You need to negotiate some sort of deal here... Offer her the leg pee in the shower and you can't something you want in return.

You obviously go first, but if it is worth it, then you can take the in shower pee from the waste down.

I don't really need to negotiate. There is pretty much nothing she won't do.

Make sure she avoids asparagus.

 

[-fish-]

I'm surprised nobody commented on the eggs Benedict

 

[El Floppo]

The board of the co-op we're about to start construction on Monday, decided today- TODAY- that they're not liking the plan we proposed 4+ months ago. The same plans that got approval from building management and supposedly the co-op board as well*. The same plans we then filed with the DOB and Landmarks Commission and received further approval for yesterday (the client has been calling me multiple times a day asking if we got our permits yet).

We're starting demo/construction on freaking Monday. Thanks for playing, old rich white dudes. ####.

*side-note... a couple of months ago, my superior here told me that we had received approval- I never got or saw the email or memo. when I asked about the specific issue the board eventually took issue with (it was always going to be a hot-button thing), superior said we were fine. I asked if we got it in writing... no. I asked if I should follow up with building management... no- let sleeping fish lie. this feels like getting peed on, but without a ### for the tat.

 

[Sammy3469]

I'm surprised nobody commented on the eggs Benedict

Did she pee on those?

 

[El Floppo]

I'm surprised nobody commented on the eggs Benedict

I'll admit- I was impressed by that.

I just assumed that was the kind of thing single people do now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm surprised nobody commented on the eggs Benedict

DID YOU CHARGE $90 FOR THEM?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I've been both the pee-er and the pee-ee.

Of course, the time I was the pee-er wasn't part of any sexual play, my college gf and I were sleeping on the couch in my dorm room and completely wasted, in a sleep-walk-y state, dropped my drawers and began peeing on her, as I imagined I was at the urinal.

She woke up unpleasantly, stormed out, slammed the door. At which point, I startled myself awake. Had no idea what I'd done, ran after her and tried to convince her she was acting irrationally...not knowing that I'd just whizzed on her.

Probably should have sent that one to scoresman.

 

[Tecumseh]

Had a one nighter with a chick who had put a solid dent in a fifth of Jack prior to pokey time. Woke up and she had peed all over herself, and me. Overrated.

 

[Annyong]

I've been both the pee-er and the pee-ee.

Of course, the time I was the pee-er wasn't part of any sexual play, my college gf and I were sleeping on the couch in my dorm room and completely wasted, in a sleep-walk-y state, dropped my drawers and began peeing on her, as I imagined I was at the urinal.

She woke up unpleasantly, stormed out, slammed the door. At which point, I startled myself awake. Had no idea what I'd done, ran after her and tried to convince her she was acting irrationally...not knowing that I'd just whizzed on her.

Probably should have sent that one to scoresman.

I peed in my brother's roommate's dresser drawer at U of Illinois.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Yeah, I wet the bed one of the first nights I slept with my now-wife. I'm pretty sure that's the only time that's happened since I was a little kid. Her calm reaction was a big plus for me. I suspect that 18 years later her reaction might be a little different.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I've been both the pee-er and the pee-ee.

Of course, the time I was the pee-er wasn't part of any sexual play, my college gf and I were sleeping on the couch in my dorm room and completely wasted, in a sleep-walk-y state, dropped my drawers and began peeing on her, as I imagined I was at the urinal.

She woke up unpleasantly, stormed out, slammed the door. At which point, I startled myself awake. Had no idea what I'd done, ran after her and tried to convince her she was acting irrationally...not knowing that I'd just whizzed on her.

Probably should have sent that one to scoresman.

I peed in my brother's roommate's dresser drawer at U of Illinois.

I bet my ex-girlfriend was angrier.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lots of pee stories in here.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I so own 5000.

Also 250,000

Nice job

 

[Osaurus]

This pee chat really needs to slow down to less than a trickle.

 

[Annyong]

Lots of pee stories in here.

It's great!

 

[bostonfred]

This pee chat really needs to slow down to less than a trickle.

You're in on the joke.

 

[Annyong]

Who else is going to the Blackhawks game on Friday?

 

[Annyong]

Laser Cats is one of my favorite things ever

 

[Frostillicus]

Who else is going to the Blackhawks game on Friday?

I am not.

 

[Plorfu]

2nd interview today for a job that will be a drastic move from my corporate hell into a nonprofit where I'll begin my new career. It's perfect for the Masters I'm working on now, too. I really want this. I need you guys to kill a goat for me or whatever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Laser Cats is one of my favorite things ever

Never seen that. Looks fake.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

2nd interview today for a job that will be a drastic move from my corporate hell into a nonprofit where I'll begin my new career. It's perfect for the Masters I'm working on now, too. I really want this. I need you guys to kill a goat for me or whatever.

Good luck.

Hey, feel free to tell this joke at the interview.

"I used to run an organization of atheists...I guess you could say it was a non-prophet business."

 

[Osaurus]

Who else is going to the Blackhawks game on Friday?

Next Friday they are here in Tampa, but sadly I cannot go to either game

 

[krista4]

Henry Ford?

Where is he? I miss that chap.

 

[Drifter]

2nd interview today for a job that will be a drastic move from my corporate hell into a nonprofit where I'll begin my new career. It's perfect for the Masters I'm working on now, too. I really want this. I need you guys to kill a goat for me or whatever.

On my way to take out Jerry Rice

(FU Domer)

 

[kevzilla]

2nd interview today for a job that will be a drastic move from my corporate hell into a nonprofit where I'll begin my new career. It's perfect for the Masters I'm working on now, too. I really want this. I need you guys to kill a goat for me or whatever.

Good luck.

Hey, feel free to tell this joke at the interview.

"I used to run an organization of atheists...I guess you could say it was a non-prophet business."

Get well soon. Please.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

2nd interview today for a job that will be a drastic move from my corporate hell into a nonprofit where I'll begin my new career. It's perfect for the Masters I'm working on now, too. I really want this. I need you guys to kill a goat for me or whatever.

Good luck.

Hey, feel free to tell this joke at the interview.

"I used to run an organization of atheists...I guess you could say it was a non-prophet business."

Get well soon. Please.

Delivery for your wife

 

[krista4]

Who else is going to the Blackhawks game on Friday?

Too soon. (Not over last night's loss.)

2nd interview today for a job that will be a drastic move from my corporate hell into a nonprofit where I'll begin my new career. It's perfect for the Masters I'm working on now, too. I really want this. I need you guys to kill a goat for me or whatever.

Glllllllllllllllll.

 

[General Malaise]

How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.

Cocaine.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.

Cocaine.

Pretty sure that's not Vegas's fault, Mr. Rubell.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.

Cocaine.

Pretty sure that's not Vegas's fault, Mr. Rubell.

Also pretty sure that it's an enhancer of Vegas.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I've been both the pee-er and the pee-ee.

Of course, the time I was the pee-er wasn't part of any sexual play, my college gf and I were sleeping on the couch in my dorm room and completely wasted, in a sleep-walk-y state, dropped my drawers and began peeing on her, as I imagined I was at the urinal.

She woke up unpleasantly, stormed out, slammed the door. At which point, I startled myself awake. Had no idea what I'd done, ran after her and tried to convince her she was acting irrationally...not knowing that I'd just whizzed on her.

Probably should have sent that one to scoresman.

You don't really think you're going to get away with only telling one story here, do you?

 

[heckmanm]

GL Plorfu