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[Daywalker]

"Superman can't fight a guy that drives a car!"  -- Chris Rock (2016)

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

 

[Parrothead]

Aloha Mr Hand

 

[sbonomo]

What's my name?  F-YOU, that's my name.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

One that fits this place:

Norway has trolls, so more power lines are needed. That's just the way it is."

  Troll Hunter (2010)

 

[ChiefD]

One of my friend to his wife:

"You could burn the house down and it would be my fault because I bought you a house made of wood."

 

[Phase of the Game]

Bark like a dog

 

[Insein]

What... Like the back of a Volkswagen?

 

[Fariq]

I'll shove a wolf up your ###. 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That Disney movie where Robin Hood is a fox. When you were little, did you think he was handsome and then, like, your crotch gets a headache?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[ChiefD]

Be the ball Danny.

 

[ChiefD]

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[Jackstraw]

F you, F you, F you.....you're cool and F you I'm out.  

 

[Jackstraw]

I'll have what she's having. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

60% of the time it works every time.  

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

 

[Scoresman]

It's not a lie, if you believe it.

 

[boilerdave]

Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine!

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

“What the hell kind of clown are you?”
“The crying on the inside kind, I guess.”

 

[msommer]

"There are those with guns and those who dig. You dig"

 

[msommer]

"I'll be back"

 

[msommer]

"You've got to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you? Punk"

 

[msommer]

"One shot!!!"

 

[msommer]

"I'm the king of the world!"

Nope, that doesn't cut it...

 

[Rove!]

220...221...whatever it takes

 

[msommer]

• Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  

- Earnest Hemingway

 

[Maggot Brain]

The hell with them fellas.

Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms! (Spits)