Got food poisoning from ordering a calzone (1 Viewer)

[bosoxs45]

What should I say to the owner of the sub shop? 

 

[Charlie Steiner]

"Sorry I paid only with coins."

 

[Don Quixote]

What should I say to the owner of the sub shop? 

"Got food poisoning from ordering a calzone"

 

[Captain Cranks]

"A little lighter on the E Coli next time."

 

[shadyridr]

Wow and you didn't even eat it?

 

[KarmaPolice]

That's really bad if you got food poisoning from just ordering the calzone.  :X

ETA: damn, shady beat me by 1min.

 

[Warrior]

"Sorry I paid only with coins."

*pennies

 

[Arizona Ron]

How do you know it was the calzone?  Is that the only thing you ate in the last 48 hours of being sick?

 

[TLEF316]

Same thing happened on Parks and Rec. Even brought Ron Swanson to his knees.

Thoughts and prayers

 

[MAC_32]

"Sorry I paid only with coins."

"Will you please cook my jacket?"

 

[Nigel]

You sure it was food poisoning? A Dr. friend of mine told me recently, after I made a similar complaint after eating at an Italian restaurant, that "food poisoning" is the most common erroneous self-diagnosis there is.

 

[shadyridr]

Whata do Iya knowa about cookin a jacketa?

 

[wikkidpissah]

One time in Corinth, I got gonorrhea from a baklava 

 

[trogg78]

One time in Corinth, I got gonorrhea from a baklava 

Are you sure it wasn’t a hay ride?

 

[wikkidpissah]

Are you sure it wasn’t a hay ride?

i'd had a lot of ouzo. i only remember it was sweet & flaky and my nuts were sticky....

 

[dhockster]

One time in Corinth, I got gonorrhea from a baklava 

I got gonorrhea from a tractor (Seinfeld)

 

[Scoresman]

How do you know it was the calzone?  Is that the only thing you ate in the last 48 hours of being sick?

Most bacteria causes food poisoning within 6 hours.  

 

[ShamrockPride]

I'm gonna sue ya for every penny ya worth!!

 

[Chemical X]

how often do you change your cheese?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

You sure it was food poisoning? A Dr. friend of mine told me recently, after I made a similar complaint after eating at an Italian restaurant, that "food poisoning" is the most common erroneous self-diagnosis there is.

This.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Take a gun, leave the calzone.

 

[nirad3]

I had a 24ish-hour stomach bug over New Years.  We had eaten Del Taco so I automatically assumed it was food poisoning.  Hard to tell the difference sometimes.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I had a 24ish-hour stomach bug over New Years.  We had eaten Del Taco so I automatically assumed it was food poisoning.  Hard to tell the difference sometimes.  

Much like a murder investigation, the most likely suspect is not always guilty.

 

[NotSmart]

Much like a murder investigation, the most likely suspect is not always guilty.

The butler, in the library, with a calzone.

 

[Beef Ravioli]

What should I say to the owner of the sub shop? 

Please add the shop to the Restaurant thread, with a disclaimer. Thanks!