rizzler
Footballguy
they have it.. the blue container.
but you dont put that near your balls and ########
its like arc welding on your junk
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but you dont put that near your balls and ########
its like arc welding on your junk
Kenny Powers
Footballguy
The blue is foot powder. Its not octa-strength, its just meant to go on your feet, not your junk.
Rick James
Footballguy
tried the green. awesome. not sure what to do with this 80% full yellow bottle.
kinda want to try the blue now.
kinda want to try the blue now.
rizzler
Footballguy
B-Deep
Footballguy
ok
so i had tried yellow before
but to be honest i kinda felt like my nuts were on fire, and cleaned it off
i believe i used a wet washcloth, which probably made the situation worse
so i went green this morning and decided to ride it out
everyone was right, there is a slight feeling of "why is this powder taking a blow torch to my tostaclees!!!"
but once that passes, very pleasant
i am not sure, other than the brief period of pleasantly tingling nuts, if this is any better than baby powder, but we'll see!
so i had tried yellow before
but to be honest i kinda felt like my nuts were on fire, and cleaned it off
i believe i used a wet washcloth, which probably made the situation worse
so i went green this morning and decided to ride it out
everyone was right, there is a slight feeling of "why is this powder taking a blow torch to my tostaclees!!!"
but once that passes, very pleasant
i am not sure, other than the brief period of pleasantly tingling nuts, if this is any better than baby powder, but we'll see!
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Swtiched from the Yellow to the Green this am. I am converted for life. What to do with the 1/3 left of a yellow bottle? I was thinking that would be good for the 13yr old in the house who was complaining about "bat wings" the other day..... 
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pollardsvision
Footballguy
For those interested in the numbers...
Yellow (Original Strength): 0.15% Menthol, 1.0% Zinc Oxide
Green (Extra Strength): 0.80 % Menthol, 5.0% Zinc Oxide
Blue (Maximum Strength): 1.00% Menthol, doesn't say anything about Zinc Oxide
The gap from Yellow to Green is much higher than Green to Blue. Apparently, that extra 0.20% menthol is a pretty big deal. The GB scientists have figured out that 0.80% menthol is exactly what human nuts crave.
Yellow (Original Strength): 0.15% Menthol, 1.0% Zinc Oxide
Green (Extra Strength): 0.80 % Menthol, 5.0% Zinc Oxide
Blue (Maximum Strength): 1.00% Menthol, doesn't say anything about Zinc Oxide
The gap from Yellow to Green is much higher than Green to Blue. Apparently, that extra 0.20% menthol is a pretty big deal. The GB scientists have figured out that 0.80% menthol is exactly what human nuts crave.
pollardsvision
Footballguy
Swtiched from the Yellow to the Green this am. I am converted for life. What to do with the 1/3 left of a yellow bottle? I was thinking that would be good for the 13yr old in the house who was complaining about "bat wings" the other day.....
B-Deep's got ya covered.
I'd also suggest shoe sprinkling to get rid of it. I rub my feet down with green and then sprinkle some inside the shoes. The shoe sprinkle just soaks up some moisture and covers up some smell. I'd think the yellow could handle that role fine, and the missing tingle won't matter there.
B-Deep
Footballguy
yeahI friggin' love me some GB on my undercarriage... but Mrs. Keerock is paranoid about the reported link between talc and ovarian cancer. So if I partake in the tingling goodness of GB, I will be denied the tingling goodness of teh sechs (unless I shower first)
that could be a big deal
strykerpks
Footballguy
GB burns the verginer way worse than it tingles our scrote. You should be fine after a day of use, but don't put GB on before sexy time. I found that out the hard way.yeahI friggin' love me some GB on my undercarriage... but Mrs. Keerock is paranoid about the reported link between talc and ovarian cancer. So if I partake in the tingling goodness of GB, I will be denied the tingling goodness of teh sechs (unless I shower first)
that could be a big deal
Also, as a GB user of 17 years, I suggest you all keep using the yellow. You need to switch it up or your body will get used to the green. Yhrow a bottle of yellow in there once in a while and when you go back to the green it will be like your first time.
rizzler
Footballguy
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
OK, too curious to avoid this thread any longer. My question is on the application technique of the powder. My second question is how does this not form some kind of paste down there?
pollardsvision
Footballguy
A number of application strategies and techniques have been laid out earlier in the thread.
There's not a neat way to do it, but that's part of the charm.
I have no idea how it doesn't form a paste. After a long day, there's nothing there except hints of powder and dry, happy balls.
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
Why don't you guys dust it on with a powder puff or a shaving brush?
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Read through the whole thread. I'm still leery about the scent. I'm thinking of doing a comparison between unscented baby powder and gold bond. Being married, sex isn't on a regular schedule, so I don't want to screw it up. I don't need to give her any more reason not give hand out the occasional blue dot.
rizzler
Footballguy
whoever is speaking about the scent is grossly overstating it.
the smell of menthol fades after about 15minutes. after that, I dont notice ANY scent. literally... not the smell of the menthol, nor the smell of nut sweat. just neutral.
the taste probably sucks, but just dont let her gargle your nuts - or just rinse them off first
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
You're overthinking this.
rizzler
Footballguy
I would imagine she'd be more pleased at the fact that it doesn't smell like a sweaty gym sock, than the fact it had a slightly medicinal taste
glock
"Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Okay. Never had an issue with the boys, but during a week outside in 90 degree temps- 24/7- at Scout camp, I do end up with localized burning up near- call it east and west- of teh sphincter. Not PrepH territory, but close. I'm a lean guy, so maybe that's how it happens for us? You bigger fellas have to deal with more chafing area??
I've gone from cotton tighty whiteys to boxer briefs to acrylic/polyester dry fit boxer briefs in an effort to improve air circulation and drying down under with some improvement. No briefs seemed to work best to recover.
Wondering if this GB is the elixir that will cure what ails me...
I've gone from cotton tighty whiteys to boxer briefs to acrylic/polyester dry fit boxer briefs in an effort to improve air circulation and drying down under with some improvement. No briefs seemed to work best to recover.
Wondering if this GB is the elixir that will cure what ails me...
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Ilov80s
Footballguy
It is.Okay. Never had an issue with the boys, but during a week outside in 90 degree temps- 24/7- at Scout camp, I do end up with localized burning up near- call it east and west- of teh sphincter. Not PrepH territory, but close. I'm a lean guy, so maybe that's how it happens for us? You bigger fellas have to deal with more chafing area??
I've gone from cotton tighty whiteys to boxer briefs to acrylic/polyester dry fit boxer briefs in an effort to improve air circulation and drying down under with some improvement. No briefs seemed to work best to recover.
Wondering if this GB is the elixir that will cure what ails me...
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Always apply with caution. If you are about to get some, don't bother. The areas you really want insured are the crevices. Follow this formula and there shouldn't be any issues.
Zow
Footballguy
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pollardsvision
Footballguy
Can zis Jesus heal ze pain zat is in my heart!?Okay. Never had an issue with the boys, but during a week outside in 90 degree temps- 24/7- at Scout camp, I do end up with localized burning up near- call it east and west- of teh sphincter. Not PrepH territory, but close. I'm a lean guy, so maybe that's how it happens for us? You bigger fellas have to deal with more chafing area??
I've gone from cotton tighty whiteys to boxer briefs to acrylic/polyester dry fit boxer briefs in an effort to improve air circulation and drying down under with some improvement. No briefs seemed to work best to recover.
Wondering if this GB is the elixir that will cure what ails me...
Ilov80s
Footballguy
As long as you are happy, don't change. Green is amazing, but it will ruin your palate from here on out.
rizzler
Footballguy
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Curious got the better of me and I got some GB blue and baby powder last night. I couldn't wait to experiement so I went GB this morning. I braced myself for the first shock, but it never came. The first sensation was a cooling sensation and now it's just been tingling ever since. I could get used to this.
Keerock
Footballguy
pollardsvision
Footballguy
Yeah, the burn, for me, only happens sometimes if I apply right out of the shower, but not always.
But the tingle always happens.
Keerock
Footballguy
pollardsvision
Footballguy
I can fully endorse the GB lotion.
I was using the powder so much, things got a little too dry. Saw the green GB lotion on the shelf and, with cooler weather approaching, I thought I'd see what it's all about..
It's pretty awesome. That same GB tingle you've come to rely on, but in a lotion. It fits into the GB rotation perfectly.
Similar beautiful green bottle: http://www.goldbond.com/extra-strength-body-lotion.html
And Keerock, I'd highly recommend it in your situation.
I was using the powder so much, things got a little too dry. Saw the green GB lotion on the shelf and, with cooler weather approaching, I thought I'd see what it's all about..
It's pretty awesome. That same GB tingle you've come to rely on, but in a lotion. It fits into the GB rotation perfectly.
Similar beautiful green bottle: http://www.goldbond.com/extra-strength-body-lotion.html
And Keerock, I'd highly recommend it in your situation.
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ragincajun
Footballguy
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
pollardsvision
Footballguy
Once they get the green, I'll definitely add it to my GB family.ragincajun said:
GB really needs to sell a nice gift basket for men around the holidays.
Kenny Powers
Footballguy
Ive been using this for about 2 months now. Didnt want to post on it until I got a good feel for it. Ive been on the green powder for around 5 years, but grabbed a can of the yellow spray to test it out. Ive yet to go back to the green powder. This spray is magical. It lasts longer than the powder (honestly good for 24 hours) for odor protection, is better at preventing moisture, and of course is less messy as in no mess at all and nothing on your hands. The biggest test was being in the pit at an outdoor amphitheater in late July, it was around 90 degrees and humid, and the concert was about 5 hours long. Now there was some moisture in this situation at the end of the night, but I was still feeling good on the walk back to my car.ragincajun said:
Dont judge this spray by its color. Yellow spray >>>> Green powder.
Riversco
Footballguy
GROMS
Kingdom Fighter
I use both the Blue and the Green depending on the issue. Both work great but don't get them mixed up. I once powdered the "boys" with the Blue and severe stinging sets in minutes later. I had to jump in the shower and rinse fully off before the stinging stopped. On the plus side, I had my coworkers crying the next day as I retold the story about the mix up.
avoiding injuries
Footballguy
Been using the spray for about a week. I'd rather forget to put deodorant on than forget to spray my balls.
Psychopav
Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
Kenny Powers
Footballguy
I ran out of spray and was using the Green Bottle for the last month plus until the past couple weeks when I got another can of Yellow Spray. All the Green Bottle fans who have yet to get on the spray dont know what theyre missing, and even I forgot how nice the spray is while the Green was holding me over. Never again will I go that long without having the spray at hand. Its incredible.
